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tonight'spicks Megyn Price myTV-20.2 285 NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 A&E 30 - THURSDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H "Bomb- 198 ››› Play Misty Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) shells" MNT-21 13 21 21 13 The Office "Cafe 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half 24 30 24 20 AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* The Vampire Diaries 8 p.m. on (CW) CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 As Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) makes a big decision aimed at protecting Elena (Nina Dobrev), she longs for the days when her parents and Aunt Jenna (Jason MacDonald, Erin Beute, Sara Canning) were alive, and life was simpler. Stefan and Damon (Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder) leave on a mission but split up when Elena needs one of them. Caro- line and Tyler (Candice Accola, Michael Trevino) make a decision of their own in the season finale, "The Departed." Rules of Engagement 8:31 p.m. on (CBS-12) Here's a hint, Audrey: You can't use glue and tape on a real baby. With the arrival of their child drawing closer, Audrey (Megyn Price) tries to prepare by repairing a doll that she contin- ues to damage, while Jeff (Patrick Warburton) grills the couple's surrogate, Brenda (Sara Rue), on her dating life in the new episode "Goodbye, Dolly." David Spade also stars. (HDTV) Grey's Anatomy 9 p.m. on (ABC-7) Decisions, decisions. As the residents make their final choices about where to go to work next, Mark (Eric Dane) confesses to Derek (Patrick Dempsey) that he still has feelings for Lexie (Chyler Leigh). Ben (Jason George) has special plans for Bailey (Chan- dra Wilson), who is distracted by work. A couple on their third honeymoon come to the hospital with mysterious symptoms in the new episode "Migration." Ellen Pompeo also stars. (HDTV) 14 select TV CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 CW 10 10 43 10 Seinfeld "The 43 Wizards of Wa- 419 210 DISN 46 291 E! ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 173 69 236* 114* 46 E! News (N) 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX GOLF 37 218 HALL 59 312* 185* HBO for Me (1971) Disco" (CC) (N) (CC) Men (CC) The Insider (N) (CC) California's Golden Parks M*A*S*H "Run for the Money" The Office "Gay Witch Hunt" Jeopardy! "DC Teen Week 2" The Big Bang Theory "Pilot" 53 265* 118* 57 The First 48 A 69-year-old Navy 56 CSI: Miami "Rush" A movie star if veteran is murdered. (CC) found dead. (CC) 44* The Blue Planet: Seas of Life 181 Around the World in 80 Plates The journey begins in London, England. 60 The Singing Bee 30 Surviving a Car Crash 45 › Mr. Deeds (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder, Peter Galla- 27 MLB Baseball 32 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) 21 Capitol Hill Hearings Friars Club" verly Place (CC) Erin Burnett OutFront gher. A pizza maker inherits a fortune from a distant relative. (CC) Seinfeld "The Visa" (CC) Jessie Zuri plans a tea party. woman gains custody of her late sister's children. 50 Chopped The judges are left with a 42 248* 136* 47 How I Met 401 How I Met HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE 40 252* 108* MTV 68 331* 160* NICK 45 300 171 SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC TMC TNT 500 504 303 551 24/7 Mayweather/ 51 House Hunters International withstands classmates' taunts. Cotto 40 ›› Raising Helen (2004) Kate Hudson, John Corbett. A bitter taste in their mouth. 25 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) 26 NFL Live (CC) 24 PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, First Round. 186 Little House on the Prairie A boy House Hunters (CC) 192 256 132 501 › The Case Against Brooklyn (1958, Crime Drama) ing from heights. (CC) Seinfeld "The Bookstore" Darren McGavin, Maggie Hayes, Warren Stevens. 6 MythBusters Dodging a bullet; jump- 49 280* 183* 52 My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding (CC) 535 555 329 591 Merantau (2009) Christine Hakim, Mads Koudal. (Subtitled-English) TOON 48 297 177 TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA VH1 WGN-A - 307 28 World's Dumbest... Bad home-made World's Dumbest... (N) Jake is jealous. fireworks. Court Life 39 242* 105* 37 NCIS "Legend" (CC) 67 335* 162* 59 La La's Full 239 NCIS The death of an ICE agent. La La's Full Court Life - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) La La's Full Court Life 30 Rock (CC) La La's Full Court Life Scrubs (CC) 160 ›› The Village (2004, Suspense) Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix, 35 Seinfeld "The 53 Swamp People "Under Siege" R.J. 38 Wife Swap (CC) 58 The Substitute 42 SpongeBob 48 Jail (CC) and Jay Paul go after Pas Tout La. (N) SquarePants Ridiculousness "Big Black II" SpongeBob SquarePants Jail (CC) Undercover Stings Family Guy "Wasted Talent" Undercover Stings Adrien Brody. Strange creatures menace a 19th-century community. (CC) Stake Out" Million Dollar Rooms (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Ridiculousness "Justin Bieber" My Wife and Kids (CC) My Wife and Kids (CC) The Vampire Diaries Jeremy makes a life-changing decision. (N) (CC) Austin & Ally (CC) The Soup Shake It Up! "Weird It Up" SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) E:60 Missing "Promise" Dax learns who his enemies are. (N) (CC) Grey's Anatomy "Migration" The resi- dents choose their positions. (N) The This Old House Hour New fam- ily room addition is framed up. Person of Interest "No Good Deed" (N Same-day Tape) (CC) ››› Two Mules for Sister Sara (1970, Western) Shirley MacLaine, Clint Eastwood, Manolo Fabregas. Profane Sister Sara gets desert drifter to attack fort. (CC) The Mary Tyler Moore Show The Dick Van Dyke Show Without a Trace "Bait" The team searches for a family. (CC) Community (N) (CC) American Idol "Results Show" The contestants face elimination. (CC) The First 48 A man is found dead in his truck's cab. (CC) Wild Pacific "A Fiery Birth" (CC) The Real Housewives of New Jer- sey "Third Eye Blind" Mad Money The Bob Newhart Show 30 Rock (N) (CC) The Office (N) (CC) The Odd Couple (CC) Without a Trace The team searches for a missing father. (CC) Parks and Recre- ation (N) (CC) Touch "Music of the Spheres" Martin exposes a corrupt parole officer. ››› Die Hard (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC) The First 48 Police probe the murder of two friends. (N) (CC) Wild Pacific Diversity of life. (CC) ››› Pure Country (1992, Drama) George Strait, Lesley Ann Warren, Isabel Glasser. A country singer struggles with the burden of stardom. Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding BMW: A Driving Obsession Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama Leela visits her home. Futurama "Bend- less Love" (CC) The Secret Circle "Family" Cassie and Diana use dark magic. (N) A.N.T. Farm "bal- let dANTser" Jessie "The Kid Whisperer" Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco Mrs. Eastwood & Company MMA Live (N) Chopped "Bite Your Pickled Beef Tongue" Tongue in the first round. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Two/Half Men Two/Half Men ››› Avatar (2009) Sam Worthington. A former Marine falls in love with a native of a lush alien world. Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Chopped "Yuzu Never Know" Yuzu juice; mystery ingredient. Little House on the Prairie Mrs. Ole- son converts restaurant. (CC) Selling New York (CC) Swamp People "Secret Weapons" Jacob looks for new territory. (CC) Little House on the Prairie "A Christmas They Never Forgot" Selling LA (CC) Selling New York (CC) Swamp People "Scorched" Troy and Clint target Lake Verret. (N) 7 Days of Sex (CC) Ridiculousness The Pauly D Project George Lopez (CC) Punk'd Nick Can- non. (CC) George Lopez (CC) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) › The Wicker Man (2006, Horror) Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Be- ahan. Premiere. A lawman finds sinister forces at work on a secluded isle. Family Guy (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) MythBusters "Flying Guillotine" Using the explosive C4 to cook with. Dateline: Real Life Mysteries The forgotten murder of a cop's wife. Adventure Time MAD Thundera is under attack. Regular Show "Yes Dude Yes" ››› I Want to Live! (1958, Biography) Susan Hayward, Simon Oakland. Based on the story of convicted murderer Barbara Graham. (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) MythBusters Boys hit the road with fancy footwear. (CC) ›› Born Killers (2005, Crime Drama) Jake Muxworthy. Psychopathic siblings leave behind a trail of corpses. 