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tonight’spicks myTV-20.2 MNT-21 NBC-24 280 13 - THURSDAY PRIME TIME ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) Aid” The Insider (N) (CC) Wipeout Obstacles include Flipsy Daisy. (N) (CC) California’s Gold (CC) Antiques Roadshow “Palm Springs, CA” (Part 3 of 3) (CC) 12 12 12 12 College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. 30 5253 From Anaheim, Calif. or New Orleans. (Live) (CC) ››› The Seven-Ups (1974, Crime Drama) Roy Scheider, Tony Lo Bianco, Victor Arnold. New York cops set out to avenge a comrade’s death. (CC) FOX-30 2 30 A&E 53 AMC ANPL 75 51 BRAVO 76 CMT Community 8 p.m. on (NBC-24) What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate. That’s from “Cool Hand Luke,” which is not one of the movies that figures into this new episode. Since Abed (Danny Pudi) is a big film fan, Jeff (Joel McHale) plans a surprise birthday party for him with a “Pulp Fiction” theme. Abed has his own plans for the evening — a restaurant outing with Jeff that more closely resembles “My Dinner With Andre.” Yvette Ni- cole Brown also stars in “Critical Film Studies.” (HDTV) Grey’s Anatomy 9 p.m. on (ABC-7) As he gets the green light for his diabetes trial, Richard (James Pickens Jr.) steps up his efforts to get Adele (Loretta Devine) into Derek and Meredith’s (Patrick Dempsey, Ellen Pompeo) Alzheim- er’s trial. Mark and Arizona (Eric Dane, Jessica Capshaw) clash over plans for Callie’s (Sara Ramirez) baby shower. Henry (Scott Foley) has another health scare that worries Teddy (Kim Raver) in the new episode “This Is How We Do It.” (HDTV) Bones 9 p.m. on (FOX-30) Leave it to Brennan (Emily Deschanel) to take a “reality” show for actual reality. In this episode, she and Brennan (David Boreanaz) investigate the death of a young man whose remains were found at the Jersey shore. Brennan does some research by watching a television show set there. She thinks it’s a serious documentary; it isn’t, but it does give her some insights that help her solve the case in “The Mag- gots in the Meathead.” (HDTV) 14 select TV 18 select TV COM CSNBA 66 CNBC 58 CNN 22 33 CSPN 23 CW 21 21 - The Office “Crime 4 24 24 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half (N) (CC) 20 265 118 254 130 15 282 184 273 129 327 166 355 208 70 249 107 32 The Daily Show 38 SaberCats 202 200 6 409 DISN 46 290 172 E! 69 ESPN 34 73 ESPN2 35 FAM 72 FOOD FX GOLF HALL HBO 231 110 - Iron Chef America Chef Morou com- 42 248 136 47 Mummy: Dragon Emp. 41 62 59 petes against Bobby Flay. 312 185 Little House Years” (CC) International 500 501 300 551 HGTV 65 HIST LIFE MTV 52 40 68 NICK 45 SPIKE 38 SYFY 71 TBS ›› Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003) Cameron Diaz. (CC) 229 112 203 House Hunters House Hunters (CC) 269 120 277 Modern Marvels “Fast Food Tech” 252 108 The history of fast-food chains. 299 170 241 168 6 247 139 278 182 331 160 16 Jersey Shore (CC) 20 iCarly (CC) (CC) 244 122 Feed East TCM 192 256 132 501 TDC 50 TLC 49 TMC TNT 620 544 327 591 SpongeBob SquarePants 33 Gangland “Behind Enemy Lines” or New Orleans. (Live) 10 - - 10 Seinfeld “The 36 Phineas and - E! News (N) 348 210 Ferb (CC) 236 114 140 Men (CC) Cincinnati. (CC) The Office “The Fight” (CC) Jeopardy! (N) (CC) How I Met Your Mother (CC) 31 The First 48 A double homicide in ›› The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) Sean Connery. 181 Top Chef “Last Supper” The chefs 44 Natural World (CC) design a challenge. (CC) 34 The Dukes of Hazzard 22 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) With Jon Stewart 37 The Oprah Effect The Colbert Re- port (CC) Israeli Bask. 41 Tonight From Washington Ticket” (CC) Seinfeld “The Soup Nazi” Phineas and Ferb (CC) 144 410 MLB Baseball From Angel Stadium of Anaheim in Ana- 21 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) heim, Calif. (CC) 311 180 19 Without a Trace A postal worker goes missing. (CC) Community (N) (CC) Perfect Couples “Perfect Lies” American Idol “One of 11 Voted Off” A contestant is eliminated. The First 48 A teenager is murdered. (CC) Bear Feeding Frenzy (CC) The Real Housewives of New York City Ramona’s renewal getaway. The Dukes of Hazzard Mad Money Golf Northern California Team. Capital News Today The Vampire Diaries “The Dinner Party” Damon plans a dinner party. The Suite Life on Deck (CC) Sex and the City (CC) The Suite Life on Deck (CC) Sex and the City (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) (CC) › Billy Madison (1995, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin, Bridgette Wilson. A hotel magnate’s adult son goes back to grade school. Iron Chef America Anthony Amo- roso challenges Morimoto. Touched by an Angel “Nothing but Net” (CC) House Hunters (CC) 18 Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Reba “Seeing Red” (CC) My Wife and Kids (CC) My First Place (CC) Modern Marvels “Fry It” Funnel cakes; churros; frog legs. (CC) Reba “Terry Hol- liway” (CC) Jersey Shore (CC) My Wife and Kids (CC) Gangland Nuestra Familia in North- ern California. (CC) ›› Saw II (2005, Horror) Donnie Wahlberg, Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith. A detective must save his son from a madman’s sadistic game. ›››› Ninotchka (1939, Comedy) Greta Garbo, Melvyn Douglas. A play- boy charms a Russian envoy on business in Paris. (CC) (DVS) 6 Out of the Wild: Venezuela Five 280 183 - Police Women of Dallas Drugs in a people remain on the quest. (N) disturbing place. (CC) ›› Stripes (1981, Comedy) Bill Mur- ray, Harold Ramis. (CC) TOON 48 296 176 122 Johnny Test TRUTV 61 USA VH1 WGN-A 39 67 - 246 204 242 105 335 162 307 259 43 245 138 30 Bones Booth’s son finds a finger. (CC) est Drivers 17” Dumb drivers. Jason Mraz. (CC) - World’s Dumbest... “World’s Dumb- Man vs. Wild Bear Grylls struggles to find food. (CC) Police Women: Most Unforgettable Chases (CC) Bones “The He in the She” (CC) Adventure Time Regular Show “It’s Time” MAD “DaGrinchy Code; Duck” World’s Dumbest... “World’s Dumb- est Performers 5” Saturday Night Live Seth Rogen. (CC) Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily News Daily News The Office “Ga- rage Sale” (N) Without a Trace The team must find a kidnapped heiress. (CC) Parks and Recre- ation (N) (CC) Bones Remains are found at the Jersey Shore. (PA) (CC) The First 48 (N) (CC) Blonde vs. Bear “Breaking Point” The Real Housewives of New York City A breakfast is interrupted. KTVU 10PM News (N) (CC) 30 Rock “Plan B” (N) (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) Manhunters: Fugitive Task Outsourced (N) (CC) How I Met Your Mother (CC) Manhunters: Fugitive Task ›› For Love of the Game (1999, Drama) Kevin Costner, Kelly Preston, John C. Reilly. An aging pitcher thinks back on his life’s momentous events. (CC) Blonde vs. Bear (N) The Real Housewives of New York City Unannounced guests show up. The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007) Jonathan Bennett, Randy Wayne. The Dukes must stop Boss Hogg from seizing Jesse’s farm. How I, Millions Made-Millions The Oprah Effect Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama (CC) Futurama (CC) Futurama “The Duh-Vinci Code” South Park “Casa Bonita” Nikita “Alexandra” Alex runs into a person from her past. (CC) The Suite Life on Deck (CC) Holly’s World “A Separate Piece” NASCAR Now (N) (CC) The Suite Life on Deck (CC) Holly’s World “Parent Trip” SportsCenter (Live) (CC) NFL Live (CC) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Some of Guy’s favorite stops. Touched by an Angel “Children of the Night” (CC) Big Love: The End of Days Selling New York (N) (CC) Reba “Valentine’s Day” Everybody Hates Chris (CC) Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. SaberCats CW 10 Action News at 10 (N) Phineas and Ferb (CC) Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) South Park “More Crap” To Be Announced Movies Grey’s Anatomy Planning a baby shower for Callie. (N) (CC) Private Practice “A Step Too Far” Sheldon falls for a book critic. (N) The This Old House Hour Walk- ways; edging materials. (N) (CC) March 24, 2011 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) Globe Trekker “Madrid City Guide” Madrid, Spain; El Escorial. Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) ››› Criminal Law (1988, Crime Drama) Gary Oldman, Kevin Bacon, Karen Young. Boston lawyer puts rich killer back on street. (CC) NBC Action News at 11pm Family Guy “Holy Crap” Late Show With David Letterman › Death Wish II (1982) (CC) Star Trek: The Next Generation Wesley falls for a young ruler. Tonight Show With Jay Leno Friends (CC) Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force Kalif Logan is shot 13 time. (CC) ›› The Quick and the Dead (1995) Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman. (CC) Bear Feeding Frenzy (CC) The Real Housewives of New York City (CC) CMT Music South Park (CC) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Phineas and Ferb (CC) When Women Kill Stories of women who committed crimes. SportsCenter (Live) (CC) College GameDay Scoreboard (Live) (CC) ›› Happy Gilmore (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen. A hockey player joins the PGA tour. Ice Brigade (N) Unwrapped “Fi- ery Foods” Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Archer (N) Big Love The Henricksons’ future is uncertain. (CC) Archer 37 218 401 35 PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, First Round. Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, First Round. From City of Industry, Calif. 3 Little House on the Prairie “The Selling New York (CC) Swamp People Troy faces the “Loch Ness Monster.” (CC) Reba “The Feud” (CC) Jersey Shore (CC) Everybody Hates Chris (CC) TNA Wrestling (N) (CC) ›› Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Beginning (2003, Horror) Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker. Teenagers meet a family of cannibals in 1973. 11 College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Anaheim, Calif. NCAA Postgame Seinfeld “The Conversion” Man vs. Wild “Global Survival Guide” Finding water in the desert. Police Women: Most Outrageous Criminals (N) (CC) ›› The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattin- son. Bella finds herself drawn into the world of werewolves. (CC) King of the Hill (CC) King of the Hill (CC) World’s Dumbest... (N) Saturday Night Live LeBron James; Kanye West. (CC) WWE Superstars (CC) Seinfeld “The Van Buren Boys” ››› Waterloo Bridge (1940, Romance) Vivien Leigh, Robert Taylor, Lucile Watson. Star-crossed ballet dancer and British officer. (CC) (DVS) Man vs. Wild “Belize” Jungles of Belize. (CC) Pawn Queens The vintage doll. American Dad “Of Ice & Men” Movie Pawn Queens (CC) ›› Failure to Launch (2006) Matthew McConaughey. (CC) American Dad “Lincoln Lover” Top 20 Most Shocking 17 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Fairly Legal “Bridges” (N) (CC) 32 Saturday Night Live Steve Martin; - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) House Hunters (N) (CC) Reba (CC) George Lopez (CC) Touched by an Angel “Jones vs. God” (CC) ›› MacGruber (2010) Will Forte. A clueless soldier-of- fortune must find a stolen nuke. (Subtitled-English) House Hunters International (N) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars “Packing Heat” Reba “The Wall” (CC) Jersey Shore (Season Finale) (N) (CC) George Lopez (CC) Trick My Truck Paid Program Paid Program Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) The Colbert Re- port (N) (CC) SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Today in Washington Roseanne (CC) Roseanne (CC) Wizards of Wa- verly Place (CC) Chelsea Lately (N) NASCAR Now (CC) Wizards of Wa- verly Place (CC) E! News SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Winter X Games Classix (N) The 700 Club (CC) Chopped Bananas, collard greens and grits. Archer The Golden Girls (CC) House Hunters (CC) How I Met Your Mother (CC) The Hard Times of RJ Berger (N) The Nanny “Stock Tip” Chrono Crusade “Joshua” Conan ›››› Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) Elizabeth Taylor. Man vs. Wild Bear Grylls struggles to find food. (CC) Police Women: Most Outrageous Criminals (CC) ›› Hannibal (2001, Suspense) Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore. A disfig- ured victim of cannibalistic Dr. Lecter seeks revenge. (CC) CSI: NY “Sleight Out of Hand” Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Speeders Fight Back Speeders Fight Back Burn Notice “Last Stand” (CC) Entourage (CC) Curb Enthusiasm Entourage (CC) Curb Enthusiasm March 19 - 25, 2011 March 19 - 25, 2011 ›› Death Race School of Golf World of Golf The Golden Girls (CC) Real Sex Porno-movie seminar; lesbian strip show. (CC) House Hunters International Modern Marvels The electric shock comes in many forms. (CC) How I Met Your Mother (CC) Jersey Shore (CC) The Nanny (CC) MANswers (CC) MANswers (CC) Chrono Crusade “Horn” Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast Corning

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