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Thursdaymovies 12:00 p.m. SPIKE “Un- forgiven” ›››› (1992, Western) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman. An old gunslinger, his ex-partner and a quick-draw kid go bounty hunting in a town called Big Whiskey. (3hr) 1:00 p.m. E! “Knocked Up” ››› (2007, Ro- mance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after THURSDAY, MARCH 24 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 The King of Queens a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (2hr30) 1:10 p.m. ENC “A River Runs Through It” ››› (1992, Drama) Craig Sheffer, Brad Pitt. Two Montana boys become different men under the influence of fly-fishing and their minister father. (2hr10) 1:15 p.m. MAX “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” ›››› (1988, Comedy) Bob Hoskins, Christopher Lloyd. Live action/ani- mated. 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(2hr5) 3:00 p.m. AMC “Bad Boys” ››› (1995, Ac- tion) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. (2hr30) 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Couric Friends Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News Frasier 7 PM Access Hol- lywood How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons Family Guy Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons The Rifleman “Skull” IBA News From Israel The Insider Entertainment Tonight WSBT News at 7 ›› The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (‘03) Sean Connery. Last American Cowboy Natural World The Kudlow Report John King, USA E CSNCH 665 MLB Preseason Baseball Chicago White Sox at Chicago Cubs. (Subject to Blackout) (Live) 1 CSPAN 210 350 House of Representatives N E! 114 236 (4:30) Movie Knocked Up B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (Live) 7:30 3:10 p.m. STARZ “The Last Station” ››› (2009, Biography) Helen Mirren, Christopher Plum- mer. While Leo Tolstoy and his wife battle over the rights to his literary legacy, Tolstoy’s trusted disciple sends the writer a new assistant to spy on the proceedings. (1hr55) 4:30 p.m. E! “Knocked Up” ››› (2007, Ro- mance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (2hr30) MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 Inside Edition Community Perfect Couples How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men The Vampire Diaries Damon plans a dinner party. American Idol A contestant is eliminated. Ask an Expert Lester Sumrall Live From Studio B Wipeout Obstacles include Flipsy Daisy. Dr. Phil Always Good Full Flame Behind Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Without a Trace The First 48 The First 48 David J. 9 PM College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Anaheim, Calif. or New Orleans. (Live) 4:45 p.m. MAX “Three Men and a Baby” ››› (1987, Comedy) Tom Sell- eck, Steve Guttenberg. Three swinging Manhattan bachelors grow paternal minding a baby girl left on their doorstep. (1hr45) 5:20 p.m. ENC “G.I. Jane” ››› (1997, Drama) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen. A female Navy SEALs recruit completes rigorous training under a tough offi- cer’s command. (2hr10) 6:45 p.m. SHOW “Chéri” ››› (2009, Romance) Michelle Pfeiffer, Rupert Friend. In 1920s Paris, a young man retreats into a fantasy world after he is 9:30 10 PM The Office Parks and Recreation Nikita “Alexandra” Alex runs into a person from her past. Bones Remains are found at the Jersey Shore. The Harvest Show News and music. Grey’s Anatomy Planning a baby shower for Callie. The Oprah Winfrey Show Win.-Wisdom Your Day Without a Trace “Party Girl” The First 48 Blonde vs. Bear forced to end his relation- ship with the older woman who taught him about love. (1hr45) 8:00 p.m. ENC “The Thing” ››› (1982, Horror) Kurt Russell, A. Wilford Brimley. Antarctic outpost men fight a slimy alien able to assume the form of life it engulfs. (1hr50) 9:00 p.m. BET “New Jer- sey Drive” ››› (1995, Drama) Sharron Corley, Gabriel Casseus. A teenager and his lawless friends create conflict with the local police when they steal cars as a sport. (2hr) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM 30 Rock “Plan B” Seinfeld “The Soup Nazi” News Outsourced News Seinfeld “The Ticket” Everybody- Raymond The Office “Crime Aid” Waking the Dead “Multistorey” The Powder & the Glory Elizabeth Arden and Helena Rubinstein. Paid Program Joyce Meyer Lesea Broad- casting (:01) Private Practice Sheldon falls for a book critic. News Praise the Lord Hates Chris Hates Chris Meet, Browns Meet, Browns Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters: Fugitive Task ›› For Love of the Game (‘99, Drama) Kevin Costner, Kelly Preston, John C. Reilly. 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