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A Burning North Korean Ring of Fire by PITT DICKEY War I saying, ���I am still keeping a bullet that I failed to ���re at a trench in the 1950s What would Johnny Cash think? Oh to be young, dumb and full of nuclear because the U.S. imperialists and their stooges signed an armistice agreement. Instead weapons. Kim Jong Un, the peerless heaven-born illustrious leader of North Korea of learning a lesson from their miserable defeat, they are trying to trigger off a war. It and new best friend forever of Dennis Rodman ���ts the bill. Kim is in a lather and is really ridiculous. Send me to the trench. Give me a ri���e. I want to rain bullets on the threatening to turn Washington, D.C., into a sea of ���re. Not being content with the enemy to my heart���s content.��� main stream media���s version of events, I decided to take a look at the of���cial North When you have 80-year-old dudes wanting to rain bullets down on you to their Korean newspaper, the Rodong Simun to see what was doing in North Korea. Things heart���s content, you either have a heap of trouble or a newspaper that is full of the are heating up. The U.S. recently announced it is going to spend a billion dollars to North Korean version of Fox News. Apparently its not just the geezer deploy missile interceptors in Alaska and California to stop nukes that brigade that is all ���red up about following Dennis Rodman���s buddy the North Koreans may lob at us. It does not sound like the craziness into war with the US. Another article quoted several former soldiers coming from North Korea is being ignored by the Defense Department. ��� now college students ��� who are busting out with patriotic fervor The North Koreans are to put it mildly, crankier than John McCain to go mano a mano with the U.S. These students signed a petition when the neighbor kids kick a football on his yard. The online version entitled ���Death to the U.S. Imperialists, sworn enemy. We will be of the Rodong Simun didn���t have a comics section so I was reduced to number one in the sacred war to defend the country.��� One student is reading their version of the news. According to the Rodong, everybody quoted as saying ���We ex-soldiers students, will never miss the golden in North Korea is looking forward to the coming war with America Kim Jong Un chance and bury U.S. aggressors in the South Sea to the last man.��� and South Korea. The Rodong advises that when they are not out Another student reports that upon ���Hearing the news that Marshal peeling bark from trees to eat, that ���all workers, peasants, intellectuals Kim Jong Un inspected the Mu Islet Defense detachment, I felt new and students in worthwhile workplaces are burning their hearts with strength gushing out of my body. Yes, Indeed! We will surely emerge victorious in an determination to annihilate the enemy.��� If the whole country has heart burn, maybe all out action to safeguard the sovereignty of the country.��� we could just drop tons of Tums into the North Korea to relieve their gastric distress. An editorial notes that all young people at construction sites, industrial That would be cheaper than Korean War II. The paper reports that North Korea is establishments and socialist co-op farms are making do-or-die pledges to Marshal echoing with shouts of ���We can crush down the U.S. Imperialist aggressors with a Kim like the hero soldiers at a trench during the past Korean war. ���It is high time for stroke only with the strength of the Worker-Peasant Red Guards and the Young Red Guards.��� The Pentagon might disagree with this assessment of relative strengths of the us to wreak our inveterate grudge.��� As the North Koreans are not noted for their sense of humor, there may be a two countries. reason that the Pentagon is taking their war threats seriously. There Every now and then the colorful language in the Rondong made me think I was is a strong possibility that Kim Jong Un actually believes this stuff. reading The Onion, which for people who are calendar challenged, is an online We may all be in deep Kim Chi if Dennis Rodman���s buddy tries satirical newspaper. The Onion takes real events and then makes stuff up about them for a three point shot with a nuclear to make people laugh as they kill time before the Korean Apocalypse takes place. PITT DICKEY, Contributing bomb. Beware of North Koreans bearing The editors of the Rodong had to be laughing when they were coming up with their Writer, COMMENTS? Editor@ upandcomingweekly.com. inveterate grudges. articles. Unless they weren���t. The Rodong quoted an 80-year-old veteran of Korean 6 UCW MARCH 27 - APRIL 2, 2013 WWW.UPANDCOMINGWEEKLY.COM