43 245* 138* 36 NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) 41 Adventure Time King of the Hill (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries A mother never returns from a jog. (N) King of the Hill (CC) Not Safe For Work (N) NCIS "Aliyah" Tense reunion. Movie Scrubs (CC) The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Sweet Genius "Genie Genius" Choc- olate dessert inspirations. (N) Frasier "Roz and the Schnoz" House Hunters (N) (CC) Frasier "The Life of the Party" 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Beastie Boys. (CC) True Blood Bill issues an unpopular order. (CC) House Hunters International (N) Ax Men "Swamp Gold" Craig and Wayne plot a prank on Dave. (CC) 7 Days of Sex "Hunters; Nelsons" (N) (CC) Punk'd "Dax Shephard" (N) That '70s Show (CC) The Pauly D Proj- ect (N) That '70s Show (CC) Frasier "Party, Party" (CC) House Hunters (CC) Wild Pacific "Eat or Be Eaten" Kathy (N) Surviving a Car Crash Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) TBA Cops "Probable Cause" (CC) Phineas and Ferb (CC) Capitol Hill Hearings 'Til Death "Sex for Furniture" Jessie (CC) E! Special "When Girls Kill" Teenage girls who committed crimes. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) ›› Stepmom (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon, Ed Harris. A woman tries hard to make her lover's children accept her. NASCAR Now (CC) NBA Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) 'Til Death "The Colleague" (CC) Jessie Zuri plans a tea party. Chelsea Lately (N) That '70s Show (CC) Shake It Up! (CC) E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) E:60 E:60 The 700 Club (CC) Sweet Genius "Relative Genius" The chocolate test's ingredients. Live From THE PLAYERS Frasier "Sweet Dreams" (CC) Real Sex Singles workshop; sensu- ous mud. (CC) House Hunters International United Stats of America "Stayin' Alive" What kills people and why. The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet "Facing What's Next" (N) Punk'd "Dax Shephard" (CC) Friends (CC) ›› Children of the Corn (2009, Horror) David Anders. (CC) MMA Uncen- sored Live (CC) Conan (N) ››› Madeleine (1950) Ann Todd, Norman Wooland. A Victorian woman is tried for killing her lover. MythBusters "Fire vs. Ice" Flame- thrower and fire extinguisher duel. Dateline: Real Life Mysteries "The Player" A puzzling double murder. Forged (2010, Drama) Manny Perez. An ex-con seeks redemption for the murder of his son's mom. (CC) Inside the NBA (N) (Live) (CC) American Dad (CC) Impractical Jokers 'Til Death (CC) 'Til Death (CC) American Dad (CC) Impractical Jokers NCIS "Truth or Consequences" MythBusters Boys hit the road with fancy footwear. (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries A mother never returns from a jog. ›› Piranha (2010, Horror) Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott. (CC) Franklin & Bash "Jennifer of Troy" Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Top 20 Most Shocking The worlds most ferocious hotheads. In Plain Sight (CC) Barbershop 2: Back Always Sunny Always Sunny Futurama (CC) May 5 - 11, 2012 1,000 Ways to Die The Pauly D Project Friends (CC) The This Old House Hour Work be- gins on clearing the backyard. Extra (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (N) (CC) Rules of Engage- ment (N) Movies Scandal "The Trail" Gideon looks into Amanda's past. (N) (CC) The Mentalist A message from Red John distracts Jane. (N) (CC) Cheers "From Beer to Eternity" ››› Play Misty for Me (1971, Suspense) Clint Eastwood, Jessica Walter. A psychotic listener develops a fatal attraction for a DJ. (CC) The Honeymoon- ers Ten O'clock News (N) (CC) Awake Harper becomes concerned about Britten. (N) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) The First 48 A man is accused of kill- ing his friend. (N) (CC) The Twilight Zone (CC) It's Always Sunny in Phila. NBC Action News at 11pm How I Met Your Mother (CC) Perry Mason (CC) American Dad (CC) Tonight Show With Jay Leno 30 Rock "Rose- mary's Baby" The First 48 An alleged killer may walk free. (CC) Wild Pacific "A Fiery Birth" (CC) › Broken Bridges (2006) Toby Keith, Kelly Preston. A fallen country singer reunites with his true love. 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