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tonight'spicks Amy Poehler 30 - THURSDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H "Snap- myTV-20.2 285 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) 198 › Bio-Dome (1996, Comedy) Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin, William Ather- pier Judgement" MNT-21 13 21 21 13 The Office "Lec- 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 A&E 24 30 24 20 AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* The Vampire Diaries 8 p.m. on (CW) Memo to all Mystic Falls resi- dents: Stay away from dances and other social events. Some- thing always goes wrong. In this new episode, it's a 1920s dance, where Tyler (Michael Tre- vino) shows up to sweep Caro- line (Candice Accola) off her feet, but Klaus (Joseph Morgan) interferes. Damon and Stefan (Ian Somerhalder, Paul Wesley) realize they need Matt, Jeremy and Bonnie (Zach Roerig, Steven R. McQueen, Kat Graham) to help undo a deadly spell in "Do Not Go Gentle." Parks and Recreation 9:30 p.m. on (NBC-24) As Leslie and her rival, Bobby Newport (Amy Poehler, Paul Rudd), finally meet for a tele- vised debate, Ann, Tom and Chris (Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari, Rob Lowe) keep things spinning for the media, and Ron (Nick Offerman) tries to keep disaster at bay at a party for Leslie's donors. Chris Pratt also stars in the new episode "The Debate." (HDTV) Awake 10 p.m. on (NBC-24) As if living in two contradictory realities weren't stressful enough, even sports are affected. A big football game between bitter rivals has different outcomes in Britten's (Jason Isaacs) two worlds. In one, a dispute be- tween fans turns deadly, while in the other, a gambler gets hurt. Rex (Dylan Minnette) nurses a broken heart in the new episode "Game Day." (HDTV) 14 select TV CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 CW 10 10 43 10 Seinfeld "The 43 Jessie "Used 419 210 DISN 46 291 E! ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 173 Secret Code" Karma" (CC) 69 236* 114* 46 E! News (N) 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX GOLF 37 218 401 Men (CC) The Mary Tyler Moore Show The Dick Van Dyke Show ton. Slack-brained buddies crash a scientific experiment. (CC) ture Circuit" (N) (CC) Jeopardy! (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) 53 265* 118* 57 The First 48 "Waterworld" Murder 56 CSI: Miami "Double Jeopardy" Evi- investigation in homeless camp. dence contradicts a trial's verdict. 44* The Blue Planet: Seas of Life 181 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 60 ›› Groundhog Day (1993) Bill Mur- Kim and Kroy's whirlwind romance. ray, Andie MacDowell, Chris Elliott. 45 30 Rock "Plan B" (CC) 30 Rock "I Heart Connecticut" Seinfeld "The Trip" (CC) Community (N) (CC) 30 Rock (N) (Live) (CC) American Idol "1 Voted Off" Contes- tants face elimination. (CC) The First 48 A church keyboardist is gunned down. (CC) The Real Housewives of New Jer- sey "High Tide Low Blow" 30 The Costco Craze: Inside the Mad Money 32 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Erin Burnett OutFront Futurama Fry quits his job. 27 MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Cincinnati Reds. 21 Capitol Hill Hearings Austin & Ally (CC) A.N.T. Farm "bal- let dANTser" The Soup 42 248* 136* 47 Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men › 88 Minutes (2007) Al Pacino. A man must track down the source of a death threat. 24 PGA Tour Golf Navy SEAL becomes the guardian of five siblings. 50 Chopped Three of the four chefs HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE MTV NICK 45 300 171 500 504 303 551 ›› Knight and Day (2010, Action) 51 House Hunters 53 To Be Announced year high-school reunion. (CC) Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz. (CC) International mom swaps lives. (CC) (N) SquarePants 186 Little House on the Prairie The 25- House Hunters A home in Atlanta. 40 ›› The Pacifier (2005) Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham. A make mistakes. 25 2012 NFL Draft From New York. (N) (Live) (CC) 26 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Chopped "Have a Heart" Duck hearts in the second round. ›› Horrible Bosses (2011) Jason Bateman. Three op- pressed workers plot against their employers. (CC) Little House on the Prairie Escaped convicts take hostages. (CC) Selling New York "Center Stage" SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC TMC TNT 40 252* 108* 38 Wife Swap "Browne/Robinson" A diva Wife Swap (CC) 68 331* 160* 58 The Substitute 42 SpongeBob 48 Jail (CC) Ridiculousness Travis Pastrana. SpongeBob SquarePants Jail (CC) 192 256 132 501 ››› The Magnificent Seven (1960, Western) Yul Brynner, Eli Wallach, Steve McQueen. A 6 Auction Kings 160 ›› Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003, Horror) Ray Wise, Jonathan Breck. A 35 Seinfeld "The Pie" Big Easy Justice "The Long Gun" winged creature terrorizes stranded high schoolers. (CC) (CC) Seinfeld "The Voice" (CC) Auction Kings (CC) Auction Kings (CC) man in black recruits hired guns to defend Mexican villagers. (CC) (CC) 49 280* 183* 52 Hoarding: Buried Alive "Not a Safe 535 555 329 591 ›› Circle of Iron (1979, Adventure) Place" A life threatening situation. David Carradine, Jeff Cooper. (CC) TOON 48 297 177 "Dream of Love" Family Guy (CC) Family Guy Peter goes on a date. Auction Kings (CC) Hoarding: Buried Alive Sherry may lose her children and home. (CC) MAD Regular Show "Butt Dial" ›› Windtalkers (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach, Peter Stormare. A Marine protects a Navajo code transmitter in World War II. (CC) Strange Sex (CC) 43 245* 138* 36 NBA Basketball NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Golden State Warriors. (N) (Live) (CC) 41 Adventure Time Adventure Time King of the Hill (CC) TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA VH1 WGN-A - 307 239 28 World's Dumbest... Dumb criminals World's Dumbest... (N) caught on tape. 39 242* 105* 37 NCIS "Family" (CC) The underlying causes. 67 335* 162* 59 Couples Therapy "Childhood Trauma" Couples Therapy - MLB Baseball 30 Rock (CC) Scrubs (CC) Strange Sex (CC) King of the Hill (CC) Not Safe For Work (N) NCIS A Marine captain is murdered. NCIS "Identity Crisis" (CC) Tough Love: New Orleans Tough cases in New Orleans. Scrubs (CC) The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers George Lopez (CC) Selling New York (CC) Swamp People Traffic spoils Troy's hunting grounds. (CC) Randy Jackson Presents: Ameri- ca's Best Dance Crew "Madonna" George Lopez (CC) Big Easy Justice "Into the Dump" Chopped "Own It!" Hearts of palm and rabbit escabeche. Golf Central (N) 19th Hole (N) Little House on the Prairie Sign-lan- guage pupil falls in love. (CC) Making Veep (CC) Selling LA (CC) Selling New York (CC) Swamp People (N) (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Punk'd Hayden Panettiere. (CC) George Lopez (CC) Punk'd "Tyler the Creator" George Lopez (CC) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) ›› Jeepers Creepers (2001, Horror) Gina Philips, Justin Long, Jonathan Breck. A flesh-eating entity pursues sibling college students. The Big Bang Theory (CC) Auction Kings (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) ›› Kings of the Sun (1963, Adventure) Yul Brynner, George Chakiris. In- dian chief attacks, then joins Mayan king fleeing barbarians. (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Auction Kings (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Final Offer The inner workings of col- lective bargaining. (CC) ››› The Messenger (2009, Drama) Ben Foster, Woody Harrelson. A sol- dier gets involved with a fallen comrade's widow. (CC) Strange Sex: The Year's Best The top-10 strangest sex stories. (CC) Inside the NBA (N) (Live) (CC) American Dad (CC) Impractical Jok- ers (N) 'Til Death (CC) 'Til Death (CC) American Dad (CC) Impractical Jokers NCIS A distraught naval officer. Tough Love: New Orleans Dating in the digital age. Strange Sex "Secret Pain" Family Guy "Da- Boom" (CC) Strange Sex (CC) Bones Half-eaten body found. Family Guy "Brian in Love" Top 20 Most Shocking Twenty of the most ill tempered people. In Plain Sight Mary's father returns. Mob Wives "If Books Could Kill" Karen faces harsh critics. (CC) Always Sunny Always Sunny Futurama (CC) April 21 - 27, 2012 Auction Kings (CC) Sweet Genius "Baby Genius" Baby themed chocolate test. 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(N) ›››› Apocalypse Now Redux (2001, War) Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall, Martin Sheen. An Army agent goes upriver in Cambodia to kill a renegade. Wild Russia "Primorye" (CC) The First 48 A man is found dead in his truck's cab. (N) (CC) Wild Russia "Siberia" (CC) ›› You've Got Mail (1998, Romance-Comedy) Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Parker Posey. Two bitter business rivals conduct an online love affair. Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding The Costco Craze: Inside the Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama (CC) Futurama Bender goes into hiding. The Vampire Diaries Damon and Meredith plan their next move. (N) Khloe and Lamar "PTSD" The Costco Craze: Inside the Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Futurama (CC) South Park (CC) Tosh.0 (CC) Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. SaberCats The Secret Circle "Traitor" A crystal is stolen. (N) (CC) My Babysitter's a Vampire (2010) Matthew Knight. A teen learns that his beautiful baby sitter is a vampire. 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(CC) NBC Action News at 11pm How I Met Your Mother (CC) Tonight Show With Jay Leno 30 Rock "Hard Ball" (CC) The First 48 "Ultimate Price" A robber kills a good Samaritan. (CC) Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast