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THURSDAY EVENING MARCH 15, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Favorites 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) News News Missing "Pilot" (S) (CC) Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) The Of- fi ce (CC) News Enter- Foxnews at 6 (N) Feud (S) Half Men tainment Two and Half Men Family Feud (S) KCCO 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Alone in the Wilderness, Part 2 (CC) Common Ground Commu- nity (N) WUCW Family WFTC Two and CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) To Be Announced American Idol "1 Voted Off" (N) 30 Rock (N) (S) American Idol "1 Voted Off" (N) The Vampire Dia- ries "1912" (N) (S) Big Bang Without a Trace A teacher disappears. KPXM Cold Case "China- town" (S) (CC) The First 48 (CC) CSI: Miami "Wet Foot/Dry Foot" (S) The Haunted (S) Cold Case "Foren- sics" (S) (CC) The First 48 (CC) The Haunted (S) Touch "Pilot" (S) (CC) The Of- fi ce (N) Up All Night (N) Touch "Pilot" (S) (CC) The Secret Circle "Lucky" (N) (CC) Without a Trace (S) (CC) Cold Case "Iced" (S) (CC) The First 48 (N) (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Grey's Anatomy (N) (S) (CC) (:02) Private Prac- tice (N) (S) (CC) The Playlist "Presents Charlie Parr and Low Special" (S) FOX at 9 (N) Awake "Guilty" (N) (S) Excused (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Two and Half Men Criminal Minds "In Birth and Death" The First 48: Miss- ing Persons (CC) ››› "Under Siege" (1992) Steven Seagal. A Navy cook thwarts a plot to hijack a battleship. 30 Rock 30 Rock Fturama Fturama Fturama Fturama South Pk Tosh.0 Daily Colbert Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Daily Colbert Sunny Fturama "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" MythBusters (CC) Last Frontier Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Last Frontier SportsCenter Special (N) Daily Mass E Spec. E Spec. E! Special Dewey Bozella Last Frontier Baseball Tonight (N) (CC) SportsNation (CC) E:60 (N) E:60 (N) The Announcement: Magic Johnson ››› "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" (2002) Daniel Radcliffe. Wolves Due College Hockey Last Frontier Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Chelsea E! News SportsCenter (N) Piers Morgan Last Frontier Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Last Frontier SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter Special (N) (CC) MMA Live (N) The World Over (N) Crossing Rosary Life on the Rock Defend Women Daily Mass The 700 Club PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, First Round. From Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club in Palm Harbor, Fla. '70s Central 19th Hole (N) Chelsea Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Chelsea Chelsea E! Special SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (CC) Mother Mother Two Two Two Two Archer Unsuper. Archer Unsuper. Unsuper. Archer Archer Unsuper. Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid LPGA Tour Golf Spotlight Due Roads World Poker Tour Spotlight Spotlight Dan Patrick Golf LPGA Tour Golf RR Donnelley Founders Cup, First Round. From Phoenix. Swamp People Swamp People '70s Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) Friends Friends Friends Friends '70s MMA Jail (S) › "See No Evil" (2006) Kane. (CC) Top 10 Paid Program (:01) Mudcats Paid Program Men's Health (:01) Top Gear Paid Paid Program Paid Program Central Golf Hunters House Property Property Sell LA Selling House Hunters House Hunters Sell LA Selling House Hunters House Hunters Property Property Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid To Be Announced Swamp People Swamp People (N) Mudcats (N) (CC) Top Gear (CC) (5:30) ›› "Saw" (2004) Cary Elwes. (5:45) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tourna- ment Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) "Great Lie" MGM Parade Behind Bars Cellblock 6 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament ››› "Dawn of the Dead" (2004) Sarah Polley. Spring Praise-Thon Behind Osteen Prince Hillsong Praise the Lord (Live). (CC) (:15) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ››› "Drums Along the Mohawk" (1939) Claudette Colbert. (CC) First Week In (S) ›› "The Whole Town's Talk- ing" (1935) (CC) First Week In (S) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament First Week In (S) SportsCenter (N) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club