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8 p.m. on WBND Y The Middle Frankie (Patricia Heaton) finds herself in Mike’s (Neil Flynn) bad graces after inadvertently paying $200 for a cosmetic item she thought was $20. Axl (Charlie McDermott) has to take care of a baby doll for health class to learn how difficult par- enting is. Sue and Brick (Eden Sher, Atticus Shaf- fer) try to fix a hole they made in Sue’s bedroom wall in “The Big Chill.” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS Wednesday movies 12:30 p.m. MAX “The Color of Money” ››› (1986, Drama) Paul Newman, Tom Cruise. In this sequel to 1961’s “The Hustler,” Eddie Felson teaches a tal- ented but naive newcomer the tricks of his trade. (2hr) 1:00 p.m. AMC “Sera- phim Falls” ››› (2006, Western) Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan. In 1868 a determined hunter and four hired gunmen relentlessly pursue an injured man across Nevada. (2hr30) S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 The King of Queens 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 The King of Queens The Dr. Oz Show Wild Kratts Outdoor Ele- ments The Flying Nun Gidget The Doctors Star Trek TBN 260 372 Spring Praise-A-Thon M A&E 118 265 Dog Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Funniest Home Videos Dog The First 48 ∂ AMC 130 254 (3:30) Movie Unbreakable ≤ ANPL 184 282 Monsters Inside Me ª BET 124 329 Hates Chris Hates Chris 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer O COM 107 249 South Park Tosh.0 Mad Money Scrubs E CSNCH 665 MLB Preseason Baseball: Giants at White Sox 1 CSPAN 210 350 House of Representatives D DISC 182 278 MythBusters Kourtney Scrubs 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 Friends BBC World News Hogan’s Heroes TMZ ES.TV 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Couric Friends Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News Frasier 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons Family Guy Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons The Rifleman IBA News From Israel The Insider Entertainment Tonight Steven and Chris Billy Graham Crusade › Highlander: Endgame (‘00, Fantasy) Adrian Paul. Monsters Inside Me John King, USA R DISN 172 290 Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Wizards N E! 114 236 Kourtney Cash Cab Cash Cab MythBusters Kourtney Kourtney B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 NASCAR Now Baseball Ton. SportsNation Basketball æ FAM 180 311 Gilmore Girls V FNC 205 360 Glenn Beck E! News Association NBA College Basketball ∞ FOOD 110 231 Contessa Down Home Best Dishes Minute Meals Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 Movie ≥ GOLF 401 605 Euro Tour Golfing World Golf Central Play Lessons Learning (131) HALL 185 312 Little House on the Prairie I HGTV 112 229 Get It Sold Get It Sold Income Prop. Designed H HIST 120 269 Titanic’s Final Moments F LIFE 108 252 Unsolved Mysteries Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews Intervention “Ryan” MSNBC Live ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Friends MAD Seinfeld iCarly Seinfeld Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Little House on the Prairie Modern Marvels “Ice” 7:30 Jeopardy! How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men 4:00 p.m. ENC “A River Runs Through It” ››› (1992, Drama) Craig Shef- fer, Brad Pitt. Two Montana boys become different men under the influence of fly- fishing and their minister father. (2hr10) 3:00 p.m. HBO “Inde- pendence Day” ››› (1996, Science Fiction) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth’s major cities. (2hr30) 4:45 p.m. SHOW “The Ghost Writer” ››› (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. A newly hired ghostwriter MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 Inside Edition Minute to Win It “Lakers in the Circle” America’s Next Top Model “Francesco Carrozzini” 9 PM Minute to Win It Two teams compete. Survivor: Redemption Island Criminal Minds Prentiss pre- pares to confront Ian Doyle. Shedding for the Wedding A contestant faces a nemesis. American Idol “Finalists Compete” The finalists perform. Magic Moments: The Best of 50s Pop Musicians perform. The Harvest Show Two-Hour Special The Middle The Middle Modern Family (:31) Mr. Sunshine Dr. Phil Behind Dog The Oprah Winfrey Show Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Burn Notice “Pilot” The First 48 I’m Alive “Trial by Fire” The Kudlow Report Dog Dog the Bounty Hunter ›› The Chronicles of Riddick (‘04) Vin Diesel, Colm Feore. American Greed Piers Morgan Tonight 5:30 p.m. HBO “Catch Me if You Can” ››› (2002, Comedy-Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks. An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various iden- tities and commits forgery. (2hr30) exposes evidence that sug- gests his late predecessor knew a dark secret about their subject, the former prime minister of Britain. (2hr15) 7:00 p.m. SHOW “Transsi- berian” ››› (2008, Sus- pense) Woody Harrelson, Emily Mortimer. A train trip from Beijing to Moscow takes a deadly turn when a couple encounter a pair 9:30 10 PM of drug dealers and a Rus- sian detective on a killer’s trail. (2hr) 9:00 p.m. STARZ “Chi- cago” ››› (2002, Musi- cal) Catherine Zeta-Jones, Renée Zellweger. A lawyer handles the cases of two murderous women who are looking to gain celebrity from their public exposure. (2hr) 10:00 p.m. MAX “Get Him to the Greek” ››› (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Rus- sell Brand. A record-com- pany employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hol- lywood for a big comeback concert. (2hr) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Mask” Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior “Here Is the Fire” Seinfeld “The Airport” News Seinfeld “The Abstinence” News WSBT News at 11 Everybody- Raymond The Office “Job Fair” 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman Everybody- Raymond The Office “Hot Girl” Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) Popular songs from the 1950s and 1960s. Get Up With Joyce Meyer Paid Program Lesea Broad- casting Off the Map The team combats a hepatitis outbreak. News Grant Jeffrey Secrets/Bible J. Van Impe Praise the Lord Burn Notice “Pilot” Frasier (:11) The Insider Comics (:41) Nightline RENO 911! Hates Chris Hates Chris Meet, Browns Meet, Browns Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked I’m Alive “Death Wish” Family Crews Family Crews ›› Love Don’t Cost a Thing (‘03) Nick Cannon. American Greed In the Arena American Greed Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Desert Car Kings Wizards Wizards Still Standing Still Standing ›› Beverly Hills Chihuahua (‘08, Comedy) Piper Perabo. Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor Little House on the Prairie Touched by an Angel Hunters Int’l House Modern Marvels “Tuna” Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Amer. 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Tonight From Washington Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Sex and-City Sex and-City ›› The Princess Diaries (‘01, Comedy) Julie Andrews. NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Miami Heat. (Live) College Basketball Greta Van Susteren ›› You Don’t Mess With the Zohan (‘08) Adam Sandler, John Turturro. 19th Hole Property Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Chopped All-Stars Inside PGA Pipe Dream World of Golf GolfNow House Touched by an Angel House Underwater Universe Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (‘11) Voices of Odette Yustman. Hannity Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet SportsNet Capital News Today Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Chelsea Lat E! 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(:15) ›› Beverly Hills Cop III (‘94) Eddie Murphy. Hoarding: Buried Alive Bones College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live) Sanford NCIS “Ravenous” Big Love ››› Transsiberian (‘08, Suspense) Woody Harrelson. Starz Studios › The Bounty Hunter (‘10) Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler. Breakfast Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Deathwish Movers Sanford Sanford NHL Hockey Washington Capitals at Detroit Red Wings. (Live) Big Love ››› Monster’s Ball (‘01, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. Lopez Golf Central Play Lessons Golden Girls Golden Girls Income Prop. UFO Files Beyond the Headlines: The Catching the Craigslist Killer How I Met How I Met The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show The Last Word Family Guy Family Guy There Yet? There Yet? Meet, Browns House/Payne Conan Sister Wives Bones College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live) Raymond Raymond Cleveland NCIS “Iced” NCIS “Untouchable” Hockey Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine › The Ugly Truth (‘09) Katherine Heigl. Sports 2010 Californicat. Shameless ››› Chicago (‘02, Musical) Catherine Zeta-Jones. Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Three Sheets Auction Hoarding: Buried Alive The Nanny The Nanny Law & Order: Criminal Intent Auction Hoarding: Buried Alive CSI: NY “Raising Shane” Destroy Build King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Man v. Food Carnivore Postgame Retired at 35 Cleveland TBA (:40) ›› Blue Crush (‘02) Kate Bosworth, Matthew Davis. Big Love “Exorcism” Retired at 35 Fairly Legal “UltraVinyl” NHL Overtime Scrubs ››› Get Him to the Greek (‘10, Comedy) Jonah Hill. Scrubs Predator 2 Real Time With Bill Maher Sports 2010 Fist-North ›› The Karate Kid (‘10) Saturday, March 12, 2011 - Friday, March 18, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 13

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