Today's Entertainment

Wednesday movies 12:00 p.m. SPIKE “The Fugitive” ››› (1993, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones. A U.S. marshal hunts a doctor on the run who was convicted of murdering his wife. (3hr) 12:30 p.m. AMC “Tomb- stone” ››› (1993, Western) Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers for an OK Corral showdown with the Clanton gang. (3hr) WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 The King of Queens 1:45 p.m. HBO “The Blind Side” ››› (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Tim Mc- Graw. A well-to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. (2hr15) 2:00 p.m. OXY “Jerry Maguire” ››› (1996, Romance-Comedy) Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding Jr.. A Los Angeles sports agent finds love with a 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 The King of Queens The Dr. Oz Show Wild Kratts Outdoor Ele- ments The Flying Nun Gidget The Doctors Star Trek “Mudd’s Women” TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord M A&E 118 265 Dog the Bounty Hunter ∂ AMC 130 254 (3:30) Movie The Specialist ≤ ANPL 184 282 I’m Alive “Brotherhood” Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Funniest Home Videos The First 48 ª BET 124 329 Hates Chris Hates Chris 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer O COM 107 249 South Park Tosh.0 E CSNCH 665 UEFA Champions League Soccer 1 CSPAN 210 350 House of Representatives Wizards N E! 114 236 (4:00) Movie Something’s Gotta Give Mad Money Scrubs Scrubs 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 Friends BBC World News Hogan’s Heroes TMZ ES.TV 1:30 p.m. SHOW “Band- slam” ››› (2009, Musical Comedy) Aly Michalka, Vanessa Hudgens. A gifted singer-songwriter hires a new guy in town to help her fledgling rock band win an upcoming contest. (2hr) pretty accountant after an attack of conscience costs him his job and fiancee. (3hr) 3:00 p.m. FX “Wanted” ››› (2008, Action) James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman. After his estranged father is murdered, an office drone joins secret assassins who take their orders from Fate itself. (2hr30) 3:30 p.m. SHOW “A Single Man” ››› (2009, Drama) Colin Firth, Julianne Moore. Planning to commit suicide at the end of the day, a gay professor who recently lost his lover goes about his daily routine and visits with longtime friends. (1hr45) 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Couric Friends Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News Frasier 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons Family Guy Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons The Rifleman IBA News From Israel The Insider Entertainment Tonight WSBT News at 7 Billy Graham Crusade ›› Once Upon a Time in Mexico (‘03) Antonio Banderas. I’m Alive “Living Nightmare” I’m Alive “Death Wish” The Kudlow Report John King, USA Chicago Tribune Live (Live) D DISC 182 278 Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab MythBusters R DISN 172 290 Wizards B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 NASCAR Now Outside-Lines SportsNation Basketball æ FAM 180 311 Gilmore Girls V FNC 205 360 Glenn Beck ∞ FOOD 110 231 Contessa P FX 137 248 Movie ≥ GOLF 401 605 Euro Tour Golfing World Golf Central GolfNow (131) HALL 185 312 Little House on the Prairie Intervention “Laney” MSNBC Live Seinfeld Little House on the Prairie 7:30 Jeopardy! How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men 3:35 p.m. STARZ “Hell- boy” ››› (2004, Fantasy) Ron Perlman, John Hurt. The son of the devil helps a top-secret organization investigate and destroy paranormal creatures. (2hr) 5:35 p.m. STARZ “Signs” ››› (2002, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoe- nix. With the help of his brother, a Pennsylvanian investigates the appear- ance of 500-foot-diameter MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 Inside Edition Minute to Win It A man and his daughter compete. America’s Next Top Model “Rachel Zoe” Nature Dwindling honeybee population. 9 PM 4:00 p.m. E! “Something’s Gotta Give” ››› (2003, Romance-Comedy) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton. A music executive falls for the mother of his young girl- friend after having a heart attack in her home. (3hr) 8:00 p.m. AMC “Bad Boys” ››› (1995, Ac- tion) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. (2hr30) E! “Knocked Up” ››› (2007, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. A rising journalist 6:30 p.m. FAM “Remem- ber the Titans” ››› (2000, Drama) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration in 1971. (2hr30) circles in his crop fields. (1hr50) 9:30 10 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Bulls Eye” Survivor: Redemption Island Criminal Minds Serial killers targeting exotic dancers. Shedding for the Wedding “The Devil’s in the Details” NOVA Modern-day powerful telescopes. The Harvest Show Two-Hour Special The Middle The Middle Modern Family (:31) Mr. Sunshine Dr. Phil Behind The Oprah Winfrey Show Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Burn Notice “Fight or Flight” The First 48 “Alias; Duel” Dog the Bounty Hunter MacHEADS In the Arena Dog the Bounty Hunter 9:00 p.m. FAM “The Run- down” ››› (2003, Ad- venture) The Rock, Seann William Scott. Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must locate his boss’ son, who is searching for a priceless artifact in the Amazon. (2hr) and an irresponsible slack- er ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (2hr30) MAX “Crimson Tide” ››› (1995, Suspense) Denzel Washington, Gene Hackman. Two U.S. Navy officers clash aboard a nu- clear submarine bound for Russia, while that country is under rebel siege. (2hr) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Bombshell” Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior “Devotion” Seinfeld American Idol “Eleven Finalists Compete” The contestants perform. News NOVA The universe’s past and future. Off the Map A controversial transplant causes chaos. News Grant Jeffrey Secrets/Bible J. Van Impe Praise the Lord Burn Notice “Old Friends” ››› Bad Boys (‘95, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Tea Leoni. The Game The Game Piers Morgan Tonight Frasier Seinfeld “The Pitch” News WSBT News at 11 Everybody- Raymond The Office Charlie Rose Get Up With Joyce Meyer Paid Program Lesea Broad- casting (:11) The Insider Comics (:41) Nightline RENO 911! Hates Chris Hates Chris Meet, Browns Meet, Browns Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked I’m Alive “Eaten Alive” › A Man Apart (‘03) Vin Diesel, Larenz Tate. American Greed American Greed Blackhawks NHL Hockey Florida Panthers at Chicago Blackhawks. Tonight From Washington The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen River Monsters: Unhooked The Mo’Nique Show Mad Money Anderson Cooper 360 Daily Show Colbert Rep Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park Tosh.0 SportsNet Shake It Up! Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb ›› Sky High (‘05) Michael Angarano. E! News NBA College Basketball Ingredient Fix Best Dishes Minute Meals Iron Chef America Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Learning Still Standing ››› Remember the Titans (‘00, Drama) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor I HGTV 112 229 Get It Sold Get It Sold Income Prop. Designed-Sell Hunters Int’l House H HIST 120 269 The Crumbling of America Modern Marvels F LIFE 108 252 Unsolved Mysteries Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Friends iCarly Seinfeld King King Little House on the Prairie Touched by an Angel House Modern Marvels “Dams” Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Amer. Justice Hardball Chris Matthews iCarly J TLC 183 280 Cake Boss Kitchen Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss World’s Smallest People T TNT 138 245 Law & Order @ TOON 176 296 Garfield Law & Order “Kingmaker” Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Daring Senior citizens. > TVLAND 106 301 Jeffersons S USA 105 242 NCIS “Pop Life” ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Skiing 3 WGN-A 239 307 Cheers Cops (:42) All in the Family Cheers (550) HBO 300 501 Movie (562) MAX 310 512 (4:10) Movie 3 Musketeers Cops NCIS Biohazard isolation. Auto Racing All in Family Sanford Pregame World’s Dumbest... NCIS “Twilight” (517) ENC 340 526 (4:40) Movie Empire Records (:10) ›› Wildcats (‘86) Goldie Hawn, Nipsey Russell. › 12 Rounds (‘09, Action) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. (575) SHOW 318 537 The King’s Speech: Inspir’l Story, Unlikely Friendship (533) STARZ 350 520 Movie (:35) ››› Signs (‘02) Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix. Ancient Aliens The Last Word Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Desert Car Kings ››› Knocked Up (‘07, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. NBA Basketball Orlando Magic at New York Knicks. (Subject to Blackout) College Basketball ›› The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (‘08) Brendan Fraser. 19th Hole Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Chopped All-Stars Golf Videos World of Golf Arnold Palmer Highlights Property Touched by an Angel House Blackhawks SportsNet Fish Hooks Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Wizards ››› The Rundown (‘03) The Rock, Seann William Scott. Hannity Greta Van Susteren Restaurant: Impossible Justified “Save My Love” First Place Journey to the Earth’s Core Coming Home Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet Capital News Today Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Wizards After Lately Chelsea Lat E! News NBA Basketball: Spurs at Nuggets SportsCenter (Live) The 700 Club The O’Reilly Factor Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Justified “Save My Love” Golf Videos 19th Hole Golf Central GolfNow Touched by an Angel Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Holmes Coming Home The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show L OXY 127 612 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Snapped “Marcia Kelly” Q SPIKE 168 262 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die 6 TBS 139 247 Friends SpongeBob My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez (:41) 1,000 Ways to Die Bones “Yanks in the U.K.” Bones Codename Codename Total Drama Sym-Bionic Hole in Wall Dude Carnivore Carnivore Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Deathwish Movers Sanford Sanford NCIS Bored housewives. Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Funniest Home Videos ›› It’s Complicated (‘09) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. Raymond Raymond Cleveland NCIS “Bloodbath” NHL Hockey Vancouver Canucks at Detroit Red Wings. (Live) ›› Robin Hood (‘10, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. ››› Crimson Tide (‘95, Suspense) Denzel Washington. ›› Creation (‘09) Paul Bettany, Jennifer Connelly. (:25) ›› The Men Who Stare at Goats NCIS “Jeopardy” Hockey Lopez Hoarding: Buried Alive Bones Golden Girls Golden Girls Income Prop. How the Earth Was Made How I Met How I Met The Last Word Family Guy Family Guy There Yet? There Yet? Meet, Browns House/Payne Conan Sister Wives Bones Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Three Sheets Auction Hoarding: Buried Alive The Nanny The Nanny Law & Order: Criminal Intent Auction Hoarding: Buried Alive HawthoRNe “Final Curtain” Destroy Build King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Bourdain: No Reservations Oper. Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Oper. Repo Sanford Retired at 35 Cleveland Top 10 Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine ›› Dumb & Dumber (‘94) Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels. (9:50) ›› Radio (‘03) Cuba Gooding Jr.. Big Love Ins. NASCAR Californicat. Shameless “Daddyz Girl” ›› Alice in Wonderland (‘10, Fantasy) Johnny Depp. Fairly Legal NHL Overtime Scrubs Scrubs (:45) Fast ›› The Book of Eli (‘10, Action) Denzel Washington. Real Time With Bill Maher Ins. NASCAR Killer Inside (:05) ››› Hellboy (‘04) Saturday, March 19 - Friday, March 25, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 13 Retired at 35 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman Everybody- Raymond The Office “Halloween”

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