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tonight'spicks 30 - THURSDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H "Dear myTV-20.2 285 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) 198 ››› No Way Out (1987) Kevin Costner, Gene Hackman. The Secretary of Uncle Abdul" MNT-21 13 21 21 13 The Office "Prod- 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half Andre Braugher NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 A&E 24 30 24 20 AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* Last Resort 8 p.m. on (ABC-7) CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 The crew of a U.S. submarine runs afoul of a global conspiracy when it refuses to follow orders to launch its nukes on Pakistan in this thrilling new series from Shawn Ryan ("The Shield"). Andre Braugher stars as Capt. Marcus Chaplin, while Scott Speedman lends solid support as his next in command. (HDTV) Grey's Anatomy 9 p.m. on (ABC-7) After the shocking plane crash in last season's finale, Meredith, Derek, Cristina, Arizona and Mark (Ellen Pompeo, Patrick Dempsey, Sandra Oh, Jessica Capshaw, Eric Dane) were hang- ing on by a thread. The Season 9 premiere, "Going, Going Gone," picks up several months after the surviving doctors are rescued and revisits how what happened in the woods has affected them and their relationships. (HDTV) The Office 9 p.m. on (NBC-24) Remember Roy, Pam's (Jenna Fischer) former fiance? He's get- ting married, and a toast at his wedding has Pam and Jim (John Krasinski) searching their own relationship for secrets. Dwight (Rainn Wilson) protests Nellie's (Catherine Tate) mandate that ev- eryone give to charity by choos- ing an unusual cause to support. Clark (Clark Duke) hits on Erin (El- lie Kemper) with a fake job offer. David Denman reprises the role of Roy in the new episode "Roy's Wedding." (HDTV) 14 select TV CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 DISN 46 291 E! ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 CW 10 10 43 10 Rules of Engage- 43 Austin & Ally 419 210 173 69 236* 114* 46 E! News (N) 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX GOLF 37 218 HALL 59 312* 185* HBO Men (CC) Remington Steele "Vintage Steele" Corpse is found in winery vat. Without a Trace "Undertow" Man goes missing after an ocean dive. SNL Primetime Election Special Up All Night "Home/Office" The X Factor (N Same-day Tape) (CC) death in public. (CC) The First 48 A church keyboardist is gunned down. (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) sey "Strip Down Memory Lane" a nearby house. With Jon Stewart The Real Housewives of Miami Kar- ent surprises her boyfriend. Reba (Part 1 of 2) (CC) Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront Futurama "The Late Philip J. Fry" Professor invents a time machine. Rules of Engage- ment (CC) My Babysitter's a Vampire (CC) Reba (Part 2 of 2) (CC) Defense makes a Pentagon aide lead a spy manhunt. (CC) uct Recall" (N) (CC) The Office "An- dy's Play" (CC) Jeopardy! (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) 53 265* 118* 57 The First 48 A man is beaten to 56 CSI: Miami "Paint It Black" Investiga- tion into a student's death. (CC) 181 The Real Housewives of New Jer- 60 Reba Brock buys 44* Swamp Wars (CC) Reba "Your Place or Mine" 30 American Greed 32 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) 45 The Daily Show 27 Boxing 21 Capitol Hill Hearings ment (CC) (CC) Shake It Up! (CC) The Soup 25 College Football Stanford at Washington. (N) (Live) (CC) man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter. 50 Chopped "Squashed" Four women 42 248* 136* 47 How I Met 401 compete for Chopped Champion. How I Met HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE MTV NICK 45 300 500 504 303 551 ›› Klitschko (2011, Documentary) The lives and careers of Vitali and 51 House Hunters 53 Pawn Stars "Time 186 Little House on the Prairie Newly Wladimir Klitschko. (Subtitled-English) 24 Live From the Ryder Cup adopted James runs away. (CC) International Machines" House Hunters (CC) 40 252* 108* 38 Project Runway The designers cre- 68 331* 160* 58 True Life 171 ate their own fabric. (CC) SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC TMC TNT 160 › Saw IV (2007, Horror) Tobin Bell, Scott Patterson, Betsy Russell. An of- 35 Seinfeld (CC) 42 iCarly (CC) 48 Jail (CC) ficer must save his friend from Jigsaw's deadly trap. (CC) Seinfeld "The Apology" (CC) 192 256 132 501 The Pride of Pikeville 6 Property Wars (CC) ling, Kirsten Dunst. (CC) ange Family Guy "The Story on Page 1" Family Guy "Wasted Talent" Property Wars (CC) 49 280* 183* 52 Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (CC) Say Yes to the 535 555 329 591 All Good Things (2010) Ryan Gos- TOON 48 297 43 245* 138* 36 The Mentalist "Red Moon" (CC) 41 Adventure Time Annoying Or- 177 TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA 39 242* 105* VH1 67 335* 162* WGN-A - 307 239 28 Wipeout (CC) 37 NCIS Officer's sword. (CC) 59 Basketball Wives LA - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) Wipeout (CC) NCIS A petty officer is murdered. Basketball Wives LA 30 Rock (CC) 30 Rock (CC) ›› Piranha (2010) Elisabeth Shue. Hundreds of man- eating fish converge on a popular waterside resort. Dress: Atlanta Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta The Mentalist "The Crimson Hat" MAD Regular Show "More Smarter" Impractical Jokers Jail (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars "Off the Wall" (CC) How I Met The Insider (N) (CC) Last Resort "Captain" A nuclear sub- marine is attacked. (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (N) (CC) Two and a Half Men (N) (CC) Grey's Anatomy The doctors try to move past tragedy. (N) (CC) Person of Interest Reese, Carter and Fusco look for Finch. (N) (CC) The Mary Tyler Moore Show ›››› Rocky (1976, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Mer- edith. A heavyweight champ gives a club fighter a title shot. (CC) The Dick Van Dyke Show Without a Trace "True" Searching for a runaway. (CC) The Office "Roy's Wedding" Glee (N) (CC) ›››› Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977, Science Fiction) Richard Dreyfuss, François Truffaut, Teri Garr. UFO sighters finally meet the aliens that obsessed them. (CC) The First 48 Police probe the murder of two friends. (CC) River Monsters "Killer Weapons" The Real Housewives of Miami Jo- anna and Romain grow apart. (N) Crossroads "Mumford & Sons; Em- mylou Harris" An evening of music. Crime Inc. Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama (CC) Futurama (CC) Futurama "Fun on a Bun" (CC) The Vampire Diaries Jeremy makes a life-changing decision. (CC) ›› Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009, Musical) Miley Cyrus. Soaring popularity threatens to take over the teen phenomenon's life. (CC) The Next "Semi-Finals: Round 1" The six local winners perform. (N) Married to Jonas Keeping Up With the Kardashians "The Wedding" Khloé gets married. 26 WNBA Basketball Conference Semifinal, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 40 ›› The Last Song (2010) Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear. A How I Met Little House on the Prairie "Dark Sage" (CC) Buying and Selling Parents outgrow their starter home. (CC) Pawn Stars "To the Moon" (CC) Project Runway The designers must create a costume. (CC) The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons "Tis the Season" Real World cast members compete. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) (Live) (CC) Chopped "Sunny Side Apps" Gummy fried eggs in the appetizer. Chopped Escargot; Chinese egg- plant; ground lamb. Little House on the Prairie College brings romantic pressure. (CC) Extreme Homes A mushroom-style house. (CC) Pawn Stars "Say It Ain't So" Pawn Stars "Free Willie" The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons The First 48 "Update Special: Devil Inside & Flight Risk" (N) (CC) Swamp Wars (CC) The Real Housewives of Miami Joanna and Romain grow apart. American Greed Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) South Park "Cash For Gold" MLB Baseball Arizona Diamondbacks at San Francisco Giants. CW10 News at 10 (N) Keeping Up With the Kardashians Capitol Hill Hearings Parks and Recre- ation (N) (CC) Cheers A profes- sor falls for Sam. Ten O'clock News (N) (CC) Rock Center With Brian Williams (Season Premiere) (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) California's Gold (CC) Access Holly- wood (N) (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) To Be Announced Elementary "Pilot" A home invasion leads to murder. (N) (CC) The Bob Newhart Show Movies Scandal "White Hat's Off" Information about Quinn is revealed. (N) September 27, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) (CC) Nightline (N) (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) The Twilight Zone (CC) Late Show With David Letterman ›› Son of the Pink Panther (1993) Roberto Benigni, Herbert Lom. (CC) Perry Mason (CC) It's Always Sunny in Phila. NBC Action News at 11pm How I Met Your Mother (CC) American Dad (CC) Tonight Show With Jay Leno 30 Rock "The Fighting Irish" The First 48 "Hot Lot; Blind Faith" A man is shot dead in a scrap yard. ››› The Princess Bride (1987) Cary Elwes, Robin Wright. (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) Watch What Hap- pens: Live The Real House- wives of Miami Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 600 hopeful candidates arrive for the preliminary auditions. Paid Program Paid Program Erin Burnett OutFront Brickleberry (CC) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Seinfeld "The Shoes" (CC) Phineas and Ferb (CC) Keeping Up With the Kardashians SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) ›› Sweet Home Alabama (2002, Romance-Comedy) Reese Witherspoon, Josh Lucas, Patrick Dempsey. A fashion designer demands a divorce from her husband. Chopped "Everything's Rosy" A sea- food surprise. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Louie (N) Live From the Ryder Cup ››› Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) James Franco, Freida Pinto. A medical experiment results in a superintelligent chimp. (CC) Frasier "Caught in the Act" (CC) House Hunters (N) (CC) Counting Cars "Framed" Project Runway "It's Fashion Baby" The designers cre- ate looks for babies. (N) (CC) Frasier "Boo!" (CC) House Hunters International (N) Prank My Mom (N) (CC) Jersey Shore: Gym, Tan, Look Back The cast shares memories. › Saw V (2008, Horror) Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson. Pre- miere. A new disciple carries on the Jigsaw legacy. MMA Uncensored Live (N) (Live) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Golf Nut Smith's Pony Fiddlesticks The Best Man Silent. Auction Kings (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) His Unlucky Night Auction Kings (N) (CC) Four Weddings "...and a Ballet" Bal- let dancers and soccer players. The Mentalist "Pilot" (CC) King of the Hill "Next of Shin" King of the Hill (CC) Impractical Jok- ers "Supercuts" NCIS A blind photographer. The Big Bang Theory (CC) Taxi for Two Match Play Texas Car Wars (N) (CC) ›› Scream 4 (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Ar- quette. The Ghostface Killer returns to claim new victims. (CC) Bling It On A drag queen has a wardrobe malfunction. (N) (CC) The Mentalist (CC) American Dad "Home Wrecker" Impractical Jok- ers (N) Engagement Engagement 30 Rock (CC) The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers American Dad (CC) Impractical Jokers ›› Romeo Must Die (2000, Action) Jet Li, Aaliyah, Isaiah Washington. Asian and black gang- sters vie for control of prime property. NCIS A murder victim in a taxi. Scrubs (CC) Louie 'Til Death "Let's Go" (CC) The Colbert Re- port (N) (CC) SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. 'Til Death (CC) Code 9 "Snow Globe Surprise" Chelsea Lately (N) Shake It Up! "Re- union It Up" E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) MMA Live (N) The 700 Club (CC) The Great Food Truck Race Creat- ing an appetizer from a tomato. Louie 19th Hole Frasier "Coots and Ladders" Living Abroad (N) (CC) Frasier "Match Game" (CC) Real Sex Naked witches perform Macbeth. (CC) House Hunters International Counting Cars How the States Got Their Shapes "State of Rebellion" (CC) Dance Moms Abby and the Dance Moms reunite. (Part 2 of 2) (CC) Jersey Shore Roommates move into their summer share. (CC) Full House (CC) Full House (CC) The Nanny (CC) The Nanny (CC) The Nanny (CC) The Nanny (CC) Friends (CC) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (Live) (CC) ›› The Prophecy (1995) Christo- pher Walken, Elias Koteas. (CC) 1,000 Ways to Die Conan (N) (CC) The Great Pie Mystery Auction Kings (CC) The Loud Mouth Auction Kings (CC) Four Weddings "...and a Ballet" Bal- let dancers and soccer players. ››› The Rock (1996, Action) CSI: NY "Super Men" (CC) Family Guy "Epi- sode 420" (CC) Family Guy "Stew-Roids" Top 20 Most Shocking Jealous rage and twisted passion. Burn Notice "Split Decision" (CC) Chrissy & Mr. Jones Always Sunny Always Sunny September 22 - 28, 2012 1,000 Ways to Die Friends (CC) Wilfred NASCAR Now (CC) Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast