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8 p.m. on WBND Y Shark Tank An entrepreneur pitching his high-tech music soft- ware gets a little help from singer-songwriter Ingrid Michaelson in this new epi- sode. Barbara, Mark, Rob- ert, Daymond and Kevin also hear from a Florida couple with an anti-cellulite product and a Colorado wine server with an inven- tion that he says could revo- lutionize the way wine is sold. The Sharks also revisit the inventor of Readerest, a magnetic eyeglass clip. FRIDAY, MARCH 16 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS Fridaymovies 12:30 p.m. DISN "Lilo & Stitch" ››› Animated. A lonely girl adopts a dog which is really a mischie- vous alien hiding from inter- galactic hunters. (1hr30) 1:00 p.m. E! "Bridget Jones's Diary" ››› An outrageous British woman decides to take control of her life, but instead falls for two very different men. (2hr) 1:30 p.m. FX "Marley & Me" ››› Newlyweds John S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 Friends 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 Friends An Economic Outlook 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 How I Met Your Mother World News America 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons American Dad Family Guy 30 Rock Wild Kratts Global Busi- ness People Anderson TBN 260 372 Spring Praise-A-Thon 'Til Death M A&E 118 265 The First 48 ∂ AMC 130 254 CSI: Miami "Just One Kiss" ≤ ANPL 184 282 Wild Wild 'Til Death The Flying Nun Hogan's Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P Frasier Scrubs Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News WSBT News Seinfeld River Monsters: Bizarre John King, USA 7 PM Access Hol- lywood The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons Family Ties IBA News From Israel ABC57 News at 7P Entertainment Tonight 7:30 and Jenny Grogan adopt a playful puppy named Mar- ley, who soon grows into an incorrigible handful. (2hr30) 2:20 p.m. MAX "Inception" ››› A thief who enters people's dreams and steals their secrets gets a shot at redemption when he is given the dangerous task of planting an idea in some- one's subconscious. (2hr30) 2:30 p.m. HBO "Men in Black" ››› A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. (1hr45) SHOW "Miss Firecrack- er" ››› A determined MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 9 PM Inside Edition Who Do You Think You Are? Grimm 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men Nikita Division agents are as- sassinated. Southerner aspires to im- prove her small-town image by entering Yazoo City's annual beauty pageant. (1hr45) 4:00 p.m. FAM "Harry Pot- ter and the Chamber of Secrets" ››› The young wizard and his best friends investigate a dark force that is terrorizing their school, Hogwarts. (4hr) 4:50 p.m. MAX "Win Win" ››› A struggling attorney becomes an elderly client's guardian so that he can collect the man's monthly stipend. (1hr50) 7:30 p.m. SHOW "Exit Through the Gift Shop" 9:30 10 PM Dateline NBC Supernatural A ballerina dances herself to death. Kitchen Nightmares "Greek at the Harbor; Luigi's" Greek at the Harbor; Luigi's. Catholicism Sacred sites of the Holy Land. Shark Tank Ingrid Michaelson helps an entrepreneur. Steven and Chris Behind CSI: Miami "Broken" Wild Raymond Raymond Monk A teacher's death. Wild ª BET 124 329 The Parkers The Parkers 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live "Freestyle Friday" [ CNBC 208 355 Option Action Money in Mad Money W CNN 200 202 Situation Room O COM 107 249 Sunny E CSNCH 665 NHL Hockey: Flyers at Islanders 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) Politics & Public Policy Today D DISC 182 278 Bering Sea Gold "Suction" R DISN 172 290 Wizards N E! 114 236 Khloe Wizards Ice-Coco B ESPN 140 206 (4:00) College GameDay (N) C ESPN2 144 209 ATP Tennis South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep 30 Rock Chicago Trib. SportsNet Bering Sea Gold SportsCenter (N) (Live) NFL32 (N) æ FAM 180 311 (4:00) Movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets V FNC 205 360 The Five Special Report Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf Little House on the Prairie Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews Cold Case Files PoliticsNation The Soup E! News The Kudlow Report Erin Burnett OutFront 30 Rock Bering Sea Gold ››› A French shopkeeper and a filmmaker try to document the graffiti artist known as Banksy, only to have him turn the camera back on them. (1hr30) 8:00 p.m. FAM "Harry Pot- ter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" ››› The young wizard and his friends con- front Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties to Harry's past. (3hr) 8:20 p.m. MAX "Pulp Fic- tion" ›››› John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson. Two hit men, a boxer, a crime boss and others meet their fates over the course of two days. (2hr40) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM News TMZ 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Excused News The Office Catholicism Mount Sinai; Istanbul. Lester Sumrall Paid Program The Harvest Show News and music. Primetime: What Would You Do? Dr. Phil "Love Triangle" Hal Lindsey Bible Monk Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage CSI: Miami ›› Like Mike ('02) Lil' Bow Wow, Morris Chestnut. The Celebrity Apprentice Anderson Cooper 360 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Shake It Up! Good-Charlie The Luck of the Irish ('01) Ryan Merriman. Ice-Coco Khloe Basketball To Be Announced Storage › Thinner ('96, Horror) Robert John Burke, Joe Mantegna. North Woods Law North Woods Law Piers Morgan Tonight Sunny Bering Sea Gold Sunny Chicago Bulls NBA Basketball Portland Trail Blazers at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) Politics & Public Policy Today Bering Sea Gold "Eureka!" (:35) Lab Rats Phineas, Ferb Jessie Fashion Star "Pilot" NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Philadelphia 76ers. (N) (Live) The Dewey Bozella Story (N) FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor I HGTV 112 229 Property Bro Property Bro Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l House H HIST 120 269 Secret Access: UFOs on the Record F LIFE 108 252 Cold Case Files Little House on the Prairie American Pickers Cold Case Files Hardball Chris Matthews ¥ NBCSN 151 608 College Hockey Hockey East, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Boston. ? NICK 170 299 Kung Fu SpongeBob iCarly L OXY 127 612 America's Next Top Model Q SPIKE 168 262 Gangland "Deadly Triangle" 6 TBS 139 247 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament J TLC 183 280 Four Weddings Four Weddings Victorious › My Boss's Daughter ('03) Ashton Kutcher, Tara Reid. Gangland "Gangster, Inc." T TNT 138 245 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament @ TOON 176 296 Johnny Test Regular Show Level Up Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Ghost Adventures ± TRUTV 204 246 To Be Announced > TVLAND 106 301 Bonanza S USA 105 242 Law & Order: SVU 3 WGN-A 239 307 (4:00) MLB Baseball (517) ENC 340 526 (4:40) Movie The Chase (550) HBO 300 501 (4:15) Movie What a Girl (562) MAX 310 512 (4:50) Movie Win Win (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:15) Movie Till Human (533) STARZ 350 520 Movie To Be Announced Law & Order: SVU Gumball M*A*S*H How to Rock SpongeBob Fred UFC Unleashed 20/20 News Full Circle Joyce Meyer Israel Tour June 2012 ABC57 News at 11P Frasier Perry Stone Praise the Lord (Live). Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Storage Storage The Walking Dead Rattlesnake Republic Anderson Cooper 360 Tosh.0 Bering Sea Gold ››› Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban ('04) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Hannity ›› Hancock ('08, Action) Will Smith, Charlize Theron. 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American Greed Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront Ugly Amer National-Van Wilder Chicago Bulls Blackhawks SportsNet Politics & Public Policy Today Bering Sea Gold Austin & Ally Good-Charlie Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Fashion Police Chelsea Lat E! News NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder. (N) (Live) ATP Tennis The 700 Club ∞ FOOD 110 231 Best Dishes Home C'king Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Best Thing Best Thing Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Crave P FX 137 248 How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons The Ultimate Fighter Live (N) PGA Tour Golf Frasier American Pickers I Love You to Death NHL Live (N) College Hockey Hockey East, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SpongeBob Friends Friends The Rachel Maddow Show MSNBC Documentary Friends Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Four Weddings Star Wars (:15) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) M*A*S*H Fairly Legal "Satisfaction" The O'Reilly Factor Archer Frasier Archer Frasier Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l American Pickers America's Most Wanted MSNBC Documentary NHL Overtime (N) (Live) Friends House "Adverse Events" The Ultimate Fighter Friends Game On! Friends House "Birthmarks" The Ultimate Fighter (:15) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (:45) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) The Dead Files Ghost Adventures Suits Scrubs Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King Law & Order: SVU 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament In Plain Sight How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met News at Nine Funny Videos 30 Rock ›› Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time ('10, Adventure) Game Change ('12) Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson. (:40) ›› Last Man Standing ('96, Action) Bruce Willis. ››› Exit Through the Gift Shop ('10) (:42) ›› Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ('11) Johnny Depp. (:20) ›››› Pulp Fiction ('94) John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson. › Push ('09, Suspense) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. Spartacus: Vengeance ›› Ronin ('98, Action) Robert De Niro, Jean Reno. Real Time With Bill Maher King Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Ghost Adventures Comics 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno The Insider Seinfeld "The Finale" The Office Catholicism Ruins of Ephesus; Marian shrines. 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