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ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) PBS-9 9 9 9 9 Classic Gospel Special: Tent CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Whacked Out Whacked Out myTV-20.2 285 NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 MNT-21 13 21 21 13 How I Met/Mother How I Met/Mother Bones Wendell loses his scholarship. 4 Wheel of Fortune Jeopardy! (CC) 2 The Closer "Smells Like Murder" 30 24 30 - 24 20 A&E 53 265* 118* AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 CNN 55 202 129* 208 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 CSPN 23 350 200 419 CW 10 10 43 10 Seinfeld (CC) DISN 46 291 E! ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 GOLF 37 218 69 236* 114* 46 The Voice "The Battles, Week 2" 140 144 210 173 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX 401 HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE 40 252* 108* MTV 68 331* 160* NICK 45 300 171 57 Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars 56 ››› Die Hard With a Vengeance (CC) ››› Die Hard (1988) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC) 44* Must Love Cats "Cat Crazy in Japan" Must Love Cats (N) 181 The Celebrity Apprentice (CC) ¡Q'Viva! The Chosen "Episode Three" A percussion group in Argentina. (N) Harry's Law (CC) 45 It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny The Comedy Central Roast Actor Charlie Sheen. (CC) 27 NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Utah Jazz. (N) Warriors Post. SportsNet Central Warriors Central Clubhouse 21 Washington This Week 60 ›› Road House (1989, Action) Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch. (CC) 30 Debt Do Us Part 32 CNN Newsroom (N) Princess "Nicole" American Greed 43 A.N.T. Farm "america needs talANT" Seinfeld (CC) 500 504 303 551 Boxing Matthew Macklin vs. Sergio Martinez, Middleweights. (N) (Live) (CC) 51 House Hunters Hunters Int'l Dream Home Dear Genevieve 53 Swamp People "No Guts, No Gator" 38 ›› Trapped (2002) Charlize Theron. 58 True Life "I'm Eloping" Eloping. 42 Victorious (CC) SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC 49 280* 183* TMC 177 TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA 39 242* 105* VH1 67 335* 162* TNT 43 245* 138* TOON 48 297 192 256 132 501 ›››› The Magnificent Ambersons (1942) Joseph Cotten. ›› Presenting Lily Mars (1943, Musical) Judy Garland, Van Heflin. (CC) 6 Dual Survival "Frozen Plains" (CC) 52 Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (CC) 535 555 329 591 ›› Holy Rollers ›› Peep World (2010, Comedy) Michael C. Hall. (CC) 36 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament 41 Garfield Gets Real (2007, Comedy) Voices of Jason Marsden, Frank Welker. 28 World's Dumbest... 37 NCIS "Eye Spy" (CC) Leverage "The Experimental Job" Top 20 Most Shocking WGN-A - 307 239 - NBA Basketball News at Nine 59 ›› Jeepers Creepers (2001, Horror) Gina Philips, Justin Long. 30 Rock (CC) ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Kickin' It (CC) CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Punk'd (CC) myTV-20.2 285 MNT-21 13 21 21 13 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 ME-TV-12.2 - - - - Get Smart (CC) Get Smart (CC) Car 54, Where... Car 54, Where... Honey West Honey West 198 ›› Innocent Lies (1995) (CC) SATURDAY LATENIGHT Access Hollywood (N) (CC) 30 24 30 - 24 20 A&E 53 265* 118* AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* CMT 66 327* 166* CNN COM 70 249* 107* DISN 181 ›› The Game Plan (2007) (CC) 55 202 200 32 CNN Newsroom (N) 57 Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Bosley...Hair Paid Program You Breathe! Paid Program 56 ››› Die Hard 2 ››› Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995, Action) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons, Samuel L. Jackson. (CC) 44* Must Love Cats 4 Law & Order "Prince of Darkness" 2 Shepherd's Chapel Shepherd's Chapel 60 Bayou Billion Bayou Billion Bayou Billion Bayou Billion Paid Program Paid Program Piers Morgan Tonight The Real Housewives of Atlanta Shahs of Sunset Must Love Cats CSNBA 33 696 419 27 NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Utah Jazz. CW 10 10 43 10 School of Life (2005) (CC) 46 291 173 43 Austin & Ally 45 The Comedy Central Roast Actor Charlie Sheen. E! 69 236* 114* ESPN ESPN2 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX 42 248* 136* GOLF HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE 40 252* 108* MTV 68 331* 160* NICK 35 209 144 26 NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: St. Patrick's Day 300. 40 ››› Coraline (2009), Teri Hatcher Take It Off! 50 Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Iron Chef America 47 Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Archer 34 206 140 25 SportsCenter (CC) 37 218 401 24 LPGA Tour Golf SportsCenter (CC) 500 504 303 551 ›› Green Lantern (2011) Ryan Reynolds. (CC) 53 Swamp People "Monster Marsh" SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC 49 280* 183* TMC TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA 39 242* 105* VH1 67 335* 162* WGN-A - 307 239 TNT 43 245* 138* TOON 186 The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Frasier (CC) Paid Program Jillian Michaels Golf Central Frasier (CC) Archer 58 Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory Rob & Big (CC) Rob & Big (CC) Rob & Big (CC) Rob & Big (CC) Rob & Big (CC) 45 300 171 42 That '70s Show That '70s Show Hates Chris My Wife & Kids My Wife & Kids George Lopez George Lopez The Nanny (CC) The Nanny (CC) TBA 48 ››› The Rock (1996, Action) 38 Home Invasion (2011) Haylie Duff. ››› Abducted (2007, Drama) Sarah Wynter, Andrew Walker. (CC) Swamp People "Avenged" (CC) 160 Leprechaun's Revenge (2012, Horror) Billy Zane, William Devane. Repo Games 535 555 329 591 Spike (2008) 48 297 177 41 Durarara Repo Games 192 256 132 501 ›› Little Orvie ›› Father's Son (1941) John Litel. MGM Parade 6 Alaska: The Last Frontier (CC) 52 Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (CC) Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program › Albino Farm (2009, Horror) Chris Jericho. (CC) Law & Order "Born Again" Dual Survival "Frozen Plains" Paid Program 28 World's Dumbest... March 17 - 23, 2012 36 › Biker Boyz (2003, Action) (CC) Kekkaishi 37 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 59 Bsktb Wives - ›› The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) Hilary Duff, Adam Lamberg. (CC) Basketball Wives T.I. and Tiny Fooly Cooly Cowboy Bebop Big O World's Dumbest... WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Scudder Repo Games Paid Program Best Pillow Ever! WEN Hair Care Nopalea with 35 ›› Con Air (1997) Nicolas Cage. ›› The Legend of Zorro (2005, Adventure) Antonio Banderas, Catherine Zeta-Jones. (CC) Bosley...Hair Hair Removal Forensic Files Forensic Files Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program I Love Jenni "Drop It Like It's Hot" Paid Program Show Us Sexy Paid Program BodyMakovr Behind the Music "Pitbull" (CC) Tomorrow's Blubberella (2011, Comedy) Lindsay Hollister. (CC) Law & Order "The Fire This Time" Ghost Jump Start Law & Order "Gunplay" Bleach Fullmetal Alch. Durarara Inuyasha Paid Program Amazing Facts Key of David The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers › Leprechaun 2 (1994, Horror) Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath. (CC) ››› The Human Comedy (1943) Mickey Rooney, Frank Morgan. (CC) Paid Program Repo Games Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program BodyMakovr Married... With Married... With Married... With ›› Goodbye, My Lady (1956) Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program Monster Man "Seeing Double" ›› Alive (1993) Ethan Hawke, Vincent Spano. (CC) Law & Order "Bad Faith" Get Ripped! Paid Program Paid Program Sexy in Minutes! 51 House Hunters Hunters Int'l House Hunters Hunters Int'l Dream Home Dear Genevieve Paid Program Cindy Crawford Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Mel Brooks and Dick Cavett ››› Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Saving Face Frasier (CC) Golf Central Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) I Love Lucy Swamp People "Treebreaker 2" 46 Fashion Star The contestants create signature items. A.N.T. Farm (CC) Lost Tapes ›› Beer League (2006, Comedy) Artie Lange, Ralph Macchio. (CC) CNN Sunday Morning (N) › City of Fear (1959, Suspense) Vince Edwards, John Archer. Kardashian Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Brazil Bum Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Take It Off! SportsCenter (CC) The Fab Five (CC) The Luck of the Irish (2001) Ryan Merriman. (CC) The Soup Punk'd (CC) Whacked Out In Wine Country In Wine Country In Wine Country Inside Edition Whacked Out Steps in Stone; Hands on Science Hellenist in Kentucky Shepherd's Chapel Lost Tapes Lost Tapes › Jet Attack (1958) John Agar, Audrey Totter. (CC) Encounters 1 Min. Makeup WEN Hair Care Brazil Butt Lift New Keurig CMT Music Lost Tapes Comedy Central Paid Program Men's Triverex Sanjay Gupta CNN Sunday Morning (N) SportsNet Cent Paid Program Paid Program