Today's Entertainment

Saturdaymovies 5:00 p.m. TOON "Poké- mon: Zoroark: Master of Illusions" ›››› Voices of Sean Schemmel, Sarah Natochenny. Animated. Celebi travels through time to prevent the destruction of Crown City. (2hr) 5:30 p.m. FX "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" ››› Jason Segel. In Hawaii struggling to get over a bad breakup, a musician encounters his former lover SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10 C S1 S2 5 PM ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS and her new boyfriend. (2hr30) TNT "Hitch" ››› Will Smith. A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. (2hr30) 6:00 p.m. FAM "The Santa Clause" ››› Tim Allen. An adman takes over for the bearded, big-bellied fel- low after a rooftop mishap on Christmas Eve. (2hr) HALL "Moonlight and Mistletoe" ››› Candace Cameron Bure. Nick and his daughter Holly fight a real-estate developer to keep their Christmas theme park open. (2hr) 5:30 (4:30) Triathlon Ironman World Championship. (Taped) (2:30) College Football Army vs. Navy. (N) (Live) Friends Friends The Closer The young widow of an old man dies. 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 How I Met Your Mother SPIKE "The Rundown" ››› The Rock. Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must locate his boss' son, who is searching for a priceless artifact in the Amazon. (2hr) 6:55 p.m. SHOW "The Sum of All Fears" ››› Ben Affleck. Jack Ryan and the CIA director try to stop terrorists who are planning a nuclear attack. (2hr5) 7:00 p.m. AMC "We Were Soldiers" ››› Mel Gib- son. A lieutenant colonel and approximately 400 U.S. troops battle 2,000 North Vietnamese in 1965. (3hr) 8:00 p.m. DISN "The Polar Express" ››› Voices MOVIES 6:30 NBC Nightly News Can't Sleep? CBS Evening News How I Met Your Mother A Classic Gospel Special: Tent Revival Homecoming Spirit of tent revival meetings. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inside the Big East (4:00) ESPN Sports Saturday (N) Cressy Estate TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord Local program. M A&E 118 265 Paranormal State ∂ AMC 130 254 (4:30) Movie King Arthur ≤ ANPL 184 282 Pit Bulls and Parolees O COM 107 249 (3:55) Movie Ace Ventura E CSNCH 665 College Basketball 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) Washington This Week D DISC 182 278 Sons of Guns R DISN 172 290 Good-Charlie Jessie N E! 114 236 Scouted ABC57 News at 6P ABC World News Stargate Atlantis 7 PM Stop Memory Loss The Big Bang Theory Paid Program Paid Program Two and a Half Men Allen Smith Gardens ABC57 News at 7P Holiday Shoppe Meet, Browns Meet, Browns Hates Chris Hates Chris The Unit "Outsiders" Pit Bulls and Parolees ª BET 124 329 ›› Soul Plane ('04, Comedy) Kevin Hart, Tom Arnold. Situation Room American Chopper 7:30 8 PM 8:30 Jeopardy! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men Live From Studio B Futurama Cops Futurama Cops Celtic Woman -- Believe Classic Irish songs and pop anthems. The Insider Primetime Nightline "Bringing America Back" Da Vinci's Inquest 9 PM of Tom Hanks. Animated. The conductor of a train to the North Pole guides a boy who questions the existence of Santa Claus. (1hr55) E! "Sex and the City" ››› Sarah Jessica Parker. Carrie Bradshaw and her gal pals find new adven- tures and surprises while they enjoy companionship, cupcakes and Cosmopoli- tan in New York. (3hr) FX "Superbad" ››› Jo- nah Hill. Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high-school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party. (2hr30) VERSUS "Rocky III" ››› Sylvester Stallone. Old foe Apollo Creed trains ex-boxing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch with brutish Clubber Lang. (2hr) 10:00 p.m. WCWW9 "Ris- ing Sun" ››› Sean Con- nery. Los Angeles police detectives tie a skyscraper homicide to Washington politics and corporate Ja- pan. (2hr) LIFE "Home for the Holi- days" ››› Sean Young. A loving aunt struggles to adopt her young relatives after their parents die in a car accident. (2hr1) VERSUS "Rocky III" ››› Sylvester Stallone. 9:30 10 PM Paid Program Paid Program The American Giving Awards Honoring deserving charities in the U.S. (:01) The Flight Before Christ- mas ('08, Comedy) Seinfeld "The Barber" Seinfeld Terra Nova "Bylaw" Jim and Taylor investigate a murder. Paid Program Paid Program Best of Harvest Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Law & Order "Confession" Pets 101 Pets 101 [ CNBC 208 355 Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! Sexy Faces Wealth-Risk Money in W CNN 200 202 CNN Newsroom › Exit Wounds ('01, Action) Steven Seagal, DMX, Isaiah Washington. How, Millions American Greed CNN Newsroom (5:55) ›› Beerfest ('06, Comedy) Jay Chandrasekhar. Football So Random! Shake It Up! Jessie B ESPN 140 206 (:15) College Basketball Kentucky at Indiana. (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 College Basketball Villanova at Temple. (N) (Live) æ FAM 180 311 (4:00) Movie Jack Frost V FNC 205 360 America's News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 Movie ≥ GOLF 401 605 Feherty (131) HALL 185 312 (4:00) Movie All-Christmas I HGTV 112 229 Genevieve Color Splash House H HIST 120 269 Pearl Harbor: 24 Hours After Victorious Friends ›› Serendipity ('01) John Cusack, Kate Beckinsale. (:15) SportsCenter (N) (Live) ››› The Santa Clause ('94) Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold. America's News HQ Chopped ››› Forgetting Sarah Marshall ('08) Jason Segel, Kristen Bell. F LIFE 108 252 ›› The Holiday ('06, Romance-Comedy) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law. Z MSNBC 209 356 MSNBC Documentary ? NICK 170 299 Victorious Lockup: Raw iCarly iCarly L OXY 127 612 ›› The Break-Up ('06) Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. Q SPIKE 168 262 (4:00) Movie Walking Tall 6 TBS 139 247 Friends T TNT 138 245 Movie Friends iCarly American Pickers Lockup: Raw A Dinner with Kings Cold Squad "24/7" Law & Order Old foe Apollo Creed trains ex-boxing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch with brutish Clubber Lang. (2hr) 10:30 p.m. FX "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" ››› Jason Segel. In Hawaii struggling to get over a bad breakup, a musician encounters his former lover and her new boyfriend. (2hr30) 11:00 p.m. AMC "No Coun- try for Old Men" ››› Tommy Lee Jones. An ag- ing lawman reflects on his past and laments a chang- ing world while trying to find and protect a hunter who took the cash from a drug deal gone bad. (2hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Scorched Earth" 48 Hours Mystery Two sisters survive a home invasion. News Great Performances Singer Jackie Evancho. The Office Israel Tour Feb Vam Nopalea Wellness Republican Debate "Republican Presidential Candidate Debate in Iowa" GOP candidates discuss issues. WSBT News Angling Graham Classic Crusades Cold Case Drive-by shooting. Hell on Wheels Pit Bulls and Parolees News WSBT News at 11 11:30 (:29) Saturday Night Live (:35) Criminal Minds ››› Rising Sun ('93) Sean Connery, Wesley Snipes. Detectives investigate a murder at a Japanese corporation. Hell's Kitchen Competing in challenges. Paul Simon: Live at Webster Hall, New York Paul Simon and his 8-piece band perform. Partners in Faith ABC57 News at 11P Cold Case Files Paranormal Paranormal Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage ››› We Were Soldiers ('02, War) Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear. America's Cutest Pet The Suze Orman Show Piers Morgan Tonight (7:57) ›› Super Troopers ('01) Jay Chandrasekhar. Chicago Hud Golf Life Holi SportsNet NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at St. Louis Blues. (N) (Live) Communicat Washington This Week American Chopper American Chopper "The Build-Off" Austin & Ally ››› The Polar Express ('04) Voices of Tom Hanks. Year of the Quarterback (N) College Basketball Miami at West Virginia. (N) (Live) FOX Report Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, Third Round. ››› Moonlight and Mistletoe ('08, Drama), Tom Arnold Hunters Int'l House iCarly ››› The Rundown ('03) The Rock, Seann William Scott. Friends @ TOON 176 296 ›››› Pokémon: Zoroark: Master of Illusions ('10) Ø TRAV 215 277 Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l America's Wildest Roads ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Shocking > TVLAND 106 301 M*A*S*H S USA 105 242 NCIS "Eye Spy" ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Motorsports Hour Most Shocking (:18) M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H NCIS Biohazard isolation. Motorsports Hour (517) ENC 340 526 (3:40) Movie The Abyss (550) HBO 300 501 (4:00) Movie Bend It Like (562) MAX 310 512 (4:45) Movie Bad Boys II (575) SHOW 318 537 Dexter "Ricochet Rabbit" (533) STARZ 350 520 (4:15) Movie Blade II › The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause ('06, Comedy) Huckabee Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Guy's Disney Holiday ››› Superbad ('07, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. Annie Claus Is Coming to Town ('11) Maria Thayer. Victorious Lockup Wabash Big Time Storage Wars No Country for Old Men ('07) Pets 101 ›› Deep Blue Sea ('99, Science Fiction) Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows. Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part American Greed CNN Newsroom A Dinner with Kings Katt Williams: Pimp Chron. Aries Spears, Smiling Countdown SportsNet American Chopper ››› Sex and the City ('08, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall. Heisman Trophy Present College Basketball Michigan State at Gonzaga. (N) (Live) Justice With Judge Jeanine The Five PGA Tour Golf Hunters Int'l Design/Dime High Low Room Cr. Color Splash Hunters Int'l House Scammed! Schemes that have been around for years. A Nanny for Christmas ('10, Comedy) Emmanuelle Vaugier. Lockup: Raw iCarly iCarly ›› Monster-in-Law ('05) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. Seinfeld Seinfeld J TLC 183 280 Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou More Crazy Christmas ››› Hitch ('05, Romance-Comedy) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. Top 20 Most Shocking Cleveland The Exes NCIS "Skeletons" Adventure Game On! 3 WGN-A 239 307 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Funniest Home Videos (:05) ›› The Goonies ('85) Sean Astin, Josh Brolin. ›› Daredevil ('03, Action) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner. Homeland (:20) Boss The race is close. Spike TV's Video Game Awards 2011 Big Bang Big Bang Christmas Lights: Europe Pokémon the Movie: Black - Victini and Reshiram ('11) RV Crazy! Top 20 Most Shocking Big Bang Big Bang Extreme Christmas Trees ›› Fred Claus ('07, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti. Ghost Adventures Top 20 Most Shocking ››› Rocky III ('82, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T. Funniest Home Videos ›› Jingle All the Way ('96), Sinbad ›› Hall Pass ('11, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (:10) › Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son ('11, Comedy) (6:55) ››› The Sum of All Fears ('02) Ben Affleck. (:25) › When in Rome ('10) Kristen Bell. Strike Back NCIS The team hunts a killer. Funniest Home Videos ›› The Break-Up ('06) Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. Deadliest Warrior The Epic History of Everyday Things ››› Home for the Holidays ('05, Drama) Sean Young. Lockup Wabash '70s Show '70s Show Friends Lockup: New Mexico ›› Monster-in-Law ('05) Friends › Mr. Deeds ('02, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. Invasion of Cmas Lights The Oblongs King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures World's Dumbest... ›› Fred Claus ('07) Vince Vaughn. Ghost Adventures Roseanne Roseanne Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King NCIS "Ex-File" NCIS "Judgment Day" Forensic File Forensic File King ››› Rocky III ('82, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T. WGN News at Nine ›› Hulk ('03, Fantasy) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Sam Elliott. (:45) Boxing Amir Khan vs. Lamont Peterson, Super Lightweights. (N) › Little Fockers ('10) Robert De Niro. ›› The Mechanic ('11) Jason Statham. ›› Jumping the Broom ('11, Comedy) Angela Bassett. ››› Elf ('03) Will Ferrell. 30 Rock Scrubs Strike Back (:35) ›› Faster ('10) Dwayne Johnson. ›› Death at a Funeral Saturday, December 10 - Friday, December 16, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice 5 Spike-Video-Awards 2011 Christmas Lights: Europe American Chopper Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Phineas, Ferb Jessie Kourtney and Kim SportsCenter (N) (Live) ›› National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ('89) Jour. Year of the Quarterback (N) FOX News Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Iron Chef America ››› Forgetting Sarah Marshall ('08) Annie Claus Is Coming to Town ('11) Maria Thayer. Hunters Int'l Golf Central Hunters Int'l SportsNet LeSea in Action Entertainment Tonight Funniest Moments The Nativity

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