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AprilMcDonaldandGar- rettJonesweremarriedJune 6, 2015 in a double ring cer- emony conducted by Pastor DarylJonesattheJBLRanch in Cottonwood. The groom is the son of Troy and Theresa Jones of Red Bluff. Lynda Hoefling was the maid of honor and brides- maidswereKaylaSpitzlberg, Jessica Davis, Ashley Swan- son, Kailee Wise, Lindsey Bosman and Shelby Roberts. Timothy Wallace was the best man and groomsmen were Lucas Sandow, Austin Howell, Tony Gagliano, Der- rick Siwak, Dominic Davis and Tim Swanson. Flower girls were Lauren Siwak and Addison Davis. Ring bearers were Derrick SiwakandBraydenSwanson. A reception was held at JBL Ranch in Cottonwood andthecouplehoneymooned at Playa del Carmen in Mex- ico. The bride is employed at Wink Fashion & Salon and the groom at Troy Jones Masonry. CELEBRATION McDonald - Jones wed in double-ring ceremony CONTRIBUTEDPHOTO Garrett Jones and April McDonald. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. And right now, after months of light-weight food with no taste — and even less heft — I've got a heavy hankerin' for a triple-meatball, pepper- oni sausage, six-cheese submarine sandwich, ooz- ing over a warm, doughy foot long toasted Moz- zarella Parmesan Italian roll, followed by a fam- ily-size order of cottage fries (sans family) smoth- ered in chili cheese sauce. The chaser for this glori- ously caloric feast will be a chocolate chunk, hyper- sized, milk shake stuffed with peanut butter blobs and overflowing with rich syrup. I'm a-fixin' to eat me something solid — and once I've got it in my mind, my diet is history. I suck in my gut, march boldly into the sandwich shop, and swag- ger to the counter. Feet resolutely planted, I stand my ground in an oh-so-macho fashion and make direct eye contact with the young woman behind the register. Actu- ally, I don't know if young women consider middle- aged, slightly soft, be- spectacled, grey-haired men to be manly, but red meat, elevated-choles- terol, saturated-fat meals seem to me a masculine food; I must place my- self in the right frame of mind prior to ordering. She asks, "What would you like?" (I am amazed she is not swooning from the animal magnetism I exude.) "Forget the calories, Scott; go for it!" I hear in my head. Clearing my throat, I deepen my voice, and — for causes unbeknownst to me — reply in a crack- ling, tinny, scratchy sound, "Veggie sandwich. Diet soda." Sean Connery had entered the restaurant; Woody Allen had ordered. In my mind, I'm pounding my forehead with the heel of my hand, screaming, "What in Heaven's name are you doing? You pass- ing up the mother lode of meats for sprouts and cu- cumbers again! Have you no pride?" Over my internal din, I hear her ask, "Anything else?" Ah-ha, an opportunity to redeem myself! Go for it Scott! Take the plunge; live on the edge! There's still time. "No mayo please — and light on the cheese." Arggh! It's as if I'm channeling elderly Eng- lish ladies at high tea. Next thing you know, I'm going to tastefully chew ladyfingers while eating with my pinky in the air. I see myself a ferocious carnivorous lion, chas- ing prey across the Afri- can savannah; yet, what repeatedly materializes is my inner bunny, nibbling carrot tops at the petting zoo. Other people eat red meat without stress. What's wrong with Me? The blood pounds loudly in my temples. "Wait!" I blurt out, "I want to change my or- der." "Yes?" She looks up, knife poised to cut the bread. "Give me extra spicy mustard. I can handle it." Scott"Q"Marcusis a nationally known weight loss expert for baby boomers and the CRP — Chief Recovering Perfectionist — of www. ThisTimeIMeanIt.com. Check out his new series of free weight loss videos and other inspirational material at www. FourMonthsToGoal.com. SCOTT MARCUS Realfoodforrealmen Scott Marcus "Movie" A. L. Helton, of the Princess Theatre, has just signed a seven year lease on the big frame building at the corner of Walnut and Monroe streets, formerly occupied by the Ford garage, and will move his theatre into the new location on Octo- ber 1st. — Sept. 11, 1915 100 YEARS AGO... New l oc at io n fo r Pr in ce ss T he at re North Valley Catholic Social Services will host its annual Make A Differ- ence Lobster Feed at Pacific Farms in Gerber Oct. 24. Attendees will have an opportunity to partake in Pacific Sun olive oil tasting and tours of Pacific Farms, enjoy craft beers and local Mt. Tehama wines and en- tertainment. The event starts at 4:30 p.m. with a social hour, din- ner will be served at 5:30. All-inclusive tickets are $90 per person and seat- ing is limited to 175 guests. This was a sell-out event last year. The overarching goal for NVCSS in Tehama County is to fight poverty by strength- ening families through ed- ucation, nutrition, advo- cacy and concrete support in times of need. This is done with a broad spectrum of evidence-based programs and other ser- vices that give our families the competencies to meet the specific and ever-chang- ing challenges of many life situations and life stages of their realities. Purchase tickets online at www.nvcss.org or by call- ing 247-3372 NVCSS compassionately and respectfully helps peo- ple maintain their indepen- dence through programs in the areas of housing, mental health, teen services, fam- ily, and community support. Special emphasis is placed on addressing unmet needs of the community. NVCSS is a tax-exempt, public benefit corpora- tion with a 501(c)(3) desig- nation dedicated to serv- ing Tehama, Butte, Glenn, Shasta, Siskiyou and Trin- ity counties. NVCSS Lobster feed to support family education, advocacy The following informa- tion is compiled from Red Bluff Police Department, Red Bluff Fire, Tehama County Sheriff's Depart- ment, Corning Police De- partment, Corning Fire, Cal Fire and California High- way Patrol logs. Patrol 22000blockAdobeRoad: A man reported seeing a van possibly connected to a burglary within the last few days leaving the area and asked for extra patrol. The van was white with no trim and no back windows. Suspicious Colusa Street: A man reported people were steal- ing water from him. He had been watching the meter and noticed an overnight difference of 500gallons. This was not the first time water had been taken and he requested it be logged. 18000block Eleanor Lane: Cal Fire received a report of a man who had been sprayed with bear spray. Contact was made with the victim, but no information was given on the incident. While on the call, an out of compliance marijuana garden was located in the vicinity. Arrests Jimmy Lee Shasteen: 29, of Red Bluff was arrested Wednesday in connection with the of wiring from a vacant rental reported about 10:15a.m. in the 1100 block of Franklin Street. The person reported the suspect was in the back rental. Shasteen was booked into Tehama County Jail on the charges of burglary, posses- sion of a narcotic controlled substance and an out- standing felony warrant for inflicting corporal injury on a spouse or cohabitant. Bail was set at $53,000. William D. Bishop: 42, of Red Bluff was arrested around 11:30p.m. Thursday in the 700block of Luther Road, and booked for felon in possession of a firearm and ammunition and several misdemeanors, following a traffic stop. Officers found 25.3grams of methamphet- amine on his person and a stolen, loaded 357revolver in a backpack on the floor in front of where Bishop was sitting. Burglary Encinal Drive: A residential burglary was reported Tues- day evening. 8000block State Route 99E: A man reported about 10:30p.m. Wednesday hearing someone in his garage rummaging through his property and said he believed the suspect le on foot. Missing Fi h Street, Corning: Someone reported a long- haired multi colored dachs- hund had been missing since Tuesday. Moon Road, Corning: A man reported Wednesday that his four-year-old border collie and bull mastiff puppy were missing. The s 900block Diamond Av- enue: A business reported the the of 150gallons of diesel fuel taken from several delivery vans between 3p.m. Friday, Sept. 4, and 7a.m. Tuesday. Loss was estimat- ed between $700and $900. State Route 99W: A busi- ness called to report the the of $1,200worth of shingles taken sometime Tuesday evening. Toomes Avenue: Someone at the Tehama Village Apart- ments in Corning reported half her pain medication was missing from her night stand. South Main Street: Some- one at Owens Health Care reported an ex-girlfriend had picked up her medication without her permission in August. Lincoln Street: There was report of an attempted vehicle the at 3p.m. Wednesday. POLICE LOGS The annual Ducky Derby invites the public to come see the ducks drop from the Diestlhorst Bridge in Red- ding at 1:30 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 27. If you would like to adopt a duck or sponsor the event, call Marge Beck at 225-8583 or any Redding East Rotar- ian. Duck adoptions are just $5 a piece. You can also adopt ducks from children selling tick- ets. FUNDRAISER Annual Ducky Derby scheduled for Sept. 27 in Redding Round Up Saloon Round Up Saloon 610WashingtonSt. (530) 527-9901 Joinusfor Live Music Wednesday and Saturday Nights Servicingyourdisposalneedsin Tehama County, and the City of Red Bluff including Residential, Commercial, and Temporary bin services. GREENWASTEOFTEHAMA A WASTE CONNECTIONS COMPANY 530-528-8500 1805 AIRPORT BLVD. 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