Today's Entertainment

Wednesday movies 2:00 p.m. FX "The Simpsons Movie" ››› Animated. The combination of Homer, his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of excrement triggers a disaster that threatens not just Springfield but the world. (2hr) 3:00 p.m. HBO "X2: X-Men United" ››› Wolverine, Storm and the other mutants must WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 Friends fend for themselves after a right-wing militarist invades their school. (2hr15) SHOW "Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit and the Era of Predatory Lenders" ››› Filmmaker James D. Scurlock examines the outrageous practices that consumer-lending and credit-card companies use to rack up huge profits while bleeding customers dry. (1hr30) 3:05 p.m. MAX "The Dream Team" ››› Mental patients Billy, Henry, Jack and Albert 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 Friends Wild Kratts Outdoor Ele- ments Comfortable Cooking Anderson TBN 260 372 Spring Praise-A-Thon 'Til Death M A&E 118 265 The First 48 ∂ AMC 130 254 CSI: Miami "About Face" ≤ ANPL 184 282 Wild Wild 'Til Death 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons American Dad Family Guy "Holy Crap" World News America The Flying Nun Hogan's Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P Frasier Scrubs roam with the sane after losing their doctor on a trip to New York. (1hr55) 5:00 p.m. MAX "Identity" ››› A killer terrorizes people stranded at a remote Nevada hotel during a torrential rainstorm. (1hr30) 6:30 p.m. MAX "Red Riding Hood" ››› Jenny, a 12-year-old girl, and her friend George are abandoned and commit diabolical crimes on the citizens of Rome. (1hr45) 7:30 p.m. FAM "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" ››› An orphan attends a 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley How I Met Your Mother 30 Rock Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News WSBT News Seinfeld 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons Family Ties "Simon Says" ABC57 News at 7P IBA News From Israel Entertainment Tonight 7:30 Jeopardy! The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men school of witchcraft and wizardry and pieces together the mystery of his parents' deaths. (3hr30) 8:00 p.m. AMC "Coach Carter" ››› A high- school basketball coach turns a losing team around, then faces criticism for pushing the athletes to put grades first. (3hr) ENC "Courage Under Fire" ››› A troubled officer reviews the Medal of Honor candidacy of a female helicopter pilot killed during the Gulf War. (2hr) MOVIES 8 PM Inside Edition Whitney "G- Word" Survivor: One World One Tree Hill Brooke and Xavier's conflict escalates. 8:30 9 PM HBO "Hanna" ››› A teenage assassin faces startling revelations about her existence and questions about her humanity as she makes her way across Europe to carry out a hit. (2hr) 8:30 p.m. DISN "Holes" ››› A boy and his friends question the motives of a woman who forces them to dig holes at a detention camp. (2hr10) 9:00 p.m. STARZ "Tangled" ››› Animated. Crowned with 70 feet of magical golden hair, Rapunzel strikes a 9:30 10 PM Are You There Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Home Invasions" Criminal Minds Multiple married couples are murdered. America's Next Top Model "Cat Deeley" American Idol "Finalists Compete" The finalists perform for the judges. Celtic Thunder Voyage The group performs favorites. The Middle Suburgatory Modern Family (:31) Happy Endings Steven and Chris Behind CSI: Miami "G.O." Dr. Phil Turning Point Prince Raymond Raymond Burn Notice "Lesser Evil" ª BET 124 329 The Parkers The Parkers 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 Situation Room O COM 107 249 Sunny John King, USA E CSNCH 665 UEFA Soccer 1 CSPAN 210 350 U.S. House of Representatives D DISC 182 278 MythBusters Ice-Coco R DISN 172 290 Shake It Up! Shake it Up! Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Phineas, Ferb Wizards N E! 114 236 Ice-Coco B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 SportsNation (N) Sons of Guns Ice-Coco NFL32 (N) Special Report Ice-Coco Basketball æ FAM 180 311 (4:30) Movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest V FNC 205 360 The Five (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons "The Car" I HGTV 112 229 House H HIST 120 269 MonsterQuest F LIFE 108 252 Wife Swap Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ¥ NBCSN 151 608 Motorsports Hour ? NICK 170 299 Kung Fu Friends J TLC 183 280 Conjoined Twins: Sister T TNT 138 245 Law & Order "Prejudice" L OXY 127 612 America's Next Top Model Q SPIKE 168 262 Auction 6 TBS 139 247 Friends McDowell House Sons of Guns E! News River Monsters: Unhooked Gator Boys Mad Money South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep 30 Rock SportsNet Chicago Tribune Live (N) Burn Notice Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Dog the Bounty Hunter CSI: Miami "Caged" The Kudlow Report Erin Burnett OutFront ›› Dead Presidents ('95, Drama) Larenz Tate, Keith David, Chris Tucker. Crime Inc. "Stolen Goods" Anderson Cooper 360 Finding Bigfoot American Greed 30 Rock SportsNet Sons of Guns Piers Morgan Tonight deal with a charming thief to spring her from her prison tower. (1hr50) 10:00 p.m. MAX "Unstoppable" ››› When an unmanned locomotive roars out of control, two railroad employees must find a way to bring it to a halt before it crashes and spills its toxic cargo. (1hr45) 11:00 p.m. AMC "Coach Carter" ››› A high- school basketball coach turns a losing team around, then faces criticism for pushing the athletes to put grades first. (3hr) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Rock Center With Brian Williams CSI: Crime Scene Investigation "Trends With Benefits" Excused News TMZ News WSBT News at 11 The Office Lester Sumrall Hlthy Choices SEC NCAA Preview Special Paid Program Joyce Meyer Hope for the Hungry Revenge for Real "The Governor's Son" News ››› Coach Carter ('05, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri'chard, Rob Brown. Finding Bigfoot Frasier End of Age Praise the Lord (Live). Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Dog the Bounty Hunter Finding Bigfoot Anderson Cooper 360 A.N.T. Farm ››› Holes ('03) Sigourney Weaver, Jon Voight. ›› Shallow Hal ('01) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black. NBA Basketball Philadelphia 76ers at Indiana Pacers. (N) (Live) College Basketball FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor ∞ FOOD 110 231 Home C'king Best Dishes Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: Impossible P FX 137 248 (4:00) Movie Step Brothers Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men ≥ GOLF 401 605 Feherty Golf Central Euro Tour Golf Little House on the Prairie House House Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide Wife Swap PoliticsNation SpongeBob iCarly Auction @ TOON 176 296 Johnny Test Regular Show MAD S USA 105 242 NCIS "Masquerade" (550) HBO 300 501 (:15) Saving Face (562) MAX 310 512 ››› Identity ('03) John Cusack. (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:30) Movie Heart Special NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Victorious Auction King Wife Swap Hardball Chris Matthews ›› Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde ('03, Comedy) Auction King Auction Seinfeld Law & Order "Whiplash" M*A*S*H Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food "Miami" M*A*S*H NCIS "Jack Knife" 3 WGN-A 239 307 Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock (517) ENC 340 526 (4:30) Movie Step Up 3 M*A*S*H 30 Rock Auction Seinfeld Conjoined Twins-Separation Dr. G: Medical Examiner Law & Order "Family Friend" Gumball Little House on the Prairie Hunters Int'l House Restaurant: Impossible Golf Acad. On the Range (N) (Live) Little House on the Prairie Property Brothers The Ed Show Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Auction Friends Auction Friends Auction Friends Auction Advent. Time Johnny Test NinjaGo M*A*S*H NCIS: Los Angeles "Identity" Funniest Home Videos (:20) ›› Easy Money ('83), Joe Pesci ›› The Rite ('11) Anthony Hopkins, Colin O'Donoghue. ››› Red Riding Hood ('03), Susan Satta (:15) ›› Faster ('10, Action) Dwayne Johnson. (533) STARZ 350 520 (:10) ›› How Do You Know ('10) Reese Witherspoon. Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Hoarding: Buried Alive Law & Order "Purple Heart" Level Up ± TRUTV 204 246 Lizard Lick Lizard Lick NCAA Tip Off 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) > TVLAND 106 301 Bonanza Big Bang Untold Stories of the E.R. Law & Order "Boy on Fire" College Basketball ››› Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone ('01, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Hannity Restaurant: Impossible ›› The Proposal ('09) Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds. On the Range Little House on the Prairie Restoration Restoration Larry the Cable Guy Wife Swap NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Colorado Avalanche at Buffalo Sabres. (Live) How to Rock SpongeBob Friends Greta Van Susteren Restaurant Stakeout On the Range (N) (Live) Frasier Income Prop. Kitchen Cous House Wife Swap The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word NHL Live Friends (:15) Snapped Auction Big Bang Doomsday Bunkers The Soup Khloe (:01) Dog the Bounty Hunter ››› Coach Carter ('05) Finding Bigfoot ›› Carlito's Way: Rise to Power ('05) Jay Hernandez. American Greed Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront Chappelle's South Park South Park South Park South Park Ugly Amer Daily Show Colbert Rep Inside Look Chicago Bulls Pregame Live NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) Capitol Hill Hearings Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Fish Hooks Phineas, Ferb Wizards Chelsea Lat E! News NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) The 700 Club The O'Reilly Factor ›› The Proposal ('09) Sandra Bullock. Frasier Frasier Hunters Int'l Property Brothers Restoration Restoration Larry the Cable Guy Wife Swap NBC Sports Talk (N) Friends Auction Big Bang Friends Wife Swap "Harris/Weasel" The Ed Show NHL Overtime Friends Snapped "Marcia Kelly" Auction Conan Southland "Risk" King Man v. Food Man v. Food Amazing Eats Amazing Eats Man v. Food Man v. Food Pressure 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Divorced Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Cleveland NCIS "Ships in the Night" Funniest Home Videos NCIS "Freedom" Funniest Home Videos ››› Courage Under Fire ('96) Denzel Washington. ››› Hanna ('11, Action) Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana. (:15) › Our Family Wedding ('10) America Ferrera. Shameless Monica returns. Lip Service (:15) ›› Man of the House ('05) Tommy Lee Jones. Psych WGN News at Nine › Friday After Next ('02) Ice Cube. Luck ››› Tangled ('10) Voices of Mandy Moore. Auction Obsession Obsession Untold Stories of the E.R. Law & Order "Driven" King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Pressure M. Mad. King (:01) NCIS "Ignition" 30 Rock ››› Unstoppable ('10, Action), Chris Pine House of Lies Californicat. Comedy Scrubs Fast Times Real Time With Bill Maher (:45) Lingerie Hobo (10:50) ›› Prom ('11) Saturday, March 10-Friday, March 16, 2012 • The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice 13 Worst Cooks in America Inside PGA Golf Central Frasier Chicago Bulls ABC57 News at 11P Comics 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman The Insider Seinfeld "The Clip Show" The Office "The Search" Peter, Paul & Mary -- 25th Anniversary Concert The folk music trio performs. Paid Program (:35) Nightline WSBT News

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