W
ha
t
b
ow
can
't
be
ti
ed
?
a
ra
i
nbo
w
!
why did the
leprechaun cross
the road?
To get to
the pot
of gold!
knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a
happy
St. Patrick's Day!
why did the
leprechaun stand
on the potato?
To keep from falling
in the stew!
how can
you tell if a
potato is not
from Ireland?
When it's a
French fry!
why do people wear
shamrocks on
st. patrick's day?
Real rocks would
be too heavy!
why can't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you should
never press your luck!
what do you
get if you cross
poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A rash of
good luck!
what does
it mean
when you find
a horseshoe?
A poor horse
is going
barefoot!
what's Irish and
stays out all night?
Paddy
O'Furniture!
what do you call
leprechauns who
collect aluminum cans,
used newspapers and
plastic bottles?
Wee-cyclers!
what happens
when a leprechaun
falls into a river?
He gets wet!
where will you
always find gold?
In the
dictionary!
why do frogs
and alligators like
st. patrick's day?
Because
they are
already
wearing
green!
why can't you
borrow money
from a leprechaun?
Because they
are always a
little short!
www.officialkidsmag.com • march 2021 • 9
