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Scenes from a Maul Shark Week returns to eat us alive TV by DEAN ROBBINS Discovery’s Shark Week has been thriving for 20-plus years with its annual look at great white shark attacks. That’s an unlikely streak for a bunch of programs that basically say the same thing over and over again: “They’re coming to get you.” To remain success- ful, Shark Week needs to sustain our hysteria about getting bitten by a great white, despite the over- whelmingly low odds. This year’s kickoff program, “Great White Invasion” (Sunday, 9 p.m.), tries to convince us that “all over the world, great whites are coming closer to shore.” As the narrator warns, “We think of great whites as living far out in the ocean and distant from people. BUT NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH!” Okay, I admit to being frightened by that idea, but will it frighten me again next year? Probably not, and that’s why Shark Week will have to up the ante yet again. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a program entitled Don’t Look Now, But a Great White Shark Is Lifting the Latch on Your Bedroom Window…. Dance Moms Wednesday, 10 pm (Lifetime) This reality series follows moms who bring their little girls to Pittsburgh’s Abby Lee Dance Concentration Camp — oh, sorry, I mean Abby Lee Dance Studio. Abby’s oversized ego depends on her reputation for winning Broadway- style Junior Miss dance competitions with her tiny victims. The only way to keep winning is to mercilessly drive the children in ways that 6-to 13-year-olds should never be driven. “I can make you or I can break you!” Abby bellows at the twig-like girls, who are done up like floozies. When the girls break down due to illness, nerves or sheer grade-school vulnerability, Abby explodes: “STOP CRYING!” And what about the mothers who lead their lambs to the slaughter? They’re so consumed by dreams of stardom that they freak out whenever their girls show signs of weakness around Abby — that is, signs of age-appropriate behavior. “STOP CRYING!” they plead. I’m crying. Koran by Heart Monday, 9 pm (HBO) While I spent my childhood watching syndicated sitcoms, the three 10-year- olds profiled in Koran by Heart have learned to recite…yes, the Koran by heart. Muslim children all over the world engage in this activity, and the best hundred of them come to Cairo for an annual competition. The documentary follows these incredibly devoted kids as they practice their recitation over and over. And over. According to the organizer of the competition, “On judgment day, our levels in heaven will be decided by how much of the Koran we have memorized.” What worries me is that our levels in hell will be decided by how much of Gilligan’s Island we have memorized. Rescue Me Wednesday, 10 pm (FX) Denis Leary’s NYC firefighter dramedy is as good as ever in its final season. This week, Leary’s character, hotheaded Tommy Gavin, continues his “rebel ass- hole parade,” as a colleague puts it. Tommy is on edge as the 10th anniversary of 9/11 approaches, and his fellow firefighters are at each other’s throats. The tension comes to a head when a TV station interviews Tommy about 9/11 for a mawkish 10th anniversary feature. Tommy gets increasingly annoyed by the reporter’s dumb questions and finally loses it when she asks, “What would have been a happy ending on that day?” “There are no happy endings,” Tommy hisses, while his mates brace them- selves for a tirade. Given all the misery in this episode, it’s hard to imagine a happy ending for Rescue Me. But who knows — things could turn around by the Sept. 7 finale. I sure hope they do. WWW.UPANDCOMINGWEEKLY.COM Who will be crowned? m owned? Vote Online at www.upandcomingweekly.com Winners will be announced Sept. 14th! Utley & Knowles CPAs Sponsored by: could win $100! VOTE and you July 27 •Tonight Is Ladies Night! Ticket specials for ladies July 29 •Sponsored by Lumbee River EMC First 500 fans receive a free bobblehead UNCP Night Carolina Ring Wars July 30 •Fan Appreciation Night The SwampDogs show their appreciation all night long with prizes and giveaways for their loyal fans. • Final Fireworks Spectacular August 2 •Final Of cial Home Game of the 2011 Season The regular season is almost over but the excitement is better than ever! Come out and support your SwampDogs as they gear up for the Playoffs! Gates open at 6:00 p.m. First Pitch at 7:05 www.goswampdogs.com JULY 27 - AUGUST 2, 2011 UCW 19 Baseball is Fun! Where Play Off Tickets Available Now!