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tonight’spicks CBS-12 myTV-20.2 MNT-21 NBC-24 280 13 - TUESDAY PRIME TIME ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition 30 5253 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) ness Ethics” (N) (CC) Men (CC) The Insider (N) (CC) No Ordinary Family A villain tries to eliminate the family. (N) (CC) Ferrets: The Pursuit of Excellence (CC) California’s Gold (CC) Extra (N) (CC) NCIS Gibbs interrogates an accused murderer. (N) (CC) (DVS) ›› Deceiver (1998, Suspense) Tim Roth, Chris Penn, Michael Rooker. A brilliant student is questioned in a prostitute’s murder. FOX-30 2 30 A&E 53 AMC ANPL 75 51 BRAVO 76 CMT The Biggest Loser 8 p.m. on (NBC-24) Last week, they competed as a single team, but in this new episode, the contestants — includ- ing one eliminated player who’s brought back — are split into four teams. Bob takes his group to spin class, Jillian’s team works out at the beach, Brett’s bunch goes hik- ing, and Cara’s crowd has a box- ing workout. Then they’re brought back together for a four-way chal- lenge involving weights and ropes before a weigh-in that leaves one player surprised. (HDTV) Best in Film: The Greatest Movies of Our Time 9 p.m. on (ABC-7) The Oscars may be over, but that doesn’t mean we have to stop celebrating fabulous films. Tom Bergeron and Cynthia McFadden host this new special, which pres- ents the results of an online poll in which members of the public voted in such categories as best action film, best chick flick, greatest film character, best screen kiss and more. Harrison Ford, Sir Anthony Hopkins and Olivia Newton-John are among the interviewees. (HDTV) The Real Housewives of Miami 10 p.m. on (BRAVO) It’s not just the food that’s steaming when Larsa invites the women to an Italian cooking lesson at the private restaurant she and Scottie own. Adriana stirs things up by interrogating Cristy over a rumor she’s heard about Lea’s gala. Marysol and Philippe return from eloping to Aspen, eager to start their married life. Alexia gets into a car accident on the way to par- ticipate in a charity fashion show with Cristy in the new episode “Beach Slap.” (HDTV) 16 select TV 12 select TV COM CSNBA 66 CNBC 58 CNN 22 CSPN 23 CW 21 21 - The Office “Busi- 4 24 24 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half 20 265 118 254 130 15 282 184 273 129 327 166 355 208 70 249 107 32 The Daily Show 33 202 200 6 409 DISN 46 290 172 E! 69 ESPN 34 73 ESPN2 35 FAM 72 41 FOOD 62 FX GOLF HALL HBO 10 - - 10 Seinfeld “The 36 Phineas and - E! News (N) 348 210 Trip, Part II” Ferb (CC) 236 114 140 The Office “Fire” (CC) Jeopardy! (N) (CC) How I Met Your Mother (CC) 31 The First 48 “Eye for an Eye; Dead End” A young man is shot to death. ››› Tombstone (1993, Western) Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. (CC) 44 Human Prey “Killer Sharks” (CC) 181 Bethenny Ever After Gina takes 34 The Dukes of Hazzard “Trouble at 37 60 Minutes on CNBC (N) Bethenny to her church. Cooter’s” (CC) 22 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) With Jon Stewart The Colbert Re- port (CC) Seinfeld “The Subway” (CC) Are You Smarter? Are You Smarter? Glee “The Substitute” Sue fills in for Principal Figgins. (CC) The First 48 Execution-style double homicide. (CC) The Haunted (CC) The Real Housewives of Orange County “A New Lease On Life” The Dukes of Hazzard “Goodbye, General Lee” (CC) Mad Money Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself Comic performs. (CC) Capital News Today One Tree Hill Julian accepts a direct- ing job. (CC) Movies Best in Film: The Greatest Movies of Our Time America’s favorite films are revealed. (N) (CC) Broadside English invasion of Dutch Manhattan. (CC) NCIS: Los Angeles “Enemy Within” NCIS investigates a disappearance. Don’t Forget the Lyrics! (N) (CC) Raising Hope “Blue Dots” Don’t Forget the Lyrics! (N) (CC) The Biggest Loser An eliminated contestant returns. (N) (CC) Traffic Light “Credit Balance” The First 48 A woman is stabbed in her bedroom. (CC) The Haunted “Leave House” (CC) Million Dollar Listing Madison con- fronts Josh Altman. (N) (CC) 60 Minutes on CNBC Piers Morgan Tonight Tosh.0 (CC) 38 Warriors Weekly UEFA Champions League Soccer Chelsea vs. Kobenhavn. 41 Tonight From Washington Phineas and Ferb (CC) 21 College Basketball 231 110 218 59 HGTV 65 HIST LIFE MTV ond Round: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) child takes a spill on Easter. vs. Patricia Yeo. go to court to adopt Albert. (CC) International Independent Lens Planting trees. (PA) (CC) The Good Wife Kalinda receives a grand jury subpoena. (N) (CC) ›› Twisted (1985, Horror) Christian Slater, Tandy Cronyn, Dan Ziskie. A disturbed teenager turns his home into a house of horrors. (CC) KTVU 10PM News (N) (CC) Parenthood “Meet the New Boss” Adam worries about his job. (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) How I Met Your Mother (CC) The First 48 A gang founder is shot in a drive-by. (CC) ››› The Rainmaker (1997, Drama) Matt Damon, Claire Danes, Jon Voight. Premiere. A rookie lawyer goes up against a big insurance company. (CC) Fatal Attractions “Raging Bulls” The Real Housewives of Miami The ladies have a cooking lesson. (N) ››› Airplane! (1980, Comedy) Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Peter Graves. Food poisoning puts fate into a neurotic pilot’s hands. (CC) 60 Minutes on CNBC Tosh.0 (CC) Hellcats “Remember When” Marti faces initiation. (CC) ›› The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005, Adventure) Taylor Lautner, Taylor Dooley. (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) 144 410 Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Sec- 311 180 19 America’s Funniest Home Videos A - Iron Chef America Chef Morimoto 401 312 185 College Basket- ball Scoreboard America’s Funniest Home Videos (CC) Cupcake Wars “Hot and Spicy Alma Awards” Touched by an Angel “An Angel by Any Other Name” (CC) House Hunters (CC) My First Place (CC) 52 40 68 NICK 45 SPIKE 38 SYFY 71 TBS TCM TDC 50 TLC 49 TMC TNT Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy (CC) 299 170 241 168 6 247 139 331 160 16 Silent Library 20 iCarly (CC) 33 244 122 Feed East 192 256 132 501 278 182 11 The King of Queens (CC) “Wheels” (CC) Silent Library SpongeBob SquarePants Destination Truth “Yeti” Yeti in the mountains of Nepal. (CC) The King of Queens (CC) ››› Red Dust (1932, Romance) Clark Gable, Jean Harlow. (CC) 6 Dirty Jobs Mike learns to care for 280 183 - 19 Kids and dromedary camels. (CC) Counting (CC) TOON 48 296 176 122 Johnny Test TRUTV 61 USA VH1 WGN-A 39 67 - 246 204 242 105 335 162 307 259 19 Kids and Counting (CC) 620 544 327 591 Command Performance (2009, Ac- tion) Dolph Lundgren. (CC) Scooby-Doo! Mystery Inc. - World’s Dumbest... “World’s Dumb- est Drivers 4” A limo in reverse. wedding bouquets. American Pickers “Invisible Pump” Circa 1920s “visible” gas pump. Teen Mom 2 My Wife and Kids (CC) ››› Under Siege (1992, Action) Steven Seagal. A Navy cook thwarts a plot to hijack a battleship. The Office “Survi- vor Man” (CC) My Wife and Kids (CC) Destination Truth “Ghosts of Cher- nobyl; Sal’awa” (CC) The Office “The Deposition” Auction Kings Model A Ford; Lion King concept sketch. (CC) What Not to Wear “Gina” A professor gets instruction in fashion. Hole in the Wall A karate teacher. Beverly Hills Fabulous NFL Live (N) (CC) The Suite Life on Deck (CC) College Game- Day Scoreboard SportsNation Colin Cowherd and Michelle Beadle. (CC) America’s Funniest Home Videos Man with a “weight” problem. Cupcake Wars Modern ingredients meet the classic. 42 248 136 47 Two/Half Men ››› Wanted (2008, Action) James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie. 37 500 501 300 551 ››› Independence Day (1996) Will Smith. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC) 229 112 203 House Hunters 269 120 277 To Be Announced 252 108 House Hunters (CC) 18 Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars Touched by an Angel “Inherit the Wind” (CC) My First Place (N) (CC) Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Tosh.0 (CC) CW 10 Action News at 10 (N) Phineas and Ferb (CC) Tosh.0 (CC) Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Phineas and Ferb (CC) ››› Something’s Gotta Give (2003, Romance-Comedy) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton, Keanu Reeves. A music exec falls for the mother of his young girlfriend. SportsCenter (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (Live) (CC) NASCAR Now (CC) America’s Funniest Home Videos Musical montage features cats. Chopped “Squashed” Four women compete for Chopped Champion. Lights Out “Rainmaker” (N) Touched by an Angel “A Delicate Balance” (CC) Big Love: The End of Days House Hunters International House Hunters (CC) Top Shot Contestants split a bullet on an axe. (N) (CC) One Born Every Minute A first-time mother experiences fear. (N) (CC) Teen Mom 2 (N) Everybody Hates Chris (CC) George Lopez (CC) George Lopez (CC) Marcel’s Quantum Kitchen The Wildlife Waystation event. (N) The Office “Night Out” (CC) American Trea- sures (N) (CC) The Office “Did I Stutter?” (CC) American Trea- sures (N) (CC) What Not to Wear “Jordan” Jordan looks like a skater chick. (N) (CC) American Dad (CC) American Dad (CC) › Cop Out (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Adam Brody. Two NYPD detectives must retrieve a valuable baseball card. (CC) Selling New York (CC) Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy (CC) American Pickers The guys pick a promising farmyard. (CC) Teen Mom 2 Everybody Hates Chris (CC) Destination Truth “Haunted Island Prison/Ucumar” (N) (CC) The Office Dinner and jealousy. Auction Kings (CC) The Office “Chair Model” ››› Hold Your Man (1933, Drama) Jean Harlow, Clark Gable, Stuart Er- win. A woman takes the fall for her con artist-lover’s scam. (CC) Auction Kings (CC) What Not to Wear “Jillian” Jillian has a tough goth-girl style. (N) Home of the Giants (2007, Drama) Haley Joel Osment, Ryan Merriman. A drug dealer asks a teen to throw a basketball game. (CC) Adventure Time King of the Hill (CC) King of the Hill (CC) Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn “Pilot” Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Hardcore Pawn “Family Feud” South Park Hardcore Pawn “Bad Blood” (N) Love & Hip Hop RuPaul’s Drag Race “RuPaul-a- Palooza” South Park 43 245 138 30 NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) (CC) Big Brian: The Fortune Seller “Pilot” Brian breaks up a cat fight. (N) March 22, 2011 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) Late Show With David Letterman ››› Sunday, Bloody Sunday (1971) Glenda Jackson, Peter Finch. (CC) Star Trek: The Next Generation Riker is an exchange officer. (CC) NBC Action News at 11pm Tonight Show With Jay Leno Family Guy (CC) Friends (CC) The First 48 Updates to cases from 2008 and 2006. (CC) ››› The Rainmaker (1997, Drama) Matt Damon, Claire Danes. (CC) The Haunted (CC) Watch What Hap- pens: Live The Real House- wives of Miami True Blue: Ten Years of Blue Collar Comedy (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart The Colbert Re- port (N) (CC) Raising Arizona SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Today in Washington Roseanne (CC) Roseanne “Call Waiting” (CC) Wizards of Wa- verly Place Chelsea Lately (N) Wizards of Wa- verly Place E! News SportsCenter (Live) (CC) 2010 World Series of Poker Main Event, from Las Vegas. (CC) The 700 Club (CC) Challenge “Demolition Derby Cakes” A cake car demolition. Lights Out “Rainmaker” 35 School of Golf World of Golf Golf Central Inside PGA Tour Pipe Dream Pipe Dream School of Golf World of Golf Golf Central Inside PGA Tour 3 Little House on the Prairie Ingalls The Golden Girls (CC) Property Virgins (CC) Four of a Kind “Mom Dot Com” The Nanny “The Nanny-in-Law” ›› On Deadly Ground (1994, Action) Steven Seagal, Michael Caine, Joan Chen. An oil-company troubleshooter battles a corrupt chairman. Conan (N) ››› China Seas (1935) Clark Gable. Greedy pirates target a Singapore-bound passenger ship. (CC) Auction Kings (CC) ›› The Secret Six (1931) (CC) Auction Kings (CC) What Not to Wear “Gina” A professor gets instruction in fashion. ››› Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten (2007) Filmmaker Julien Temple examines the life of the late Clash musician. (CC) Bones “Yanks in the U.K.” (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Southern Fried Stings Southern Fried Stings 17 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 32 Wedding Wars The brides collect - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) ››› What’s Love Got to Do With It (1993, Biography) Angela Bassett, Laurence Fishburne. The life of singer-actress Tina Turner. Entourage (CC) Curb Enthusiasm Entourage (CC) Curb Enthusiasm Daily News Daily News March 19 - 25, 2011 March 19 - 25, 2011 Big Love The Henricksons’ future is uncertain. (CC) Property Virgins (CC) Modern Marvels “World’s Sharpest” Tools and weapons that cut. Four of a Kind (N) (CC) My Life as Liz (N) Teen Mom 2 The Nanny (CC) 1,000 Ways to Die Destination Truth “Haunted Island Prison/Ucumar” (CC) The Golden Girls (CC) Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast Corning

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