News (:35) World News FOX at 10 (N) Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men The Insider (N) 30 Rock (CC) Nightline 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) TBA Lakeland World News (:35) TMZ (N) KDLH 3 News PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) Late Show With David Letterman News Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) News Late Show With David Letterman Business The Playlist (:05) The Offi ce News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) Big Bang How I Met Inside Edition 30 Rock (CC) Criminal Minds "Scared to Death" (:01) The First 48: Missing Persons Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) The Haunted (S) Family Guy (S) Tavis Smiley Access Hollyw'd Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Family Guy (S) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (:01) The First 48 (CC) ››› "Under Siege" (1992) Steven Seagal. A Navy cook thwarts a plot to hijack a battleship. Accord- ing-Jim The Mystery of Chaco Canyon (S) (12:05) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Christine Christine Old Name Is Earl Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Hates Chris Always Sunny Without a Trace "Legacy" (CC) (12:01) The First 48 (CC) Favorites Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (Off Air) Your Legislators Dr. Wayne Dyer: Wishes Fulfi lled Getting the most out of life. (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program News Enter- Meet the Browns Ameri- can Dad tainment (:35) Extra (S) Paid Program Without a Trace "Doppelganger" (:01) The First 48: Missing Persons CSI: Miami (S) (CC) CSI: Miami "Losing Face" (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) The Haunted (S) Atlanta Housewives/Atl. Housewives/OC Housewives/OC OC Happens Housewives/Atl. Shahs of Sunset Happens Million Dollar The Kudlow Report Walt: The Man Behind the Myth E. B. OutFront Mark Zuckerberg Mad Money Walt: The Man Behind the Myth Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront FOX at 9 Use Your Brain to Change Your Age With Dr. Amen Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) (:05) Today (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Walk Fit Plat. Paid Program Paid Program Cheaters (CC) Paid Program (:02) The First 48: Missing Persons CSI: Miami "Wet Foot/Dry Foot" (S) The Haunted (S) Jerry Springer (S) (CC) P90X! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Access Hollyw'd Early Today (N) Victor Borge FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) The Steve Wilkos Show (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program ››› "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (1987) Steve Martin. (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Piers Morgan Business Today Early Start (N) Paid Paid Paid Paid Phineas Wizards Random "Adventures of Sharkboy" Fish Austin Phineas Wizards Wizards Wizards Good Good ANT ANT Deck Deck Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Babar Oso E! News (N) SportsCenter SportsNation (CC) College GameDay (CC) SportsCenter Prince Life SportsCenter SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) The World Over Octava Servant Burma Mary Threshold of Hope The Journey Home Original Choices Paid Paid J. Meyer Crefl o Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Prostate Paid Paid 19th Hole Golf Central Closet Prostate Paid Paid Paid Paid Project Runway Project Runway Project Runway Runway 24 Hour Catwalk Runway Project Runway Project Runway Runway 24 Hour Catwalk Runway Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Anubis iCarly (S) My Wife My Wife George George '70s Jail (S) Holy Evidnce Bible Crefl o Spring Praise-A-Thon Conan The Of- fi ce (CC) First Week In (S) CSI: NY "The Fall" M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) NCIS A Navy diver is murdered. (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) "Ex- traordn" "Big Mommas: Like Father" (5:05) ›› "Un- known" (2011) (S) (5:30) ›› "Brother's Justice" 'NR' Home Improve. Home Improve. NCIS "Guilty Plea- sure" (S) (CC) Ray- mond Ray- mond NCIS "Moonlighting" (S) (CC) ››› "Cedar Rapids" (2011) Ed Helms. 'R' (CC) "The Hollywood Complex" (2010) 'NR' (CC) Too Short ›››› "Platoon" (1986, War) Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe. (S) 'R' (CC) Snoop: The Bad Girls of Comedy ›› "The Mechanic" (2011) Jason Statham. (S) 'R' (CC) Ray- mond Ray- mond NCIS "Obsession" (S) (CC) Mother Mother Mother Mother News at Nine Game of Thrones "The Pointy End" Shameless (iTV) Monica returns. (S) (:35) "Triangle" (2009) Melissa George. (S) 'R' (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Barta Big Fish Fishing Ultimate Charlie ››› "Tin Cup" (1996, Comedy) Kevin Costner. Funny Videos Real Sex Xtra Inside Comedy King of Queens Suits "Pilot" A lawyer recruits a genius. (CC) King of Queens The Of- fi ce (CC) (:45) ››› "Mary of Scotland" (1936, Historical Drama) Katharine Hepburn, Fredric March. (CC) Cellblock 6 CSI: NY (S) (CC) Conan Behind Bars Stargate SG-1 (S) Paid Paid Turning Point Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›››› "Stagecoach" (1939, Western) John Wayne, Claire Trevor. (CC) Franklin & Bash Law & Order (S) Roseanne (S) (CC) The Nanny CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Poker After Dark Darts house › "Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son" (2011) Martin Lawrence. 'PG-13' (10:50) ›› "Unknown" (2011) Liam Neeson. 'PG-13' House of Lies (S) Californi- cation Inside Comedy Co-Ed Con. (:32) Burn Notice "Good Soldier" The Nanny The Nanny Jail (S) GTTV Entou MMA Entou Entou Entou Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid "Android Apocalypse" (2006) ››› "Flesh" (1932, Drama) Wallace Beery, Karen Morley, Ricardo Cortez. Bizarre Foods No Reservation The Layover (CC) Bizarre Foods No Reservation The Layover (CC) Bizarre Foods Paid Paid 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament 3's Com- pany (:31) ›› "The Night Listener" (2006) Robin Williams. (12:50) ››› "Cedar Rapids" (2011) Ed Helms. (S) 'R' 3's Com- pany Chris George George My Wife My Wife Home Nanny TBA Matters Matters "Eyeborgs" (2009) Acquire Wom Married Married Married Married Married Married ›› "About Face" (1952) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 10 Years 10 Years NUMB3RS (CC) Adven Adven MAD Regular King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Delocate Chil Aqua Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Delocate Drinky Aqua King/Hill King/Hill Looney Ben 10 Food Food Bizarre Foods 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Smallville "Isis" (S) Angel (S) (CC) Kitchen Paid Paid Paid March Madnes Tow Tow Tow Bait Car Bait Car The Investigators Forensic Paid Paid Paid Rose- anne (S) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (:20) › "Your Highness" (2011) Danny McBride. (S) 'R' Home Improve. The Jef- fersons Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Paid Program 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Death Death Sunny Sunny Fturama Fturama South Pk South Pk Mad Ab't Paid Paid Paid Cat- ›› "Knight and Day" (2010, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Sunset Place (:15) "Clash" (2009, Action) Thanh Van Ngo, Hoang Phuc Nguyen. (S) 'R' (CC) (:15) "The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad" (2012) 'NR' (CC) ›› "Jackass: The Movie" (2002) Johnny Knoxville. 'R' (:40) ›› "Bound" (1996, Suspense) Jennifer Tilly. (S) 'R' (CC) ››› "Inglourious Basterds" (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz. iTV. (S) 'R' "Essential Killing" (2010) Vincent Gallo. 'NR' (CC) (:05) "Big Money Rustlas" (2010) Violent J. iTV. 'R' "Fifty Pills" (2006, Comedy) Lou Taylor Pucci. (S) 'R' (CC) Paid Program Fairly Legal A simple fi nancial matter. NBC Sports Talk Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid NBC Sports Talk J. Meyer (:05) ››› "Separate Lies" (2005) Tom Wilkinson. (S) 'R' "Train Dragon" › "The Wizard" (1989) Fred Savage. (S) 'PG' (CC) (:40) › "The Untold" (2002) Lance Henriksen. 'R' (CC) ›› "Neverwas" (2005) Aaron Eckhart. 'PG-13' (CC) MARCH 11 - 17, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 15 MythBusters (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Crefl o Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Program Paid Program Key of David (S) Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Orangu Eden Flipping Out (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Bethenny Ever Squawk Box (N) Old Christine (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Be a Mil- lionaire Paid Program (:37) The Dr. Oz Show (S) (CC) News Comics NewsRa- dio Up to the Minute (N) (S) ABC World News Now (N) (CC) Up to the Minute (N) (S) America Morning Morning News WCCO 4 News Morning News KDLH 3 Weather News News News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5 SPORTS KIDS NEWS

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