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tonight'spicks 30 - 198 THURSDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment PBS-9 9 9 9 9 PBS NewsHour CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Inside Edition ME-TV-12.2 - - - - M*A*S*H "Back myTV-20.2 285 Tonight (N) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) Pay" (CC) Kerry Washington Community 8 p.m. on (NBC-24) When Troy and Abed's (Donald Glover, Danny Pudi) dispute over which fort is better — the one constructed from pillows or the one made with blankets — es- calates into an all-out campus war, Jeff (Joel McHale) tries to mediate, but neither combatant is willing to back down, and their friendship is threatened. Chevy Chase also stars in the new episode "Pillows and Blankets." (HDTV) Grey's Anatomy 9 p.m. on (ABC-7) Lexie (Chyler Leigh) overhears Mark (Eric Dane) talking about moving in with Julia (Holley Fain). Teddy (Kim Raver) takes steps toward getting over Henry's pass- ing. Callie (Sara Ramirez) ques- tions Arizona (Jessica Capshaw) about her past relationships. Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) tries to support Cristina (Sandra Oh) through tense times with Owen (Kevin McKidd). A big cat sends two people to the hospital in the new episode "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." (HDTV) Scandal 10:01 p.m. on (ABC-7) Kerry Washington ("Boston Le- gal") stars as Olivia Pope, head of a Washington, D.C., crisis- management firm, in the newest drama from "Grey's Anatomy" creator Shonda Rhimes. Pope's high-profile clients aren't the only ones with secrets, however. Her quirky but competent staff mem- bers have stories of their own — and there's a reason Pope can't stay away from her former boss, the president of the United States (Tony Goldwyn, "Ghost"). (HDTV) 14 select TV NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 A&E 24 30 24 20 Shower" (CC) (N) (CC) Men (CC) The Insider (N) (CC) Missing "Tell Me No Lies" Michael receives a severe warning. (N) Grey's Anatomy A lion gets loose in Seattle. (N) (CC) California's Gold (CC) M*A*S*H "April Fools" (CC) MNT-21 13 21 21 13 The Office "Baby 4 Wheel of Fortune 2 Two and a Half AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 CNN 55 202 CSPN 23 350 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSNBA 33 696 419 210 173 The Office "The Alliance" (CC) Jeopardy! (N) (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) 53 265* 118* 57 The First 48 Murder victims have 56 CSI: Miami "Rap Sheet" A rap star's matching tattoos. (CC) bodyguard is killed. (CC) 44* Infested! "Spreading Too Fast" 181 Shahs of Sunset "Waiting for MJ" 60 The Singing Bee 30 The American Tax Cheat 32 Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) 45 30 Rock "The Moms" (CC) CW 10 10 43 10 Seinfeld "The DISN 46 291 E! ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 69 236* 114* 46 E! News (N) 140 144 Round. FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX GOLF 37 218 HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE MTV NICK 45 300 171 43 A.N.T. 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A sheltered teen falls for a street-wise dance instructor. 50 Chopped Slippery shockers and mis- 42 248* 136* 47 How I Met 401 500 504 303 551 takes keep the judges stunned. How I Met 24 Live From the Masters 186 Little House on the Prairie Boys vs. girls for class president. (CC) ›› Unknown (2011) Liam Neeson, Diane Kruger. (CC) 51 House Hunters International House Hunters (CC) 40 252* 108* 38 Wife Swap "Allison/Hagerty" Mothers and Jay Paul head to the Hive. trade places. (CC) Chopped Mystery ingredients in the appetizer. Little House on the Prairie Trying for luck in the gold fields. (CC) God Is the Big- ger Elvis (CC) Selling New York (CC) American Re- union Selling New York (CC) 53 Swamp People "Treebreaker 2" R.J. Swamp People (CC) SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC TMC TNT 68 331* 160* 58 Ridiculousness Ridiculousness The Challenge: Battle of the Exes 42 Victorious (CC) Victorious (CC) My Wife and Kids 48 Jail (CC) "Reunion" Cast members reunite. (CC) Jail (CC) 160 192 256 132 501 35 Seinfeld "The Mango" (CC) Seinfeld "The Foundation" 6 American Chopper (CC) 49 280* 183* 52 20/20 on TLC A young man's identity 535 555 329 591 is stolen. (CC) ›› Bandits (2001, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton. (CC) TOON 48 297 177 Jail (CC) Jail (CC) ›› Gothika (2003, Horror) Halle Berry, Robert Downey Jr., Charles S. Dut- ton. Strange events plague a confined psychologist. ››› The Thrill of It All (1963, Romance-Comedy) Doris Day, James Gar- ner. A doctor sees red when his wife becomes a commercial star. American Chopper (CC) 20/20 on TLC A 6-year-old boy goes missing. (N) (CC) 43 245* 138* 36 NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) (CC) 41 Adventure Time Adventure Time MAD TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA VH1 WGN-A - 307 pranksters. 39 242* 105* 37 NCIS Navy commander's death. 