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tonight'spicks 30 - THURSDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H "The myTV-20.2 285 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) 198 › The Vagrant (1992, Suspense) Bill Paxton, Michael Ironside, Marshall Foresight Saga" Joel MNT-21 13 21 21 13 The Office "The 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 McHale 24 30 24 20 A&E 53 265* 118* AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* Community 8 p.m. on (NBC-24) CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 A final exam is postponed, leav- ing everyone with some free time. Jeff (Joel McHale) suggests a nice long lunch, but Annie (Al- ison Brie) has another idea: She wants to hang out with Abed (Danny Pudi) in the Dreama- torium. While there, they start out playing a game but soon drift into a serious conversation about the study group, and An- nie gets to know Abed better in the new episode "Virtual Sys- tems Analysis." (HDTV) The Office 9 p.m. on (NBC-24) Andy (Ed Helms) is back from his romantic quest and finds him- self in a battle for the manager's chair with Nellie (Catherine Tate) as his co-workers pelt him with unwanted advice. Kelly (Mindy Kaling) must decide be- tween Ryan (B.J. Novak) and a seemingly perfect fellow (Sendhil Ramamurthy) in the new episode "Angry Andy." Rainn Wilson also stars. (HDTV) Awake 10 p.m. on (NBC-24) Working with Bird (Steve Harris) to help a couple get ready to go into the Witness Protection Pro- gram, Britten (Jason Isaacs) real- izes he also needs to prepare for his own new life with Han- nah (Laura Allen). In anticipation of his move to Oregon, he tries to hook up his longtime infor- mant, Jake (Steve Lawrence), with Vega (Wilmer Valderrama), but Jake isn't wild about the idea. Cherry Jones also stars in the new episode "Nightswim- ming." (HDTV) 14 select TV CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 DISN 46 291 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 CW 10 10 43 10 Seinfeld "The 43 A.N.T. Farm 46 E! News (N) 419 210 173 E! 69 236* 114* ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX 42 248* 136* GOLF 37 218 401 HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE MTV NICK 45 300 171 Men (CC) M*A*S*H "The Life You Save" The Mary Tyler Moore Show The Dick Van Dyke Show Bell. A businessman is terrorized by a psychopathic derelict. (CC) Duel" (CC) (N) (CC) Jeopardy! (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) 57 The First 48 A drug deal goes bad; 56 CSI: Miami "48 Hours to Life" Clear- deadly shooting. (CC) ing a confessed killer. 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(N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) (CC) FBI agent goes under cover at a beauty pageant. 50 Chopped "Buckwheat Blunders and 500 504 303 551 ››› Bend It Like Beckham (2002, 51 House Hunters an alcoholic rancher. (CC) Comedy) Parminder Nagra. (CC) International erous conditions. (CC) (N) House Hunters (CC) 40 252* 108* 38 Wife Swap "Cameron/Drago" Indul- 68 331* 160* 58 The Substitute 42 SpongeBob SquarePants SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC TMC SpongeBob SquarePants 192 256 132 501 ›› Muscle Beach Party (1964) Frankie Avalon, Annette Seinfeld "The English Patient" Funicello. A contessa has her eyes on a surfer. 6 American Chopper (CC) 49 280* 183* 52 Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Ed 535 555 329 591 ›› Into Temptation (2009) Jeremy Schiller is gunned down. (CC) Sisto, Kristin Chenoweth. (CC) TNT 43 245* 138* TOON 48 297 177 TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA 39 242* 105* VH1 67 335* 162* WGN-A - 307 239 59 40 Greatest Yo! MTV Raps Moments Highlights from the series. (N) - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) 28 World's Dumbest... The World's 37 NCIS "Escaped" (CC) dumbest performers. 30 Rock (CC) 160 ››› The Matrix Reloaded (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Lau- 35 Seinfeld "The 48 DEA "The Million Dollar Money Drop" A fugitive murder suspect. Big Easy Justice (CC) rence Fishburne. Freedom fighters revolt against machines. Masseuse" Family Guy (CC) Family Guy "Death Lives" American Chopper (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries An Army Major is attacked in his bed. 53 Swamp People Troy faces the treach- gent mom trades with a strict mom. 24 PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, First Round. 186 Little House on the Prairie Family of 47 How I Met How I Met 40 ›› Miss Congeniality (2000) Sandra Bullock. A clumsy Twists of Fate" Chopped "Saying Sayonara" Oysters cause problems. 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Punk'd "Tyler the Creator" (N) The Pauly D Proj- ect (N) That '70s Show (CC) In the Bag Frasier "The Friend" (CC) Real Sex Eroti- cism. (CC) House Hunters (CC) The Client List "Turn the Page" Linette begins a new romance. (CC) Punk'd "Tyler the Creator" Friends (CC) ›› The Matrix Revolutions (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity battle vicious machines. MMA Uncen- sored Live (N) Conan (N) ›› Beach Blanket Bingo (1965, Musical Comedy) Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello, Paul Lynde. (CC) American Chopper (CC) ››› The Hole (2001, Suspense) Thora Birch, Desmond Harrington, Em- beth Davidtz. Four teenage girls get trapped in an underground bunker. Bones "The Hero in the Hold" Family Guy "For- eign Affairs" Family Guy (CC) Top 20 Most Shocking Countdown of the drunkest losers. In Plain Sight "Drag Me to Hell" 40 Greatest Yo! MTV Raps Moments Highlights from the series. 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