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TUESDAY EVENING MARCH 13, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Evening News PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) KDLH 3 News KCCO News Wheel of Fortune (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Frontline "From Jesus to Christ: The First Christians" Jesus' birthplace and life. (CC) (DVS) NCIS "Devil's Triangle" (S) News News Last- Standing Cougar Town (N) NCIS "Devil's Triangle" (S) WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) Lost Duluth KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR The Of- fi ce (CC) News Enter- Foxnews at 6 (N) WUCW Family WFTC Two and CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Feud (S) Half Men tainment Two and Half Men Family Feud (S) KPXM Criminal Minds "Ashes and Dust" Storage Wars CSI: Miami "Hunting Ground" (CC) Raising Hope (N) Raising Hope (N) NCIS: Los Angeles "Deadline" (S) The River "The Experiment" (N) (S) NCIS: Los Angeles "Deadline" (S) 60s Pop, Rock & Soul (My Music) (S) (CC) Teen. Daughter Teen. Daughter 90210 Dixon re- ceives an offer. (N) Big Bang Cold Case "Debut" (S) (CC) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) Storage Wars Storage Wars New Girl (N) (S) The Biggest Loser (N) (S) (CC) New Girl (N) (S) (:35) Alone in the Wilderness Living in nature. (CC) (DVS) Unforgettable "Lost Things" (S) Body of Proof "Identity" (N) (S) Unforgettable "Lost Things" (S) Fire and Ice Russia's invasion of Finland. (S) (CC) Ed Slott's Retirement Rescue! (S) (CC) Breaking In (N) (S) Breaking In (N) (S) Cold Case "Deten- tion" (S) (CC) Criminal Minds "Open Season" (S) Storage Wars Storage Wars River Monsters Yellowstone: Battle for Life (S) (CC) Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Sex-City Sex-City E! Special 30 Rock 30 Rock Key SportCtr College Basketball College Basketball NIT Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Daily Mass Two Two Golf Acad. Learning Center FOX at 9 (N) Fashion Star The contestants create signature items. Ringer (N) (S) (CC) Excused (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Two and Half Men Flashpoint "Planets Aligned" (CC) Storage- Texas ›› "Escape From L.A." (1996, Action) Kurt Russell, Stacy Keach, Steve Buscemi. (CC) Storage- Texas KDLH 3 News Late Show With David Letterman News (:35) World News FOX at 10 (N) Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men The Insider (N) 30 Rock (CC) Storage- Texas Nightline News Late Show With David Letterman Lakeland World News (:35) TMZ (N) PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson News Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Business Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Business This Old House (:05) The Offi ce News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) Big Bang How I Met Inside Edition 30 Rock (CC) Storage- Texas Family Guy (S) Storage Wars Access Hollyw'd Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Family Guy (S) Flashpoint (S) (CC) Criminal Minds "Legacy" (CC) Storage Wars ›› "Escape From L.A." (1996, Action) Kurt Russell, Stacy Keach, Steve Buscemi. (CC) Wild Serengeti (N) Yellowstone: Battle for Life (S) (CC) 60 Minutes on 60 Minutes on Mad Money Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Key College Basketball College Basketball NIT Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Justifi ed Haney Project Daily Colbert Tosh.0 Key Paid Program Accord- ing-Jim Muhammad Ali: Made in Miami (S) (12:05) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Christine Christine Old Name Is Earl Storage Wars Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Hates Chris Always Sunny Flashpoint "Planets Aligned" (CC) Storage Wars SPORTS KIDS NEWS Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) Dr. Wayne Dyer: Wishes Fulfi lled Getting the most out of life. (S) (CC) Old Christine Be a Mil- lionaire (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. News Comics NewsRa- dio (Off Air) Don McLean: American Troubadour (S) (CC) My Pil- low Ed Slott's Retirement Rescue! Financial planning for retirement. (S) (CC) Paid Program News Enter- Meet the Browns Ameri- can Dad Storage- Texas tainment (:35) Extra (S) Paid Program Storage- Texas ››› "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior" (1981, Action) Mel Gibson. (CC) Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront FOX at 9 Paid Program Yanni -- Live at El Morro (S) (CC) TMZ (S) (CC) (:05) Today (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Paid Program Flashpoint (S) (CC) Paid Program Storage- Texas Cheaters (CC) Paid Program Tele- world Storage- Texas CSI: Miami "Stoned Cold" (S) Piers Morgan Jerry Springer (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program CSI: Miami "Blood Lust" (S) (CC) Access Hollyw'd Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) The Steve Wilkos Show (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program CSI: Miami "Hunting Ground" (CC) Bethenny Ever Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Tabatha Tk-Ovr Happens Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Happens Tabatha Tk-Ovr Flipping Out (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid The Kudlow Report Target: Inside E. B. OutFront 60 Minutes on 60 Minutes on Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Piers Morgan Daily Colbert Sunny Tosh.0 Key South Park SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) College Basketball NIT Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Angelica Live EWTN Rosary Threshold of Hope Peter Women Daily Mass Switched at Birth Switched at Birth Make It or Break It Switched at Birth The 700 Club Prep Wild NHL Hockey Dallas Stars at Minnesota Wild. (Live) ›› "Step Brothers" (2008, Comedy) The Golf Fix Feherty Hunters House Million Dollar Dance Moms Face Off Anubis iCarly (S) '70s Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) '70s ›› "Rambo" (2008) Julie Benz (S) Face Off (5:30) › "A Place for Lovers" (1969) Bones (S) (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Top Gear (N) Dance Moms Haney Project Dance Moms (N) Dance Moms Face Off Golf Acad. Golf Central Feherty Game- Day Chelsea Kardas Kardas Chelsea Chelsea E! Special SportsCenter (N) NBA Tonight (N) Justifi ed Haney Project SportsNation (CC) NBA Tonight Angelica Live The Abundant Life Trial Wild Prep Gopher Tournament Show NHL Hockey: Stars at Wild Justifi ed Haney Project Rescue Me Learning Center Inside PGA Paid Program SportsCenter NASCAR Now Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club Justifi ed Business Today Early Start (N) Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Machines of Glory MythBusters (CC) Machines of Glory MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Raging Planet (S) Popoff Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Crefl o Phineas Wizards Shake It E! News (N) Jessie Random Austin Jessie Jessie Phineas Wizards Wizards Wizards Good Good ANT ANT Deck Deck Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Babar Oso Kardas Kardas Chelsea E! News SportsCenter SportsCenter Dia Ages The Paid Paid Paid Program Paid Program Men's Health Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter E:60 SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) Original Papal Audience Church Prince Life Prep Prostate Walk Fit Money Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Paid Program Property Property House Hunters Love It or List It Property Property House Hunters Love It or List It Million Dollar Top Shot (N) (CC) Full Metal Jousting Pawn Pawn (12:01) Top Gear (:01) Top Shot Project Runway (:01) Dance Moms Dance Moms Friends Friends George George Friends Friends '70s ›› "Rambo" (2008) Julie Benz (S) Face Off Face Off Spring Praise-Thon Behind J. Meyer J. Hagee Parsley Praise the Lord (Live). Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan ››› "Ladies in Retirement" (1941, Suspense) Ida Lupino, Louis Hayward. ››› "20,000 Years in Sing Sing" (1933) (CC) Strongest Toddler Tallest Children 19 Kids 19 Kids Bates Family ›› "Terminator Salvation" (2009) M*A*S*H (CC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Ray- mond NHL Live NHL Hockey: Hurricanes at Rangers Funny Videos (5:30) ››› "Men in Black" (1997) 2 Days: Portrait (5:20) ›› "Valentine's Day" (2010) Jessica Alba. (S) (4:35) "Lucky" Ray- mond Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Ray- mond Southland "Risk" Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Off Limits (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Ray- mond Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Mother Mother Mother Mother News at Nine ›› "Love & Other Drugs" (2010, Drama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) 'R' (CC) › "The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas" (2000) (S) 'PG' ›› "Mighty Joe Young" (1998, Adven- ture) Charlize Theron. iTV. 'PG' ›› "Fatal Error" (1999) Antonio Sabato Jr. (S) (CC) Penn & Teller Inside Comedy Californi- cation "The Grind" (2009) C. Thomas Howell. (S) 'NR' (CC) Happily Divorced ACLJ Head-On Full Crefl o Spring Praise-A-Thon Conan The Of- fi ce (CC) The Of- fi ce (CC) ››› "I See a Dark Stranger" (1946) Deborah Kerr, Trevor Howard. Southland "Risk" King of Queens Tallest Children 19 Kids 19 Kids Bates Family CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cleve- land CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) East- bound House of Lies (S) Luck (S) (CC) ››› "X-Men: First Class" (2011, Action) James McAvoy. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Shameless (iTV) Monica returns. (S) King of Queens CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) King of Queens CSI: NY (S) (CC) When Vacations Mysteries-Museum Off Limits (CC) King of Queens CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (10:55) ›› "The A-Team" (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Girl's Guide ›› "Casino Jack" (2010, Docudrama) Kevin Spacey. (S) 'R' (CC) (:45) "Dark Fantasies" (2011) Jack Lawrence. (S) 'NR' (CC) ›› "Drive Angry" (2011, Ac- tion) Nicolas Cage. iTV. 'R' › "Inhale" (2010, Drama) Dermot Mulroney. (S) 'R' (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ››› "The Lodger" (1944, Suspense) Merle Oberon. Paid Program Central Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Full Metal Jousting Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (:01) Dance Moms Project Runway Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid '70s Nanny Nanny Chris George George My Wife My Wife Home Nanny TBA Matters Matters Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Entou Entou Entou Entou Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid › "Dragon Wars" (2007) Jason Behr. Stargate SG-1 (S) "Fire & Ice" (2008) Amy Acker. ››› "Election" (1999) Matthew Broder- ick, Reese Witherspoon. (CC) ›› "The Private Life of Don Juan" (1934) Premiere. Cold Case (CC) ››› "Adventures of Don Juan" (1948) Errol Flynn, Viveca Lindfors. (CC) Smallville (CC) When Vacations Mysteries-Museum Paid Paid Rose- anne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3's Com- pany ›› "Semi-Pro" (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson. (CC) Cat- 3's Com- pany Paid Paid Paid Paid Miracles Around Evidnce Wom Married Married Married Married "Back- fi re" Strongest Toddler Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Miss Turkey Trot Franklin & Bash Law & Order (S) Angel "Reunion" Adven Gumball Level Up Looney King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Boon Aqua Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Drinky Aqua King/Hill King/Hill Looney Ben 10 Bizarre Foods Kitchen Paid Paid Paid March Madnes Pawn Pawn Pawn Most Shocking Most Shocking The Investigators Forensic Paid Paid Paid Rose- anne (S) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) house (:45) ››› "Never Let Me Go" (2010, Drama) Carey Mulligan. (S) 'R' (CC) (:10) ›› "The Maker" (1997, Suspense) Matthew Modine. (S) 'R' (CC) (:45) ›› "Windtalkers" (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach, Peter Stormare. iTV. (S) 'R' Tanya X (S) (CC) Home Improve. The Jef- fersons Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (:35) Colin Quinn Long Story Short (S) (CC) (2:50) ›››› "Mean Streets" (1973) 'R' (CC) ›› "Terror Trap" (2010) David James Elliott. 'R' (CC) (:40) "Satin" (2010) Melissa Joan Hart. Premiere. 'NR' Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) NHL Live NBC Sports Talk NHL Poker After Dark Red Bull Series NHL 36 NHL Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid NBC Sports Talk 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Death Death Sunny Sunny Fturama Fturama South Pk South Pk Mad Ab't Paid Paid Paid J. Meyer (:15) ›› "Anasta- sia" (1997) 'G' (:45) ›› "Amityville 3-D" (1983) Tony Roberts. (S) 'PG' ››› "Exit Through the Gift Shop" (2010) iTV. 'R' (:05) ›› "Islander" (2006, Drama) Thomas Hildreth. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) MARCH 11 - 17, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 13 J. Meyer Amazing Central Deserve Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Wild Serengeti (S) River Monsters Yellowstone Bison Deadliest Towns Wild Serengeti (S) Orangu Eden Flipping Out (CC) Squawk Box (N) Up to the Minute (N) (S) Paid Program Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) America Morning Morning News WCCO 4 News Morning News KDLH 3 Weather News News News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5

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