Today's Entertainment

9 p.m. on WNDU 0 The Office After a drunken Robert (James Spader) shuts down a nearby Dunder Mifflin branch, Jim and Dwight (John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson) team up to outsmart a salesman from Scranton's sister city. Andy (Ed Helms) attempts to jump-start his comeback in the new episode "Turf War." Jenna Fischer, B.J. Novak and Angela Kinsey also star. THURSDAY, MAY 3 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS Thursday movies 2:30 p.m. MAX "The Brady Bunch Movie" ››› (1995, Comedy) Shelley Long, Gary Cole. The Bradys and their TV- series clan refuse to sell their home to a shady real- estate developer. (1hr30) 4:00 p.m. MAX "The Tree of Life" ››› (2011, Drama) Brad Pitt, Sean Penn. Disillusioned in a modern world, a man tries to come to terms with the complicated relationship S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 Friends Two and a Half Men Wild Kratts 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 Friends 30 Rock "Sun Tea" Rick Steves' Europe 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 How I Met Your Mother World News America Every Woman The Flying Nun Hogan's Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord 'Til Death Anderson 'Til Death M A&E 118 265 The First 48 "One Heart" ∂ AMC 130 254 CSI: Miami ≤ ANPL 184 282 Swamp Wars Frasier Scrubs The First 48 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley How I Met Your Mother Experience Michiana ABC World News WSBT News Seinfeld CSI: Miami "Death Eminent" E CSNCH 665 Midwest Out. Heartland Poker Tour 1 CSPAN 210 350 U.S. House of Representatives D DISC 182 278 American Chopper R DISN 172 290 Jessie N E! 114 236 E! Special Jessie ∞ FOOD 110 231 Best Dishes Home C'king Chopped Pasta dishes. P FX 137 248 (3:00) Movie Daredevil ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons æ FAM 180 311 (4:00) Movie Coyote Ugly V FNC 205 360 The Five Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ¥ NBCSN 151 608 Kentucky Derby Access (N) ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob Kung Fu Jail J TLC 183 280 Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up 20/20 on TLC T TNT 138 245 Law & Order "Haven" @ TOON 176 296 Level Up Friends King Jail King Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Truck Stp ± TRUTV 204 246 Bait Car 3 WGN-A 239 307 Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock (517) ENC 340 526 (4:30) Movie Nine Months > TVLAND 106 301 Bonanza "The Stranger" S USA 105 242 NCIS "Judgment Day" (550) HBO 300 501 Movie (562) MAX 310 512 (4:00) Movie The Tree of Life (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:30) Movie Joan Rivers Regular Show MAD Bait Car Bones Death metal band. Gumball (:13) M*A*S*H Cops Cops (533) STARZ 350 520 Starz Studios ››› The Guard ('11) Brendan Gleeson. (:45) ›› Bruce Almighty ('03, Comedy) Jim Carrey. ›› Ceremony ('10) Michael Angarano. (:15) ›› Dragonheart ('96) Dennis Quaid, David Thewlis. (:20) ›› You Got Served ('04, Drama) NCIS "Last Man Standing" 30 Rock 14 The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice • Saturday, April 28, 2012 M*A*S*H Advent. Time Advent. Time MAD World's Dumbest... NCIS "Heartland" Seinfeld Bones Jail Funniest Home Videos Tech It to the Max Wife Swap PoliticsNation South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep 30 Rock Chicago Tribune Live (N) John King, USA American Chopper ›› The Princess Diaries ('01, Comedy) Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway. Special Report NFL32 (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) I HGTV 112 229 Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Hunters Int'l Hunters H HIST 120 269 Everyday History F LIFE 108 252 Wife Swap Wife Swap L OXY 127 612 America's Next Top Model America's Next Top Model Snapped "Kelly Ryan" Q SPIKE 168 262 Jail 6 TBS 139 247 Friends Sports Talk NHL Live iCarly Victorious Jail Jail How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Golf Central Big Break Little House on the Prairie Feherty Hardball Chris Matthews Little House on the Prairie Modern History ª BET 124 329 The Parkers The Parkers 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 Situation Room O COM 107 249 Sunny 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune The Big Bang Theory PBS NewsHour ABC57 News at 7P Entertainment Tonight Always Good Potters River Monsters: Unhooked Blue Planet: Seas/Life Mad Money CSI: Miami The Kudlow Report Erin Burnett OutFront B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 SportsNation (N) Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Phineas, Ferb ›››› WALL-E ('08) Voices of Ben Burtt. E! Special American Chopper E! News SportsNet MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds. Capitol Hill Hearings American Chopper 30 Rock Futurama ››› Catching Hell ('11, Documentary) E! Special FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor Chopped "Rattle & Roll" ››› Avatar ('09) Sam Worthington. A former Marine falls in love with a native of a lush alien world. Big Break PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, First Round. From Charlotte, N.C. Little House on the Prairie Chopped Chopped "Time & Space" Greta Van Susteren Sweet Genius NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) SpongeBob SpongeBob My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids George Snapped "Michelle Hetzel" Jail The Ed Show Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang 20/20 on TLC Jail (:24) M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King NCIS "Nine Lives" World's Dumbest... Sand Masters Sand Masters Hotel Impossible World's Dumbest... Mayweather ›› Green Lantern ('11) Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. ›› Love & Other Drugs ('10, Drama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:13) ›› Bringing Down the House ('03) Steve Martin. Womb ('10, Science Fiction) Eva Green, Matt Smith. Magic City How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine ›› The Quick and the Dead ('95, Western) Sharon Stone. NCIS "Murder 2.0" Selling NY Selling NY Selling LA Swamp People Wife Swap Little House on the Prairie Swamp People Wife Swap Selling NY Hunters Frasier Snapped "Dallia Dippolito" iMPACT Wrestling (N) NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 20/20 on TLC The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word NHL Live George Big Bang 20/20 on TLC Big Bang Frasier Ax Men "Family Rivalry" 7 Days of Sex NBC Sports Talk E! Special American Chopper E! Special 7:30 4:30 p.m. SHOW "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" ››› (2010, Documen- tary) Filmmakers Ricki Stern and Annie Sundberg document a year in the life of the comedy pioneer as she works tirelessly to keep her career thriving in a youth-driven culture. (1hr30) that he shared with his father. (2hr20) 5:30 p.m. STARZ "The Guard" ››› (2011, Comedy) Brendan Gleeson, Don Cheadle. A vulgar Irish cop and a straight-laced American FBI agent uncover police MOVIES 8 PM Jeopardy! The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory 8:30 Inside Edition Community 30 Rock (:31) Rules of Engagement The Vampire Diaries "Before Sunset" Family Guy American Dad The Simpsons Family Guy American Idol "1 Voted Off" A finalist is eliminated. My Three Sons The Harvest Show Five Hour Special Missing Giancarlo and Becca pursue Azimoff. Raymond Raymond MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox. (N) (Live) The First 48 Steven and Chris Behind ›› Poetic Justice ('93, Romance-Comedy) Janet Jackson, Tupac Shakur. Mexico's Drug War Anderson Cooper 360 Futurama ›› The Matrix Revolutions ('03, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. Wild Russia The First 48 The First 48 Wild Russia Cocaine Cowboys How Miami became the drug capital. Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama Futurama › Half Past Dead ('02) Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut. Mad Money Wild Russia Anderson Cooper 360 ››› Jackass 2.5 ('07) Strong Man Strong Man Strong Man Strong Man Strong Man NFL Live ›› The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement ('04) Anne Hathaway. Hannity Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Fish Hooks A.N.T. Farm Good-Charlie Shake It Up! Ice-Coco Treasure of bin Laden Ice-Coco American Chopper Chelsea Lat E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) The 700 Club The O'Reilly Factor Sweet Genius Hunters Int'l Hunters Frasier MMA Live (N) Underwrld Golf Central Frasier (:01) Hardcore History Amanda de Cadenet The Ed Show '70s Show '70s Show Friends Best Ink Pet-themed tattoos. Big Bang Regular Show King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Truck Stp NBA Basketball Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Most Shocking NCIS "Collateral Damage" (9:50) ›› Desperado ('95), Salma Hayek True Blood ›› Beastly ('11, Fantasy) Alex Pettyfer. (9:55) Magic City ›› The A-Team ('10) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. Gigolos Katie In Plain Sight 30 Rock Bggg Bttls Bggg Bttls King Scrubs Katie (10:55) ›› Colombiana Sunset Place 20/20 on TLC Conan Joel Osteen Prince Grey's Anatomy "Let the Bad Times Roll" Dr. Phil (:01) Scandal Amanda Tanner goes missing. Hillsong TV Praise the Lord (Live). The First 48 News Frasier ABC57 News at 11P Comics (:35) Nightline WSBT News Without a Trace "Shadows" (:01) The First 48 ›› The Matrix Revolutions Wild Russia Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet Erin Burnett OutFront SportsNet 9 PM The Office "Turf War" 7:30 p.m. ESPN "Catch- ing Hell" ››› (2011, Documentary) Citizens of Chicago blame baseball fan Steve Bartman for interfering with a crucial play during a Cubs playoff game. (2hr) corruption among the former's superiors while probing a drug-trafficking ring. (1hr43) 8:00 p.m. FX "Avatar" ››› (2009, Science Fic- tion) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. On an alien planet, a former Marine falls in love with a blue-skinned warrior and sides with her people 9:30 10 PM Parks and Recreation Person of Interest Finch gives Reese the day off. The Secret Circle "Prom" Dawn tries to stop Blackwell. Touch Martin helps a woman find her family. 10:00 p.m. COM "Jackass 2.5" ››› (2007, Docu- mentary) Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera. Danger- ous and disgusting stunts performed by the Jackass crew. (1hr) 8:30 p.m. DISN "WALL-E" ›››› (2008, Adventure) Voices of Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight. Animated. After years of tidying up an Earth devoid of humanity, a robot janitor meets a mechanical scout and chases her across the galaxy. (1hr45) against humankind's en- croachment on their lush world. (3hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Awake "Slack Water" Hannah faces a tough situation. The Mentalist A surfer is murdered. ABC57 News on CW25 News Ask an Expert "Lawyer" (Call-in). Antiques Roadshow "Atlanta" Secrets of the Dead "Lost in the Amazon" Seinfeld "The Caddy" News WSBT News at 11 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman That '70s Show TMZ The Office Charlie Rose The Office Hunters Int'l Kentucky Derby Classics Friends Law & Order: Criminal Intent MMA Ways to Die

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