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tonight'spicks 30 - THURSDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H (CC) myTV-20.2 285 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) Christina Applegate Up All Night 8:30 p.m. on (NBC-24) The cancellation of "The Ava Show" puts Reagan and Ava's (Christina Applegate, Maya Rudolph) friendship to the test. Stay-at-home dad Chris (Will Ar- nett) decides it's time he rejoined the work force. Reagan gives her brother (Luka Jones) a job remodeling the bathroom in the season premiere, "Friendships & Partnerships." (HDTV) The Office 9 p.m. on (NBC-24) The arrival of two new employ- ees (Clark Duke, Jake Lacy) who remind the staff of younger ver- sions of Jim and Dwight (John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson) throws the real Jim and Dwight for a loop. Andy (Ed Helms) returns from an Outward Bound adven- ture bent on getting back at Nel- lie (Catherine Tate). Kevin (Brian Baumgartner) saves an animal's life, while Oscar (Oscar Nunez) contemplates adopting one in the season premiere, "New Guys." (HDTV) The Real Housewives of Miami 9 p.m., 10 p.m. on (BRAVO) Commitment is the theme of this new episode, which finds Adri- ana wondering why she can't be more open with Frederic, Karent trying to find out where Rodolfo stands on marriage and Joanna confronting Romain about their long engagement. Karent ques- tions everyone's loyalty after learning that Ana has been exchanging inappropriate texts with Rodolfo. Lea's drag queen friend exposes some secrets. 14 select TV NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 A&E 24 30 24 20 (N) (CC) The Insider (N) (CC) Access Holly- wood (N) (CC) 198 ›› Operation Condor (1991, Action) Jackie Chan, Carol "Do Do" Cheng. A M*A*S*H A poten- tial guerrilla. MNT-21 13 21 21 13 Steve Harvey (CC) 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half Men (CC) AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 DISN 46 291 E! ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 CW 10 10 43 10 Rules of Engage- 43 Jessie (CC) 419 210 173 69 236* 114* 46 E! News (N) 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX GOLF 37 218 HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE MTV NICK 45 300 ment (CC) Remington Steele Someone wants to kill lawyer. (CC) Spanish nobleman hires an adventurer to locate Nazi gold. Without a Trace "Expectations" Preg- nant woman disappears. (CC) Jeopardy! (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) 53 265* 118* 57 The First 48 "Torn; Gun Crazy" A love 56 CSI: Miami "Dead on Arrival" Reality triangle that turned deadly. star's murder. (CC) 181 The Real Housewives of New Jer- 60 Reba "Vanny 44* Swamp Wars (CC) sey "A Bald Canary Sings" Dearest" (CC) 30 American Greed With Jon Stewart Reba "He's Hav- ing a Baby" 32 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) 45 The Daily Show SNL Primetime Election Special Up All Night (N) (CC) The X Factor "Auditions No. 4" Audi- tions continue. (N Same-day Tape) The First 48 "Ultimate Price" A robber kills a good Samaritan. (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) The Real Housewives of Miami "A Tale of Two Miamis" Reba (CC) Mad Money Chappelle's Show Record compa- nies recruit rap stars. (CC) 27 Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. G-Mag 21 Capitol Hill Hearings Rules of Engage- ment (CC) A.N.T. Farm "fAN- Tasy girl" Reba "Labor of Love" (CC) Erin Burnett OutFront South Park Japa- nese Warriors. The Vampire Diaries Klaus tries to leave town with Elena. (CC) Good Luck Char- lie (CC) The Soup 25 College Football BYU at Boise State. (N) (Live) 26 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) 40 ›› Yours, Mine & Ours (2005) Den- 50 Chopped "Yucca; Watermelon; Torti- nis Quaid, Rene Russo. Premiere. llas" Yucca; watermelon; tortillas. 42 248* 136* 47 How I Met 401 How I Met 500 504 303 551 ››› Despicable Me (2010, Comedy) Voices of Steve 51 House Hunters 53 Pawn Stars "Li- tells pen pal he is athletic. (CC) Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand. (CC) International cense to Pawn" House Hunters (CC) Pawn Stars "Pirate's Booty" 40 252* 108* 38 Project Runway "Starving Artist" The 68 331* 160* 58 Awkward. 171 designers must sell goods. Awkward. SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC TMC TNT 192 256 132 501 ›› Down on the 6 Property Wars (CC) TOON 48 297 535 555 329 591 ››› Simon Birch (1998) Ian Mi- 43 245* 138* 36 The Mentalist "Red Letter" (CC) 41 Adventure Time 49 280* 183* 52 Here Comes Honey Boo Boo chael Smith. Premiere. (CC) 177 TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA VH1 WGN-A - 307 "Susan Strong" 28 Wipeout (CC) 39 242* 105* 37 NCIS "Defiance" (CC) 67 335* 162* 59 SNL Remembers 239 Chris Farley - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) Annoying Or- ange 160 › An American Werewolf in Paris (1997, Horror) Tom Everett Scott. Pre- 35 Seinfeld "The Big 42 Figure It Out 48 Jail (CC) (CC) miere. A young American meets a lovely lycanthrope while in Paris. (CC) Salad" (CC) Farm (1920) Seinfeld "The Serenity Now" Family Guy "The King Is Dead" Property Wars (CC) Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta ›› Faster (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton. An ex-con begins a race against time to avenge his brother's murder. (CC) Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta The Mentalist (CC) MAD Wipeout (CC) NCIS "Driven" (CC) Saturday Night Live "The Best of Will Ferrell" Skits fea- turing Will Ferrell. (CC) 30 Rock (CC) 30 Rock (CC) Regular Show "Death Bear" Four Weddings Brides perform on their wedding days. (N) (CC) The Mentalist "Ruby Slippers" King of the Hill (CC) Impractical Jokers King of the Hill (CC) Impractical Jok- ers "Who Arted" NCIS Intelligence officer is killed. Splatalot (CC) Jail (CC) Awkward. Wipeout Teachers compete while students watch. (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Grey's Anatomy "Flight" The doctors face a dangerous situation. To Be Announced Two and a Half Men (CC) ›› Ronin (1998, Action) Robert De Niro, Jean Reno, Natascha McElhone. Five espionage specialists must find a special briefcase. (CC) The Mary Tyler Moore Show The Dick Van Dyke Show Without a Trace "The Little Things" Martin's painkiller addiction. (CC) The Office "New Guys" (N) (CC) Parks and Recre- ation (N) (CC) Glee "Britney 2.0" Rachel adjust to life in New York. (N) (CC) (DVS) ››› Crocodile Dundee (1986, Comedy) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski. An Australian hunting legend braves the wilds of Manhattan. (CC) Crossroads Crime Inc. "Art for the Taking" Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama "Bend Her" (CC) Futurama "The Duh-Vinci Code" The Next "Los Angeles" Contestants perform in Los Angeles. (N) Keeping Up With the Kardashians "Baby, Baby, Baby" SportsCenter (N) (CC) Chopped "Grilltastic!" A surprise in the appetizer basket. How I Met How I Met Little House on the Prairie Charles and Almanzo run a race. (CC) Boardwalk Em- pire: Distilling Buying and Selling "David" A wid- owed father of five must downsize. Pawn Stars "Go- ing Postal" Project Runway The designers cre- ate their own fabric. (CC) Awkward. Carly Rae Je- psen SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) (Live) (CC) Chopped A pink candy surprise; chocolate bunny. 24 PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, First Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. 186 Little House on the Prairie Albert Ladies and Gentlemen... Marie Osmond (N) (CC) The First 48 Convenience-store clerk shot to death. (CC) The Real Housewives of Miami Kar- ent surprises her boyfriend. (N) Cheers "For Real Men Only" Ten O'clock News (N) (CC) Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) The First 48 (N) (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) Swamp Wars (CC) The Real Housewives of Miami Kar- ent surprises her boyfriend. Bayou Billionaires The "Holiday in Dixie" parade occurs. American Greed Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Futurama "Zapp Dingbat" (CC) MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants. CW10 News at 10 (N) Lemonade Mouth (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler, Adam Hicks, Hayley Kiyoko. Five high-school students form a music group. (CC) Capitol Hill Hearings Seinfeld "The Airport" (CC) Phineas and Ferb (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) ››› Mrs. Doubtfire (1993, Comedy) Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan. An estranged dad poses as a nanny to be with his children. Chopped "Viewers' Choice!" The viewers choose the ingredients. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Wilfred (N) ›› What's Your Number? (2011) Anna Faris, Chris Evans, Ari Graynor. A woman wonders if one of 20 exes could be her true love. (CC) Frasier "Roe to Perdition" (CC) Extreme Homes Aluminum house; caboose. (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars "Like a Rock" Awkward. House Hunters (N) (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Counting Cars (CC) Project Runway "I Get a Kick Out of Fashion" The de- signers must create a costume. (N) (CC) Awkward. Victorious (CC) Victorious (CC) My Wife and Kids (CC) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) Family Guy (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Don't Weaken! Bright Eyes Gymnasium Jim Silent. ››› The Extra Girl (1923, Comedy) Mabel Normand, Ralph Graves. The Big Bang Theory (CC) Auction Kings (CC) Auction Kings (N) (CC) Awkward. George Lopez (CC) House Hunters International (N) Counting Cars "Maxed Out" Awkward. "The Other Shoe" (N) George Lopez (CC) ›› Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy. Lu- cian leads the Lycans against Viktor, the king of the vampires. (CC) MMA Uncensored Live (N) (Live) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Daredevil Silent. An actor per- forms stunts. Texas Car Wars (N) (CC) Bling It On A neon dress for a Vegas bride. (N) (CC) American Dad (CC) Impractical Jok- ers (N) Engagement Engagement 30 Rock (CC) The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers American Dad (CC) Impractical Jokers ›› Old School (2003, Comedy) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn. Three men relive their wild past by starting a fraternity. NCIS "Blowback" (CC) Scrubs (CC) Louie (N) 'Til Death Joy's mother visits. Jessie (CC) Married to Jonas Married to Jonas Chelsea Lately (N) 'Til Death "Tale of the Tape" My Babysitter's a Vampire (CC) E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) E:60 The 700 Club (CC) The Great Food Truck Race Creat- ing a country style picnic. Totally Biased Louie Golf Central (N) 19th Hole (N) Frasier (CC) Greenbrier Frasier Street singer. (CC) Living Abroad (CC) Frasier (CC) Real Sex Sex-toy factory; Oakland resort. (CC) House Hunters International Picked Off "Cagey Strategy" One couple lands a rare relic. (CC) Project Runway "I Get a Kick Out of Fashion" The de- signers must create a costume. (CC) Awkward After Show (N) Friends (CC) Spike Vs. (N) Conan (N) (CC) Ten Dollars or Ten Days Auction Kings (CC) Picking Peaches Auction Kings (CC) ››› The Rock (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. Alcatraz Island terrorists threaten to gas San Francisco. The Mentalist A surfer is murdered. CSI: NY "Bad Beat" (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Top 20 Most Shocking The biggest brainless blunders. Covert Affairs "Let's Dance" Rehab With Dr. Drew "Intake" People struggle with addiction. Always Sunny Always Sunny September 15 - 21, 2012 Four Weddings Brides perform on their wedding days. (CC) Awkward. Friends (CC) › An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) Tom Everett Scott. (CC) 1,000 Ways to Die MMA Live (N) Two and a Half Men (CC) Person of Interest "Firewall" Reese becomes trapped with his POI. The Bob Newhart Show California's Gold (CC) The This Old House Hour Glass tile; garage storage system. (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Movies Scandal Quinn finds herself in a bad situation. (CC) September 20, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) (CC) Nightline (N) (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) The Twilight Zone (CC) Late Show With David Letterman ›› Operation Condor (1991, Action) Jackie Chan, Carol "Do Do" Cheng. Perry Mason (CC) It's Always Sunny in Phila. NBC Action News at 11pm How I Met Your Mother (CC) American Dad Hayley's music. Tonight Show With Jay Leno 30 Rock "Black Tie" (CC) ›› Crocodile Dundee II (1988, Comedy) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski. Outback he-man and girlfriend face Colombian drug dealers. (CC) Watch What Hap- pens: Live The First 48 Police probe the murder of two friends. (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) The Real House- wives of Miami Redneck Rehab A man reunites with his redneck family. Paid Program Paid Program Erin Burnett OutFront Futurama (CC) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart The Colbert Re- port (N) (CC) SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast