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tonight'spicks 30 - 198 THURSDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H "Mail myTV-20.2 285 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) Call Again" ››› Music From Another Room MNT-21 13 21 21 13 The Office "The 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 Alec Baldwin 30 Rock 8 p.m. on (NBC-24) Liz (Tina Fey) scrambles to do damage control after a cellphone video of Tracy (Tracy Morgan) on an offensive rant hits the Internet. At the same time, she's starting to question the validity of her rela- tionship with her boyfriend when Jack (Alec Baldwin) won't give his approval. Kenneth and Jenna (Jack McBrayer, Jane Krakowski) seek Kelsey Grammer's (guest starring as himself) help with a problem in the new episode "Idi- ots Are People Two!" (HDTV) The Secret Circle 9 p.m. on (CW) Upon returning to Chance Har- bor, Jake (Chris Zylka) warns Cassie (Britt Robertson) that she'll meet the same fate as her father unless they figure out exactly how he died in the boat fire. Adam and Diana (Thomas Dekker, Shel- ley Hennig) suspect he has his own agenda, however. Charles and Dawn (Gale Harold, Nata- sha Henstridge) battle for Ethan's (Adam Harrington) allegiance. Phoebe Tonkin also stars in the new episode "Witness." Project Runway All Stars 9 p.m. on (LIFE) In this new episode, the design- ers have a very special client to dress: the fabulous Miss Piggy. In the new movie "The Muppets," she's the plus-size fashion editor of Paris Vogue, which makes her a style all-star in her own right. After the contestants have created a cocktail dress for her, she joins Isaac and Georgina to judge their efforts in "Patterning for Piggy." (HDTV) 14 select TV 24 30 24 20 A&E 53 265* 118* AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 419 210 173 Injury" (CC) (N) (CC) Men (CC) The Insider (N) (CC) Wipeout "Winter Wipeout: Family Tree" (N) (CC) Rob "Second Wedding" (N) The Dick Van Dyke Show Grey's Anatomy Richard performs a liver transplant. (N) (CC) California's Gold "China Clipper" M*A*S*H (CC) The Office "Com- pany Picnic" Jeopardy! (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) 57 The First 48 A clerk is shot by a 56 CSI: Miami "Shock" A spoiled heiress masked man. (CC) is found dead. (CC) Hills 60 World's Strictest Parents "The Knights" The Knight family. 45 30 Rock "Kho- nani" (CC) CW 10 10 43 10 Seinfeld "The DISN 46 291 E! 69 236* 114* ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX 42 248* 136* GOLF 37 218 401 HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE MTV NICK 45 300 43 Jessie Zuri plans 46 E! News (N) Pen" (CC) a tea party. (N) (Live) (N) (Live) 30 Rock "Argus" (CC) Seinfeld "The Hot Tub" (CC) Wizards of Wa- verly Place (CC) 25 College Basketball Teams TBA. 26 College Basketball Teams TBA. 40 bacon present. How I Met The This Old House Hour Installing new and old plant material. (N) Extra (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (N) (CC) The Mary Tyler Moore Show Without a Trace "Labyrinths" Search- ing for a journalist. (CC) 30 Rock (N) (CC) Parks and Recre- ation (N) (CC) American Idol "Auditions No. 2" Hopefuls perform for the judges. (N) The First 48 "Pointless; Set Up" A woman is shot and then immolated. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The most talked-about antics. Erin Burnett OutFront Independent Lens Movement to reverse policies. (N) (CC) (DVS) Person of Interest "Legacy" Carter finally meets Reese. (CC) The Bob Newhart Show ›› Necessary Roughness (1991, Comedy) Scott Bakula, Hector Elizondo. A 34-year-old farmer aids a failing college football team. (CC) The Office "Pool Party" (N) (CC) That Girl Without a Trace "Devotion" The team searches for a teenager. Up All Night "Ri- vals" (N) (CC) The Finder "Bullets" Walter helps a man on death row. (N) (CC) The First 48 "Hot Lot; Blind Faith" A man is shot dead in a scrap yard. 44* Finding Bigfoot: Further Evidence Call of Wildman Call of Wildman Snake Man of Appalachia (N) 181 The Real Housewives of Beverly 30 Best Buy: The Big Box Fights Back Mad Money 32 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Futurama "Span- ish Fry" (CC) 27 Runnin'-PAC College Basketball UCLA at Oregon State. (N) (Live) 21 Capitol Hill Hearings The Vampire Diaries Alaric's new friend intrigues Damon. (N) (CC) Austin & Ally (CC) The Soup Phineas and Ferb (CC) Kourtney & Kim Take New York SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) ›› Stepmom (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts. A woman tries hard to make her lover's children accept her. 50 Chopped Mac & Cheese, cola and 47 How I Met cannot join her family. (CC) International The Real Housewives of Atlanta Kandi goes country. Movies Private Practice "Losing Battles" (N) (CC) January 19, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) Independent Lens Boycott and divestment campaign. (N) The Mentalist "My Bloody Valentine" A mob boss' son is killed. (N) Cheers (CC) The Odd Couple (CC) Ten O'clock News (N) (CC) The Firm "Chapter Four" Mitch de- fends a psychiatrist. (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) Beyond Scared Straight Six teens learn about life behind bars. (N) ››› The Fugitive (1993, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, Sela Ward. An innocent man must evade the law as he pursues a killer. (CC) American Stuffers (N) The Real Housewives of Atlanta "The Social Edition" ›› Footloose (1984, Drama) Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer, John Lithgow. Hip teen moves to corn town where pastor taboos dancing. Futurama (CC) Futurama "Yo Leela Leela" Futurama "Over- clockwise" (CC) The Secret Circle "Witness" Faye is trapped in a perilous situation. Wizards of Waverly Place Alex, Jus- tin and Max compete in a show. E! Investigates: The Family Who Vanished SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) The Twilight Zone (CC) It's Always Sunny in Phila. NBC Action News at 11pm How I Met Your Mother (CC) Late Show With David Letterman Perry Mason (CC) ››› Music From Another Room (1998, Romance) Jude Law, Gretchen Mol, Richard Ruccolo. A man believes he must marry an acquaintance from long ago. (CC) American Dad "Wife Insurance" Tonight Show With Jay Leno 30 Rock "Larry King" (CC) Beyond Scared Straight Female troublemakers enter lockup. (CC) ››› The Fugitive (1993) Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones. (CC) Call of Wildman Call of Wildman Watch What Hap- pens: Live The Real House- wives of Atlanta Romy and Michele: In the Beginning (2004, Comedy) Katherine Heigl, Alex Breckenridge, Paula Abdul. Best Buy: The Big Box Fights Back Best Buy: The Big Box Fights Back Paid Program Paid Program Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Aries Spears: Hollywood, Look I'm Smiling The comic performs. (CC) Cops "Fort Myers, Florida" Jessie "Zuri's New Old Friend" 'Til Death "The Bachelor Party" Wizards of Wa- verly Place (CC) E! Special "When Girls Kill" (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) 2012 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC) ››› Steel Magnolias (1989, Comedy-Drama) Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine. Six iron-willed women gather at a Louisiana beauty parlor. Chopped "Prove It On the Plate" Mussels in the appetizer round. 24 PGA Tour Golf Humana Challenge, First Round. From La Quinta, Calif. 186 Little House on the Prairie Caroline 500 504 303 551 51 House Hunters House Hunters (CC) 53 Ancient Aliens An ancient fortress made with lasers. (CC) 40 252* 108* 38 Project Runway All Stars Thirteen 68 331* 160* 58 Made 171 former contestants return. (CC) SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC TMC TNT 42 Victorious (CC) SpongeBob 48 Jail (CC) 160 192 256 132 501 35 Seinfeld "The Barber" (CC) SquarePants Jail (CC) Seinfeld "The Movie" (CC) 6 Dual Survival "Shipwrecked" Nova 49 280* 183* 52 NY Ink "Big Money, Big Dreams" Ami 535 555 329 591 Xtra Credit (2009, Suspense) Micah Scotia in the dead of winter. (CC) throws a party. (CC) Alberti, Marina Black. TOON 48 297 177 Jake is jealous. TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA 239 28 World's Dumbest... Loud burps; fast shrimp; long ear hair. 39 242* 105* 37 NCIS "The Curse" (CC) VH1 67 335* 162* WGN-A - 307 Price This Place (N) (CC) Little House on the Prairie Rescue from a runaway caboose. (CC) ›› Life as We Know It (2010) Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas. Antagonists must work together to raise their goddaughter. (CC) My First Place (CC) American Pickers Tricky Dick's Ten- nessee yard. (CC) Project Runway All Stars The de- signers create ball gowns. (CC) Jersey Shore Mike threatens Snooki's relationship. (CC) My Wife and Kids "No Rules" Jail (CC) My Wife and Kids (CC) Jail (CC) ›› My Bloody Valentine (2009, Horror) Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith. A pickaxe-wielding killer terrorizes a mining town. (CC) ›› The Master of Ballantrae (1953) Errol Flynn, Roger Livesey. Premiere. Scottish brothers vie for their father's title and a noblewoman. Dual Survival "Hippo Island" Escap- ing a hippo-infested marshland. NY Ink "Paying Dues" Billy tackles an elaborate tattoo. (CC) MAD Chopped "Far Far Out!" Processed food in the appetizer basket. Frasier "High Crane Drifter" Frasier "Chess Pains" (CC) Chopped "When Octopuses Attack!" The chefs cook octopus. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Archer (N) Frasier "Crane vs. Crane" (CC) House Hunters (N) (CC) Cajun Pawn Stars (CC) Frasier "Police Story" (CC) The 700 Club (CC) Cupcake Wars The Major League Soccer Cup Finals. Unsupervised (N) Archer ›› Arthur (2011, Romance-Comedy) Russell Brand, Helen Mirren. An ir- responsible playboy must choose between love and money. (CC) Selling L.A. (N) (CC) Selling New York (N) (CC) Swamp People Troy gets on pace to tag out. (CC) Project Runway All Stars The de- signers create a cocktail dress. (N) Jersey Shore "One Man Down" Vinny considers leaving the Shore. That '70s Show "Water Tower" That '70s Show "Hyde Moves In" iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Man, Woman, Wild A surprise storm in the Highlands. (N) (CC) NY Ink "Love and Hate" Ami has some daddy-daughter time. (N) Black and Blue: Legends of the Hip-Hop Cop (2005, Documentary) (CC) 43 245* 138* 36 NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at Utah Jazz. (N) (Live) (CC) 41 Adventure Time Adventure Time World's Dumbest... People who party too much. NCIS "High Seas" (CC) 59 40 Funniest Fails 2 Internet and television clips. - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) 30 Rock (CC) Scrubs (CC) Regular Show King of the Hill "Rodeo Days" King of the Hill (CC) World's Dumbest... (N) NCIS "Minimum Security" (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) ››› The Prince and the Showgirl (1957) Marilyn Monroe, Laurence Ol- ivier. Balkan prince courts Milwaukee chorus girl in 1911 London. (CC) Man, Woman, Wild A trek down a mountain covered in ice. (CC) Hook, Line and Sisters (N) (CC) American Dad "Pilot" (CC) Impractical Jok- ers (N) Hook, Line and Sisters (N) (CC) Why We Laugh: Black Comedians on Black Comedy (2009) Narrated by Angela Bassett. (CC) Inside the NBA (N) (Live) (CC) American Dad "Threat Levels" Impractical Jokers NCIS "Marine Down" (CC) The Women of SNL Women of "Saturday Night Live." (CC) Scrubs (CC) The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers House Hunters International (N) Cajun Pawn Stars (CC) 24 Hour Catwalk "Costume" The de- signers must use a clown mask. Jersey Shore "Dropping Like Flies" Mike confronts his demons. (N) George Lopez (CC) George Lopez (CC) Cathouse: Wel- come Aboard House Hunters (CC) Unsupervised Golf Central (N) Champions Tour Season Preview Celebrity Golf Celebrity Golf Celebrity Golf Frasier (CC) Frasier "Frasier Loves Roz" Real Sex Xtra: Going Down House Hunters International Ancient Aliens Mankind's tales of gods with powers. (CC) Dance Moms Cathy invites the moth- ers to a party. (CC) Jersey Shore "Dropping Like Flies" Mike confronts his demons. (CC) Friends (CC) MANswers ›› Constantine (2005, Fantasy) Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBeouf. A man who sees demons helps a policewoman probe her sister's death. Friends (CC) MANswers ›› Joshua (2007, Suspense) Conan Norm Macdonald; Gina Carano. (N) ›› Pandora and the Flying Dutch- man (1951, Drama) James Mason. Man, Woman, Wild A surprise storm in the Highlands. (CC) NY Ink "Love and Hate" Ami has some daddy-daughter time. (CC) › A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994) Keenen Ivory Wayans. (CC) Law & Order (CC) (DVS) Family Guy "The Son Also Draws" Family Guy (CC) Most Shocking "Busted in the Buff 5" Burn Notice "Necessary Evil" Mob Wives Renee sets out to con- front Carla. (CC) Always Sunny Always Sunny Futurama (CC) Futurama (CC) South Park January 14 - 20, 2012 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart The King of Queens (CC) Phineas and Ferb (CC) Chelsea Lately (N) The Colbert Re- port (N) (CC) Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Capitol Hill Hearings South Park (CC) Phineas and Ferb (CC) E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast