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MONDAY PRIME TIME ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition 30 5253 CBS-12 myTV-20.2 MNT-21 NBC-24 280 13 - Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) The Insider (N) (CC) California’s Green Methane. Antiques Roadshow “Palm Springs, CA” (Part 3 of 3) (CC) Extra (N) (CC) How I Met Your Mother (N) (CC) FOX-30 2 30 A&E 53 AMC ANPL 75 51 BRAVO 76 CMT COM CSNBA 66 CNBC 58 CNN 22 CSPN 23 CW 21 21 - The Office (CC) The Office “Office 4 24 24 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half Olympics” Jeopardy! (N) (CC) 20 265 118 254 130 15 282 184 273 129 327 166 355 208 202 200 6 409 DISN 46 290 172 E! 69 ESPN 34 73 ESPN2 35 FAM 72 FOOD FX GOLF HALL HBO 41 62 59 HGTV 65 HIST LIFE 10 - - 10 Seinfeld “The 36 Phineas and - E! News (N) 348 210 Trip” (CC) Ferb (CC) 236 114 140 Men (CC) How I Met Your Mother (CC) 31 The First 48 “Body of Evidence” Dis- membered body parts are found. › Money Train (1995, Action) Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson. (CC) 181 Bethenny Ever After Bethanny looks 34 The Dukes of Hazzard “10 Million 44 Untamed and Uncut (CC) to Jason to help. Dollar Sheriff” (CC) 37 Biography on CNBC (CC) 22 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) 70 249 107 32 33 Mad Love Kate spies on Ben. (N) ›› Halls of Anger (1969, Drama) Calvin Lockhart, Janet MacLachlan. White students enter a predominantly black high school. Law & Order: Criminal Intent A doc- tor is suspected of theft. (CC) Chuck A murder takes place in Castle. (N) (CC) House “Fall From Grace” Cuddy ex- presses her guilt to Wilson. (N) Intervention “Ryan; Jason” A man is addicted to Xanax and heroin. I’m Alive “Living Nightmare” (CC) The Real Housewives of Orange County “Shameless in Seattle” The Dukes of Hazzard “10 Million Dollar Sheriff” (CC) Mad Money ››› American Pie (1999, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Aly- son Hannigan. Teens agonize over losing their virginity. (CC) Capital News Today Seinfeld “The Apartment” Phineas and Ferb (CC) 21 College Basketball NIT Second 144 410 Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Sec- 311 180 19 Pretty Little Liars Some secrets are 231 110 - Iron Chef America Bobby Flay vs. Round: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) ond Round: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) best kept hidden. (CC) Michelle Berstein. 312 185 3 Petkeeping With Marc Morrone 500 501 300 551 52 40 MTV 68 NICK 45 SPIKE 38 SYFY 71 TBS 229 112 203 House Hunters International 18 Petkeeping With Marc Morrone House Hunters (CC) 269 120 277 American Pickers Mike and Frank 252 108 331 160 299 170 241 168 head to a promising farm. (CC) 16 Silent Library 20 iCarly (CC) Fight Night 244 122 Feed East 6 247 139 278 182 TCM 192 256 132 501 TDC 50 TLC 49 TMC TNT 620 544 327 591 11 The King of Queens (CC) Silent Library SpongeBob SquarePants 33 UFC’s Ultimate ›› The Cave (2005, Horror) Cole Hauser, Morris Chestnut. (CC) The King of Queens (CC) 6 Two Weeks in Hell Selection process 280 183 - Outrageous Kid TOON 48 296 176 122 Johnny Test TRUTV 61 USA VH1 WGN-A 39 67 - 246 204 242 105 335 162 307 259 Angeles. for the Green Berets. (CC) Parties A diva. Outrageous Kid Parties (CC) 43 245 138 30 Bones “The Verdict in the Story” (CC) Johnny Test (CC) - Bait Car “LA” Los Bait Car New Orleans. 17 NCIS “Dead Man Talking” (CC) 32 40 Funniest Fails Clips of human - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) behaviors going wrong. March 19 - 25, 2011 March 19 - 25, 2011 Golf Central Martha Bakes (CC) 90210 “All About a Boy” Navid makes a discovery about Adrianna. Sex and the City (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) Movies Castle “One Life to Lose” A writer on a soap opera is killed. (N) (CC) Way of the Warrior (CC) Hawaii Five-0 A science-fiction fan is murdered. (N) (CC) KTVU 10PM News (N) (CC) Harry’s Law Harry helps an old flame with a case. (N) (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) How I Met Your Mother (CC) Heavy “Mark; Patty” An overweight first-time father. (N) (CC) I Shouldn’t Be Alive (CC) Bethenny Ever After Gina takes Bethenny to her church. (N) Biography on CNBC (CC) Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) It’s Always Sunny in Phila. CW 10 Action News at 10 (N) Phineas and Ferb (CC) After Lately “A- List BFF” It’s Always Sunny in Phila. Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Phineas and Ferb (CC) The Soup SportsCenter (Live) (CC) College Game- Day Scoreboard The Best Thing I Ever Ate Pretty Little Liars The Pretty Little Liars end the game. (CC) Meat and Pota- toes (N) Touched by an Angel “Full Moon” (CC) House Hunters (CC) Pawn Stars “Ro- bosaurus” (CC) House Hunters International Pawn Stars “Ah, Shoot” (CC) Skins “Eura; Everyone” (Season Finale) (N) George Lopez “Feel the Burn” George Lopez (CC) Stargate Universe “Alliances” Desti- ny’s visitors; alien attack. (N) Family Guy “Fam- ily Goy” March 21, 2011 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 Dancing With the Stars (Season Premiere) (Same-day Tape) (CC) News (N) American Experience “A Class Apart” (CC) (DVS) Mike & Molly (N) (CC) ››› Cooley High (1975, Comedy-Drama) Glynn Turman, Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs. Basketball and girls occupy three teens in 1964 Chicago. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Fico Di Capo” Feuding within the Mafia. The Event Thomas shares the mes- sage he received. (N) (CC) The Chicago Code An international drug dealer. (N) (CC) Intervention “Michael” A man uses drugs with his two sons. (N) (CC) ››› Speed (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph. (CC) I Shouldn’t Be Alive (CC) The Real Housewives of Orange County “A New Lease On Life” Biography on CNBC Piers Morgan Tonight It’s Always Sunny in Phila. It’s Always Sunny in Phila. 38 NBA Basketball: Warriors at Spurs Warriors Post. SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Clubhouse 41 Tonight From Washington Gossip Girl “Panic Roommate” Da- mien causes more trouble. (CC) ›› Chicken Little (2005) Voices of Zach Braff. Ani- mated. A young fowl must save the world from aliens. Sex and the City (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Pretty Little Liars The Pretty Little Liars end the game. (N) (CC) Unwrapped “Half & Half” Kid in a Candy Store Mad Hungry With Lucinda Property Virgins (CC) Kourtney and Kim NFL Live (N) (CC) The Suite Life on Deck (CC) Kourtney and Kim NBA Tonight (Live) (CC) College Basketball NIT Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) The Secret Life of the American Teenager Is George cheating again. Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (N) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 42 248 136 47 Two/Half Men Two/Half Men ››› Tropic Thunder (2008) Ben Stiller, Jack Black. A pampered actor’s war movie turns into the real thing. 37 218 401 35 The Golf Fix Learning Center World of Golf World of Golf The Golf Fix The Martha Stewart Show (CC) ››› The American President (1995) Michael Douglas. (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (CC) House Hunters (CC) ››› One True Thing (1998, Drama) Meryl Streep, Renée Zellweger, Wil- liam Hurt. A magazine writer returns home to care for her ill mother. (CC) Silent Library My Wife and Kids (CC) Hard Times: RJ Berger My Wife and Kids (CC) UFC Fight Night Marquardt vs. Palhares. Being Human Nora and Josh con- tinue to grow closer. Family Guy (CC) Family Guy Peter fights city hall. ››› Caught (1949, Drama) James Mason, Barbara Bel Geddes. A shop- girl seeks security with a rich recluse but needs a doctor for love. Two Weeks in Hell Selection process for the Green Berets. (CC) ›› Antitrust (2001) Ryan Phillippe. Software corpora- tion offers a position to a computer genius. Bones (CC) Bait Car Bait Car NCIS “Missing” (CC) Wedding Wars Engaged couples compete. Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Family Guy “Pe- ter’s Two Dads” Triangle: Re- membering Property Virgins “Cut and Dried” The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway The comic performs in New York. (CC) House Hunters International Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) American Pickers Bill’s main street hardware store. (CC) Jersey Shore (CC) Everybody Hates Chris (CC) Everybody Hates Chris (CC) Being Human “Dog Eat Dog” Re- becca finds out Aidan killed Bernie. Family Guy “Stewie B. Goode” Secrets of the Secret Service Se- cret Service profile. (CC) Cake Boss (CC) Cake Boss (CC) Cake Boss (N) (CC) Adventure Time Regular Show King of the Hill “Ho Yeah!” ›› Five Minutes of Heaven (2009) Liam Neeson. A man gets a chance to confront his brother’s killer. Bones Serial killer strikes. (CC) King of the Hill (CC) All Worked Up All Worked Up (N) Wedding Wars The brides collect wedding bouquets. South Park South Park Nightline (N) (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) Late Show With David Letterman ››› Road House (1948, Crime Drama) Ida Lupino, Cornel Wilde. Star Trek: The Next Generation A disease accelerates aging. (CC) NBC Action News at 11pm Tonight Show With Jay Leno Family Guy (CC) Friends (CC) Heavy “Stacia; Tim” Former stage actress weighs 435 pounds. (CC) ››› Speed (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph. (CC) I’m Alive “Living Nightmare” (CC) Bethenny Ever After Gina takes Bethenny to her church. ›› Rock Star (2001, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Flemyng. A singer lands a gig with his heavy-metal heroes. (CC) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Roseanne “The Wedding” (CC) Wizards of Wa- verly Place Chelsea Lately (N) SportsNation (CC) Cribs (CC) Paid Program Sleep Number Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) The Colbert Re- port (N) (CC) SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Today in Washington Roseanne “Heart & Soul” (CC) Wizards of Wa- verly Place E! News SportsCenter (Live) (CC) NASCAR Now (CC) The 700 Club (CC) Ice Brigade The Golden Girls “High Anxiety” The Ricky Ger- vais Show (CC) My First Place (CC) ›› Raising Helen (2004, Comedy-Drama) Kate Hudson, John Corbett, Joan Cusack. A woman gains custody of her late sister’s children. (CC) Good Eats (N) ››› Tropic Thunder (2008) Golf Central Learning Center The Golden Girls “Little Sister” Making Mildred Pierce (CC) My First Place (CC) American Pickers “Big Bear” Hunt- ing for hidden collectibles. (CC) How I Met Your Mother (CC) Skins “Eura; Everyone” The Nanny (CC) The Nanny “My Fair Nanny” ›››› Unforgiven (1992, Western) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman. Clint Eastwood’s Oscar-winning portrait of an aged gunman. Being Human “Dog Eat Dog” Re- becca finds out Aidan killed Bernie. Family Guy (CC) Conan (N) ››› A Summer Place (1959, Drama) Richard Egan, Dorothy McGuire, Sandra Dee. Young love and an old romance threaten to ruin families. Bermuda Triangle Exposed Some 440,000-square miles of sea. (CC) Cake Boss (CC) 19 Kids and Counting (N) American Dad (CC) Southern Fried Stings (N) WWE Monday Night RAW (Same-day Tape) (CC) Beverly Hills Fabulous (N) Daily News Daily News ›››› Seven Samurai (1954) Surviving the Cut “US Marine Re- con” Marines are pushed. (CC) Cake Boss (CC) Cake Boss (CC) Cake Boss (CC) ››› The Road (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee. A father and son wander through a post-apocalyptic world. (CC) The Closer “Layover” (CC) American Dad (CC) Southern Fried Stings (N) HawthoRNe “The Match” (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Bait Car “Vegas” Bait Car Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Love & Hip Hop Wedding Wars The brides collect wedding bouquets. Entourage (CC) Curb Enthusiasm Entourage (CC) Curb Enthusiasm Dancing With the Stars 8 p.m. on (ABC-7) A “Fat Actress,” a “Psycho” and a former “Karate Kid” are among the celebrities taking to the dance floor in Season 12 of the competition. Joining Emmy winner Kirstie Alley, radio host “Psycho” Mike Catherwood and actor Ralph Macchio are wrestler Chris Jericho, boxer Sugar Ray Leonard, Disney actress Chelsea Kane, model Petra Nemcova, mu- sician Romeo, Pittsburgh Steeler Hines Ward, TV talk host Wendy Williams and reality star Kendra Wilkinson. (HDTV) How I Met Your Mother 8 p.m. on (CBS-12) Barney’s dad is a space alien! Oh, wait — he just played one on TV. Surprises await Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) when he finally meets his father (guest star John Lithgow, “3rd Rock From the Sun”). The friends discover that they all have gaps in their knowledge — things they should have figured out by the time they became adults — in the new epi- sode “Legendaddy.” (HDTV) Harry’s Law 10 p.m. on (NBC-24) Harry (Kathy Bates) faces a moral quandary when she helps an old flame (guest star Richard Kind, “Spin City”) defend an armed robbery suspect but isn’t convinced that the guy is in- nocent. Adam (Nate Corddry) represents a drag queen (guest star Jai Rodriguez, “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”) who was fired from a bar gig for allegedly having an affair with the owner’s husband. Brittany Snow also stars in the new episode “Send in the Clowns.” (HDTV) © Tribune Media Services select TV 11 © Tribune Media Services select TV 15 tonight’spicks Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast Corning

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