67 335* 162* 59 Basketball Wives 239 - WGN News at Nine (N) (CC) Futurama Bender goes into hiding. Golden Age The Game 365 The Dan Patrick Show Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimen- sion (2011) Voices of Vincent Martella. (CC) Cheers "A Ditch in Time" (CC) Movies Scandal "Sweet Baby" A woman gets a job in crisis management. (N) Yellowstone: Land to Life The Mentalist The team investigates a teacher's death. (N) (CC) The Odd Couple (CC) ›› The Golden Child (1986, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Charles Dance. So- cial worker taps karma to save mystical child in Tibet. (CC) Ten O'clock News (N) (CC) Awake "That's Not My Penguin" A hostage situation. (N) The Big Bang Theory (CC) Two and a Half Men (CC) The First 48: Missing Persons An aspiring model vanishes. (N) (CC) ››› Coach Carter (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri'chard, Rob Brown. A high-school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. (CC) Monsters Inside Me (CC) The Real Housewives of Orange County A "Mud Run" for charity. April 5, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 News (N) (CC) Nightline (N) (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) The Twilight Zone (CC) It's Always Sunny in Phila. NBC Action News at 11pm How I Met Your Mother (CC) Masters Tourn. H'lights Perry Mason (CC) ››› The Pride of St. Louis (1952, Biography) Dan Dailey, Joanne Dru. American Dad (CC) Tonight Show With Jay Leno 30 Rock "Re- spawn" (CC) The First 48: Missing Persons "In the Wind" (CC) ›› Escape From L.A. (1996, Action) Kurt Russell, Stacy Keach. Infested! "The Most Horrifying" Housewives/OC Watch What Hap- pens: Live The American Tax Cheat Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) South Park (CC) Tosh.0 (CC) TBA The Secret Circle "Valentine" (CC) Cops "Little Rock, Arkansas" Phineas and Ferb (CC) Capitol Hill Hearings 'Til Death "Snore Loser" Austin & Ally (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) MMA Live (N) 'Til Death "Merit Play" (CC) Jessie (CC) That '70s Show "Join Together" Wizards of Wa- verly Place (CC) Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco Ice Loves Coco Chelsea Lately E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NASCAR Now (N) (CC) ›› Raising Helen (2004, Comedy-Drama) Kate Hudson, John Corbett, Joan Cusack. A woman gains custody of her late sister's children. Chopped Udon noodles; brightly colored veggie. Little House on the Prairie "Gold Country" (Part 2 of 2) (CC) True Blood Sookie journeys away from Bon Temps. (CC) Selling LA (CC) Selling New York (CC) Swamp People (N) (CC) The Pauly D Project My Wife and Kids (CC) George Lopez (CC) Punk'd (CC) George Lopez (CC) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) American Chopper (CC) 20/20 on TLC A man kidnaps his former math teacher. (N) (CC) › The Heart Specialist (2006) Wood Harris, Zoe Saldana. Premiere. A doc- tor bets he can teach a new intern about true love. (CC) Inside the NBA (N) (Live) (CC) Regular Show King of the Hill (CC) 28 World's Dumbest... Top 20 dumbest World's Dumbest... (N) NCIS "Forced Entry" (CC) La La's Full Court Life 30 Rock (CC) La La's Full Court Life Scrubs (CC) King of the Hill (CC) Clipaholics (Series Premiere) (N) NCIS Tony goes under cover. (CC) Behind the Music "Aaliyah" Aaliyah's life ends in plane crash. Scrubs (CC) The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers 'Til Death (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) The Big Bang Theory (CC) ››› The Glass Bottom Boat (1966) Doris Day, Rod Taylor. A physicist gets involved with a woman posing as a mermaid. (CC) (DVS) American Chopper (CC) 20/20 on TLC (N) (CC) Bones (CC) American Dad (CC) Impractical Jok- ers (N) American Dad (CC) Impractical Jokers NCIS A detective helps the team. Sweet Genius Pasta and spicy candy in the dessert. (N) Frasier (CC) House Hunters (N) (CC) ›› The Secret Life of Bees (2008, Drama) Queen Latifah, Dakota Fanning, Jennifer Hudson. A teen runs away to unlock the secret of her mother's past. (CC) That '70s Show (CC) Frasier "And the Whimper Is ..." True Blood Sookie adjusts to changes in Bon Temps. (CC) House Hunters International (N) Mudcats "Only One Can Be King" The final week of the invitational. 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(CC) ››› Night Catches Us (CC) Law & Order "Refuge" Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Top 20 Most Shocking "Losers in Love" In Plain Sight (CC) ››› Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004) Ice Cube, Cedric the Enter- tainer. A barbershop owner considers selling his establishment. (CC) 'Til Death (CC) Always Sunny Always Sunny Futurama (CC) March 31 - April 6, 2012 Frasier "Fortys- omething" Taxicab Confessions 2002: A Fare to Remember Strippers; vocalist. House Hunters International Ax Men "Burning the Bear" Shelby Stanga and Richard's battle. (CC) Reba A miscom- munication. I Just Want My Pants Back Friends (CC) Jail "Rageaholics" (CC) ›› The Skeleton Key (2005) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) 2011 World Series of Poker Main Event. From Las Vegas. (CC) The Real House- wives of Atlanta ›› Young Guns II (1990, Western) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips. Billy the Kid and gang gallop to Mexico. 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