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FamFeud Millionaire Millionaire Cleveland Cougar Cougar Rules Rules How I Met Griffith M A&E 118 265 Parking Parking Storage Storage Storage Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Dog Dog Dog Dog After the First 48 The First 48 ∂ AMC 130 254 Stooges Varied Programs ≤ ANPL 184 282 Dogs 101 Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Varied Programs ª BET 124 329 (:20) Martin (:20) Martin Movie Varied Payne Payne Payne Prince Prince Martin (:33) Martin Payne Payne [ CNBC 208 355 Squawk on the Street Squawk Alley Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch Closing Bell W CNN 200 202 CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom At This Hour With Legal View Wolf CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom Jake Tapper O COM 107 249 Comedy Nightly Daily Show (:18) Saturday Night Live (:24) Saturday Night Live Varied Programs E CSNCH 665 SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 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Dumbest Varied Dumbest Varied Dumbest Varied Programs > TVLAND 106 301 Griffith Griffith Griffith Griffith Griffith Griffith Bonanza Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Gunsmoke S USA 105 242 Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU 3 WGN-A 239 307 Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of the Night In the Heat of the Night In the Heat of the Night Blue Bloods (550) HBO 300 501 (:10) Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs (562) MAX 310 512 (7:55) Movie Varied Programs (:40) Movie Varied Programs (575) SHOW 318 537 (8:15) Movie Movie Varied Programs (:20) Movie Varied Programs (533) STARZ 350 520 (7:35) Movie Varied Programs (3:50) Movie Varied (517) STZENC 340 526 (7:55) Movie Varied (9:50) Movie Varied Programs Page 4 April 11 - 17, 2016 Late Night with Seth Meyers A Michigan woman was arrested this week after she bit a Walmart employee who tried to stop her from shoplifting. Luckily the other employees were experienced in dealing with Walmart customers and quickly sucked the venom out. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Ted Cruz was just featured in Us Weekly's "25 Things You Didn't Know About Me" column. And on the list he revealed that he was once bitten by an octopus at the beach and got "terribly ill." Then the octopus said, "Yeah, it took me a while to recover, too." Late Show With Stephen Colbert I'm a bit of a web-head. I like to find the hidden, out-of- the-way corners of the Internet, and I stumbled across a gem recently you might enjoy. It's called Amazon.com. It's got everything: Books, appliances, and if you just order two AA batteries, it comes packed with 30 sealed bags full of Chinese air. That's a cheap high. The Late Late Show With James Corden Over the weekend, Hillary was endorsed by a California leader of the KKK, Will Quigg, because he believes she will do the exact opposite of what she promises and that she's an "undercover Hitler." That makes me think three things. 1) She's not. 2) She's definitely not. And 3) "Undercover Hitler" sounds like the worst spin-off of "Undercover Boss." Jimmy Kimmel Live According to the Annual World Happiness Report, the United States is the 13th happiest country in the world. We might have just dropped to 17th, I don't know. You know what the happiest country in the world is? Denmark. Danish people are the happiest. Of course they're happy, they have a pastry named after them. nitelaughs spoRts Movies FAMily speciAls

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