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sAtuRdAy, MARcH 28 C - ComCast s1 - Dish Network s2 - DireCtV C S1 S2 9 am 9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30 12 pm 12:30 1 pm 1:30 2 pm 2:30 3 pm 3:30 4 pm 4:30 ( NBC 16 16 WNDU (7:00) News Astroblast The Chica Show Tree Fu Tom LazyTown Paid Program Have a Tur- key Neck? Paid Program Name Game Golf Digest Equipment Insider (N) PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. From San Antonio. (N) (L) , CBS 22 22 WSBT CBS This Morning: Saturday Lucky Dog "Grover" Dr. Chris Pet Vet Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Bull Riding College Basketball NCAA Division II Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (L) T CW 25 25 WCWW Dog Whis- perer Dog Whis- perer Dog Whis- perer Expedition Wild Expedition Wild Rock the Park ›› Mr. 3000 ('04, Comedy) Bernie Mac, Angela Bassett. A baseball star comes out of retirement. Raising Hope Raising Hope How I Met/ Mother How I Met/ Mother The King of Queens Friends ) FOX 28 28 WSJV Xploration Earth 2050 Animal Science Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program OK! TV Paid Program Glee "Sexy" Holly Holliday returns to McKinley. Bones A wealthy man attends his own funeral. Glee Quinn intends to get Finn back. ››› 127 Hours ('10, Drama) James Franco. * PBS 34 34 WNIT It's Sew Easy Knitting Daily Lidia's Kitchen Dinner and a Book Moveable Feast Test Kitchen Cooking School Martha Bakes Victory Garden's P. Allen Smith This Old House Hometime Woodsmith Shop Woodwright Nature Ireland's Shannon River. + WHME 46 America Outdoors Young-Out- door Hlthy Choices High School Basketball IHSAA Class 1A Championship: Teams TBA. (N) (L) High School Basketball IHSAA Class 2A Championship: Teams TBA. (N) (L) College Baseball Presbyterian at Liberty. From Liberty Baseball Stadium in Lynchburg, Va. (N) (L) _ ABC 57 57 WBND ABC57 News at 9A Jack Hanna Ocean Mys- teries Sea Rescue The Wildlife Docs Entertainment Tonight TMZ Judge Judy Judge Judy World of X Games (N) ESPN Sports Saturday (N) 0 SBT2 30 Animal Adv Animal Adv Hollywood Live Life Biz Kid$ Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Adventures Entertainers: Byron Allen Q Q Hollywood HouseCalls Homeowner House TBN 260 372 RocKids TV Auto B. Gd Paha. Is. Veggie Monster Hopkins Lassie Goliath Ishine Inspir. Nest Family Veggie Heroes & Legends Bless Lord The Robe WMYS Jeffersons Jeffersons Cheers Cheers Cougar Cougar First Family First Family Box Office Box Office ››› Mad Max ('79) Mel Gibson, Joanne Samuel. Eddie and the Cruisers M A&E 118 265 Dog the Bounty Hunter Dog the Bounty Hunter Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds ››› Twister ('96, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes. Deep ∂ AMC 130 254 Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman ››› Pale Rider ('85) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty. ›› Above the Law ('88) Steven Seagal, Pam Grier. ›› Out for Justice ('91, Action) Steven Seagal. ≤ ANPL 184 282 America's Cutest America's Cutest Too Cute! Too Cute! Too Cute! My Cat From Hell My Cat From Hell To Be Announced ª BET 124 329 Husbands ›› Rebound ('05) Martin Lawrence, Wendy Raquel Robinson. ›› Stomp the Yard ('07) Columbus Short, Meagan Good. ›› Life ('99, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence. [ CNBC 208 355 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. W CNN 200 202 Smerconish CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom With Fredricka Whitfield CNN Newsroom With Poppy Harlow O COM 107 249 South Park (:43) › Meet the Spartans ('08) Sean Maguire. (:42) › The Comebacks ('07) David Koechner, Carl Weathers. (1:50) ›› Hit & Run ('12, Comedy) Dax Shepard. (:11) Me, Myself & Irene E CSNCH 665 SportsNet SportsNet Wis. Water Time Water Discover WI Musky Top Cooker Focus T25 NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Philadelphia Flyers. (L) A Piece of MLB Baseball 1 CSPAN 210 350 Washington Journal Washington This Week Washington This Week Washington This Week Washington This Week D DISC 182 278 Misfit Garage Fast N' Loud Fast N' Loud Fast N' Loud Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Dual Survival R DISN 172 290 Star-Rebels Jessie Jessie I Didn't Good Luck Good Luck Dog Dog Jessie Jessie I Didn't I Didn't Austin Austin Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. N E! 114 236 The Soup The Soup E! News Weekend Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian B ESPN 140 206 SportsCenter (N) (L) SportsCenter (N) (L) SportsCenter (N) (L) Women's College Basketball Update Women's College Basketball Basketball C ESPN2 144 209 Nation NFL Live NHRA Drag Racing Cheerleading (N) Cheerleading (N) Women's College Gymnastics SEC Championship. College Hockey æ FAM 180 311 ››› Music and Lyrics ('07) Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore. ›› Liar Liar ('97) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. ›› Beauty Shop ('05) Queen Latifah, Alicia Silverstone. The Breakfast Club ('85) V FNC 205 360 FOX & Friends Saturday Bulls, Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin' In America's News HQ America's News HQ Jour. America's News Headquarters Healthy You News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Farmhouse Pioneer Wo. Pioneer Wo. Trisha's The Kitchen All-Star Academy Beat Bobby Duff Till Restaurant: Impossible Diners Diners Guy's Grocery Games P FX 137 248 Two Men Two Men Two Men › That's My Boy ('12, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg. › The Sitter ('11) Jonah Hill, Max Records. ›› Horrible Bosses ('11) Jason Bateman. ≥ GOLF 401 605 European PGA Tour Golf Trophee Hassan II, Third Round. From Morocco. (N) (L) PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. (N) PGA Tour Golf (131) HALL 185 312 Gold Girls Gold Girls A Lesson in Romance ('14) Kristy Swanson. Accidentally in Love ('10, Drama) Jennie Garth. ››› The Wish List ('10) Jennifer Esposito. The Sweeter Side of Life I HGTV 112 229 Love It or List It, Too Love It or List It, Too Love It or List It, Too Love It or List It, Too Property Brothers Property Brothers Property Brothers Property Brothers H HIST 120 269 Revelation: End Revelation: The End of Days Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens Hangar 1: The UFO Files F LIFE 108 252 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Unsolved Mysteries ›› Mr. Brooks ('07) Kevin Costner, Demi Moore. The Perfect Child ('07, Drama) Rebecca Budig. Hidden Away ('13) Z MSNBC 209 356 Up W/Steve Kornacki Melissa Harris-Perry Weekends With Alex Witt Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera ¥ NBCSN 151 608 Premier League Match of the Week Premier Mecum Auctions: Collector Cars and More "Kissimmee" From Kissimmee, Fla. Motorsports Hour ? NICK 170 299 The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie SpongeBob Parents Parents SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob Splitting Adam ('15) Jace Norman, Isabella Moner. Henry Henry L OXY 127 612 Preachers of Detroit Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City (:14) Sex and the City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Q SPIKE 168 262 ››› Troy ('04, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. ›› Conan the Barbarian ('11) Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols. Cops Cops Cops 6 TBS 139 247 (8:45) Movie My Baby's Daddy ›› Head of State ('03) Chris Rock, Bernie Mac. ››› The Nutty Professor ('96) Eddie Murphy. Friends Friends Friends Big Bang Big Bang J TLC 183 280 7 Little Johnstons 7 Little Johnstons 19 Kids and Counting 19 Kids and Counting 19 Kids and Counting 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids T TNT 138 245 Law & Order "C.O.D." Law & Order "Paradigm" Law & Order ››› Gran Torino ('08) Clint Eastwood, Christopher Carley. ››› Road to Perdition ('02) Tom Hanks, Paul Newman. @ TOON 176 296 Teen Titans Gumball Gumball Clarence Clarence Steven Steven Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Teen Titans Teen Titans Clarence Clarence Gumball Gumball Gumball Ø TRAV 215 277 Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum No Reservation Bizarre Bizarre Man, Food Man, Food Food Paradise Food Paradise Ghost Adventures ± TRUTV 204 246 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Branson Branson Greenville Greenville Hack Hack Hack Hack Hack Hack Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Impractical Jokers > TVLAND 106 301 Cleveland Gold Girls (:12) The Golden Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne S USA 105 242 Sirens Dig "Prayer of David" ›› Fantastic Four ('05, Action) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. ››› The Fifth Element ('97) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. ›› Faster ('10) Dwayne Johnson. 3 WGN-A 239 307 Blue Bloods Blue Bloods Blue Bloods Blue Bloods Blue Bloods Blue Bloods Blue Bloods "Bad Blood" Blue Bloods (517) ENC 340 526 (8:10) Movie Remember (:05) ››› Tomorrow Never Dies ('97, Action) (:10) ›› Flightplan ('05, Suspense) Jodie Foster. (1:50) ›› White House Down ('13), Jamie Foxx (:05) ››› Hoosiers (550) HBO 300 501 › Leave It to Beaver ('97, Comedy) ››› Mrs. Doubtfire ('93, Comedy) Robin Williams. It's Me, Hilary ›› Admission ('13) Tina Fey. (:15) ›› Oblivion ('13, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. (562) MAX 310 512 Movie (:40) ›› The Purge ('13, Suspense) (:10) ›› The Signal ('14) Brenton Thwaites. (12:50) ›› You, Me and Dupree ('06) (:45) ›› The Wolverine ('13) Hugh Jackman, Hiroyuki Sanada. (575) SHOW 318 537 (8:15) Movie When Man Loves Woman ›› The Words ('12) Bradley Cooper. (:15) Glimpse Inside-Swan (:45) ›› The Fifth Estate ('13) Benedict Cumberbatch. ›› EDtv ('99, Comedy) (533) STARZ 350 520 Movie (:40) ››› X-Men 2 ('03, Action) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. Black Sails "IX." Black Sails "X." Black Sails "XI." Black Sails "XII." Black Sails "XIII." By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it Q : I enjoyed seeing Mira Sorvino start her new role on "Stalker," but then the show didn't come back. Will it return? — Steve Prince, Boul- der, Colo. A : Yes, likely in late April. The Oscar-winning actress was signed for a multiple-episode arc on the CBS suspense drama, which left off last month with Beth (Maggie Q) in the clutches of an enemy while Sorvino's character oversaw the mission to find and rescue her. Starring Patricia Arquette — an Oscar winner herself now — "CSI: Cyber" has been getting its maiden run in the "Stalker" slot on Wednesdays, but its initial episode order is short enough for 'Stalker" to return before the current television season ends. Q : Now that "Two and a Half Men" is over, what will Jon Cryer be doing? — Jim Gelman, Columbus, Ohio A : He gave self-effacing responses on the order of, "I honestly don't know," in the months and weeks leading up to the CBS sitcom's finale. We suspect movie work will become the major part of the two-time Emmy winner's menu again, and he actually had gone back to that even before "Men" ended. The same week the show's final season debuted, his comedy film "Hit by Lightning" premiered. Q : During the Oscars, it seemed like E! started do- ing a lot of fashion coverage while there were still people to talk to on the red carpet. Why was that? — Sharon Frey, via e-mail A : E!'s coverage starts so early on Oscar day, that net - work largely has the red carpet to itself in television terms for a while. As show time gets closer, though, other parties get in on it ... and since ABC is the Oscars' home network and does its own red-carpet show that's actually produced by the Oscar-giving Motion Picture Academy, carpet coverage becomes exclusive to ABC at a certain point. Thus, if other networks are still doing pre-show coverage then, they have to go another way. E! typically takes the fash - ion-recap route at such times, surveying who wore what and how they wore it. Q : Why has Adam Lambert never appeared on "Saturday Night Live"? — Judy Colby, Buffalo, N.Y. A : Well ... since we don't book the show, we can't give a definitive answer, but we can speculate on some possible rea - sons. You'll note that many of the NBC show's musical guests are booked in tandem with the albums' release dates; it's possible that in Lambert's case, other bookings had been made or the show was in repeats or schedules didn't mesh. And that doesn't apply only to Lambert. As great a showcase as "SNL" for someone who wants to pro - mote an album, sometimes, it just doesn't work out. Send questions of general interest via email to tvpipe- line@gracenote.com. Writers must include their names, cities and states. Personal replies cannot be sent. Page 12 March 23 - 29, 2015 spoRts Movies fAMily speciAls

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