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WEDNESDAY PRIME TIME ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition 30 5253 CBS-12 myTV-20.2 MNT-21 NBC-24 280 13 - Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) FOX-30 2 30 A&E 53 AMC ANPL 75 51 BRAVO 76 CMT COM CSNBA 66 CNBC 58 CNN 22 33 CSPN 23 CW 4 24 24 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half Shower” (CC) (N) (CC) Men (CC) 20 265 118 254 130 15 282 184 273 129 327 166 355 208 70 249 107 32 The Daily Show 38 NBA Basketball 202 200 6 409 DISN 46 290 172 E! 69 ESPN 34 73 ESPN2 35 FAM 72 FOOD FX GOLF HALL HBO 41 62 59 HGTV 65 HIST LIFE 10 - - 10 Seinfeld “The 36 Phineas and - E! News (N) 348 210 Ferb (CC) 236 114 140 21 NBA Basketball: Magic at Knicks 311 180 19 The Insider (N) (CC) California’s Golden Parks The Middle (N) (CC) The Middle (CC) Modern Family “Boys’ Night” 400 Years of the Telescope As- tronomy. (CC) (DVS) Movies Mr. Sunshine (N) (CC) Off the Map A controversial trans- plant causes chaos. (N) (CC) March 23, 2011 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) NOVA Modern-day powerful tele- scopes. (Part 1 of 2) (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Survivor: Redemption Island (CC) Criminal Minds “Middle Man” Serial killers targeting exotic dancers. ›› Tough Enough (1983, Drama) Dennis Quaid, Warren Oates, Pam Grier. A Texas country singer becomes a boxer. (CC) 21 21 - The Office “Baby The Office “Hal- loween” (CC) Jeopardy! (N) (CC) How I Met Your Mother “Brunch” 31 The First 48 “Alias; Duel” A popular teenager is gunned. (CC) ›› Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) Antonio Banderas. (CC) 34 The Dukes of Hazzard “Cletus Falls 37 American Greed (N) ladies have a cooking lesson. in Love” (CC) 22 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) With Jon Stewart 41 Tonight From Washington Pitch” (CC) The Colbert Re- port (CC) Seinfeld “The Nonfat Yogurt” Phineas and Ferb (CC) Burn Notice “Fight or Flight” Protec- tion from drug trafficker. (CC) Minute to Win It A man and his daughter compete. (N) (CC) Dog the Bounty Hunter “The Come- back Kid” (CC) 44 I’m Alive An elephant flips a truck. River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) 181 The Real Housewives of Miami The Bethenny Ever After Gina takes Bethenny to her church. The Dukes of Hazzard “Hughie Hogg Strikes Again” (CC) Mad Money Chappelle’s Show (CC) Chappelle’s Show (CC) America’s Next Top Model The models pose with wild animals. (N) Burn Notice “Old Friends” Michael dodges assassination attempts. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Bulls Eye” (CC) American Idol “Eleven Finalists Compete” The contestants perform. (Same- day Tape) (CC) Dog the Bounty Hunter (N) (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) Top Chef “Island Fever” The chefs cater an upscale lunch party. (CC) American Greed Piers Morgan Tonight South Park Idol. (CC) NOVA The universe’s past and future. (Part 2 of 2) (CC) Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior “Devotion” (N) (CC) KTVU 10PM News (N) (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The stabbing death of a family man. Two and a Half Men (CC) Storage Wars (CC) ››› Bad Boys (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Tea Leoni. Two Miami cops at- tempt to recover stolen police evidence. How I Met Your Mother (CC) Storage Wars “Trouble the Oil” I’m Alive “Eaten Alive” (N) Top Chef “Last Supper” The chefs design a challenge. (N) (CC) ›› Young Guns (1988, Western) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. Six deputized regulators become the objects of a manhunt. American Greed Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) South Park (CC) South Park “It’s a Jersey Thing” Warriors Post. SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. 2011 Giants Capital News Today Shedding for the Wedding Contes- tants attend a pole-dancing class. ›› Sky High (2005) Michael Angarano. Two superhe- roes send their son to a training school. (CC) CW 10 Action News at 10 (N) Fish Hooks (CC) Phineas and Ferb (CC) ››› Knocked Up (2007, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd. A one- night stand has an unforeseen consequence. NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Subject to Blackout) (Live) 144 410 College Basketball 231 110 - Iron Chef America Cat Cora vs. Walter Scheib. 