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MONDAY EVENING MARCH 12, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Evening News PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) KDLH 3 News KCCO News Wheel of WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Fortune (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Foxnews at 6 (N) WUCW Family WFTC Two and CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) Feud (S) Half Men The Of- fi ce (CC) News Enter- tainment Two and Half Men Family Feud (S) KPXM Cold Case "Hood- rats" (S) (CC) The First 48 (CC) CSI: Miami "Last Stand" (S) (CC) Victor Borge: Comedy in Music! (S) (CC) How I Met How I Met 2 Broke Girls (S) 2 Broke Girls (S) Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Rick Steves' Hidden Europe Highlights from trips around the world. (S) (CC) Mike & Molly (S) News News The Bachelor (Season Finale) (N) (S) (CC) Mike & Molly (S) Great Performances Tony Bennett sings with many artists. (S) (CC) Big Band Vocalists Vocalists from the 1940s. (S) (CC) House A patient reveals dark secrets. House A patient reveals dark secrets. America's Next Top Model: British Big Bang Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Cold Case "Jurispru- dence" (CC) Hoarders "Kathleen; Scott" (CC) Hillbilly Handfi shin' Gator Boys (CC) Alcatraz "Clarence Montgomery" (S) The Voice "The Battles, Week 2" Deciding which vocalists will advance. (N) Alcatraz "Clarence Montgomery" (S) Hart of Dixie (S) (CC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Cold Case "Soul" (S) (CC) Hoarders "Con- stance and Jeri Jo" Hawaii Five-0 "Ma'ema'e" (CC) (:01) The Bachelor (N) (S) (CC) Hawaii Five-0 "Ma'ema'e" (CC) Easy Yoga for Eas- ing Pain (CC) FOX at 9 (N) Smash "Chemistry" (N) (S) (CC) Excused (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Two and Half Men Criminal Minds A prolifi c serial killer. Intervention "Sean" (N) (CC) Finding Bigfoot (S) Rattlesnake Housewives/Atl. Bethenny Ever Bethenny Ever Love Broker (N) The Kudlow Report 60 Minutes on E. B. OutFront Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Sex-City Sex-City E! Special KDLH 3 News 3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D. (S) Late Show With David Letterman News (:35) All Star Bluegrass Celebra- tion (S) (CC) FOX at 10 (N) Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men The Insider (N) 30 Rock (CC) Nightline World News Lakeland World News (:35) TMZ (N) News Late Show With David Letterman PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson News Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Business Tavis Smiley Business Home- time (N) (:05) The Offi ce News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) Big Bang How I Met Inside Edition 30 Rock (CC) Criminal Minds "The Big Game" (:01) Intervention "Skyler; Jessa" ››› "Braveheart" (1995, Historical Drama) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (CC) Gator Boys (CC) Gold (N) Lxry Bm. Nuclear Meltdown Mad Money Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Chelsea E! News Family Guy (S) Access Hollyw'd Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Family Guy (S) Criminal Minds "Revelations" (:01) Hoarders "Kathleen; Scott" Paid Program Accord- ing-Jim Beatles Rocked the Kremlin (12:05) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Christine Christine Old Name Is Earl Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Hates Chris Always Sunny Without a Trace Motivation. (CC) (12:01) Hoarders (CC) Finding Bigfoot (S) Rattlesnake Happens Bethenny Ever Love Broker SPORTS 3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D. (S) Old Christine Be a Mil- lionaire (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. News Comics NewsRa- dio (Off Air) Big Band Vocalists Vocalists from the 1940s. (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program News Enter- Meet the Browns Ameri- can Dad tainment (:35) Extra (S) Paid Program Without a Trace "The Line" (CC) (:01) Intervention "Sean" (CC) Easy Yoga for Eas- ing Pain (CC) FOX at 9 Great Performances Tony Bennett sings with many artists. (S) (CC) Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) (:05) Today (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cheaters (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (:02) Intervention "Skyler; Jessa" ››› "Braveheart" (1995, Historical Drama) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (CC) Hillbilly Handfi shin' Gator Boys (CC) Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Piers Morgan Jerry Springer (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program CSI: Miami "Match Made in Hell" (S) Access Hollyw'd Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) The Steve Wilkos Show (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program CSI: Miami "F-T-F" (S) (CC) Finding Bigfoot (S) Rattlesnake Gold Lxry Bm. 60 Minutes on Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Piers Morgan (ESPN) Women's Sel. NBA Basketball: Knicks at Bulls Bracketology (CC) SportsNation (N) (CC) Daily Mass The Golf Fix (N) NBA Basketball: Celtics at Clippers MLS Soccer Philadelphia Union at Portland Timbers. From JELD-WEN Field in Portland, Ore. (N) Pretty Little Liars Pretty Little Liars Secret-Teen Two Two Top 10 Haney Project Haney Project World Poker Tour Roads Gopher Wolves Wolves NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Suns ›› "Twilight" (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart. Premiere. Feherty (N) Haney Project Hunters House Love It or List It House House House Hunters My '70s Chelsea Soup Soup Chelsea Chelsea E! Special SportsCenter (N) NBA Tonight (N) Basket- ball Business Today Early Start (N) 30 Rock 30 Rock South Pk South Pk Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Colbert South Pk South Pk Daily Colbert Sunny Fturama Chap Chap Bill Burr: Let It Go Paid Paid Paid Paid American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper Toughest Trucker American Chopper Toughest Trucker American Chopper American Chopper Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Crefl o Phineas Wizards Austin ›› "Hocus Pocus" (1993) E! News (N) Fish Austin Phineas Wizards Wizards Wizards Good Good Random Random Deck Deck Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Babar Oso Scouted SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball: Knicks at Bulls SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) The Journey Home Genesis Rosary World Over Live Vaticano Women Daily Mass Pretty Little Liars The 700 Club Central Haney Project ›› "Twilight" (2008) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. Down Golf Haney Project Feherty SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club Wolves World Poker Tour Dan Patrick The Golf Fix American Pickers Pawn Pawn American Pickers Pawn Pawn American Pickers Pawn Pawn American Pickers Pawn Pawn American Pickers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Unsolved Mystery ›› "Untraceable" (2008) Diane Lane. ››› "Panic Room" (2002) (CC) Anubis iCarly (S) '70s First Pla. House House House Hunters My (:01) ›› "Untraceable" (2008) (CC) (SPIKE) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Unsolved Mystery Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SYFY) (TBN) (4:30) "Halloween" Being Human (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (5:15) ›› "Lafay- ette Escadrille" Hoard-Buried Law & Order (S) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Friends Friends George George Friends Friends '70s Being Human (N) Spring Praise-Thon Behind Creating Franklin Dupl'tis Praise the Lord (Live). Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) ››› "A Kind of Loving" (1962) Alan Bates, June Ritchie. Premiere. Adven Adven Regular MAD King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Boon Aqua Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Drinky Aqua King/Hill King/Hill Looney Ben 10 No Reservation Bizarre Foods The Mentalist (S) Bizarre Foods Ray- mond Ray- mond Bizarre Foods No Reservation Bizarre Foods Home Improve. Home Improve. Ray- mond Ray- mond King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) (:07) NCIS "End- game" (S) (CC) NCIS "Child's Play" (S) (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) "Clash- Titans" (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) Ring Life: S. (4:30) ››› "Incep- tion" (2010) (S) (5:00) ››› "The Messenger" (2009) "Englishman Who Went Up a Hill" NCIS "Faith" (S) (CC) Funny Videos Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Homeland "Repre- sentative Brody" WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) NBC Sports Talk NHL 36 NHL Live NHL Hockey: Ducks at Avalanche Funny Videos Funny Videos ›› "Life as We Know It" (2010) Kather- ine Heigl. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Californi- cation House of Lies (S) ›› "Letters to Juliet" (2010, Drama) Amanda Seyfried. (S) 'PG' (CC) News at Nine "Game Change" (2012, Docudrama) Julianne Moore, Ed Harris. (S) (CC) Shameless (iTV) Monica returns. (S) 12 – MARCH 11 - 17, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH (:05) Psych (CC) Bizarre Foods No Reservation Bizarre Foods Paid Paid King of Queens Happily Divorced Rose- anne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3's Com- pany 3's Com- pany Rose- anne (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Too Short House of Lies (S) › "Your Highness" (2011) Danny McBride. (S) 'R' (CC) ››› "Face/Off" (1997) John Travolta. An FBI agent and a violent terrorist switch identities. 'R' Californi- cation ››› "The King's Speech" (2010) Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush. (S) 'R' (CC) Shameless (iTV) Monica returns. (S) (:07) "Foreigner 2: Black Dawn" (2005) Steven Seagal, Tamara Davies. (CC) (12:15) ››› "Fargo" (1996) Frances McDormand. (S) 'R' (CC) (:20) "Sexy Wives Sindrome" (2011) ››› "Buck" (2011, Documen- tary) (S) 'PG' (CC) (:40) ›› "Cabin Fever" (2002) Jordan Ladd. 'R' (CC) "Big Money Rustlas" (2010, Comedy) Violent J. iTV. 'R' › "The Scenesters" (2009, Comedy) Sherilyn Fenn. 'R' Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (1:55) ›› "Civil Brand" (2002) Mos Def. (S) 'R' (CC) (:35) Sebastian Maniscalco: What's Wrong With People Smallville "Shield" Angel (S) (CC) Kitchen Paid Home Improve. The Jef- fersons Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) ›› "Switch" (1991) Ellen Barkin. (S) 'R' (CC) (:15) ›› "Inventing the Abbotts" (1997) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) 'R' (CC) (:10) ›› "Illtown" (1996, Drama) Michael Rapaport, Lili Taylor. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "Rogue Trader" (1999) Ewan McGregor. 'R' (CC) (TRUTV) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Worked Worked World's Dumbest... Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Worked Worked The Investigators Forensic Paid (TVLAND) Kitchen Paid Kitchen Paid Paid Program House "Ignorance Is Bliss" (S) (CC) NHL Live Poker After Dark NHL Snow Snow NHL Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid NBC Sports Talk 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Death Death Sunny Sunny Fturama Fturama South Pk South Pk Mad Ab't Paid Paid Paid (:05) ››› "The Pink Panther" (1964, Comedy) Peter Sellers. 'NR' (CC) (:45) ››› "Aces 'n Eights" (2008) 'NR' (CC) ›› "Crush" (2009) Christo- pher Egan. (S) 'R' (CC) "Prairie Fever" J. Meyer Triangle: Remem- bering the Fire (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Lost Girl (N) (CC) Being Human Conan ›››› "The L-Shaped Room" (1963, Drama) Leslie Caron, Tom Bell. The Closer (CC) Rizzoli & Isles Lost Girl (S) (CC) Alphas (CC) The Of- fi ce (CC) The Of- fi ce (CC) Osteen Manna Against Crefl o Spring Praise-A-Thon Conan Seinfeld (CC) (:15) ››› "The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner" (1962) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Obses Obses The Real Skinny Twintervention (N) Obses Obses The Real Skinny Twintervention (S) Hoard-Buried The Mentalist (S) ››› "In Good Company" (2004) Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace. (:15) ››› "A Taste of Honey" (1961) Dora Bryan, Rita Tushingham. Franklin & Bash Law & Order (S) ››› "Girl With Green Eyes" (1964, Drama) Peter Finch, Rita Tushingham. (:01) ››› "Panic Room" (2002) (CC) Down Paid Program SportsCenter NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Los Angeles Clippers. (N Same-day Tape) Prince Life Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) The Journey Home Angelica Live Keeper Fathers Saints Saints Dana Mary Original Catholic Paid Paid J. Meyer Drenda Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Prostate Walk Fit Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Paid Program Paid Program Men's Health Paid Program Paid Program Central Central First Pla. Love It or List It Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Rate My My Pil Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid '70s Nanny Nanny Chris George George My Wife My Wife Home To Be Announced Matters Matters Stargate SG-1 (S) Sanctuary (CC) ›› "Honeymoon Hotel" (1964) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid People People Cold Case (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid History Head-On Music Wom Married Married Married Married My Pil- low Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Positive Living Paid Program Paid Program Orangu Eden Happens Shahs of Sunset Flipping Out (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Tabatha Tk-Ovr Squawk Box (N) Paid Program Wen Hair! KIDS NEWS Suze Orman's Money Class Financial strategies. 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