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tonight'spicks Cat Deeley 30 - THURSDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H "Love myTV-20.2 285 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) 198 ›› The Crow: Salvation (2000, Fantasy) Kirsten Dunst, Eric Mabius. The Story" (CC) MNT-21 13 21 21 13 The Office "Dou- 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 A&E 24 30 24 20 AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* Duets 8 p.m. on (ABC-7) CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 Kelly Clarkson, Sugarland's Jenni- fer Nettles, John Legend and Rob- in Thicke journey across America looking for undiscovered talent in this new competition. Ultimately, each superstar will choose two singers to be his or her duet partners. Together the superstars and their proteges will take the stage each week and perform for a live audience. In the end, only one duet will be at the top of the charts, and the winning amateur receives a recording contract. (HDTV) So You Think You Can Dance 8 p.m. on (FOX-30) CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 CW 10 10 43 10 Seinfeld "The DISN 46 291 419 210 173 E! 69 236* 114* ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX GOLF 37 218 Season 9 begins tonight, then moves to its regular Wednesday slot starting May 30. Host Cat Deeley and resident judges Nigel Lythgoe and Mary Murphy are on hand once again, along with guest judges Adam Shankman, Debbie Allen, Tyce Diorio, Lil' C, Stacey Tookey and Jesse Tyler Ferguson helping rate the contes- tants. (HDTV) Awake 10 p.m. on (NBC-24) In the conclusion of the two-part season finale, the whole police force tries to locate Britten (Jason Isaacs), who's still on a mission to crack the conspiracy that tore his family apart. As his worlds start to collide, his therapists (B.D. Wong, Cherry Jones) are united in a debate that forces him to choose a path. Wilmer Valder- rama and Steve Harris also star in "Turtles All the Way Down." (HDTV) 14 select TV HALL 59 312* 185* HBO Men (CC) M*A*S*H "Love Story" (CC) The Mary Tyler Moore Show The Dick Van Dyke Show ghost of an innocent man avenges his lover's murder. (CC) ble Date" (CC) (N) (CC) Jeopardy! (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) 53 265* 118* 57 The First 48 "Body of Evidence" Dis- 56 CSI: Miami Therapist's daughter is membered body parts are found. murdered. (CC) 181 Around the World in 80 Plates 60 The Singing Bee Contestants com- 44* Swamp Wars "Something Smells Fishy" pete for $10,000. 45 Futurama "The 43 Good Luck Char- 46 E! News (N) Package" (CC) lie (CC) (CC) Route of All Evil" South Park "Stanley's Cup" The Office (CC) Without a Trace "Light Years" Aliens abduction. (CC) The Insider (N) (CC) Duets "The Superstars Greatest Hits" (Series Premiere) The stars perform with their partners. (N) (CC) Rules of Engage- ment (CC) Person of Interest "Legacy" Carter finally meets Reese. (CC) The Bob Newhart Show ››› The Crow (1994, Fantasy) Brandon Lee, Ernie Hudson, Michael Win- cott. A rock star rises from the dead to avenge his murder. (CC) The Odd Couple (CC) Without a Trace "In the Dark" The team seeks an abducted teen. So You Think You Can Dance (Season Premiere) Dancers audition in Dal- las and New York. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) The First 48 "Hot Lot; Blind Faith" A man is shot dead in a scrap yard. Swamp Wars (N) Housewives/OC Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding 30 J. Crew and the Man Who Dressed Mad Money 32 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Erin Burnett OutFront South Park "Die Hippie, Die" Seinfeld "The Pi- lot, Part II" (CC) ›› The Dead Pool (1988, Action) Clint Eastwood, Patricia Clarkson, Evan Kim. "Dirty" Harry faces off against a psychotic film buff. (CC) The First 48 Stabbing victim; man killed in gunfight. (CC) River Monsters: Unhooked (N) ›› Rock Star (2001, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Flemyng. A singer lands a gig with his heavy-metal heroes. Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding ›› Semi-Pro (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson, André Benja- min. A '70s-era musician buys a basketball league's worst team. (CC) The Costco Craze: Inside the Piers Morgan Tonight 27 Giants Postgame SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. RaceWeek (N) 21 Capitol Hill Hearings Perez Hilton All Access Perez Hilton catches up with Lady Gaga. (N) Good Luck Char- lie (CC) Shake It Up! "Split It Up" The Soup SaberCats › Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam (2010) Demi Lovato, Kevin Jonas. Musi- cians challenge rivals to the ultimate battle of the bands. (CC) The Vampire Diaries "The Hybrid" Klaus puts a plan into motion. 25 NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) 26 College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 40 ››› Pirates of the Caribbean: The 50 Chopped "Floundering Around" Min- Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) iature produce; whole flounder. 42 248* 136* 47 How I Met 401 How I Met HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE 40 252* 108* MTV 68 331* 160* NICK 45 300 171 SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC TMC TNT 500 504 303 551 24/7: Road to 51 House Hunters International finds temporary work. (CC) Pacquiao Chopped "Make a Splash!" Sea urchin and cranberry juice. 24 PGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, First Round. 186 Little House on the Prairie Charles House Hunters (CC) 192 256 132 501 ››› Al Capone (1959, Crime Drama) Rod Steiger, Fay 6 Auction Kings believes his dead wife is communicating with him. Jacket" (CC) Seinfeld "The Doorman" (CC) Auction Kings (CC) Spain. Chicago gangster, from 1919 to Alcatraz. (CC) 49 280* 183* 52 Undercover Boss: Abroad Don Meij 535 555 329 591 ›› Just Write (1998) Sherilyn Fenn, goes back to the front lines. (CC) Jeremy Piven, Alex Rocco. (CC) TOON 48 297 43 245* 138* 36 Bones "The Dentist in the Ditch" 177 TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA VH1 WGN-A - 307 239 breaking attempts. 2) (CC) Auction Kings (CC) 160 › White Noise (2005, Suspense) Michael Keaton, Chandra West. A man 35 Seinfeld "The 53 Marijuana: A Chronic History His- 38 Wife Swap (CC) 58 Money From 42 SpongeBob 48 Jail (CC) tory of the substance in America. Strangers SquarePants Money From Strangers SpongeBob SquarePants Jail "Off the Edge" (CC) Jail The jails of Austin, Texas. Family Guy "Trad- ing Places" Million Dollar Rooms (CC) Celebrity House Hunting (CC) My Wife and Kids (CC) ››› Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. (CC) Little House on the Prairie Match- making for Mr. Edwards. (CC) Little House on the Prairie Laura falls for a new student. (CC) Selling LA (N) (CC) Celebrity House Hunting (CC) George Lopez (CC) Selling New York (CC) Swamp People Troy uses high wa- ters to his advantage. (CC) Celebrity House Hunting (CC) Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Punk'd (CC) My Wife and Kids (CC) Jail (CC) Family Guy (N) (CC) Auction Kings (CC) Undercover Boss: Abroad "FedEX Canada" (N) (CC) 41 Adventure Time Adventure Time MAD 28 World's Dumbest... Dumbest record- 39 242* 105* 37 NCIS Marine's remains found. 67 335* 162* 59 Mob Wives "Reunion" (Part 1 of - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) Selling New York A publisher. Swamp People (N) (CC) Celebrity House Hunting (CC) Punk'd (CC) George Lopez (CC) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) › One Missed Call (2008, Horror) Shannyn Sossamon, Ed Burns. Premiere. Cell phones broadcast people's terrifying final moments. ›› Mad Dog Coll (1961) John Chandler. Vincent "Mad Dog" Coll kills for turf in 1920s New York. The Big Bang Theory (CC) Auction Kings (CC) On the Fly (N) (CC) Repeaters (2010) Dustin Milligan, Amanda Crew. Three people are stuck in a time labyrinth. (CC) Regular Show King of the Hill (CC) World's Dumbest... World's dumbest record breakers. NCIS "Reveille" (CC) La La's Full Court Life 30 Rock (CC) La La's Full Court Life Scrubs (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Auction Kings (CC) On the Fly (N) (CC) Bones Uniquely disfigured remains. Bones "The Past in the Present" King of the Hill "Cotton's Plot" World's Dumbest... (N) NCIS Ducky is kidnapped. (CC) Basketball Wives Fallout from the racetrack. Scrubs (CC) The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers Men at Work "Pilot" (N) ›› Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. Capt. Jack Sparrow owes a blood debt to a ghostly pirate. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Two/Half Men Two/Half Men ›› The Proposal (2009, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds. 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(CC) Extra (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The This Old House Hour Replacing a partially rotted old post. (CC) Movies Rookie Blue Drunken driver causes a multicar crash. (N) (CC) May 24, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) (CC) Nightline (N) (CC) Independent Lens Four Amerasian children left behind. (N) (CC) The Mentalist Investigating a police chief's murder. (CC) Cheers (CC) The Honeymoon- ers "Trapped" To Be An- nounced News (N) (CC) The Twilight Zone (CC) Ribbon of Sand (CC) Late Show With David Letterman ››› The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) Edward Furlong. (CC) It's Always Sunny in Phila. NBC Action News at 11pm How I Met Your Mother (CC) Perry Mason (CC) American Dad "Threat Levels" Tonight Show With Jay Leno 30 Rock Liz's ex- boyfriend calls. ››› Dirty Harry (1971, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. Harry Callahan uses unorthodox methods to capture a sniper. (CC) Swamp Wars Watch What Hap- pens: Live The Singing Bee Contestants com- pete for $10,000. Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding The Singing Bee J. Crew and the Man Who Dressed Paid Program Paid Program Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Erin Burnett OutFront Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Jeff Dunham returns with new characters. (CC) Sprtnet Report SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Capitol Hill Hearings 'Til Death "The Italian Affair" Khloe and Lamar › The Hot Chick (2002, Comedy) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris, Matthew Lawrence. A cheerleader and a man switch bodies via magic earrings. NFL Live (CC) 'Til Death "Come Out & Play" A.N.T. Farm (CC) Jessie (CC) Chelsea Lately (N) That '70s Show Jackie lies. (CC) Austin & Ally (CC) E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Live (N) (CC) The 700 Club (CC) Sweet Genius "Serpentine Genius" A fright in the dessert round. 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