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February 01, 2022

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WWW.UPANDCOMINGWEEKLY.COM FEBRUARY 2 - 8, 2022 UCW 23 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE NEWS OF THE WEIRD by the Editors at Andrews McMeel Syndication Wait, What? Clive Jones, 66, a retired teacher in Derby, England, calls himself the "world's most prolific sperm donor," having fathered 129 children, with nine currently on the way. Jones has been donating his semen for nine years through Facebook, he told DerbyshireLive, because of the "happiness it brings" to donee families. But his wife of more than 40 years isn't so pleased; they now live apart. Jones explained that he drives to a park near the donee's home and collects the sample in the back of his van (complete with window curtains), then texts them to say he'll "be round in three minutes." England's Human Fertilization and Embryology Authority has issued a medical warning about Jones, saying, "If arrangements are made outside of the clinic environment, there can be medical and legal risks." Inappropriate Tourists and locals in Venice, Italy, got all judgy on Jan. 21 when a 30-year- old Czech woman stripped off her top and went for a swim near the Monument to the Partisan Woman, a bronze sculpture of a reclining woman that rests partly in and partly out of the water. After her dip, the unnamed woman climbed onto the monument and posed for pictures, CNN reported. "It's like going to Rome, leaping in the Trevi Fountain and then saying, 'What do you mean, you can't do this?'" said Mario Nason, who was walking by with his son at the time. "Why do people do these things in Venice that they wouldn't do elsewhere? They probably didn't know that the statue of the woman lying there was a dead partisan. But it's treating Venice like a beach." Police banned the woman from Venice for 48 hours and fined her $513. ARIES Mar 21/Apr 20 It is time to slow down a little. Even you cannot keep up a hectic pace for very long. Invest time in relaxing pursuits like yoga or reading to unwind your brain. TAURUS Apr 21/May 21 You may feel it necessary to prove your point at all costs. Stubbornness will get you nowhere right now. Listen to what others have to say. GEMINI May 22/Jun 21 ere are two sides to every story. It is best not to attach yourself to one version of the tale just yet. Hear everyone out and then come to an informed conclusion. CANCER Jun 22/Jul 22 ere is no time like the present to turn over a new leaf. ink about the areas of your life that can use some improvement and focus on the steps to get there this week. LEO Jul 23/Aug 23 Someone from the past comes back into your life and you will not know how to react. First assess what this person wants and how you left off years ago. VIRGO Aug 24/Sept 22 It might be time to accept the help or advice that someone is offering to you. You don't always have to forge new paths to prove your worth. LIBRA Sept 23/Oct 23 If you are thinking about making a major lifestyle change in the near future, start fleshing out the plans this week. Gather feedback from the ones you love. SCORPIO Oct 24/Nov 22 Past mistakes provide opportunities to learn. Continue to forge a new path. Rec - ognize that others have made mistakes and can provide support. SAGITTARIUS Nov 23/Dec 21 A big idea is blooming, but you need to get a handle on how you can finance this endeavor. It may be worth seeking investors. CAPRICORN Dec 22/Jan 20 It is time to mend fences that were bro - ken a few years ago. Holding on to past issues will not prove fruitful. Sit down and work through your issues. AQUARIUS Jan 21/Feb 18 You certainly catch more flies with hon - ey than vinegar. Focus on being warm and welcoming in conversation and your points will be well-received. PISCES Feb 19/Mar 20 Something regarding your health may be on your mind. Schedule an annual physical and discuss your concerns. Follow Us Today! Stay up to date on all the Up & Coming Events in Cumberland County and surrounding areas! LIKE

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