Light-Therapy Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ›› Sirocco (1951, Adventure) Humphrey Bogart, Marta Toren. Kardashian WEN Hair Care 1 Min. Makeup Perfect Butts! Sheer Cover SportsCenter (CC) Unsupervised Unsupervised Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Frasier (CC) Nopalea with Brazil Bum Golf Central Get Ripped! How to Drive I Love Lucy Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) CMT Music Encounters ›› UHF (1989, Comedy) Weird Al Yankovic, Victoria Jackson. (CC) Punk'd (CC) Bat Masterson Bat Masterson Beverly Sumo Sumos NCIS The severed leg of a corpse. Scrubs (CC) Alaska: The Last Frontier (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (CC) Spike (2008, Fantasy) Edward Gusts. Premiere. (CC) Leverage "The Office Job" (CC) God, Devil & Bob King of the Hill World's Dumbest... Alaska: The Last Frontier (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (N) NCIS A sniper kills Marine recruiters. Jersey Shore United housemates. Old Christine Scrubs (CC) 48 ›› Jurassic Park III (2001) Sam Neill. ››› The Rock (1996, Action) Sean Connery. Premiere. Alcatraz Island terrorists threaten to gas San Francisco. 160 › Leprechaun 3 (1995, Horror) Warwick Davis, John Gatins. (CC) 35 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Victorious (CC) Victorious (CC) How to Rock (N) Bucket, Skinner iCarly (CC) Home Invasion (2011, Suspense) Haylie Duff, Lisa Sheridan. Premiere. (CC) True Life Swamp People "Divide to Conquer" Swamp People "Monster Marsh" Jersey Shore (CC) 42 248* 136* 47 ›› Hancock (2008, Action) Will Smith. ›› Step Brothers (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Richard Jenkins. ››› Role Models (2008, Comedy) Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd. 24 PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, Third Round. 186 Honeymoon for One (2011) (CC) 40 ››› Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. ››› Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. 50 Diners, Drive 25 College Wrestling SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) 26 College GameDay (CC) Diners, Drive › The Hot Chick (2002, Comedy) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris. Premiere. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) House "Unfaithful" (CC) Shake It Up! SEC Storied Diners, Drive So Random! (CC) Austin & Ally Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Chasing Leprechauns (2012) Adrian Pasdar, Amy Huberman. Premiere. (CC) Color Splash (N) NBA Tonight (N) The Announcement Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Golf Central (N) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Toshiba Classic, Second Round. 2 Days: Portrait ›› Green Lantern (2011) Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. Premiere. (CC) House Hunters Hunters Int'l Swamp People "Avenged" (CC) Interiors Inc (N) Leprechaun's Revenge (2012, Horror) Billy Zane, William Devane. Premiere. Alaska: The Last Frontier (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (N) King of the Hill World's Dumbest... ››› Abducted (2007, Drama) Sarah Wynter, Andrew Walker. (CC) Jersey Shore Mike starts a rumor. That '70s Show That '70s Show Friends (CC) Ridiculousness CNN Presents "72 Hours Under Fire" The Suze Orman Show (CC) Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) House Teen has genetic mosaicism. Jessie (CC) Washington This Week Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar The Soup SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Jessie (CC) Jessie (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The Closer "Maternal Instincts" (CC) Ten O'clock News (N) (CC) The Real Housewives of Atlanta (N) ›› The Game Plan (2007, Comedy) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Madison Pettis. Premiere. (CC) Bayou Billionaires My Big Redneck Vacation (N) (CC) Debt Do Us Part Too Cute! "Kitten Cottonballs" (N) Too Cute! "Kitten Dolls" (CC) Alcatraz A violent man returns. (CC) Bayou Billionaires My Big Redneck Vacation (CC) Princess "Nicole" Get Ripped! SportsNet Central World Poker Tour: Season 10 That '70s Show That '70s Show Cheaters (CC) Jessie (CC) CNN Presents "72 Hours Under Fire" Tosh.0 (CC) Austin & Ally SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Iron Chef America "Morimoto vs. Tila" SATURDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. Wipeout (CC) ME-TV-12.2 - - - - The Green Hornet The Green Hornet The Green Hornet The Green Hornet The Green Hornet The Green Hornet ›› The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942, Horror) Lon Chaney, Cedric Hardwicke. 198 Conquest of the Planet of the Apes ›› Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann (1982) Fred Ward. (CC) John Tesh Big Band Live Big band music. Criminal Minds "The Eyes Have It" 20/20 "My Extreme Affliction" (N) (CC) Criminal Minds "Fear and Loathing" Bones "The Signs in the Silence" The Firm "Chapter Eleven" (N) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (CC) News (N) (CC) ›› Traces of Red (1992, Mystery) James Belushi, Lorraine Bracco. (CC) It's Always Sunny Hates Chris News Movies Joe Bonamassa: Beacon Theatre -- Live From New York Austin City Limits "Widespread Panic" Nature (Part 2 of 2) (CC) (DVS) Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter News (N) Comedy.TV (CC) Saturday Night Live (CC) March 17, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 12 AM 12:30 Lose 30lbs Brothers & Sisters "Leap of Faith" Daryl's House New Girl (CC) ››› Die Hard 2 (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. (CC) Too Cute! "Kitten Cottonballs" Celebrity Makeup Heads-Up Poker Piers Morgan Tonight Dane Cook: ISolated INcident (CC) SportsNet Central NBA Basketball Chelsea Lately Fashion Police School of Life (2005) David Paymer. Shake It Up! SportsCenter (CC) ››› Coraline (2009), Teri Hatcher Diners, Drive College GameDay (CC) Chasing Leprechauns (2012) Adrian Pasdar, Amy Huberman, Terry Byrne. (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Luck Ace and Claire tour a horse farm. ›› Green Lantern House Hunters Hunters Int'l Color Splash NCAA Basketball Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory ›› Con Air (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack. (CC) ›› Penrod and Sam (1937, Comedy) Billy Mauch. (CC) Alaska: The Last Frontier (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (CC) ››› The Rock (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. ›› Leprechaun (1992, Horror) Warwick Davis, Jennifer Aniston. (CC) Ridiculousness Friends (CC) ›› Into the Blue (2005, Adventure) Paul Walker, Jessica Alba, Scott Caan. (CC) › Biker Boyz (2003), Derek Luke (CC) Family Guy (CC) Aqua Teen › Albino Farm (2009, Horror) Chris Jericho. (CC) Metalocalypse Forensic Files NCIS Naval officers targeted. (CC) Jersey Shore (CC) Old Christine * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. › City of Fear (1959) Vince Edwards, John Archer. Movies It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny 'Til Death (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Jersey Shore Pauly has a stalker. March 17, 2012 1 AM 1:30 2 AM 2:30 3 AM 3:30 4 AM 4:30 5 AM 5:30 (Off Air) ›› Sirocco (1951, Adventure) Humphrey Bogart, Marta Toren. The Rogues Car 54, Where... Phil Silvers ›› Little Orvie (1940) John Sheffield. Alaska: The Last Frontier (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (CC) Spike (2008) Edward Gusts. (CC) Forensic Files Top 20 Most Shocking Bleach (N) 'Til Death (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Stevie TV Basketball Wives Mad About You tonight'spicks Chasing Leprechauns Bassmasters From Shreveport, La. Take It Off! Best Pillow Ever! Paid Program 8 p.m., 10 p.m. on (HALL) Adrian Pasdar and Amy Huber- man star in this new comedy- drama about a mineral company executive sent to a small town in Ireland to oversee the construction of a new copper plant. But when he gets there, he finds the locals resistant to the project going for- ward — because it will disturb the leprechauns who live on the land. (HDTV) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Beyond Today 9 p.m. on (TLC) The two-part report "Conduct Unbecoming" revisits the case of a high-ranking Canadian military officer, Col. Russell Williams, who had a secret life as a criminal that encompassed home break-ins, lin- gerie theft and ultimately murder. Reporter Keith Morrison recalls how investigators linked the crime wave to Williams through his tire tracks and photos on his home computer. (HDTV) © Tribune Media Services select TV 3 Fullmetal Alch. Swamp People "Treebreaker 2" (CC) Swamp People "Divide to Conquer" Home Invasion (2011) Haylie Duff. (CC) Ridiculousness Friends (CC) Interiors Inc (CC) Ridiculousness Friends (CC) Unsupervised Unsupervised LPGA Tour Golf Diners, Drive So Random! (CC) Parking Wars ›› The Game Plan (2007) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Bayou Billionaires Bayou Billionaires Too Cute! "Kitten Dolls" (CC) Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea ›› Innocent Lies (1995, Mystery) (CC) Punk'd (CC) Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast