Today's Entertainment

WEDNESDAY EVENING MARCH 14, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Evening News News News KCCO News Wheel of WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Fortune (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Foxnews at 6 (N) WUCW Family WFTC Two and (S) (CC) CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Feud (S) Half Men The Of- fi ce (CC) News Enter- tainment Two and Half Men Family Feud (S) KPXM Cold Case "WASP" Storage Wars CSI: Miami "G.O." (S) (CC) Gator Boys (CC) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) KDLH 3 News Lost Twin Cities Former cultural icons and architecture. Survivor: One World (N) (CC) The Middle (N) Suburga- tory (N) Survivor: One World (N) (CC) Criminal Minds (N) (S) (CC) (DVS) Modern Family Happy Endings Criminal Minds (N) (S) (CC) (DVS) 60s Pop, Rock & Soul (My Music) Artists and groups from the 1960s. (CC) Peter, Paul & Mary -- 25th Anniversary Concert The folk music trio performs. American Idol "Finalists Compete" The fi nalists perform for the judges. (N) Whitney (N) (S) Are You There One Tree Hill (N) (S) (CC) Big Bang Burn Notice "Lesser Evil" (S) Cold Case "Dead Heat" (S) (CC) Storage Wars Storage Wars Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit American Idol "Finalists Compete" The fi nalists perform for the judges. (N) America's Next Top Model: British Burn Notice (S) (CC) Dog the Bounty Hunter (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (N) Revenge for Real (N) (S) (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (N) Horses West: America's Love FOX at 9 (N) Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) Excused (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Two and Half Men Cold Case (S) (CC) Criminal Minds A prolifi c serial killer. Dog the Bounty Hunter (CC) ››› "Coach Carter" (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. A high- school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. (CC) Tabatha Tk-Ovr Housewives/OC Interior Therapy Million Dollar The Kudlow Report Crime Inc. E. B. OutFront Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Phineas Wizards ANT E! News (N) Daily Mass Two Two School of Golf Golf Acad. Wife Swap (CC) Sex-City Sex-City E! Special NBA Basketball: 76ers at Pacers College Basketball NIT Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) EWTN Live On the Range (N) (Live) At the Capitol KDLH 3 News Over Hawai'i The cultural tradi- tions of Hawaii. (S) (CC) Late Show With David Letterman News (:35) Live From the Artists Den "Adele" Adele performs. (S) FOX at 10 (N) Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men The Insider (N) 30 Rock (CC) Nightline World News Lakeland At the Capitol (:35) TMZ (N) News Late Show With David Letterman PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson News Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Business Tavis Smiley Business Religion & Ethics (:05) The Offi ce News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) Big Bang How I Met Inside Edition 30 Rock (CC) Criminal Minds "Doubt" (S) (CC) (:01) Dog the Bounty Hunter Family Guy (S) Storage Wars Access Hollyw'd Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Family Guy (S) Without a Trace "Wannabe" (CC) Storage Wars Paid Program Accord- ing-Jim SPORTS Il Volo Takes Flight Italian teen vocal group. (S) (CC) Old Christine Be a Mil- lionaire (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. News Comics NewsRa- dio Nature (CC) (DVS) (Off Air) Peter, Paul & Mary -- 25th Anniversary Concert The folk music trio performs. (12:05) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Christine Christine Old Name Is Earl Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Hates Chris Always Sunny Without a Trace "Risen" (S) (CC) (12:01) Dog the Bounty Hunter ››› "Coach Carter" (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. A high- school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. (CC) American Greed American Greed Mad Money Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Fish Soup E Spec. Chelsea E! News NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. (N) College Basketball NIT Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Pirates ››› "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" (2001) Rupert Grint UFC Prep Tournament Show UEFA Champions League Soccer ›› "The Proposal" (2009) Sandra Bullock. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program News Enter- Meet the Browns Ameri- can Dad tainment (:35) Extra (S) Paid Program Without a Trace "Gung-Ho" (CC) (:01) Dog the Bounty Hunter CSI: Miami "About Face" (S) (CC) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Gator Boys (CC) Happens Interior Therapy Million Dollar Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Sons of Guns (S) Doomsday B. Basket- ball Story of the Cos- tume Drama FOX at 9 Victor Borge Paid Program Pizza Night With Father Dom (S) (CC) TMZ (S) (CC) (:05) Today (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cheaters (CC) Paid Program (:02) Dog the Bounty Hunter CSI: Miami "Caged" (S) (CC) Jerry Springer (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Paid Program Access Hollyw'd Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) The Steve Wilkos Show (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program › "Screwed" (2000, Comedy) Norm Macdonald, Dave Chappelle. (CC) American Greed American Greed Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Piers Morgan 30 Rock 30 Rock Chap Chap South Pk South Pk South Pk Ugly Daily Colbert South Pk Ugly Daily Colbert Sunny ›› "Super Troopers" (2001) (CC) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (N) Doomsday B. ››› "Holes" (2003) (S) (CC) SportsCenter (N) NBA Tonight (N) Saint Rosary Saints Catholic. Faith Women Daily Mass The 700 Club On the Range On the Range (N) (Live) Wife Swap (CC) Anubis iCarly (S) My Wife My Wife George George '70s Face Off Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) (5:15) ›› "Pulp" (1972, Suspense) ›››› "A Streetcar Named Desire" (1951) Marlon Brando. (CC) (DVS) Medical Examiner Hoard-Buried Law & Order (S) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) NCIS: Los Angeles "Identity" (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) (5:00) ›› "The Rite" (2011) (CC) (5:30) ››› "Red Riding Hood" 'R' (5:15) ›› "Faster" (2010) 'R' (5:20) "Monogamy" (2010) 'NR' Home Improve. Law & Order (S) Home Improve. NCIS "Ships in the Night" (S) (CC) Funny Videos Wife Swap (CC) '70s ›› "The Proposal" (2009) Sandra Bullock. Golf Inside PGA Central Wife Swap (CC) Monster Man SportsCenter (N) EWTN Live UEFA Champions League Soccer On the Range (N) (Live) On the Range (N) (Live) Friends Friends Friends Friends '70s Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters Face Off Spring Praise-Thon Behind Turning Prince End Praise the Lord (Live). (CC) Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan The Of- fi ce (CC) The Of- fi ce (CC) NFL Live (N) (CC) SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club Dan Patrick Two Two Rescue Me School of Golf Golf Acad. Paid Program Smoking Paid Rescue Me Paid Program Business Today Early Start (N) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Positive Living Paid Program Paid Program Happens Interior Therapy Flipping Out (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Love Broker Piers Morgan Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Orangu Eden Squawk Box (N) Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Phineas Wizards Wizards Wizards Good Good Random Random Deck Deck Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Babar Oso Chelsea E! Special SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball: Heat at Bulls SportsCenter NBA Basketball Philadelphia 76ers at Indiana Pacers. (N Same-day Tape) Genesis Savoring Aventine Ben. Catholic Aposto Roundtable Paid Paid Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Prince Life Paid Program Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Popoff Paid Tele Paid Paid Paid Paid Crefl o Chelsea Chelsea E! Special Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) Original Servant J. Meyer Paid Prostate Paid Walk Fit Paid Paid Paid Rescue Me Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central Hunters House Property Brothers Income Kitchen House Hunters Property Brothers Income Kitchen House Hunters Property Brothers Property Brothers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Bigfoot: The Golf Ameri Ameri Larry the Cable Ameri Ameri Larry the Cable Ameri Ameri Larry the Cable Ameri Ameri Larry the Cable Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Wife Swap (CC) Ghost Hunters Face Off Monster Man Easter Dupl'tis History Crefl o Spring Praise-A-Thon Conan Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (:15) ››› "Time Limit" (1957) Richard Widmark, Richard Basehart. CSI: NY (S) (CC) King of Queens Central Design (:01) Wife Swap (S) (12:01) Wife Swap (:01) Wife Swap (S) (:01) Wife Swap (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid '70s › "Daddy Day Camp" (2007, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr., Lochlyn Munro. (CC) Chris George George My Wife My Wife Home Nanny TBA Matters Matters Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Entou Entou Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid › "FeardotCom" (2002) Stephen Dorff. Paid Paid Paid Paid Bible Against Cross Wom Married Married Married Married (:15) ›››› "On the Waterfront" (1954, Drama) Marlon Brando. (CC) Stories of the ER Obses Obses Stories of the ER Obses Obses Hoard-Buried Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Ray- mond NHL Live NHL Hockey: Avalanche at Sabres Funny Videos Ray- mond NCIS "Freedom" (S) (CC) Funny Videos ››› "Hanna" (2011, Action) Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:15) › "Our Family Wedding" (2010) America Ferrera. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Shameless (iTV) Monica returns. (S) Lip Service Female comics perform. "Love Shack" (2010) Mark Feuerstein. (S) 'NR' (CC) Cleve- land Happily Divorced Psych "Shawn and the Real Girl" (N) Luck (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) 14 – MARCH 11 - 17, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH Californi- cation "Blubberella" (2011) Lindsay Hollister. (S) 'R' (CC) Southland "Risk" King of Queens King of Queens (:01) NCIS A Navy pilot is found dead. Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ››› "Unstoppable" (2010) Denzel Washington. 'PG-13' Inside Comedy (:45) Linge- rie (S) King of Queens (:01) NCIS "Flesh and Blood" (CC) East- bound Cleve- land NHL Live NBC Sports Talk NHL Poker After Dark Darts News at Nine ››› "Hotel" (1967, Drama) Rod Taylor, Catherine Spaak, Karl Malden. (CC) CSI: NY "Hush" (S) Franklin & Bash Law & Order (S) Happily Divorced Psych "Shawn and the Real Girl" Rose- anne (S) The Nanny CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) ››› "X2: X-Men United" (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:15) ›› "The Girl Next Door" (2004) Emile Hirsch. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "Hobo With a Shotgun" (2011) Rutger Hauer. 'NR' "The Job" (2009) Patrick Flueger. (S) 'R' (CC) Girl's Guide "Sweet Karma" (2009) Shera Bechard. iTV. (S) 'R' (CC) (:45) ››› "The Disappearance of Alice Creed" (2009) Gemma Arterton. 'R' The Nanny (:15) ››› "Billion Dollar Brain" (1967) Michael Caine, Karl Malden. Smallville (CC) (:15) ›› "Come Fly With Me" (CC) Medical Examiner Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Saw-Hire Wreck NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Adven Johnny NinjaGo Level Up King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Boon Aqua Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Drinky Aqua King/Hill King/Hill Looney Ben 10 Man v. Food (CC) Food Food Amazing Amazing Food Food Pizza Paradise Amazing Amazing Food Food Pizza Paradise Food Food Paid Paid 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Kitchen Paid Paid Paid March Madnes Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Lizard Lizard The Investigators Forensic Paid Paid Paid 3's Com- pany CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) 3's Com- pany NHL NHL 36 Paid Paid Paid (:45) Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden "Crazy" (2008, Biography) Waylon Payne, Ali Larter. iTV. (S) 'R' (CC) "Ghost in a Teeny Bikini" (2006) Christine Nguyen. 'NR' Rose- anne (S) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Home Improve. The Jef- fersons Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Paid Program 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Death Death Sunny Sunny Fturama Fturama South Pk South Pk Mad Ab't Paid Paid Paid (:45) There's Something Wrong With Aunt Diane (S) (CC) (:35) ›› "Robin Hood" (2010, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) ››› "Bandslam" (2009) Aly Michalka, Gaelan Connell. iTV. (S) 'PG' (CC) "Addicted to Her Love" (2006) John Patrick Amedori. Paid Program In Plain Sight "Girls, Interrupted" Prostate Paid Paid NBC Sports Talk J. Meyer Con- chords ›› "The Relic" (1997, Horror) Penelope Ann Miller, Linda Hunt. (S) 'R' (CC) "Ex- traordn" (:40) ›› "Believers" (2007) Johnny Messner. (S) 'R' (CC) Paid Program Paid Program KIDS Human Nature Sings Motown With Special Guest Smokey Up to the Minute (N) (S) ABC World News Now (N) (CC) Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) America Morning Morning News WCCO 4 News NEWS At the Capitol Over Hawai'i The cultural tradi- tions of Hawaii. (S) (CC) Morning News KDLH 3 Weather News News News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5

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