why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
what can you
catch from a
vampire in
wintertime?
Frost-bite!
what kind of fruit
to ghosts love?
Boo-berries!
why do mummies
have no friends?
Because they're
too wrapped up
in themselves!
what has
webbed feet,
feathers, fangs
and goes
quack-quack?
why do vampires
need mouthwash?
what would you find
on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
what do mummies
like listening to
on halloween?
Wrap music!
what kind of monster
is the best dancer?
The boogieman!
Count
Duckula!
Because they
have bat breath!
what kind of street
do vampires live on?
A dead end!
two monsters went
to a halloween
party. suddenly one
said to the other,
"a lady just rolled
her eyes at me.
what should I do?"
"Be a
gentleman
and roll them
back to her!"
what are a ghost's
favorite rides at the fair?
The scary-
go-round and
rollerghoster!
what's worse than being a
five-ton witch on halloween?
Being her broom!
what treat do eye doctors
give out on halloween?
Candy corneas!
30 • OctObeR 2020 • Officialkidsmag.com
