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8:31 p.m. on WSBT 6 Rules of Engagement For a married guy, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) can be pretty clueless about women and relation- ships sometimes. Case in point: Finding out that Audrey (Megyn Price) uses sex to get what she wants from him comes as a total shock. Rus- sell and Timmy (David Spade, Adhir Kalyan) make a commercial for their soup spoon in the new episode "After the Lovin'." Oliver Hudson also stars. THURSDAY, APRIL 12 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 Friends Wild Kratts 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 Friends Rick Steves' Europe 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons American Dad Family Guy "Death Lives" World News America Every Woman The Flying Nun Hogan's Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P TBN 260 372 (4:30) Movie The Final Inquiry 'Til Death Anderson 'Til Death M A&E 118 265 The First 48 ∂ AMC 130 254 CSI: Miami "Addiction" ≤ ANPL 184 282 Hillbilly Handfishin' Frasier Scrubs The First 48 Thursday movies 12:30 p.m. TOON "Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo" ››› (2006, Adventure) Voices of Greg Cipes, Scott Menville. Animated. Five superheroes search for a Japanese criminal after a high-tech ninja attack. (1hr30) 2:30 p.m. MAX "Runaway Jury" ››› (2003, Suspense) John Cusack, Gene Hackman. A juror, a lawyer and a mysterious woman stand in the way of 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley How I Met Your Mother 30 Rock Experience Michiana ABC World News Behold: Shroud of Turin Seinfeld WSBT News CSI: Miami "Shootout" E CSNCH 665 MLB Baseball Cubs Post. HB Award Chicago Tribune Live (N) 1 CSPAN 210 350 U.S. House of Representatives D DISC 182 278 Man, Woman, Wild South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep 30 Rock John King, USA R DISN 172 290 Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Shake It Up! Phineas, Ferb Shake It Up! ›› 16 Wishes ('10, Comedy) Debby Ryan. N E! 114 236 Khloe B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 SportsNation (N) Khloe ∞ FOOD 110 231 Best Dishes Home C'king Chopped P FX 137 248 (4:00) Movie Zombieland ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons æ FAM 180 311 (4:00) Movie Down to You V FNC 205 360 The Five Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ¥ NBCSN 151 608 Motorsports Hour ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob Kung Fu L OXY 127 612 America's Next Top Model Q SPIKE 168 262 DEA Undercover missions. 6 TBS 139 247 Friends Reba J TLC 183 280 48 Hours: Hard Evidence T TNT 138 245 Law & Order Career criminal. @ TOON 176 296 Level Up Friends 3 WGN-A 239 307 Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock (517) ENC 340 526 (4:20) Movie Working Girl S USA 105 242 Burn Notice "Fight or Flight" (550) HBO 300 501 Movie (562) MAX 310 512 (4:40) Movie Lottery Ticket (575) SHOW 318 537 Movie (533) STARZ 350 520 Movie Dual Survivor Khloe ›› The Prince & Me ('04, Romance-Comedy) Julia Stiles, Luke Mably. Special Report NFL32 (N) (Live) I HGTV 112 229 Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l House H HIST 120 269 Swamp People "Avenged" F LIFE 108 252 Reba Swamp People Wife Swap PoliticsNation ›› Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde ('03, Comedy) DEA Undercover missions. King iCarly Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Truck Stp ± TRUTV 204 246 Top 20 Most Shocking > TVLAND 106 301 Bonanza Regular Show MAD Cops (:13) M*A*S*H NCIS "Twilight" Gumball Cops (:45) ›› The Medallion ('03) Jackie Chan. ›› Red ('10, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (:40) ›› Soul Surfer ('11) AnnaSophia Robb, Helen Hunt. (:20) ›› The Beverly Hillbillies ('93) (:20) ›› Life ('99) Eddie Murphy. 30 Rock 14 The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice • April 7, 2012 - April 13, 2012 M*A*S*H Advent. Time Advent. Time MAD World's Dumbest... NCIS "Kill Ari" Funniest Home Videos 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Bones King DEA "Deep Cover" Seinfeld Wife Swap How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Golf Central Feherty Little House on the Prairie Chopped "High Hopes" Little House on the Prairie Swamp People Feherty Sports Talk NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Playoffs, Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live) Big Time Hardball Chris Matthews Victorious Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Bones Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids George Snapped Big Easy Big Easy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) (:24) M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King NCIS "Kill Ari" World's Dumbest... Sand Masters Sand Masters Hotel Impossible Clipaholics (:15) ›› Green Lantern ('11) Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. ›› Beastly ('11, Fantasy) Alex Pettyfer. ›› Priest ('11) Paul Bettany, Karl Urban. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine ›› Man of the House ('05, Comedy) NCIS "Silver War" (:15) ››› Death Becomes Her ('92) Meryl Streep. The Borgias Magic City Portrait, Fight Too Short NCIS "Switch" (:45) › Grown Ups ('10) Adam Sandler, Kevin James. True Blood ›› The Adjustment Bureau ('11) Regular Show King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Truck Stp NBA Basketball: Mavericks at Warriors Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Top 20 Most Shocking King In Plain Sight 30 Rock Nurse Jackie The Big C Gigolos Magic City Bourdain: No Reservations Katie Morgan Real Sex Pirates of the Caribbean ›› Spawn Scrubs (:45) Naughty Sunset Place Victorious Khloe American Chopper E! News American Chopper Around/Horn Interruption SportsNation FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor NFL Live (N) (Live) ›› Pineapple Express ('08, Comedy) Seth Rogen, James Franco. Little House on the Prairie Chopped Chopped "Viewers' Choice!" Selling NY Selling NY Selling LA Swamp People ››› Selena ('97, Biography) Jennifer Lopez, Edward James Olmos. The Ed Show Swamp People "Rebound" Snapped "Brigitte Harris" iMPACT Wrestling (N) The Soup 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons Family Ties "Oops" ABC57 News at 7P IBA News From Israel Entertainment Tonight Raymond Raymond Without a Trace "Exposure" The First 48 Potters ª BET 124 329 The Parkers The Parkers 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live "Top 10 Countdown" [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 Situation Room O COM 107 249 Sunny River Monsters: Unhooked Fatal Attractions Mad Money CSI: Miami "Cop Killer" The Kudlow Report Erin Burnett OutFront Steven and Chris Behind The First 48 7:30 4:20 p.m. ENC "Working Girl" ››› (1988, Romance-Comedy) Melanie Griffith, Harrison Ford. A spunky Wall Street secretary takes her MOVIES 8 PM Jeopardy! The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men 8:30 Inside Edition Community 30 Rock (:31) Rules of Engagement The Vampire Diaries "All My Children" American Idol "1 Voted Off" The finalists face elimination. 9 PM The Big Bang Theory 4:00 p.m. FX "Zombieland" ››› (2009, Comedy) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (2hr) a man trying to manipulate an explosive trial. (2hr10) 8:00 p.m. LIFE "Selena" ››› (1997, Biography) Jennifer Lopez, Edward James Olmos. A beautiful Mexican-American singer's skyrocketing international career ends abruptly. (2hr30) boss's place with a merger specialist. (2hr) 8:15 p.m. MAX "Death Becomes Her" ››› (1992, Fantasy) Meryl Streep, Bruce Willis. An actress and an author fight over a plastic surgeon and the secret of eternal beauty. (1hr45) 8:30 p.m. E! "Knocked Up" ››› (2007, 9:30 10 PM 11:55 p.m. HBO "Bridesmaids" ››› (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. Though broke and lovelorn, a woman takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with being her best friend's maid of honor. (2hr10) Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (2hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM The Office Up All Night Awake "Ricky's Tacos" Hannah prepares for the move. 2 Broke Girls Person of Interest Detective Carter faces fallout. The Secret Circle An evil figure from Cassie's past. Touch A woman's quest for vengeance. Child Abuse: Our Silent Crises Antiques Roadshow Last will of Alamo fighter Ben Milam. The Harvest Show Two-Hour Special Missing "The Three Bears" Michael plans his escape. Grey's Anatomy Cristina presses Owen for details. Joel Osteen Prince Dr. Phil 30 Rock SportsNet MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. Capitol Hill Hearings American Chopper ›› Stomp the Yard ('07) Columbus Short, Meagan Good. Big Mac: Inside McDonald's Pepsi's Challenge Anderson Cooper 360 Futurama ›› Overboard ('87, Comedy) Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell. The Haunted Without a Trace The First 48 Monsters Inside Me Futurama Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama Futurama ›› A Walk to Remember ('02, Romance) Shane West, Mandy Moore. Hannity QB Camp QB Camp NFL Live (N) PGA Tour Golf RBC Heritage, First Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. Little House on the Prairie Selling NY House Sold! Frasier The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word ABC57 News on CW25 News September's Children Terrorism and war. (:01) Scandal Olivia must protect a new client. Hillsong TV Praise the Lord (Live). News Frasier Seinfeld "The Understudy" News WSBT News at 11 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman That '70s Show TMZ The Office Charlie Rose Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Lesea Broad- casting ABC57 News at 11P Comics (:35) Nightline WSBT News Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent The First 48 My Extreme Animal Phobia The Haunted Stomp the Yard 2: Homecoming ('10) Collins Pennie. Porn: Business of Pleasure Mad Money Anderson Cooper 360 South Park Tosh.0 ››› Knocked Up ('07, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. SportsCenter Special: On the Clock Greta Van Susteren Sweet Genius The Resurrection Tomb (:10) Jessie Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (:35) Jessie A.N.T. Farm Good-Charlie Chelsea Lat E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) American Chopper ProFILE: 60 MMA Live (N) The 700 Club ›› Pineapple Express ('08) Seth Rogen. Frasier The O'Reilly Factor Sweet Genius Hunters Int'l House Sold! The Client List Frasier NHL Hockey Playoffs, Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live) George The Ed Show '70s Show '70s Show Friends Snapped "Tausha Morton" Golf Central Frasier (:01) Modern Marvels Reba Hunters Int'l ›› Overboard ('87, Comedy) Goldie Hawn. (:01) The First 48 Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet Erin Burnett OutFront SportsNet The Office Law & Order: Criminal Intent MMA Friends Repo Games

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