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tonight'spicks Kaley Cuoco 30 - THURSDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H myTV-20.2 285 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) 198 ›› The Honeymooners (2005) Cedric the Entertainer, Mike Epps. Ralph "Dreams" (CC) MNT-21 13 21 21 13 The Office "Fun 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 24 30 24 20 A&E 53 265* 118* AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* The Big Bang Theory 8 p.m. on (CBS-12) Don't do it, Sheldon! When he discovers that Penny (Kaley Cuoco) is thinking about break- ing up with Leonard (Johnny Galecki), Sheldon (Jim Parsons) tries to intervene, and you just know that isn't going to end well. Howard (Simon Helberg) is the target of teasing from his fellow astronauts in the new episode "The Decoupling Fluctuation." Kunal Nayyar and Mayim Bialik also star. (HDTV) 30 Rock 8 p.m. on (NBC-24) Season 7 will be the final one for this award-winning comedy. When we left off, Jack (Alec Bald- win) was determined to prove that his marriage had survived Avery's (Elizabeth Banks) kidnap- ping unscathed by asking Liz (Tina Fey) to officiate their vow renewal. Meanwhile, Criss (James Marsden) tried to convince Liz that he was worth sticking around for. In the season premiere, Liz is displeased by the quality of the fall programming Jack has cho- sen. (HDTV) The Office 9 p.m. on (NBC-24) After learning he's related to first lady Michelle Obama, Andy (Ed Helms) proceeds to flaunt his discovery, making life difficult for Darryl (Craig Robinson). Dwight (Rainn Wilson) offers Erin (El- lie Kemper) an unusual way to impress her boyfriend's family. Nellie (Catherine Tate) tries to convince Pam (Jenna Fischer) that Jim (John Krasinski) is cheating. Brian Baumgartner also stars in the new episode "Andy's Ances- try." (HDTV) 14 select TV CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 DISN 46 291 E! ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 CW 10 10 43 10 Rules of Engage- 43 My Babysitter's a 419 210 173 Vampire (CC) 69 236* 114* 46 E! News (N) 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX GOLF 37 218 401 HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE MTV NICK 45 300 171 M*A*S*H "War Co-Respondent" The Office "View- ing Party" Jeopardy! (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Kramden and Ed Norton try assorted moneymaking schemes. (CC) Run" (CC) "Fun & Fit" Men (CC) 57 The First 48 "Love Kills; Justified" A 56 CSI: Miami A high-stakes poker gunfight at a gas station. (CC) game turns deadly. (CC) 44* River Monsters "The Deadliest" 181 The Real Housewives of New Jer- 60 Reba "Couple's 30 American Greed port (CC) sey "Reunion" (Part 1 of 3) Therapy" (CC) Reba Brock fol- lows his dream. 32 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) 45 The Colbert Re- 27 To Be Announced 21 Capitol Hill Hearings ment (CC) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Rules of Engage- ment (CC) My Babysitter's a Vampire (CC) 30 Rock (N) (CC) Up All Night "Swingers" (N) The X Factor "Boot Camp No. 2" Boot camp continues in Miami. The First 48 Shooting deaths in Miami and Dallas. (CC) Wild Russia "Caucasus" (CC) The Real Housewives of Miami Joanna and Romain grow apart. Reba "Hello, I Must Be Going" Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront Chappelle's Show (CC) Boxing My Babysitter's a Vampire (CC) The Soup 25 College Football USC at Utah. (N) (Live) 26 WNBA Basketball Western Confer- 42 248* 136* 47 Two/Half Men Two/Half Men › Grown Ups (2010, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock. › Big Daddy (1999, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams. 24 PGA Tour Golf Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, First Round. sinister board game puts its players in mortal jeopardy. 50 Chopped "Pretty Please With a Pep- 500 504 303 551 ›› Antitrust (2001, Suspense) Ryan 51 House Hunters 186 Little House on the Prairie Robbers shoot bystander James. (CC) Phillippe. Premiere. (CC) International 40 252* 108* 38 Project Runway The designers must 68 331* 160* 58 Jersey Shore 42 iCarly (CC) the ancient world. (CC) create a costume. (CC) (CC) TDC 50 278* 182* TLC 49 280* 183* TMC 177 192 256 132 501 ›› Thunder Birds (1942) Gene Tierney. A flight instruc- 6 Property Wars (CC) Seinfeld "The Strong Box" tor and a student fall for the same woman. TNT 43 245* 138* TOON 48 297 TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA VH1 WGN-A - 307 535 555 329 591 ›› How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 36 The Mentalist (CC) 52 Down South Dance Clog dancing competition in the South. (CC) (2003) Kate Hudson. (CC) ›› Valkyrie (2008) Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy. Premiere. Col. Claus von Stauffenberg attempts to assassinate Hitler. (CC) Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta 41 Adventure Time Adventure Time Annoying Or- 28 Wipeout (CC) 39 242* 105* 37 NCIS "The Weak Link" (CC) 67 335* 162* 59 Behind the Music "Carrie Under- 239 wood" Carrie Underwood. (CC) - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) 30 Rock (CC) Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta The Mentalist "Ladies in Red" ange Wipeout (CC) NCIS "Reveille" (CC) Rehab With Dr. Drew Detox medica- tions are reduced. 30 Rock (CC) Four Weddings Dawn showcases her back tattoo. (N) (CC) The Mentalist A girl is suspect. Regular Show King of the Hill (CC) King of the Hill (CC) NCIS Memories overwhelm Gibbs. Couples Therapy Celebrity couples endure. The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers 160 ››› Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) William Shatner. Kirk 35 Seinfeld "The SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM 48 Jail A man is ar- rested. (CC) stands accused of assassinating a Klingon chancellor. (CC) Doorman" (CC) Property Wars (CC) Jail (N) (CC) House Hunters (CC) 53 Ancient Aliens Natural disasters in 40 ›› Jumanji (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Kirsten Dunst. A per on Top" Piquillo peppers. ence Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. Chopped "A Guts Reaction" Poultry intestines and red miso. Little House on the Prairie Death brings religious revelation. (CC) Chopped "Class Acts, Too" Ladies from school cafeterias compete. ››› Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011, Comedy) Voices of Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman. (CC) Buying and Selling Parents are will- ing to relocate. (CC) Pawn Stars Civil War sword. Jersey Shore (CC) Project Runway The designers cre- ate looks for babies. (CC) Little House on the Prairie The Carters buy Ingalls' farm. (CC) Chopped "Wok This Way" Chefs lose confidence during appetizers. Golf Central (N) 19th Hole (N) › A Thousand Words (2012) Eddie Murphy. A literary agent's loquaciousness will be his undoing. (CC) Frasier "Death Becomes Him" Extreme Homes Florida bar; Ken- tucky barn. (N) (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Nor'Eastermen The fishermen head to Georges Bank. (N) (CC) Jersey Shore (CC) House Hunters (N) (CC) Project Runway "In a Place Far, Far Away" (N) (CC) House Hunters International (N) Nor'Eastermen Capt. John leaves port during the night. (N) (CC) Prank My Mom (N) (CC) Big Break Greenbrier Frasier (CC) Chasing Frasier (CC) Cathouse: Three Ring Circus Living Abroad (N) (CC) Prom Queens (CC) Full House (CC) Full House (CC) The Nanny (CC) The Nanny (CC) The Nanny (CC) The Nanny (CC) Friends (CC) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) ››› Star Trek: First Contact (1996, Science Fiction) Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner. Half-robot Borg tries to sabotage a rocket flight. (CC) MMA Uncensored Live (N) (Live) (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) ›› Honky Tonk (1941, Western) Clark Gable, Lana Turner, Frank Morgan. Old West con man takes town, weds bad judge's daughter. (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Auction Kings (CC) Auction Kings (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Texas Car Wars (N) (CC) ›› The Mechanic (2011) Jason Statham. An elite hit- man teaches his deadly trade to an apprentice. Bling It On Sondra Celli; opinionated clients. (N) (CC) American Dad (CC) World's Dumbest... Dumb daredevils. Impractical Jokers Engagement Engagement 30 Rock (CC) American Dad (CC) Impractical Jokers NCIS "Hiatus" (CC) Basketball Wives LA Scrubs (CC) 1,000 Ways to Die Conan (N) (CC) ››› Marked Woman (1937) Bette Davis. A prostitute joins an attorney to imprison a gangster. (CC) Auction Kings (CC) Auction Kings (CC) Four Weddings Dawn showcases her back tattoo. (CC) The Mentalist Patrick traps a killer. Leverage "The Blue Line Job" Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Top 20 Most Shocking Memorable bad days at work. Burn Notice "Under the Gun" Chrissy & Mr. Jones T.I. and Tiny: Family Hustle Always Sunny Always Sunny September 29 - October 5, 2012 › Hotel Califor- nia (2008) Frasier "Can't Buy Me Love" Real Sex Xtra: Going Down House Hunters International Nor'Eastermen "Redemption" Capt. Shawn's gamble pays off. (N) (CC) Prom Queens (CC) Jersey Shore "Once More Unto the Beach; No Shame, Good Integrity" (Season Premiere) The gang returns to the shore. (N) (CC) Friends (CC) 1,000 Ways to Die Star Trek 6-Un- discovered My Babysitter's a Vampire (CC) My Babysitter's a Vampire (CC) Married to Jonas Keeping Up With the Kardashians SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) My Babysitter's a Vampire (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) (Live) (CC) Tosh.0 (CC) Reba Thanksgiv- ing dinner battle. The Insider (N) (CC) Last Resort "Blue on Blue" Prosser questions Marcus' judgment. Two and a Half Men (N) (CC) Grey's Anatomy "Remember the Time" The doctors try to cope. (N) California's Gold (CC) Access Holly- wood (N) (CC) To Be Announced The Big Bang Theory (N) (CC) Remington Steele Saboteurs blow up Laura's home. (CC) White Collar "Pilot (Part 1)" An FBI agent and a con man team up. Person of Interest Reese gets closer to Finch and Root. (N) (CC) The Mary Tyler Moore Show ›› The Thing Called Love (1993, Drama) River Phoenix, Samantha Mathis. An aspiring musician seeks her fortune in Nashville, Tenn. (CC) The Dick Van Dyke Show White Collar "Pilot (Part 2)" An FBI agent and a con man team up. The Office Jim reveals a secret. Parks and Recre- ation (N) (CC) Glee "The Break Up" Unexpected visitors in New York. (N) The First 48 (N) (CC) ››› Fargo (1996, Suspense) Frances McDormand, Steve Buscemi. An overextended salesman hires goons to kidnap his wife. (CC) Wild Russia "Kamchatka" (CC) The Real Housewives of Miami Ro- main threatens to leave Joanna. (N) Crime Inc. "Art for the Taking" Piers Morgan Tonight Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy The comic performs. (CC) Cheers "Severe Crane Damage" Ten O'clock News (N) (CC) Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) ››› Fargo (1996, Suspense) Frances McDormand, Steve Buscemi. An overextended salesman hires goons to kidnap his wife. (CC) Beyond Scared Straight Four teens get a taste of jail life. (N) (CC) Wild Russia "Arctic" (CC) ›› RV (2006, Comedy) Robin Williams, Jeff Daniels, Cheryl Hines. A dys- functional family goes on vacation. American Greed Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Stand-Up Revo- lution The Next "Finale" (Season Finale) The winner is announced. (N) (Live) (CC) CW10 News at 10 (N) Keeping Up With the Kardashians Kourtney breaks up with Scott. The Real Housewives of Miami Ro- main threatens to leave Joanna. Wild Russia "Caucasus" (CC) Watch What Hap- pens: Live The Real House- wives of Miami Redneck Rehab Kayla's family doesn't want her to move. Paid Program Paid Program Erin Burnett OutFront Key & Peele (CC) The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Seinfeld "The Pi- lot, Part I" (CC) A.N.T. Farm (CC) Phineas and Ferb (CC) Keeping Up With the Kardashians SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) › Wild Hogs (2007, Comedy) Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence. Four friends take a motorcycle road trip. 'Til Death "Death Sex" (CC) A.N.T. Farm "in- formANT" (CC) Chelsea Lately (N) Numbers Never Lie (CC) The Colbert Re- port (N) (CC) SportsNet Cent SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Capitol Hill Hearings 'Til Death "Sob Story" (CC) My Babysitter's a Vampire (CC) E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsNation The 700 Club (CC) The Great Food Truck Race The teams are sent to Lubec, Maine. Elementary "While You Were Sleep- ing" A man is shot and killed. The Bob Newhart Show Movies Scandal "The Other Woman" A for- eign-policy emergency. (N) (CC) October 4, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) (CC) Nightline (N) (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) The Twilight Zone (CC) Late Show With David Letterman ››› The Group (1966, Drama) Can- dice Bergen, Joan Hackett. Perry Mason (CC) It's Always Sunny in Phila. NBC Action News at 11pm How I Met Your Mother (CC) American Dad (CC) Tonight Show With Jay Leno 30 Rock "Some- body to Love" Beyond Scared Straight Four at-risk teens are put in the pokey. Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast