Today's Entertainment

Thursdaymovies 12:00 p.m. COM "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" ››› Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter. Two dopey dudes go back in time to fetch Beethoven, Napoleon and other biggies for a history project. (2hr) HBO "Independence Day" ››› Will Smith, Bill Pullman. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15- THURSDAY, MARCH 15 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 Friends Wild Kratts mile-wide alien ships zap Earth's major cities. (2hr30) 1:05 p.m. STARZ "Ulee's Gold" ››› Peter Fonda, Patricia Richardson. A beekeeper looks for the missing wife of his jailed son but encounters thugs. (2hr5) 1:10 p.m. ENC "The Social Network" ››› Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield. Six years after creating Facebook in his dorm room, Mark Zuckerberg becomes a billionaire, but his great success leads to personal and legal complications. (2hr5) 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 Friends Rick Steves' Europe 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 How I Met Your Mother World News America Every Woman The Flying Nun Hogan's Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P Anderson TBN 260 372 Spring Praise-A-Thon 'Til Death M A&E 118 265 The First 48 ∂ AMC 130 254 CSI: Miami ≤ ANPL 184 282 Wild Wild 'Til Death Frasier Scrubs 3:30 p.m. FAM "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" ››› Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. An orphan attends a school of witchcraft and wizardry and pieces together the mystery of his parents' deaths. (3hr30) 4:15 p.m. MAX "Bull Durham" ››› Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon. A literary baseball groupie romances a pitcher and a catcher on a minor-league North Carolina team. (1hr50) 7:00 p.m. FAM "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" ››› Daniel 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons American Dad Family Guy 30 Rock "Cougars" Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News WSBT News Seinfeld The First 48 "Waterworld" CSI: Miami "Losing Face" John King, USA 7 PM Access Hol- lywood The Big Bang Theory 7:30 Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. The young wizard and his best friends investigate a dark force that is terrorizing their school, Hogwarts. (4hr) 8:00 p.m. AMC "Under Siege" ››› Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones. Two military madmen hijack a nuclear-armed Navy battleship with a SEAL commando on board as a cook. (2hr30) HBO "Cedar Rapids" ››› Ed Helms, John C. Reilly. Three veteran attendees guide a sheltered insurance agent through a life-altering weekend at an Iowa convention. (1hr30) MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 Inside Edition Community 30 Rock The Big Bang Theory 9 PM The Office "Get the Girl" 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) The Vampire Diaries "1912" Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons Family Ties IBA News From Israel ABC57 News at 7P Entertainment Tonight Two and a Half Men American Idol The contestants face elimination. Lester Sumrall Live From Studio B Missing "Pilot" A former CIA operative's son disappears. Steven and Chris Behind Raymond Raymond Without a Trace The First 48 The First 48 CSI: Miami ª BET 124 329 The Parkers The Parkers 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live "Top 10 Countdown" [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 Situation Room O COM 107 249 Sunny River Monsters: Unhooked The Haunted Mad Money South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep 30 Rock E CSNCH 665 NBA Basketball: Heat at Bulls 1 CSPAN 210 350 U.S. House of Representatives D DISC 182 278 MythBusters Khloe B ESPN 140 206 (4:00) College GameDay (N) C ESPN2 144 209 SportsNation (N) R DISN 172 290 Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Phineas, Ferb Wizards N E! 114 236 Khloe Cash Cab Cash Cab MythBusters Khloe Khloe SportsCenter (N) (Live) NFL32 (N) æ FAM 180 311 (3:30) Movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone V FNC 205 360 The Five Special Report ∞ FOOD 110 231 Best Dishes Home C'king Chopped "Squashed" P FX 137 248 (4:00) Movie Baby Mama ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons "The First Day" I HGTV 112 229 First Place H HIST 120 269 Swamp People F LIFE 108 252 Dance Moms First Place Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ¥ NBCSN 151 608 Red Bull Signature Series ? NICK 170 299 Kung Fu Swamp People Dance Moms PoliticsNation L OXY 127 612 America's Next Top Model Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Q SPIKE 168 262 Jail Project Runway All Stars Hardball Chris Matthews SpongeBob iCarly Jail Jail 6 TBS 139 247 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament J TLC 183 280 48 Hours: Hard Evidence T TNT 138 245 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament @ TOON 176 296 Level Up Regular Show MAD NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Victorious Jail 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Gumball > TVLAND 106 301 Bonanza Hoss claims he saw leprechaun. S USA 105 242 Burn Notice (550) HBO 300 501 (4:15) Movie The In Crowd (562) MAX 310 512 (4:15) Movie Bull Durham (575) SHOW 318 537 Movie To Be Announced NCIS "Double Identity" 3 WGN-A 239 307 Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock (517) ENC 340 526 ›› Final Destination 2 ('03) Ali Larter. M*A*S*H 30 Rock Jail Jail Project Runway All Stars The Ed Show Jail Friends Jail Project Runway All Stars Tred Barta Hunt/Big Fish City Fishing Ultimate Fish Charlie How to Rock SpongeBob Friends (:45) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) Doctors Behind Bars The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Friends Friends iMPACT Wrestling (N) Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up First Week In "Fresh Meat" (:15) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) Advent. Time Advent. Time MAD Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern ± TRUTV 204 246 To Be Announced M*A*S*H NCIS "Jurisdiction" Funniest Home Videos ›› High School High ('96) Jon Lovitz. › Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son ('11, Comedy) (:05) ›› Unknown ('11) Liam Neeson, Diane Kruger. (:35) ›› Extraordinary Measures ('10) Brendan Fraser. (533) STARZ 350 520 (:05) ›› Astro Boy ('09) Voices of Freddie Highmore. (:15) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) M*A*S*H ››› Tin Cup ('96, Comedy) Kevin Costner, Rene Russo, Cheech Marin. Friends Friends (:15) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) First Week In Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King NCIS "Guilty Pleasure" NCIS "Moonlighting" ››› Cedar Rapids ('11) Ed Helms. The Hollywood Complex ('10, Documentary) (6:50) ›› The Green Hornet ('11) Seth Rogen, Jay Chou. 14 The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice • Saturday, March 10-Friday, March 16, 2012 ›››› Platoon ('86, War) Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe. Bad Girls of Comedy 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament NCIS "Obsession" How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine ›› Country Strong ('10) Gwyneth Paltrow, Tim McGraw. Too Short Game of Thrones ›› Battle: Los Angeles ('11) Aaron Eckhart. Top Gear "Supercars" The Ed Show Friends MMA Friends Jail First Week In "Fresh Meat" Regular Show King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Bizarre Foods/Zimmern (:45) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) Bourdain: No Reservations The Layover "Singapore" King Suits "Pilot" 30 Rock Scrubs ››› The Social Network ('10, Drama) Jesse Eisenberg. ›› Knight and Day ('10) Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz. Shameless Monica returns. Real Sex Xtra Cathouse Comedy › Resident Evil: Afterlife Basketball E! News SportsCenter Special (N) (Live) SportsNation The Kudlow Report Erin Burnett OutFront 30 Rock MAX "Platoon" ›››› Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe. Two sergeants and a private join others lost in war along the 1967 Cambodian border. (2hr) 9:30 p.m. NBCSN "Tin Cup" ››› Kevin Costner, Rene Russo. A curvy customer and a smarmy golf-pro pal motivate a down-and-out Texas driving-range owner to try for the U.S. Open. (2hr30) 10:00 p.m. BET "Boyz N the Hood" ››› Larry Fishburne, Ice Cube. Three boys become men, one guided by his father, in their 9:30 10 PM Up All Night "Baby Fever" The Secret Circle Melissa intro- duces Diana to a new guy. Magic Moments: The Best of 50s Pop Musicians perform. The Harvest Show News and music. Grey's Anatomy Cristina becomes more suspicious. Dr. Phil Joel Osteen Prince Without a Trace The First 48 ››› Under Siege ('92, Action) Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones. The Haunted Infested! "Under Siege" ›› All About the Benjamins ('02) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. Walt: The Man Behind the Myth Anderson Cooper 360 Futurama Futurama Chicago Trib. NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at New York Islanders. (N) (Live) Capitol Hill Hearings Alaska: The Last Frontier E:60 (N) The Dewey Bozella Story (N) E:60 (N) Chopped "Get It Together!" Property Chopped Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama Futurama So Random! The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl The Soup Ice-Coco Alaska: The Last Frontier Ice-Coco Ice-Coco ››› Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ('02, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor Chopped "In a Pinch" The Announcement Hannity First Place Little House on the Prairie Hunters Int'l House To Be Announced Little House on the Prairie Property Swamp People PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, First Round. Little House on the Prairie Selling LA Swamp People racially divided Los Angeles neighborhood. (2hr) ENC "The Social Network" ››› Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield. Six years after creating Facebook in his dorm room, Mark Zuckerberg becomes a billionaire, but his great success leads to personal and legal complications. (2hr5) 10:30 p.m. AMC "Under Siege" ››› Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones. Two military madmen hijack a nuclear-armed Navy battleship with a SEAL commando on board as a cook. (2hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Awake Rex is kidnapped by an escaped convict. TMZ News Touch "Pilot" An 11-year-old can predict the future. 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Excused News The Office "Local Ad" 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno The Insider Seinfeld "The Finale" The Office "PDA" Celtic Woman -- Believe Classic Irish songs and pop anthems. Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Lesea Broad- casting (:02) Private Practice "The Letting Go" News Frasier Hillsong TV Praise the Lord (Live). Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent First 48: Missing First 48: Missing Infested! ››› Under Siege ('92) Steven Seagal. The Haunted ››› Boyz N the Hood ('91) Larry Fishburne, Ice Cube. Mark Zuckerberg Mad Money Anderson Cooper 360 South Park Tosh.0 Erin Burnett OutFront Inside Look Israeli Bask. 'net Impact SportsNet Alaska: The Last Frontier Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Greta Van Susteren Sweet Genius How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Archer Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf RR Donnelley Founders Cup, First Round. Little House on the Prairie First Place Selling NY House Frasier SportsCenter Special (N) Unsupervised Archer Frasier Mudcats "Walk of Shame" Runway Hunters Int'l House 24 Hour Catwalk Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet Fish Hooks Austin & Ally Phineas, Ferb Wizards E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) The 700 Club The O'Reilly Factor Sweet Genius Frasier Unsupervised Golf Central Frasier Hunters Int'l Runway Alaska: The Last Frontier Chelsea Lat E! News ABC57 News at 11P Comics (:35) Nightline WSBT News Sunset Place

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