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tonight'spicks 30 - 198 THURSDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H "Stars myTV-20.2 285 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) and Stripe" Michael Emerson MNT-21 13 21 21 13 The Office "Did I 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 A&E 24 30 24 20 AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* The Vampire Diaries 8 p.m. on (CW) Damon and Stefan (Ian Somer- halder, Paul Wesley) bring Elena, Caroline and Matt (Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Zach Roerig) in on their latest plan to take down Klaus (Joseph Morgan). Bonnie (Kat Graham) is forced to work on a spell for Klaus after he threatens some- one she loves. Stefan's turmoil brings him into a dangerous confrontation with Klaus and a heartbreaking one with Elena in the new episode "The Murder of One." Person of Interest 9 p.m. on (CBS-12) Finch and Reese (Michael Em- erson, Jim Caviezel) have their work cut out for them when the Machine hands them a strange case: a person who is appar- ently leading two lives but hasn't left a digital footprint in either one. Brett Cullen ("The Gates") and Rhys Coiro ("A Gifted Man") guest star in the new epi- sode "Identity Crisis." (HDTV) Awake 10 p.m. on (NBC-24) An FBI agent (Megan Dodds) questions Britten's (Jason Isaacs) methods in tracking down a pre- sumed-dead serial killer. Hannah (Laura Allen) considers moving to Oregon and going back to school, while Lee and Evans (B.D. Wong, Cherry Jones) think a move out of Los Angeles might do Britten good as well. Laura Innes ("ER") guest stars in the new episode "Oregon." (HDTV) 14 select TV CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 DISN 46 291 E! ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 419 210 173 Stutter?" (CC) (N) (CC) Men (CC) The Insider (N) (CC) Missing "Ice Queen" Becca receives a surprise visitor. (N) (CC) Grey's Anatomy "All You Need Is Love" Celebrating Valentine's Day. California's Gold (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Great Performances "The Thomashefskys: Music and Memories of a Life in the Yiddish Theater" American Yiddish theater. (N) (CC) Extra (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (N) (CC) The Mary Tyler Moore Show Rules of Engage- ment (N) The Dick Van Dyke Show ›› Son of the Pink Panther (1993, Comedy) Roberto Benigni, Herbert Lom. Clouseau's illegitimate son aids a kidnapped princess. (CC) The Office (CC) Without a Trace "Confidence" Disap- pearance during a party. (CC) Jeopardy! (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) 53 265* 118* 57 The First 48 "Mother and Child" A 56 CSI: Miami "Bait" A murdered woman corrections officer is shot in bed. becomes shark food. (CC) 44* American Stuffers (CC) real estate listing. Community (N) (CC) 30 Rock (CC) American Idol "1 of 9 Voted Off" The contestants face elimination. The First 48 "Blood Alley; Bad Deal" A drug deal turns deadly. American Stuffers (N) 181 Shahs of Sunset Shahs of Sunset Mike gets a new 60 30 Apocalypse 2012 32 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) 45 30 Rock Jenna's mother visits. CW 10 10 43 10 Seinfeld "The 43 Austin & Ally Label Maker" (CC) 69 236* 114* 46 E! News (N) 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX GOLF 37 218 HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE MTV NICK 45 300 171 30 Rock (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Shake It Up! "Shrink It Up" 25 College Basketball 26 Women's College NFL Live (N) (CC) 40 Gymnastics ›› Miss Congeniality (2000) Sandra Bullock. A clumsy FBI agent goes under cover at a beauty pageant. 50 Chopped "Prickly Situation" Competi- 42 248* 136* 47 How I Met 401 500 504 303 551 tors discover a spiny surprise. How I Met teacher comes home from war. International 24 PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, First Round. 186 Little House on the Prairie A 51 House Hunters 53 Modern History House Hunters (CC) SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC 49 280* 183* TMC TNT TOON 48 297 177 40 252* 108* 38 Wife Swap "Fulco/Samel-Garloff" Mu- 68 331* 160* 58 Jersey Shore (CC) 42 House of Anubis 48 Jail The jails of sicians trade lives with activists. (CC) Austin, Texas. 160 192 256 132 501 35 Seinfeld "The Junior Mint" SpongeBob SquarePants Jail The jails of San Diego, Calif. ›› Alexander (2004) Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer. (CC) Seinfeld "The Wig Master" 6 Dual Survivor (CC) 52 20/20 on TLC A 6-year-old boy goes missing. (N) (CC) 535 555 329 591 ›› Burke & Hare (2010, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Andy Serkis. TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA 39 242* 105* VH1 67 335* 162* WGN-A - 307 239 28 World's Dumbest... A base-jumper; moronic motorcyclists. Court Life La La's Full Court Life - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront Futurama (CC) Futurama Fry quits his job. The Vampire Diaries Damon and Stefan devise a plan. (N) (CC) A.N.T. Farm "pa- tANT pending" The Soup Person of Interest Reese and Finch face a challenging case. (CC) The Bob Newhart Show That Girl "Many Happy Returns" Without a Trace "Prodigy" Violinist disappears after rehearsal. (CC) The Office (CC) Up All Night "Let- ting Go" (N) Touch A homeless man is obsessed with numbers. (N) (CC) The First 48 "Tiny Dancers; Right Hand Man" (N) (CC) ›› Swordfish (2001, Suspense) John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry. An ex-con computer hacker is pulled into a high-tech heist. (CC) American Stuffers (N) The Real Housewives of Atlanta Kandi returns to Nashville. ››› The Rookie (2002, Drama) Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths, Jay Hernandez. A middle-aged pitcher makes it to the Major Leagues. Fat & Fatter The price of obesity. Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama "In-A- Gadda-Da-Leela" 27 Israeli Bask. UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: Teams to Be Announced. 21 Capitol Hill Hearings The Secret Circle A witch hunter ar- rives with a message. (N) (CC) Futurama Fry's sneezes. (CC) Movies Private Practice Bringing Erica to Seattle Grace. (CC) Independent Lens Alzheimer's & Other Dementia Care Unit. (N) The Mentalist Investigating a casino employee's death. (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) The Odd Couple (CC) ›› Curse of the Pink Panther (1983, Comedy) Ted Wass, David Niven, Robert Wagner. World's worst detective seeks Inspector Clouseau. (CC) Ten O'clock News (N) (CC) Awake "Oregon" Detective Britten becomes a suspect. (N) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) The First 48: Missing Persons (N) (CC) American Stuffers (N) The Real Housewives of Atlanta Kim welcomes Kroy home. The Singing Bee Apocalypse 2012 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) South Park (CC) Tosh.0 (CC) Clubhouse Cops Phoenix: carjacking arrest. Lemonade Mouth (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler, Adam Hicks, Hayley Kiyoko. Five high-school students form a music group. (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) MMA Live (N) Chopped "Chard & True" Eight-armed mystery ingredient. Little House on the Prairie Charles wants to sell the farm. (CC) ››› Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) Michael Cera. A slacker contends with his new girlfriend's exes. Selling New York "Sales Partners" Swamp People Jersey Shore (CC) My Wife and Kids (CC) Jail (CC) Family Guy Peter has a stroke. My Wife and Kids (CC) Jail (CC) Family Guy Meg gets a makeover. Dual Survivor (CC) First Week In A teen fears retribution from inmates. (CC) Selling New York (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Dunks of the Year (CC) Chopped "Sound the Alarm!" Four firefighters battle. Little House on the Prairie A man and wife claim to be on a mission. REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (CC) Selling LA "If You Build It" Life's Too Short "Episode 6" Selling New York (CC) Swamp People (N) Jersey Shore (CC) George Lopez (CC) George Lopez (CC) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) ››› Troy (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) ›› Ice Station Zebra (1968, Suspense) Rock Hudson, Ernest Borgnine, Patrick McGoohan. An American sub searches for a downed Soviet satellite. (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Dual Survivor (CC) First Week In Three new inmates struggle to adapt. (CC) The Original Latin Kings of Comedy (2002) With Paul Rodriguez, George Lopez, Joey Medina. Regular Show King of the Hill (CC) Impractical Jokers Scrubs (CC) Impractical Jokers 30 Rock (CC) Impractical Jokers 37 NCIS The body of a sailor is found. NCIS "UnSEALed" (CC) 59 La La's Full Behind the Music "Nelly" Hip hop artist Nelly's rise to stardom. (CC) Scrubs (CC) The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers 43 245* 138* 36 NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Los Angeles Lakers. (N) (Live) (CC) 41 Adventure Time Adventure Time MAD King of the Hill (CC) Impractical Jokers NCIS "Dead Man Talking" (CC) Behind the Music "T-Pain" The rise of T-Pain. (N) (CC) 'Til Death (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Dual Survivor (CC) First Week In An attorney faces con- tempt charges. (CC) A Kiss of Chaos (2009) Adam Rodriguez, Michael K. Williams. An artist's life turn more chaotic. (CC) Inside the NBA (N) (Live) (CC) American Dad (CC) Impractical Jok- ers (N) American Dad (CC) Impractical Jok- ers (N) NCIS "Missing" (CC) Movies That Rock Capitol Hill Hearings 'Til Death "Joy Ride" (CC) Good Luck Char- lie (CC) Ice Loves Coco › The Hot Chick (2002, Comedy) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris, Matthew Lawrence. A cheerleader and a man switch bodies via magic earrings. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) ››› Pretty Woman (1990, Romance-Comedy) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, Ralph Bellamy. A corporate raider hires a hooker to act as a business escort. Sweet Genius "Magic Genius" Choc- olate desserts with cheese. (N) LPGA Tour Golf Frasier "Detour" (CC) House Hunters (N) (CC) Frasier Frasier reminisces. Game of Thrones "Fire and Blood" A new king rises in the north. (CC) House Hunters International (N) Mudcats "Tempting Fate" The pres- sure is put on the teams left. ›› The Bodyguard (1992, Drama) Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston, Gary Kemp. A bodyguard falls for the singer- actress he must protect. (CC) Punk'd (N) (CC) The Pauly D Proj- ect (N) That '70s Show (CC) That '70s Show (CC) 'Til Death "Inde- pendent Action" Austin & Ally (CC) Chelsea Lately (N) That '70s Show "You Shook Me" Shake It Up! "Shrink It Up" E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. From New Orleans. (Taped) (CC) The 700 Club (CC) Sweet Genius "Dancing Genius" Cookie and cheese in a dessert. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men › What Happens in Vegas (2008) Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher. Golf Central (N) 19th Hole (N) Frasier "Good- night, Seattle" House Hunters (CC) Frasier Martin's wedding. (CC) Real Sex Sexual lifestyles are ex- plored. (CC) House Hunters International Hardcore History (CC) Wife Swap "Adams/Hess" A family has 29 pets. (CC) I Just Want My Pants Back (N) Friends (CC) MMA Uncen- sored Live (N) Conan (N) ›› Dirigible (1931, Drama) Jack Holt, Ralph Graves, Fay Wray. Members of an expedition to the South Pole become stranded. ›› The Viking (1931) Premiere. Dual Survivor (CC) First Week In Three new inmates struggle to adapt. (CC) › The Collector (2009) Josh Stew- art, Michael Reilly Burke. (CC) Bones "The Man in the Outhouse" Family Guy "Pe- ter's Progress" The Wiener's Circle Family Guy (CC) The Wiener's Circle In Plain Sight (CC) 'Til Death (CC) Always Sunny Always Sunny Futurama (CC) March 24 - 30, 2012 Punk'd (CC) Friends (CC) Repo Games ›› Cyclops (2008, Fantasy) Eric Roberts, Frida Farrell. (CC) The Real House- wives of Atlanta March 29, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) (CC) Nightline (N) (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) The Twilight Zone (CC) It's Always Sunny in Phila. NBC Action News at 11pm How I Met Your Mother (CC) Late Show With David Letterman Perry Mason (CC) › Trail of the Pink Panther (1982) Peter Sellers, David Niven. (CC) American Dad "Helping Handis" Tonight Show With Jay Leno 30 Rock "Plan B" (CC) The First 48: Missing Persons A suicidal mother goes missing. (CC) ››› WarGames (1983, Suspense) Matthew Broderick, Dabney Coleman, Ally Sheedy. A teenage computer whiz nearly begins World War III. (CC) American Stuffers Watch What Hap- pens: Live The Singing Bee Paid Program Paid Program Erin Burnett OutFront The Daily Show With Jon Stewart The Colbert Re- port (N) (CC) SportsNet Cent Chronicle Live Bay area sports talk. Tabatha Takes Over Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast