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WEDNESDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H myTV-20.2 285 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) 30 NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 24 30 - 24 20 198 "Dreams" (CC) MNT-21 13 21 21 13 The Office "Busi- 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half 57 Storage Wars ness Ethics" (N) (CC) A&E 53 265* 118* AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 208 200 210 129* CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 COM 70 249* 107* Men (CC) (CC) The Insider (N) (CC) The Middle "The Concert" (CC) Suburgatory "Fire With Fire" Modern Family "Little Bo Bleep" Happy Endings (N) (CC) California's Gold (CC) Extra (N) (CC) M*A*S*H "War Co-Respondent" The Office "Health Care" Jeopardy! (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Storage Wars (CC) 56 CSI: Miami "Deadline" Slimy reporter 44* Hillbilly Handfishin' (CC) witnesses a murder. (CC) 181 Tabatha Takes Over A failing Bed 60 Bayou Billion- and Breakfast. aires (CC) 30 American Greed 32 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) 45 30 Rock "Kho- nani" (CC) CW 10 10 43 10 Seinfeld "The DISN 46 291 Beard" (CC) 173 E! 69 236* 114* ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX 42 248* 136* GOLF 37 218 401 HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE 40 252* 108* MTV 68 331* 160* NICK 45 300 171 SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC 49 280* 183* TMC TNT 43 245* 138* TOON TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA 39 242* 105* VH1 67 335* 162* WGN-A - 307 239 30 Rock "Argus" (CC) Seinfeld "The Deal" (CC) 43 A.N.T. Farm (CC) Jessie (CC) 46 E! News (N) 25 Baseball Tonight 26 NBA Basketball: 40 (N) (Live) (CC) Thunder at Heat Bayou Billion- aires (CC) Nature "Deep Thinkers" Whales and dolphins. (CC) Survivor: One World (CC) The Mary Tyler Moore Show The Dick Van Dyke Show ››› Cliffhanger (1993, Action) Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow, Michael Rooker. A mountaintop rescue becomes a hunt for stolen money. (CC) Burn Notice "The Hunter" An opera- tive hunts Michael. (CC) Betty White's Off Their Rockers Storage Wars (CC) Best Friends Forever "Pilot" Storage Wars (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) The Real Housewives of Orange County A "Mud Run" for charity. Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront Chappelle's Show (CC) CSNBA 33 696 419 27 NBA Basketball Warriors Post. To Be Announced 21 Capitol Hill Hearings One Tree Hill "One Tree Hill" (Series Finale) The 10th anniversary of Tric. (N) (CC) A.N.T. Farm "bal- let dANTser" ››› Spy Kids (2001) Antonio Banderas. The children of two secret agents battle an evil madman. (CC) › The Hot Chick (2002, Comedy) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris, Matthew Lawrence. A cheerleader and a man switch bodies via magic earrings. NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) ›› Bring It On (2000, Comedy) Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Jesse Brad- ford. High-school cheerleaders vie for a coveted national title. 50 Worst Cooks in America The con- testants make three course menus. 186 Little House on the Prairie Work to 500 504 303 551 REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel 51 House Hunters afford Mary's operation. (CC) (CC) International Cable Guy (CC) House Hunters (CC) 53 Only in America With Larry the 38 Wife Swap "Brown/Holland" Disparate mothers trade lives. (CC) Restaurant: Impossible Food prob- lems; struggling restaurant. Live From the Masters Little House on the Prairie Endan- gering the railroad crew. (CC) Property Brothers "Run-Down Reno- vation" Julie and Peter. (CC) American Resto- ration (CC) American Resto- ration (CC) Wife Swap "Allemon/Johnson" Pro- fessional bodybuilder; little people. 58 Ridiculousness Ridiculousness 16 and Pregnant (CC) 42 Victorious (CC) Victorious (CC) My Wife and Kids (CC) haunts four generations of a family. Invitations" (CC) Seinfeld "The Little Kicks" My Wife and Kids (CC) Ghost Hunters "Ghost of Carnegie" (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Restaurant: Impossible "Anna Maria's" A dirty Italian eatery. Little House on the Prairie A black boy offers to be a slave. (CC) ›› Due Date (2010) Robert Downey Jr.. A high-strung man takes a road trip with an annoying stranger. Making Veep (N) (CC) Property Brothers A budget-friendly, high-end home. (CC) Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy (N) (CC) Wife Swap "Baur/Fine" Pirate mother; organized mother. (CC) The Challenge: Battle of the Exes The top three teams compete. George Lopez (CC) 48 Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunt- 160 Ghost Hunters A mother's suicide 35 Seinfeld "The ers (N) Family Guy Peter beats up a bully. 192 256 132 501 ›› Storm Warning (1951, Drama) Ginger Rogers. A houseguest sees her brother-in-law commit murder. Repairing a Japanese Auto Cannon. 52 Toddlers & Tiaras The Old Holly- 6 Sons of Guns "Kamikaze Cannon" wood- themed pageant. (CC) 535 555 329 591 ››› Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (2010, Documentary) (CC) 36 Law & Order "Disciple" 48 297 177 41 Adventure Time Johnny Test 28 World's Dumbest... The world's (CC) dumbest drivers caught on tape. 59 Mob Wives Renee is trying to cope - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) 37 NCIS: Los Angeles (CC) with new stress. (CC) March 31 - April 6, 2012 Family Guy (CC) Family Guy "Pa- triot Games" Sons of Guns Jesse James and Red Jacket team up. (CC) Toddlers & Tiaras "Glitzy Divas" Ever Rose; Adriana; Madi. (CC) Law & Order "Matrimony" NinjaGo: Masters of Spinjitzu Operation Repo Mad cowboy. 30 Rock (CC) Level Up NCIS "Two-Faced" (CC) (DVS) Couples Therapy "Opening Up" DMX and his ex-wife. Scrubs (CC) George Lopez (CC) Ghost Hunters International "Hell's Gate: Canada" (N) (CC) Chappelle's Show (CC) Movies Missing "Ice Queen" Becca receives a surprise visitor. (CC) April 4, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) (CC) Nightline (N) (CC) NOVA "Hunting the Elements" Weird, extreme chemistry. (N) (CC) (DVS) Criminal Minds The team investi- gates gothic murders. (N) The Bob Newhart Show That Girl "The Defiant One" Burn Notice "Shot in the Dark" A boy's family is terrorized. (CC) Bent "Mom" (N) Bent "Tile Date" (N) American Idol "Finalists Compete" The finalists perform. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) Dog the Bounty Hunter (N) (CC) Dog the Bounty Hunter (N) (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) Interior Therapy With Jeff Lewis "Ross is the Boss" (N) ›› Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003) Jeff Foxworthy. Jeff Fox- worthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, Larry the Cable Guy. (CC) American Greed Piers Morgan Tonight CSI: Crime Scene Investigation "Split Decisions" (N) (CC) (DVS) Cheers "Diane Meets Mom" The Odd Couple (CC) ››› The Pride of St. Louis (1952, Biography) Dan Dailey, Joanne Dru, Richard Crenna. Story of colorful pitcher/sports announcer Dizzy Dean. Ten O'clock News (N) (CC) Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Duck Dynasty (N) (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) Duck Dynasty (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) Million Dollar Listing New York Zach Vella isn't happy with Michael. American Greed Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) South Park (CC) South Park (CC) South Park (N) (CC) Cops Cleveland: man's car stolen. A.N.T. Farm "fraudulANT" The Soup (N) NBA Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Ugly Americans (N) (CC) Capitol Hill Hearings 'Til Death "The Ex-Factor" (CC) Austin & Ally (CC) The Soup SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Cyberbully (2011, Drama) Emily Osment, Kelly Rowan, Kay Panabaker. A teenager becomes the victim of online bullying. Restaurant Stakeout Bar and Bistro owners are desperate. (N) 19th Hole Frasier (CC) House Hunters (N) (CC) American Resto- ration (CC) Frasier "Can't Buy Me Love" Game of Thrones Tyrion arrives in King's Landing. (CC) House Hunters International (N) American Resto- ration (CC) Wife Swap Executive swaps with stay-home mom. (CC) The Challenge: Battle of the Exes "Reunion" Cast members reunite. That '70s Show (CC) Auction Hunters American Dig- ger (N) Family Guy (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) ››› The Winning Team (1952, Biography) Ronald Reagan, Doris Day. The story of baseball pitcher Grover Cleveland Alexander. (CC) Sons of Guns "Worlds Largest Ma- chine Gun" (N) (CC) Toddlers & Tiaras Alana; Heaven; Laci . (CC) ›› The Tempest (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. Premiere. A vengeful sorcer- ess unleashes her powers against shipwrecked enemies. (CC) Law & Order "Possession" King of the Hill (CC) Operation Repo Operation Repo "The Crush" Scrubs (CC) King of the Hill (CC) NCIS A murder is caught on tape. Couples Therapy "Rebuilding Trust" Keeping DMX from quitting. That '70s Show (CC) Monster Man "Between Arachnid and a Hard Place" (N) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Triggers: Weapons That Changed the World "M1 Garand Rifle" Toddlers & Tiaras Shian and Isabella go against Paisley. (N) (CC) Law & Order "Bad Girl" American Dad (CC) South Beach Tow South Beach Tow (N) House of Con- signment (N) American Dad (CC) Psych "True Grits" (N) (CC) 'Til Death "The Concert" (CC) Jessie (CC) That '70s Show (CC) Wizards of Wa- verly Place (CC) Chelsea Lately E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Miami Heat. The 700 Club (CC) Restaurant: Impossible A salty sea dog's worst nightmare. 47 Two/Half Men Two/Half Men › The Bounty Hunter (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler. Premiere. › The Bounty Hunter (2010) Jennifer Aniston. 24 Live From the Masters Live From the Masters Frasier (CC) Frasier (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (CC) Property Brothers "Jessica & Jason" A suburban family home. Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy "Louisiana Road Trip" Wife Swap Rocker wife swaps with ex-military wife. (CC) The Challenge: Battle of the Exes "Reunion" Cast members reunite. Friends (CC) American Digger Repo Games Conan (N) (CC) ›› Julie (1956) Doris Day. A woman discovers her new husband murdered her last spouse. (CC) Sons of Guns "Worlds Largest Ma- chine Gun" (CC) Toddlers & Tiaras Alana; Heaven; Laci . (CC) › In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007, Adventure) Jason Statham. A man sets out to find his kidnapped wife. (CC) CSI: NY "Risk" (CC) South Beach Tow Bait Car Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Bait Car Fairly Legal "Bait & Switch" (CC) Couples Therapy "Rebuilding Trust" Keeping DMX from quitting. The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers House of Con- signment 'Til Death (CC) 'Til Death (CC) Always Sunny Always Sunny Futurama (CC) Friends (CC) Repo Games (N) Ghost Hunters International "Hell's Gate: Canada" (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) The Twilight Zone (CC) It's Always Sunny in Phila. NBC Action News at 11pm How I Met Your Mother (CC) Duck Dynasty (CC) ››› Contact (1997, Science Fiction) Jodie Foster, Matthew McConaughey, James Woods. Premiere. A scientist seeks alien life in deep space. (CC) Late Show With David Letterman Perry Mason (CC) ››› Cliffhanger (1993) Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow. (CC) American Dad (CC) Tonight Show With Jay Leno 30 Rock (CC) Duck Dynasty (CC) ›› Flightplan (2005) (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) Watch What Happens: Live (N) (Live) ›› Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003) Jeff Foxworthy. Jeff Fox- worthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, Larry the Cable Guy. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Erin Burnett OutFront The Daily Show With Jon Stewart The Colbert Re- port (N) (CC) SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Betty White Betty White's Off Their Rockers 8 p.m. on (NBC-24) Picking up where the January special of the same name left off, this hidden-camera series hosted by comedy legend White blows senior stereotypes out of the water. A cast of sassy septuagenarians pulls shockingly hilarious pranks on the younger generation, from asking a girl in a mall to sign a petition banning ugly people from reproducing to propositioning a young man at an airport gate to join an older woman in the "mile high" club. (HDTV) Best Friends Forever 8:30 p.m. on (NBC-24) Jessica St. Clair ("Bridesmaids") and Lennon Parham ("Accidentally on Purpose") star in this comedy series as Jessica and Lennon, best friends who live on opposite sides of the country. When Jessica is overnighted divorce papers, Len- non persuades her to return home to Brooklyn and back into the apartment they used to share. It doesn't take long for them to fall into old habits, none of which is good news for Lennon's live-in boy- friend, Joe (Luka Jones). (HDTV) Happy Endings 9:31 p.m. on (ABC-7) At Derrick and Eric's (Stephen Guarino, Nate Smith) wedding, Brad (Damon Wayans Jr.) tries to tell Jane (Eliza Coupe) something as she struggles to help Eric con- ceal some bad news. Max (Adam Pally) wonders whether he has the nerve to perform with his old band. Penny (Casey Wilson) is unhappy to be dateless until she meets a guy (Brian Austin Green) online in the season finale, "Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Fu- neral)." (HDTV) © Tribune Media Services select TV 13 tonight'spicks Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast