Today's Entertainment

Thursdaymovies 12:00 p.m. COM "Van Wilder: Freshman Year" ››› A college freshman inspires others by partying, chasing girls and wooing the hot chick. (2hr) FX "Superman Returns" ››› While Lex Luthor plots against him, the Man of Steel tries to reconnect with Lois Lane and find his place in a world that learned to survive in his absence. (3hr30) 12:30 p.m. ENC "Cour- age Under Fire" ››› A THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15 C S1 S2 5 PM ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 Friends troubled officer reviews the Medal of Honor candidacy of a female helicopter pilot killed during the Gulf War. (2hr) 12:45 p.m. SHOW "On- dine" ››› An Irish fisher- man finds a woman in his nets and thinks he has caught a mermaid. (1hr45) 2:30 p.m. MAX "Cedar Rapids" ››› Three vet- eran attendees guide a sheltered insurance agent through a life-altering weekend at an Iowa con- vention. (1hr30) 4:00 p.m. MAX "Man on the Moon" ››› Milos Forman's film spotlights Andy Kaufman's unusual performance style, his 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 Friends Wild Kratts Rick Steves' Europe 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 How I Met Your Mother World News America Every Woman The Flying Nun Hogan's Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P Steven and Chris TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord 'Til Death M A&E 118 265 The First 48 'Til Death becoming "intergender wrestling champion," and his role as Latka Gravas on the TV sitcom "Taxi." (2hr) 5:10 p.m. STARZ "The Other Guys" ››› Two deskbound detectives get more than they bargain for when they take on a seem- ingly minor case that may turn out to be New York's biggest crime. (1hr50) 5:15 p.m. AMC "White Christmas" ›››› Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye. For- mer Army buddies put on a show with a sister act to save their general's hotel in Vermont. (2hr45) 6:00 p.m. ENC "Silver Streak" ››› A Los Ange- lean gets help from a petty 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons American Dad Family Guy 30 Rock Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News Star Trek "The Apple" Scrubs ∂ AMC 130 254 (:15) ›››› White Christmas ('54, Musical Comedy) Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye. ≤ ANPL 184 282 Swamp Wars ª BET 124 329 The Parkers The Parkers 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live "Top 10 Countdown" [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 Situation Room O COM 107 249 Sunny The First 48 Swamp Wars Mad Money John King, USA E CSNCH 665 2011 Pikes Bears Blitz (N) (Live) 1 CSPAN 210 350 U.S. House of Representatives D DISC 182 278 Storm Chasers R DISN 172 290 Jessie Jessie N E! 114 236 Scouted "Nicole & Amber" Storm Chasers B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 SportsNation (N) æ FAM 180 311 '70s Show '70s Show A Chipmunk ››› Finding Nemo ('03) Voices of Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres. V FNC 205 360 The Five NFL32 (N) (Live) Special Report ∞ FOOD 110 231 Home C'king Home C'king Chopped "Step Right Up!" Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ? NICK 170 299 iCarly L OXY 127 612 Tori & Dean: Home Q SPIKE 168 262 Jail 6 TBS 139 247 Friends Friends First Place Reba iCarly Jail First Place First Place Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent ››› Damage ('09, Action) Conan Jail King Bones Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food Man-Dessert Feasting on Asphalt ± TRUTV 204 246 Bait Car Bait Car > TVLAND 106 301 Bonanza "Jonah" S USA 105 242 Burn Notice ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Motorsports Hour (550) HBO 300 501 Movie Gumball Cops Cops (:12) M*A*S*H Law & Order: SVU 3 WGN-A 239 307 Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock (517) ENC 340 526 (4:15) Movie K-9 (562) MAX 310 512 (4:00) Movie Man on Moon (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:20) Movie Casa-Babys NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) 30 Rock 24/7 Flyers/Rangers: Road World's Dumbest... M*A*S*H Law & Order: SVU (533) STARZ 350 520 (:10) ››› The Other Guys ('10, Comedy) Will Ferrell. ››› Silver Streak ('76) Gene Wilder, Jill Clayburgh. ›› The A-Team ('10) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. Boss "Stasis" Tapestries of Hope ('09, Documentary) iCarly Jail King SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob '70s Show '70s Show George Jail Jail J TLC 183 280 Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up All-American Muslim T TNT 138 245 Law & Order "Savior" @ TOON 176 296 Regular Show MAD Seinfeld Bones Seinfeld Jail Jail D.U.I. CSI: NY "Holding Cell" Johnny Test Johnny Test Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Bizarre Foods/Zimmern World's Dumbest... 3 Gun Nation Optik Quests Territories Funniest Home Videos (:45) ›› Charlie St. Cloud ('10) Zac Efron, Amanda Crew. Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang D.U.I. iMPACT Wrestling (N) D.U.I. Big Bang D.U.I. CSI: NY Baseball fan's death. Big Bang Big Bang Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up D.U.I. CSI: NY "Do Not Pass Go" (:24) M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Burn Notice "Fail Safe" Winchester ››› Rocky III ('82, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine ›› Jingle All the Way ('96), Sinbad ››› The Blind Side ('09) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. (:15) › Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son ('11, Comedy) ››› The Italian Job ('03, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg. Boss The race is close. 14 The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice • Saturday, December 10 - Friday, December 16, 2011 › Legion ('10) Paul Bettany, Lucas Black. (:25) ›› The Mechanic ('11), Ben Foster D.U.I. CSI: NY King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Bizarre Foods/Zimmern World's Dumbest... Bourdain: No Reservations The Layover "Miami" Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Most Shocking King Covert Affairs NBC Sports Talk 30 Rock (:15) The Take Bought a Zoo Taxicab Confessions ››› Cedar Rapids ('11) Ed Helms. ››› Barney's Version ('10, Drama) Paul Giamatti, Rosamund Pike. Right to Bare Penn & Teller Beach Heat Scrubs Chopped (131) HALL 185 312 (4:00) Movie Nov-Christmas ›› Silver Bells ('05, Drama) Anne Heche, Tate Donovan. I HGTV 112 229 First Place H HIST 120 269 MonsterQuest F LIFE 108 252 Reba American Pickers Unsolved Mysteries PoliticsNation iCarly Unsolved Mysteries Hardball Chris Matthews South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep 30 Rock Chicago Tribune Live (N) Storm Chasers Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Wizards After Lately The Soup E! News Audibles (N) (Live) Women's College Volleyball FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor Chopped Hunters Int'l House Big Shrimpin' Seinfeld 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons Family Ties IBA News From Israel ABC57 News at 7P Entertainment Tonight WSBT News at 7 Christmas in Potters 7:30 thief to rescue a woman from killers on the same train to Chicago. (2hr) 6:30 p.m. FAM "Finding Nemo" ››› Animated. A fish embarks on a journey to find his son after losing him in the Great Barrier Reef. (2hr30) 7:30 p.m. SHOW "The Ital- ian Job" ››› A master thief and his crew plan to steal back a fortune in gold bullion after they lose it to a double-crossing gang mem- ber. (1hr55) 8:00 p.m. AMC "Miracle on 34th Street" ›››› Mau- reen O'Hara, John Payne. An adwoman's lawyer boyfriend tries to prove that MOVIES 8 PM Jeopardy! The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men 8:30 Inside Edition Community Parks and Recreation (:31) Rules of Engagement The Vampire Diaries "Ghost World" The X Factor The contestants face elimination. Ask an Expert Lester Sumrall Live From Studio B A Charlie Brown Christmas ES.TV Frasier Behind The First 48 Raymond Raymond Without a Trace "Wanted" The First 48 The Kudlow Report Erin Burnett OutFront 30 Rock SportsNet How I Made My Millions Anderson Cooper 360 Futurama Football Capitol Hill Hearings Storm Chasers 9 PM The Office Whitney Person of Interest "Number Crunch" The Secret Circle "Slither" Cassie wrestles with secrets. Bones A cryptic message written in blood. Purdue Christmas Show Holiday celebration. The Harvest Show News and music. Joel Osteen Ministries Without a Trace The First 48 River Monsters: Unhooked Ned Bruha Ned Bruha Call-Wildman Call-Wildman Swamp Wars Re.- Lines ›››› Miracle on 34th Street ('47) Maureen O'Hara. Re.- Lines The Game Marijuana USA Futurama Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama Futurama Shake It Up! So Random! ›› Santa Buddies ('09) George Wendt. Sex-City Sex-City High School Basketball Chopped Golf Central Play Lessons Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Videos Golf JBWere Masters, Second Round. (N) (Live) Movie House Big Shrimpin' Hunters Int'l Selling Spelling Manor Swamp People Project Accessory The Ed Show Project Accessory NHL Hockey Washington Capitals at Winnipeg Jets. (N) (Live) Year the Earth Went Wild E!: Fatal Teen Triangle High School Basketball Women's College Volleyball ›››› Beauty and the Beast ('91), Robby Benson Hannity P FX 137 248 (3:30) Movie X-Men Origins How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Sunny ≥ GOLF 401 605 Golf The 700 Club Greta Van Susteren Chef Hunter "Villa Antonio" The O'Reilly Factor Chef Hunter "Quay" The League Sunny The League The Most Wonderful Time of the Year ('08) Henry Winkler. Selling L.A. Selling NY House Big Shrimpin' Project Accessory The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word George Friends Hunters Int'l The Universe Sex in space. Project Accessory The Ed Show Friends Macy's Santa Claus is the real thing. (2hr15) 8:30 p.m. HBO "The Blind Side" ››› A well-to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his poten- tial on and off the football field. (2hr15) 9:00 p.m. FAM "Beauty and the Beast" ›››› Voices of Paige O'Hara, Robby Benson. Animated. A French maiden takes the place of her captured father in the enchanted castle of an accursed prince, and her love is his only chance to resume human form, in the Disney version of a French fairy-tale. (2hr) 9:30 10 PM STARZ "Barney's Version" ››› A detective's book prompts a thrice-married TV producer to revisit events surrounding his best friend's long-ago disappearance. (2hr25) VERSUS "Rocky III" ››› Old foe Apollo Creed trains ex-boxing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch with brutish Clubber Lang. (2hr) 10:00 p.m. MAX "Cedar Rapids" ››› Three veteran attendees guide a sheltered insurance agent through a life-altering weekend at an Iowa convention. (1hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Prime Suspect Investigating a diamond dealer's death. The Mentalist Jane loses his memory after an attack. Excused News TMZ The National Christmas Tree Lighting 2011 The Year With Katie Couric Newsworthy events of 2011. Dr. Phil News News WSBT News at 11 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman The Insider Seinfeld The Office Charlie Rose Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Lesea Broad- casting ABC57 News at 11P Frasier Hillsong TV Praise the Lord (Live). Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight (:15) ›››› Miracle on 34th Street ('47), John Payne ›› Notorious ('09, Biography) Angela Bassett, Derek Luke. Crime Inc. Anderson Cooper 360 Ron White: Fix Stupid Weed Wars Wizards Call-Wildman Call-Wildman Mad Money Erin Burnett OutFront Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet SportsNet Year the Earth Went Wild Shake It Up! So Random! Good-Charlie The Family Who Vanished Chelsea Lat E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) Football Live Comics (:35) Nightline WSBT News The Office

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