19th Hole 312 185 3 Little House on the Prairie Mrs. 500 501 300 551 52 40 MTV 68 NICK 45 SPIKE 38 SYFY 71 TBS › 12 Rounds (2009) (CC) 229 112 203 House Hunters International 252 108 331 160 299 170 241 168 6 247 139 278 182 Oleson demands resignation. (CC) House Hunters (CC) 269 120 277 Modern Marvels “Dams” Hoover 18 Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars “Pez- 16 Silent Library 20 iCarly (CC) 33 1,000 Ways Dam; hydraulics lab. (CC) zed Off” Silent Library SpongeBob SquarePants to Die 244 122 Feed East TCM 192 256 132 501 TDC 50 TLC 49 TMC TNT 11 The King of Queens (CC) ››› Guys and Dolls (1955) (CC) Ghost Hunters “Recycled Souls” Sanitarium. (CC) The King of Queens (CC) 280 183 - World’s Smallest People Challenges 620 544 327 591 Assassin in Love (2007) Damian 6 MythBusters “Crash and Burn” Out faced by small people. (CC) Lewis, Michael Gambon. (CC) of control car. (CC) TOON 48 296 176 122 Sym-Bionic Titan TRUTV 61 USA VH1 WGN-A 39 67 - 246 204 242 105 335 162 307 259 43 245 138 30 Bones “Yanks in the U.K.” (CC) “A Family Crisis” bumbling criminals. Hole in the Wall A beauty queen. - World’s Dumbest... Cases involving 17 NCIS “Twilight” (CC) 32 - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) March 19 - 25, 2011 March 19 - 25, 2011 SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ››› Remember the Titans (2000, Drama) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. A black man coaches high-school football after integration. Throwdown With Bobby Flay Golf Central Throwdown With Bobby Flay (N) Touched by an Angel “The Road Home” (Part 1 of 2) (CC) House Hunters (CC) College Game- Day Scoreboard NASCAR Now (CC) Chopped All-Stars Fresh pasta in the appetizer basket. 42 248 136 47 Two/Half Men ›› The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Jet Li. 37 218 401 35 Golf Videos GolfNow Orlando Arnold Palmer Highlights Touched by an Angel “The Road Home” (Part 2 of 2) (CC) ›› Robin Hood (2010, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, William Hurt. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. (Subtitled-English) (CC) Property Virgins (CC) Ancient Aliens Alien visitors and deadly disasters. (CC) American Justice “Daughter Dear- est” (CC) Hard Times: RJ Berger My Wife and Kids (CC) 1,000 Ways to Die A caretaker gets pickled. Family Guy “Barely Legal” Sons of Guns “AK-47 Silencer” My Life as Liz My Wife and Kids (CC) 1,000 Ways to Die Ghost Hunters “Bottled Spirits” TAPS helps a family in Connecticut. Family Guy “The King Is Dead” ››› Little Miss Marker (1934, Comedy) Adolphe Men- jou. An adorable tyke reforms a hardhearted bookie. Sons of Guns (CC) Sister Wives Find out about Kody’s family history. (CC) Dude, What Would Happen? Operation Repo Armed debtor. ››› What’s Love Got to Do With It (1993) Angela Bassett. The life of singer-actress Tina Turner. Scrubs (CC) Destroy Build Destroy (CC) NCIS Bored housewives. (CC) Movie Scrubs (CC) House Hunters (CC) My First Place (CC) NBA Tonight (Live) (CC) Tosh.0 (CC) Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Phineas and Ferb After Lately “A- List BFF” SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ››› The Rundown (2003, Adventure) The Rock, Seann William Scott. Premiere. A bounty hunter must find his boss’ son in the Amazon. Restaurant: Impossible “Villari’s” A 60-year-old family restaurant. Justified “Save My Love” (N) Golf Videos 19th Hole Touched by an Angel “Great Expec- tations” (CC) Big Love The Henricksons’ future is uncertain. (CC) House Hunters International House Hunters International Journey to the Earth’s Core 4,000 miles down to the heart of Earth. (N) (CC) Coming Home “The Hat Trick” (CC) Coming Home A Navy father sur- prises his daughter. (CC) The Real World (CC) Everybody Hates Chris (CC) 1,000 Ways to Die Are We There Yet? (N) Sons of Guns “Double M16” › The Janky Promoters (2009) Ice Cube. Shady con- cert promoters get in over their heads. (CC) Bones “The Man in the Outhouse” Bones (CC) King of the Hill (CC) Operation Repo Operation Repo (N) South Park King of the Hill (CC) NCIS “Bloodbath” (CC) Everybody Hates Chris (CC) 1,000 Ways to Die Ghost Hunters The Hotel Alex John- son; Maddie’s debut. (N) (CC) Are We There Yet? (N) Sons of Guns (CC) Hoarding: Buried Alive “I Want to Cuss” Sharon; Len. (CC) The Real World “Las Vegas” (N) (CC) George Lopez “Split Decision” 1,000 Ways to Die Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns George Lopez (CC) Three Sheets Riding a unicycle. Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files A case that inspired a feature film. (N) Tyler Perry’s House of Payne ››› A Slight Case of Murder (1938) Edward G. Robinson, Jane Bryan. A bootlegger tries to turn legitimate but has corpses hanging around. (CC) Desert Car Kings Ron and Jason bring out the Pontiac GTO. (N) Hoarding: Buried Alive Debbie lost the company of her children. (N) ››› Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the God- mother (2008, Documentary) (CC) Bones (CC) American Dad (CC) American Dad (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) ››› Rawhide (1951, Western) Tyrone Power, Susan Hayward, Hugh Mar- lowe. Escaped killers take hostages at a way station. NBC Action News at 11pm Storage Wars (CC) Late Show With David Letterman ›› Fathom (1967, Action) Star Trek: The Next Generation “The Measure of a Man” (CC) Tonight Show With Jay Leno Family Guy (CC) Friends (CC) Storage Wars (CC) ›› The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Fantasy) Sean Connery, Shane West. (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (CC) Top Chef “Last Supper” The chefs design a challenge. (CC) My Big Redneck Wedding (CC) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart My Big Redneck Wedding (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) The Colbert Re- port (N) (CC) SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Today in Washington Roseanne (CC) Roseanne (CC) Wizards of Wa- verly Place (CC) Chelsea Lately (N) SportsNation Colin Cowherd and Michelle Beadle. (CC) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives The Golden Girls “Sick and Tired” Holmes Inspec- tion Health. How I Met Your Mother (CC) The Nanny “Ma- terial Fran” Wizards of Wa- verly Place (CC) E! News SportsCenter (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (CC) The 700 Club (CC) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Justified “Save My Love” European Tour 19th Hole The Golden Girls “Sick and Tired” Real Time With Bill Maher (CC) Income Property (CC) How the Earth Was Made Mariana Trench. (CC) How I Met Your Mother (CC) The Real World (CC) The Nanny “Dope Diamond” Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Ghost Hunters The Hotel Alex John- son; Maddie’s debut. (CC) Conan (N) ››› Pocketful of Miracles (1961) Glenn Ford, Bette Davis. (CC) Sons of Guns “AK-47 Silencer” Sons of Guns (CC) Hoarding: Buried Alive “I Want to Cuss” Sharon; Len. (CC) Life Is Hot in Cracktown (2009) Shannyn Sossamon. (CC) HawthoRNe “Final Curtain” (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo NCIS “Jeopardy” (CC) Fairly Legal (CC) Love & Hip Hop Beverly Hills Fabulous South Park Entourage (CC) Curb Enthusiasm Entourage (CC) Curb Enthusiasm Daily News Daily News The Middle 8 p.m. on (ABC-7) Who needs Bing when you’ve got Brick? In this new episode, Brick (Atticus Shaffer) spends his spring break running a neighbor- hood information service, offering advice and answers for a dollar per question. The rest of the fam- ily uses the time off to clean out the clutter in the house, unearth- ing a few things that are better off forgotten. Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn also star in the new episode “Spring Cleaning.” (HDTV) America’s Next Top Model 8 p.m. on (CW) Tension escalates in this new episode when the models have to work in teams to put on a cosmet- ics commercial, and one girl ends up reading another’s diary. Stylist Rachel Zoe dresses the contes- tants in faux fur for a photo shoot at the Los Angeles Zoo, then joins the judges panel to decide who’s going home. Mr. Sunshine 9:31 p.m. on (ABC-7) Ben and Alonzo (Matthew Perry, James Lesure) team up to play in a charity tennis tournament against veteran player Jimmy Connors and actor Fred Savage (guest starring as themselves). Along the way, Ben feels com- pelled to tell his tennis partner about his past with Alice (Andrea Anders). An act of carelessness strengthens the bond between Crystal and Roman (Allison Janney, Nate Torrence) in the new episode “Celebrity Tennis.” (HDTV) © Tribune Media Services select TV 13 © Tribune Media Services select TV 17 tonight’spicks Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast Corning

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