Today's Entertainment

Thursday movies 2:00 p.m. AMC "A League of Their Own" ››› (1992, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Geena Davis. The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a major-league has- been as a manager. (3hr) FX "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" ››› (1999, Comedy) Mike Myers, Heather Graham. The secret agent travels back in time to the THURSDAY, MAY 31 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 Friends Two and a Half Men Wild Kratts 2:35 p.m. STARZ "Winnie the Pooh" ››› (2011, Adventure) Voices of Jim Cummings, Bud Luckey. Animated. Owl mistakenly misleads Pooh and friends into believing that Chris- topher Robin has been abducted. (1hr10) 1960s to rescue his stolen mojo from Dr. Evil. (2hr) 5:00 p.m. FAM "My Fake Fiancé" ››› (2009, Ro- mance-Comedy) Melissa Joan Hart, Joey Lawrence. A man and a woman fake an engagement and wed- ding to receive presents and money. (2hr) 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 Friends 30 Rock "Live Show" Rick Steves' Europe 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 How I Met Your Mother World News America Every Woman The Flying Nun Hogan's Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord 'Til Death Anderson 'Til Death M A&E 118 265 The First 48 ∂ AMC 130 254 CSI: Miami ≤ ANPL 184 282 North Woods Law The First 48 Mad Money 6:15 p.m. ENC "Big" ››› (1988, Fantasy) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins. A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (1hr45) 5:30 p.m. HBO "Harry Pot- ter and the Deathly Hal- lows: Part 2" ››› (2011, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. As his show- down with Lord Voldemort nears, Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. (2hr15) 7:24 p.m. STARZ "Mid- night in Paris" ››› (2011, Romance-Comedy) Owen Wilson, Rachel 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley How I Met Your Mother Experience Michiana ABC World News Paid Program WSBT News Scrubs Seinfeld ª BET 124 329 The Parkers The Parkers 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live "Top 10 Countdown" [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 Situation Room O COM 107 249 Sunny E CSNCH 665 TBA CSI: Miami "Tipping Point" North Woods Law Sunny 1 CSPAN 210 350 U.S. House of Representatives Heartland Poker Tour John King, USA 30 Rock B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 Softball Kardashian ∞ FOOD 110 231 Best Dishes Home C'king Chopped "Against the Tide" P FX 137 248 (4:00) Movie Walk Hard ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons æ FAM 180 311 ››› My Fake Fiancé ('09) Melissa Joan Hart. V FNC 205 360 The Five SportsNation NFL32 (N) (Live) Special Report Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ¥ NBCSN 151 608 (4:30) Rugby Reba J TLC 183 280 Lottery Changed My Life T TNT 138 245 Law & Order "Bible Story" @ TOON 176 296 Level Up Friends 3 WGN-A 239 307 Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock (517) ENC 340 526 (4:35) Movie Fear S USA 105 242 NCIS Bored housewives. (550) HBO 300 501 24/7 Swamp People "Scorched" Wife Swap L OXY 127 612 America's Next Top Model America's Next Top Model Snapped "Marcia Kelly" Q SPIKE 168 262 Jail 6 TBS 139 247 Friends ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time Jail King Jail NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Big Time PoliticsNation Ø TRAV 215 277 Man v. Food Man v. Food Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern ± TRUTV 204 246 Bait Car > TVLAND 106 301 Bonanza Cops M*A*S*H Cops NCIS Murdered model. (562) MAX 310 512 (:15) ›› Stuck on You ('03) Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear. (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:25) Movie 29 Palms (533) STARZ 350 520 Starz Studios (:25) ›› Battle: Los Angeles ('11) Aaron Eckhart. ››› Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 ('11) ›› Barbershop ('02, Comedy) Ice Cube. (:15) ››› Big ('88) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins. M*A*S*H 30 Rock World's Dumbest... M*A*S*H Regular Show Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time Advent. Time Annoying Bait Car Lottery Changed My Life Bones King Jail Undercover Boss: Abroad Bones Seinfeld Stings Seinfeld iCarly Stings NCIS "Dead and Unburied" Funniest Home Videos M*A*S*H E! News 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune The Big Bang Theory 7:30 7:30 p.m. MAX "Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World" ››› (2003, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany. In 1805 a British captain and his crew endure hardships while trying to prevent a French ship from reaching the Pacific Ocean. (2hr30) 7:45 p.m. HBO "X-Men: First Class" ››› (2011, Action) James McAvoy, Mi- chael Fassbender. Charles MOVIES 8 PM Inside Edition The Office Jeopardy! The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory 8:30 The Office (:31) Rules of Engagement Breaking Pointe Intense mo- ments at a ballet company. Ask an Expert 9 PM America's Got Talent The Catalina A spring break pool party. Family Guy American Dad The Simpsons Family Guy Touch "Gyre, Parts 1 & 2" Martin and Abigail join forces. PBS NewsHour My Three Sons Family Ties IBA News From Israel ABC57 News at 7P Entertainment Tonight Always Good Potters CSI: Miami "Head Case" To Be Announced (:25) 30 Rock Colbert Rep Daily Show Futurama Chicago Tribune Live (N) The Kudlow Report Erin Burnett OutFront Lester Sumrall Live From Studio B Raymond Raymond Without a Trace The First 48 Behind Duets "Classic Duets" The pairs perform classic duets. Steven and Chris Joel Osteen Prince The First 48 "Missing" Dr. Phil Antiques Roadshow Some of the most expensive finds. The Harvest Show News and music. McAdams. Vacationing in contemporary Paris with his fiancee, an insecure writer is whisked back in time and meets Jazz Age giants of art and literature. (1hr36) 8:00 p.m. ENC "13 Going on 30" ››› (2004, Ro- mance-Comedy) Jennifer 9:30 10 PM Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr work with other mutants to prevent a nuclear night- mare, but a situation soon tears the close friends apart. (2hr15) SHOW "Source Code" ››› (2011, Suspense) Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Monaghan. A helicopter pilot takes part in a secret government program that enables him to assume someone's identity and experience the last few minutes of that person's life. (1hr40) 9:00 p.m. FAM "The Mask" ››› (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz. An ancient mask transforms a drab bank clerk into a grin- ning Romeo with superhu- man powers. (2hr) Garner, Mark Ruffalo. An uncool girl magically be- comes a successful adult after making a wish at her disastrous birthday party. (1hr45) 9:45 p.m. ENC "Beetle- juice" ››› (1988, Com- edy) Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin. A ghoul helps a newly dead couple haunt the tasteless new owners of their beloved home. (1hr35) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM America's Got Talent Person of Interest "Root Cause" The Mentalist A blogger tracks a serial killer. ABC57 News on CW25 News Secrets of the Dead New evidence raises questions. Rookie Blue Andy and Swarek track a teen. ›› John Q ('02, Drama) Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall, James Woods. Trash Inc: The Secret Life of Apocalypse 2012 Anderson Cooper 360 ›› U.S. Marshals ('98, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. River Monsters "Killer Catfish" Without a Trace "Trials" The First 48 "Ultimate Price" D DISC 182 278 Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Final Offer R DISN 172 290 Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Good-Charlie A.N.T. Farm Jessie N E! 114 236 Kardashian Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Jessie NBA Face to Face I HGTV 112 229 Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters H HIST 120 269 Swamp People F LIFE 108 252 Reba Hardball Chris Matthews Movie iCarly Wife Swap How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Golf Central Big Break Atlantis Little House on the Prairie College Softball NCAA World Series, Game 3: Teams TBA. ›› The Haunted Mansion ('03, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor Chopped Chopped Little House on the Prairie Swamp People Big Break Atlantis Little House on the Prairie The Ed Show House Million Dollar Selling NY Selling LA Swamp People "Turf War" House '70s Show '70s Show George Snapped "Linda Pedroza" iMPACT Wrestling (N) Family Guy The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Poker After Dark Swamp People House Selling NY Hunters House Undercover Boss: Abroad On the Fly On the Fly Tattoo School Tattoo School On the Fly On the Fly NBA Pregame (N) (Live) Snapped "Dallia Dippolito" Big Bang George Big Bang Men at Work Big Bang Tanisha Gets Married UFC Unleashed Costas Tonight (N) Friends Man v. Food Man v. Food Bggg Bttls Bggg Bttls Mysteries at the Museum World's Dumbest... Snow White ››› Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World ('03) (:45) ››› Source Code ('11, Suspense) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:24) ››› Midnight in Paris ('11) Magic City 14 The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice • May 26, 2012-June 1, 2012 (:45) ››› X-Men: First Class ('11) James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine ››› 13 Going on 30 ('04), Mark Ruffalo Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King NCIS "Twisted Sister" World's Dumbest... NCIS "Cover Story" Not Safe For Work NCIS A blind photographer. (:45) ››› Beetlejuice ('88) Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin. True Blood (:25) Botched ('07, Suspense) Stephen Dorff. Magic City ›› The Change-Up ('11) Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman. Red Light Comedy ›› Straw Dogs ('11) 30 Rock Real Sex Regular Show King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Bizarre Foods/Zimmern NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) In NBA It Only Hurts It Only Hurts Common Law "Ride-Along" Scrubs (:20) Fear Conan Mountain Men 7 Days of Sex The Soup Bobby Brown Mrs. Eastwood & Company Eastwood 2012 Scripps National Spelling Bee In Washington, D.C. Chopped A seafood surprise. SportsNet UFC Reloaded "UFC 139: Rua vs. Henderson" Shogun Rua vs. Dan Henderson. Capitol Hill Hearings Futurama South Park South Park Tracy Morgan Piers Morgan Tonight Hillsong TV Praise the Lord News River Monsters Comics Seinfeld "The Little Jerry" News WSBT News at 11 The Office "The Banker" Charlie Rose Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Lesea Broad- casting ABC57 News at 11P (:35) Nightline Paid Program WSBT News Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent The First 48 (:01) The First 48 Big Mac: Inside McDonald's Mad Money Anderson Cooper 360 The Game The Game Erin Burnett OutFront ››› The Fugitive ('93) River Monsters Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet SportsNet NCAA Update College Softball NCAA World Series, Game 4: Teams TBA. ››› The Mask ('94, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz. Hannity Shake It Up! A.N.T. Farm Jessie Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Eastwood PGA Tour Golf Memorial Tournament, First Round. Little House on the Prairie ›› Everybody's Fine ('09) Robert De Niro. Frasier Greta Van Susteren Sweet Genius Frasier Hunters Int'l Hunters Frasier Auction Kings Auction Kings Phineas, Ferb Shake It Up! Chelsea Lat E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) The 700 Club SportsNation The O'Reilly Factor Sweet Genius Golf Central Frasier (:01) Mountain Men Amanda de Cadenet The Ed Show Friends Law & Order: Criminal Intent MMA NBC Sports Talk Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Ways to Die Hunters Int'l 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman That '70s Show TMZ The Office

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