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I Scream, You Scream We all scream over Stephen King's Bag of Bones TV by DEAN ROBBINS The miniseries Stephen King's Bag of Bones (Sunday, 9 p.m., A&E) wastes no time scaring you to death. With horror movies, I can usually keep my wits about me at least through the credit sequence, but not this time, thanks to merciless music, editing and imagery. Pierce Brosnan plays Michael, a bestselling author who loses his wife (Annabeth Gish) in an accident — though "lose" is probably overstating it. She keeps appearing to him in terrible nightmares that I suggest experiencing with your eyes closed and the TV volume turned down really low. (Whoever handled the sound for this production deserves an Emmy in hell.) Since he's apparently never seen a Stephen King adaptation before, Michael makes the crazy decision to write his next novel on the lonely Maine estate where his wife had spent time doing mysterious things. Cue ghostly moaning. I applaud Bag of Bones' effectiveness while regretting that I'll have to sleep with the lights on for the next few weeks. 12 Dates of Christmas Sunday, 8 pm (ABC Family) Christmas is the traditional time for gorgeous-but-lonely people to find true love in holiday TV movies. Sometimes it requires supernatural intervention, as in 12 Dates of Christmas. On Christmas Eve, misguided Kate (Amy Smart) blows off a date with fellow gorgeous-but-lonely person Miles (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) to pant after her unworthy ex-boyfriend. But a magical puff of perfume in a department store causes her to relive Christmas Eve over and over, à la Groundhog Day. It takes awhile before she realizes that hunky, kind, witty Miles is — duh — the guy for her. That "duh" is a problem. We know exactly where 12 Dates is going, and there's not enough charm in the acting or script to make us look forward to seeing the same scenes replayed several times. "It's like a skipping record!" Kate says. Right. And remember what a pleasant sensation that is? My Fair Wedding with David Tutera Sunday, 9 pm (WeTV) Wedding planner David Tutera travels the country to help couples plan their dream weddings. In every episode, his second-most-important objective is to make the bride feel special. His most important objective is to make himself feel special. David is comfortable being called "a leading artistic visionary" in his official WeTV biography, and he certainly conducts himself like one — though "visionary" is not a word usually applied to a guy who picks out bridesmaid dresses and party favors. But don't tell that to David, who keeps referring to "my bride," as if she's merely a component in his Sistine Chapel ceiling. During the wedding ceremonies, the focus stays squarely on him rather the bride and groom, and he's thanked pro- fusely in the toasts. I'll admit that the couples seem happy with his work in the series' new season. But when they look at their wedding albums 10 years from now, I bet they'll feel a bit strange that almost every shot is of him. America's Supernanny Tuesday, 9 pm (Lifetime) Nanny reality series wallow in misbehavior, with the nanny expressing stagy horror at the chaotic household she's come to rescue. The nanny is usually a self- aggrandizing British scold, using the series as a commercial for her superior chil- drearing skills. Not so with the wondrous Deborah Tillman of Virginia. In her new series, Tillman arrives at a troubled home in an elegant dress and a warm yet businesslike mood. She doesn't condescend to the clueless parents or bully the out-of-control kids, but instead sets to work making things right with common sense and cour- tesy. She institutes techniques like "The Calm-Down Corner," where kids can get a break from their overheated emotions. Tillman shows a remarkable sympathy for children, no matter how unpleasant they are. And she admits to a personal stake in creating loving parents, given that her own father abandoned her at age 12. Now you'll have to excuse me — I must take a break from writing vicious TV reviews in the Calm-Down Corner. www.fcpr.us Lunch 11 a.m. - 2 p.m., Tues. - Sat. Dinner 5 p.m. - 9 p.m., Tues. - Thur. 5 p.m. - 10 p.m., Fri. - Sat. Sunday Brunch 10:30 a..m. - 2:30 p.m. Closed Monday Sit down and enjoy award winning cuisine in our elegant dining rooms set in a historic home built in 1908. Compliment your entree with a selection from our extensive wine list. Enjoy a leisurely stroll on our 1/2-mile paved walking trail while taking in the sights and sounds of the Christmas season. And don't forget to stop by and visit with Santa! Wednesday, Dec. 7 - Wednesday, Dec. 21 WWW.UPANDCOMINGWEEKLY.COM 1240 Fort Bragg Road • Fayetteville, NC • 910.484.6699 www.hilltophousenc.com DECEMBER 7-13, 2011 UCW 17 During the month of December, we will also feature Sunday Brunch from 10:30 to 2:30 for $18.95 per person. Perfect for family get togethers! Book Your Holiday Party Early. Experience our higher standards and excellence with our catering services. ! y R