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ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) PBS-9 9 9 9 9 The Lawrence Welk Show MNT-21 13 21 21 13 How I Met/Mother How I Met/Mother Bones Block party. (CC) 4 Wheel of Fortune Jeopardy! (CC) 2 The Closer "Make Over" (CC) NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 30 24 30 - 198 ›› Bloody Mama (1970) (CC) Batman 24 20 A&E 53 265* 118* AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 CMT 66 327* 166* CNBC 58 355 CNN 55 202 129* 208 200 COM 70 249* 107* CSPN 23 350 DISN 46 291 CW 10 10 43 10 Seinfeld (CC) 43 Jessie (CC) E! 69 236* 114* ESPN 34 206 ESPN2 35 209 210 173 140 144 FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX 42 248* 136* GOLF HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE 40 252* 108* MTV 68 331* 160* NICK 181 The Celebrity Apprentice (CC) Princess 57 Storage-Texas Storage-Texas Storage Wars 56 CSI: Miami "Permanent Vacation" 44* My Cat From Hell (CC) CBS-12 12 12 12 12 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter ME-TV-12.2 - - - - Batman myTV-20.2 285 Woodsongs (CC) ¡Q'Viva! The Chosen "Episode Five" Performances in Los Angeles. (CC) Storage Wars Escape Routes (N) (CC) Storage Wars CSI: Miami "Bombshell" (CC) Must Love Cats (N) SATURDAY PRIME TIME * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. Shark Tank A cat drawing service. Lost in Space "All That Glitters" (CC) ›› Dangerous Game (1993, Suspense) Harvey Keitel, Madonna. (CC) Bones "The Change in the Game" The Firm "Chapter Twelve" (N) (CC) CSNBA 33 696 419 27 MLS Soccer San Jose Earthquakes at Seattle Sounders FC. (Live) 21 Washington This Week 40 ››› The Blind Side (2009, Drama) 50 Restaurant: Impossible "Valley View" 25 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) 26 30 for 30 (CC) 46 '12 Kids' Choice Awards 500 504 303 551 ›› Green Lantern (2011) (CC) 51 Clean Freaks (N) (CC) 53 Larry the Cable Guy 45 300 171 42 SpongeBob SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC 49 280* 183* TMC TNT 43 245* 138* TOON TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA 39 242* 105* VH1 67 335* 162* WGN-A - 307 239 Seinfeld (CC) Jessie (CC) The Real Rocky (CC) 45 ›› Office Space (1999, Comedy) Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston. (CC) 60 Bayou Billionaires Bayou Billionaires Bayou Billionaires Bayou Billionaires Bayou Billionaires My Big Redneck Vacation (N) (CC) 30 Debt Do Us Part 32 CNN Newsroom (N) Fat & Fatter The price of obesity. CNN Presents (CC) The Suze Orman Show (CC) Piers Morgan Tonight House Patient cannot communicate. Jessie (CC) ›› The Break-Up (2006, Romance-Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Jessie (CC) 37 218 401 24 PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Third Round. 186 ›› A Walton Easter (1997) (CC) 38 ›› The Secret Life of Bees (2008) 58 16 and Pregnant "Mackenzie" (CC) 192 256 132 501 ››› Hallelujah (1929, Musical) Daniel L. Haynes, Nina Mae McKinney. 6 Sons of Guns (CC) 160 Category 7: The End of the World Massive storms wreak havoc. (Part 2 of 2) 35 Seinfeld (CC) 48 ›››› Star Wars IV: A New Hope Seinfeld (CC) 535 555 329 591 ››› Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986, Comedy) Nick Nolte. (CC) 36 ›› The Da Vinci Code (2006) (CC) 48 297 177 41 ›› Space Jam (1996, Comedy) Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight. 28 Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo 37 NCIS The death of a Marine. (CC) - America's Funniest Home Videos ABC-7 7 7 7 7 Kickin' It (CC) CBS-12 12 12 12 12 Punk'd (CC) myTV-20.2 285 MNT-21 13 21 21 13 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program NBC-24 4 FOX-30 2 ME-TV-12.2 - - - - Get Smart (CC) Get Smart (CC) Car 54, Where... Car 54, Where... Honey West Honey West 198 › Death Wish II (1982) (CC) SATURDAY LATENIGHT Access Hollywood (N) (CC) 30 24 30 - 24 20 A&E 53 265* 118* AMC 75 254* 130* ANPL 51 282* 184* BRAVO 76 237 129* CMT 66 327* 166* CNN COM 70 249* 107* DISN 181 National Treasure: Book of Secrets ››› American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005) Tad Hilgenbrinck. Bayou Billion Bayou Billion Paid Program Paid Program CSI: Miami "Permanent Vacation" My Cat From Hell (CC) CSI: Miami "Bombshell" (CC) Lost Tapes Lost Tapes 55 202 200 32 CNN Newsroom (N) 60 Southern Nights (CC) CSNBA 33 696 419 27 MLS Soccer: Earthquakes at Sounders CW 10 10 43 10 South Park 46 291 173 43 Wizards-Place 46 Fashion Star E! 69 236* 114* ESPN ESPN2 34 206 140 25 SportsCenter (CC) 35 209 144 26 Basketball FAM 41 311* 180* FOOD 62 231* 110* FX 42 248* 136* GOLF HALL 59 312* 185* HBO HGTV 65 229* 112* HIST 52 269* 120* LIFE 40 252* 108* MTV 68 331* 160* NICK 40 Willy Wonka & Chocolate 50 Restaurant: Impossible 45 ›› Jackass: Number Two (2006) Johnny Knoxville. South Park Benny Hill Wizards of Waverly Place (CC) Piers Morgan Tonight 37 218 401 24 Paid Program Greatest Pillow! Paid Program How to Drive Golf Central 500 504 303 551 Bridesmaids 47 Unsupervised Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Archer SPIKE 38 241* 168* SYFY 71 244* 122* TBS 6 247* 139* TCM TDC 50 278* 182* TLC 49 280* 183* TMC TRUTV 61 246* 204* USA 39 242* 105* VH1 67 335* 162* WGN-A - 307 239 TNT 43 245* 138* TOON 45 300 171 42 Friends (CC) 48 Repo Games 53 Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars 38 ›› My Sister's Keeper (2009) (CC) ›› August Rush (2007, Drama) Freddie Highmore, Keri Russell. (CC) 58 Pauly D Project Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Punk'd (CC) 51 House Hunters Hunters Int'l House Hunters Hunters Int'l 192 256 132 501 ››› Ah, Wilderness! (1935) (CC) MGM Parade Gene Kelly; Little Leo. ›› Hips, Hips, Hooray (1934) 6 Sons of Guns (CC) 160 Seattle Superstorm (2012, Science Fiction) Esai Morales, Ona Grauer. 35 ›› Kicking & Screaming (2005) Will Ferrell. (CC) 535 555 329 591 Grave Enc 48 297 177 41 Durarara 52 48 Hours: Hard Evidence (CC) Sons of Guns (CC) 28 Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Hoover Max Hoover Twin Paid Program Paid Program 37 ››› Casino Royale (2006) (CC) 59 Mob Wives 36 ››› The Firm (1993, Drama) Tom Cruise. A law-school grad signs on with a sinister Tennessee firm. (CC) Kekkaishi After... (2006, Suspense) Daniel Caltagirone. (CC) - ›› Phat Girlz (2006) Mo'Nique. Two large women look for love. (CC) March 31 - April 6, 2012 Mob Wives: Sit Couples Therapy "Opening Up" Fooly Cooly Cowboy Bebop Big O WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) › Inhale (2010, Drama) Dermot Mulroney. (CC) Ghost 48 Hours: Hard Evidence (CC) Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program Take It Off! Paid Program Consignment Consignment Cheers (CC) Law & Order (CC) (DVS) Bleach Fullmetal Alch. Durarara Inuyasha Tomorrow's Paid Program Paid Program Amazing Facts Key of David The Daily News and North Valley Community Newspapers Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. Paid Program Paid Program Take It Off! Iron Chef America Chelsea Lately The Soup SportsCenter (CC) Nick Cannon: Mr. Showbiz (CC) Benny Hill Weekend Early Start (N) Benny Hill 57 Storage Wars Storage Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 56 CSI: Miami "Recoil" (CC) 44* Must Love Cats 4 Law & Order "Right to Counsel" 2 Shepherd's Chapel Shepherd's Chapel Punk'd (CC) Whacked Out In Wine Country In Wine Country In Wine Country Inside Edition Whacked Out Steps in Stone; Hands on Science Hellenist in Kentucky Shepherd's Chapel Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Light Relief Benny Hill Right on Track (2003) Beverley Mitchell. (CC) The Girls Next Door SportsCenter (CC) Restaurant: Impossible Archer Jo Koy: Don't Make Him Angry Comedy Central Paid Program Men's Triverex Men's Health Paid Program Paid Program CNN Newsroom Sanjay Gupta CNN Newsroom (N) CSI: Miami "Die by the Sword" Lost Tapes Better H20 CMT Music Women's Soccer Japan vs. United States. From Sendai, Japan. (N) (Live) NBA Tonight Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift Jillian Michaels Sexy in Minutes! Paid Program Take It Off! SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Unsupervised Unsupervised Two/Half Men Paid Program Zumba Dance Golf Central 186 The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Bob Newhart Bob Newhart Bob Newhart Bob Newhart Bob Newhart Bob Newhart Beatdown (2010, Action) Rudy Youngblood. (CC) ››› Cedar Rapids (2011, Comedy) Ed Helms. (CC) ››› Confidence (2003) Edward Burns. (CC) Candice Tells All Dear Genevieve Paid Program Super Clean Lose 30lbs Take It Off! That '70s Show George Lopez George Lopez My Wife & Kids My Wife & Kids Family Matters Family Matters Family Matters TBA Men's Health ››› The Informant! (2009, Comedy-Drama) Matt Damon, Scott Bakula. TBS Preview Married... With Married... With ››› Elmer the Great (1933) Joe E. Brown. (CC) You Breathe! Spinning › Post Impact (2003, Science Fiction) Dean Cain, Bettina Zimmermann. Repo Games Paid Program Paid Program ›› Fatal Error (1999) Antonio Sabato Jr.. (CC) Law & Order (CC) (DVS) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ninja Kitchen I Love Lucy Paid Program Paid Program WEN Hair Care Paid Program Paid Program 16 and Pregnant "Mackenzie" Hoover Twin Free Money Weight Loss 16 and Pregnant "Katie" (CC) Twilight Zone Twilight Zone The Bank Dick Sexy in Minutes! Paid Program Lose 30lbs Lost Tapes Paid Program Joint Pain? Paid Program CMT Music CSI: Miami "Time Bomb" (CC) Encounters Encounters Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Cindy Crawford 1 Min. Makeup WEN Hair Care Proactiv-Acne SportsCenter (CC) Paid Program Paid Program European PGA Tour Golf Sicilian Open, Final Round. From Sciacca, Italy. I Love Lucy Benny Hill Benny Hill Benny Hill ›› All or Nothing (2002) Timothy Spall. Working-class Britons deal with family problems. Punk'd (CC) Bat Masterson Beverly Sumo Sumos 47 ›› X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) ››› Iron Man (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow. A billionaire dons an armored suit to fight criminals. Golf Central (N) LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, Third Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. Restaurant: Impossible "La Stanza" Restaurant: Impossible "Sweet Tea" A Decade of the Waltons Memorable moments. (CC) Fred: The Show Kids' Choice Awards 2012 Children choose favorites. 16 and Pregnant "Katie" (CC) 52 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Gotti family. 48 Hours: Hard Evidence (N) (CC) 59 100 Most Shocking Music Moments 100 Most Shocking Music Moments 100 Most Shocking Music Moments ››› Donnie Brasco (1997, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Michael Madsen. Premiere. Old Christine Hornet's Nest (2012) Sherry Stringfield, Virginia Madsen. Premiere. (CC) Inside March Madness (N) NCIS A Navy pilot is found dead. 30 Rock (CC) Scrubs (CC) Grave Encounters (2010) Sean Rogerson. Premiere. God, Devil & Bob King of the Hill NCIS Gibbs' former mother-in-law. Scrubs (CC) NCIS "Patriot Down" (CC) Old Christine It's Always Sunny It's Always Sunny 'Til Death (CC) * indicates system carries Eastern feed, air times are 3 hours off. Movies March 31, 2012 1 AM 1:30 2 AM 2:30 3 AM 3:30 4 AM 4:30 5 AM 5:30 (Off Air) Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges The Rogues Car 54, Where... Phil Silvers Sons of Guns "Sniper Rifle Silencer" ››› Bridesmaids (2011) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. Premiere. (CC) Candice Tells All Dear Genevieve Color Splash Punk'd (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) ›› My Sister's Keeper (2009, Drama) Cameron Diaz, Abigail Breslin. (CC) Interiors Inc (N) ›››› Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980, Science Fiction) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher. Seattle Superstorm (2012) Esai Morales, Ona Grauer. Premiere. Pauly D Project ››› Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005, Fantasy) Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore. How to Rock (N) American Digger American Digger Repo Games Friends (CC) Sons of Guns "Jesse James Gun" 48 Hours: Hard Evidence (CC) House Hunters Hunters Int'l House Hunters Hunters Int'l Color Splash ›› August Rush (2007, Drama) Freddie Highmore, Keri Russell. (CC) Kids' Choice Awards 2012 Children choose favorites. Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo Operation Repo ››› Casino Royale (2006, Action) Daniel Craig, Eva Green. (CC) Hornet's Nest (2012, Mystery) Sherry Stringfield, Virginia Madsen. (CC) Family Guy (CC) Aqua Teen King of the Hill Bleach (N) 'Til Death (CC) After... (2006, Suspense) Daniel Caltagirone. (CC) ››› Human Desire (1954, Crime Drama) Glenn Ford, Gloria Grahame. Sons of Guns "Kamikaze Cannon" 48 Hours: Hard Evidence (CC) Metalocalypse Friends (CC) Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory ›› The Longest Yard (2005) Adam Sandler. Prisoners train for a football game against the guards. ›› Born to Kill (1947) Lawrence Tierney. (CC) Sons of Guns "Kamikaze Cannon" 48 Hours: Hard Evidence (N) (CC) ›› Polar Storm (2009, Science Fiction) Jack Coleman, Holly Dignard. (CC) ›› My Sister's Keeper (2009) (CC) Punk'd (CC) Friends (CC) Repo Games Kicking & Scrm Ah, Wilderness! Sons of Guns "Jesse James Gun" 48 Hours: Hard Evidence (CC) Grave Encounters (2010) (CC) Leverage "The Lonely Hearts Job" Fullmetal Alch. Mob Wives (CC) Mad About You tonight'spicks Bridesmaids 8 p.m. on (HBO) If such movies as "The Hangover" suggest rowdy buddy humor is a men-only club, meet the women of director Paul Feig's truly funny 2011 comedy. Kristen Wiig ("Saturday Night Live"), who also co-wrote the Oscar-nominated screenplay, stars as a reluctant maid of honor trying to maneuver her way through the wedding party without suffering too many bruises. A riotously earthy Melissa McCar- thy scored an Oscar nomination as best supporting actress. 25th Annual Kids' Choice Awards Paid Program Hoover Max Paid Program Zumba Dance Jump Start Beyond Today 8 p.m., 10 p.m. on (NICK) Will Smith hosts the silver anniver- sary edition of the slime-errific spe- cial in which young viewers pick their favorites in film, television, music, sports, books and video games. Notable nominees include "iCarly," which is up for favorite TV show and has four of its stars nominated for acting honors, and the Harry Potter franchise, which could score awards in both the movie and book categories. © Tribune Media Services select TV 3 ›››› Toy Story (1995, Comedy) Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Don Rickles. ›››› Toy Story 2 (1999, Comedy) Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. Restaurant: Impossible The Announcement 30 for 30 (CC) Iron Chef America House Caregiver's collapse. (CC) Jessie (CC) Jessie (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) The Real Housewives of Atlanta (N) ›› National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. Premiere. (CC) Southern Nights (N) (CC) Princess CSI: Miami "Die by the Sword" (CC) Too Cute! "Pool Puppies" (N) Debt Do Us Part ›› Jackass: Number Two (2006) Johnny Knoxville. (CC) Legends CNN Newsroom (N) 20/20 "My Extreme Affliction" (N) (CC) Red Green Show On Story (CC) Criminal Minds "Outfoxed" (CC) Star Trek "Catspaw" (CC) Movies Backstage Pass (CC) ››› Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman (1943) Lon Chaney Jr., Bela Lugosi. ›› Cherry 2000 (1988, Science Fiction) Melanie Griffith, David Andrews. It's Always Sunny Hates Chris News Criminal Minds "Limelight" (CC) Ten O'clock News (N) (CC) Storage Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars CSI: Miami "Time Bomb" (CC) Too Cute! "Super Fluffy Puppies" Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The Closer "Dead Man's Hand" (CC) Too Cute! "Pool Puppies" Alcatraz "Webb Porter" (CC) CSI: Miami "Stoned Cold" (CC) Giants Preview SportsNet Central World Poker Tour: Season 10 Washington This Week That '70s Show That '70s Show Cheaters (CC) A.N.T. Farm (CC) Good-Charlie ›› Shallow Hal (2001, Romance-Comedy) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) Jessie (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Archer ›› A Walton Easter (1997, Drama) Richard Thomas, Ralph Waite. (CC) Luck Two prized colts go head-to-head. (CC) Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy (CC) Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny (CC) Paid Program Weight Loss CNN Presents (CC) Austin & Ally Shake It Up! The Soup Austin City Limits (CC) News (N) (CC) News (N) Comedy.TV (CC) March 31, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 12 AM 12:30 Mally-Makeovr Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Nature The great whales. Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea › Death Wish II (1982), Jill Ireland (CC) Punk'd (CC) Saturday Night Live Host Katy Perry; Robyn performs. Daryl's House Storage Wars Storage Wars ›› National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007, Action) (CC) Bayou Billionaires My Big Redneck Vacation (CC) Fat & Fatter The price of obesity. Piers Morgan Tonight CSI: Miami "Cop Killer" (CC) Too Cute! "Super Fluffy Puppies" Jackass No. 2 SportsNet Central MLS Soccer The Jeremy Kyle Show (N) (CC) Girls High School Basketball Willy Wonka & Chocolate SportsCenter (CC) Restaurant: Impossible "Sweet Tea" Archer Unsupervised ››› Bridesmaids (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig. (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Interiors Inc (CC) Wizards-Place Chelsea Lately Brothers & Sisters "Time After Time" New Girl (CC) Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast Charter DirecTV DISH Comcast