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9:30 p.m. on WNDU 0 Parks and Recreation Curses! Foiled again! As if Leslie (Amy Poehler) weren’t stressed enough about the harvest festi- val, which could make or break the department and her career, a Wama- poke tribal leader threat- ens to put a curse on the event. April (Aubrey Pla- za) has a problem with Andy (Chris Pratt). Ann (Rashida Jones) gets some advice about her love life from an unlikely source in the new epi- sode “Harvest Festival.” THURSDAY, MARCH 17 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 The King of Queens 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 The King of Queens The Dr. Oz Show Wild Kratts The Doctors Star Trek TBN 260 372 Spring Praise-A-Thon M A&E 118 265 The First 48 Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Funniest Home Videos The First 48 ∂ AMC 130 254 (3:30) Movie Moonstruck ≤ ANPL 184 282 I Was Bitten ª BET 124 329 Hates Chris Hates Chris 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer O COM 107 249 South Park Tosh.0 E CSNCH 665 High School Hockey 1 CSPAN 210 350 House of Representatives D DISC 182 278 MythBusters Scrubs Rick Steves’ Europe The Flying Nun Gidget “Dear Diary: Et Al” 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 Friends BBC World News Hogan’s Heroes TMZ ES.TV Thursdaymovies 12:30 p.m. FX “Assault on Precinct 13” ››› (2005, Action) Ethan Hawke, Lau- rence Fishburne. A cop must arm prisoners to help fend off an attack by gunmen who want to kill a gangster locked away in the crumbling station. (2hr30) 2:00 p.m. COM “House Party” ››› (1990, Musical Comedy) Kid ’N Play, Full Force. Two teenage rappers try to throw a party despite a trio of rap bullies and the police. (2hr) 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Couric Friends Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News Frasier 7 PM Access Hol- lywood How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons Family Guy Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons The Rifleman “Skull” IBA News From Israel The Insider Entertainment Tonight Steven and Chris ››› The Princess Bride (‘87) Cary Elwes, Robin Wright. The Kudlow Report John King, USA 7:30 3:00 p.m. STARZ “The Last Station” ››› (2009, Biography) Helen Mirren, Christopher Plummer. While Leo Tolstoy and his wife battle over the rights to his liter- ary legacy, Tolstoy’s trusted disciple sends the writer a new assistant to spy on the proceedings. (1hr55) 3:30 p.m. AMC “Moon- struck” ››› (1987, Ro- mance-Comedy) Cher, Nico- las Cage. An Italian-American widow, engaged to a reticent suitor, falls in love with his brother. (2hr30) 6:00 p.m. AMC “The Prin- cess Bride” ››› (1987, Adventure) Cary Elwes, Robin Wright. A storybook stableboy turns pirate and rescues his MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 Inside Edition Community Perfect Couples How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men The Vampire Diaries Damon tries to talk to Elijah. American Idol A contestant is eliminated. Lester Sumrall Live From Studio B Wipeout Contestants face brand- new obstacles. Dr. Phil Always Good Full Flame Behind The First 48 David J. Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Without a Trace “Penitence” The First 48 Grizzly Man Grizzly Man Polar Bear - Spy in the Cold Bear Attack! Mad Money Scrubs Chicago Tribune Live (Live) Daily Show Colbert Rep Futurama SportsNet R DISN 172 290 Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Suite/Deck Fish Hooks Shake It Up! Shake It Up! The Luck of the Irish (‘01) Ryan Merriman. N E! 114 236 (4:00) Movie Princess Drs B ESPN 140 206 (4:00) College GameDay C ESPN2 144 209 NASCAR Now SportsNation æ FAM 180 311 Gilmore Girls V FNC 205 360 Glenn Beck Cash Cab Cash Cab Man vs. Wild Sex and-City Sex and-City E! News Basketball SportsCenter (Live) P FX 137 248 Movie Winter X Games Europe. SportsNation ∞ FOOD 110 231 Contessa Down Home Paula’s Best Minute Meals Iron Chef America ›› You Don’t Mess With the Zohan (‘08) Adam Sandler, John Turturro. ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf (131) HALL 185 312 Little House on the Prairie I HGTV 112 229 Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Income Prop. Designed H HIST 120 269 (4:00) The Plague F LIFE 108 252 Unsolved Mysteries Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob iCarly Barbarians II “Saxons” Intervention “Jacob” MSNBC Live SpongeBob iCarly L OXY 127 612 Roseanne Roseanne Snapped “Kelly Forbes” Q SPIKE 168 262 Gangland (:20) Gangland 6 TBS 139 247 College Basketball MAD Ed, Edd E:60 FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor Iron Chef America House Hannity The Game The Game Marijuana: Pot Industry In the Arena Futurama 9 PM The Office “PDA” College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA. From Denver, Tampa, Fla., Tucson, Ariz. or Washington, D.C. (Live) 8:00 p.m. AMC “Stranger Than Fiction” ››› (2006, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Mag- gie Gyllenhaal. A mentally unstable IRS auditor hears an author’s voice in his head and discovers that he is the ill- fated protagonist of her latest work. (2hr30) beloved, who is about to marry a dreadful prince. (2hr) MAX “The People vs. Larry Flynt” ››› (1996, Drama) Woody Harrelson, Courtney Love. Arrested on obscenity charges, the publisher of Hus- tler magazine, with the help of his lawyer, fights for his First Amendment rights all the way to the Supreme Court. (2hr15) 9:00 p.m. BET “Holiday Heart” ››› (2000, Drama) Parks and Recreation 9:30 10 PM 30 Rock Nikita Delivery of a dangerous weapon. Bones Solving a murder during a blackout. Celtic Thunder Heritage Celtic and Irish roots. The Harvest Show News and music. Private Practice Fife returns to talk to Naomi. The Oprah Winfrey Show Win.-Wisdom Your Day Without a Trace “Volcano” The First 48 ››› Stranger Than Fiction (‘06) Will Ferrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal. Fatal Attractions 10:10 p.m. ENC “Zom- bieland” ››› (2009, Com- edy) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use cre- ative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (1hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Outsourced News Seinfeld “The Pilot, Part I” News Celtic Woman: Songs From the Heart Music. Paid Program Joyce Meyer Lesea Broad- casting (:01) Off the Map “I’m Here” News Frasier Praise the Lord Hates Chris Hates Chris Meet, Browns Meet, Browns Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters: Fugitive Task Blonde vs. Bear ››› Crocodile Dundee (‘86) Paul Hogan. Bear Attack! ››› Holiday Heart (‘00) Ving Rhames, Alfre Woodard. Made-Millions How, Millions CNBC Titans “Merv Griffin” Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama Anderson Cooper 360 Blackhawks NHL Hockey Chicago Blackhawks at Dallas Stars. (Live) Tonight From Washington Man vs. Wild Man vs. Wild South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Blackhawks SportsNet SportsNet Capital News Today Out of the Wild: Venezuela Man vs. Wild Sex and-City Sex and-City 20 Most Horrifying Hollywood Murders Winter X Games Europe. From Tignes, France. SportsNation Still Standing Still Standing Still Standing ››› Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (‘01, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Special Report Bobby’s Ireland Touched by an Angel Hunters Int’l House Barbarians “Huns” Huns. Snapped “Jill Rockcastle” J TLC 183 280 Cake Boss Kitchen Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Babies Behind Bars T TNT 138 245 College Basketball @ TOON 176 296 Garfield Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern ± TRUTV 204 246 World’s Dumbest... > TVLAND 106 301 Good Times Jeffersons All in Family All in Family Sanford S USA 105 242 Law & Order: SVU ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Dirt Knights 3 WGN-A 239 307 Cheers World’s Dumbest... Law & Order: SVU To Be Announced Cheers (517) ENC 340 526 (4:50) Movie Contact (550) HBO 300 501 (4:30) Movie Date Night (562) MAX 310 512 (4:10) Movie Time Traveler Law & Order: SVU Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Funniest Home Videos ›› Behind Enemy Lines (‘01, Action) Owen Wilson. ››› The People vs. Larry Flynt (‘96) Woody Harrelson. (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:15) Movie Islands-Stream Adam Resurrected (‘08) Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe. (533) STARZ 350 520 (:10) ›› Dear John (‘10, Romance) Channing Tatum. Golf Central Pipe Dream Pipe Dream Pipe Dream Pipe Dream PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, First Round. Riverdance On Ice Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Reba Hardball Chris Matthews Anubis (:34) Gangland California’s Fresno Bulldogs. Reba Reba Suite/Deck Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Chelsea Lat E! News SportsCenter (Live) Baseball Tonight (Live) Year of the Quarterback Greta Van Susteren Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Archer Touched by an Angel Modern Marvels The Last Word First Place Selling NY Selling NY House Swamp People Reba SpongeBob My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Hates Chris Hates Chris Lopez Snapped “Denise Miller” (7:47) Gangland TNA Wrestling (N) (:45) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA. Taxidermy USA Regular Show Johnny Test Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Ribs Paradise Law & Order: SVU Whacked Out Whacked Out WEC WrekCage WWE Superstars (:15) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA. Carnivore Sanford Sanford Touched by an Angel The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Snapped “Tracie Andrews” MMA Live (N) SportsNation The 700 Club Ice Brigade Unwrapped Chopped Archer Pawn Stars Pawn Stars MonsterQuest “Killer Crocs” Reba Hunters Int’l House Reba Lopez Snapped “Brigitte Harris” How I Met How I Met The Last Word The Nanny The Nanny Snapped “Linda Henning” MANswers MANswers (:15) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA. (Live) To Be Announced (:15) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA. (Live) Sanford Carnivore Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern College Basketball Fairly Legal How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine In the House ››› The Fifth Element (‘97) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. Big Love “Exorcism” ›› John Q (‘02) Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall. 14 The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice • Saturday, March 12, 2011 - Friday, March 18, 2011 (:15) › The Fourth Kind (‘09) Milla Jovovich, Will Patton. Caroline Rhea & Friends ››› The Hangover (‘09) Bradley Cooper. › Sorority Row (‘09, Horror) Briana Evigan. › Old Dogs (‘09, Comedy) John Travolta. Police Women of Maricopa To Be Announced (:45) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA. King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Steak Paradise, Second Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Roseanne Law & Order: SVU To Be Announced Burn Notice NHL Overtime Scrubs (:10) ››› Zombieland (‘09, Comedy) Paul: HBO 1st Katie Scrubs (:40) Courage Katie Morgan ›› It’s Complicated (‘09) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. Laugh, Loud Diary-Call Girl Diary-Call Girl (:35) ››› Red Dragon (‘02, Suspense) The O’Reilly Factor Archer Grandma Golf Central Golden Girls Golden Girls Hunters Int’l The Mo’Nique Show Mad Money (:11) The Insider Comics Seinfeld “The Butter Shave” Everybody- Raymond The Office 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA. From Denver, Tampa, Fla., Tucson, Ariz. or Washington, D.C. (Live) Everybody- Raymond The Office Kickstart Your Health Vam Nopalea Wellness (:41) Nightline RENO 911! Ving Rhames, Alfre Woodard. A drag queen mourning the loss of his lover takes in a drug addict and her daughter. (2hr) HBO “The Hangover” ››› (2009, Comedy) Bradley Coo- per, Ed Helms. After a wild stag party in Las Vegas, three hazy groomsmen must find their missing friend and get him back to Los Angeles in time for his wedding. (1hr45)

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