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Software corporation offers a position to a computer genius. ) FOX 28 28 WSJV FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Meals in Minutes! Paid Program Tim McCa- rver Paid Program The Ameri- can Athlete Armando Montelongo Glee The glee club prepares a kissing booth. Mike & Molly 21 Day Fix NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Campingworld.com 500. (N) (L) * PBS 34 34 WNIT Outdoor Elements Indiana Lawmakers Inside Indiana Business Off the Record Indiana Week Washington Week Economic Outlook McLaughlin Group To the Con- trary Politically Speaking The Italian Americans Italians put down roots in U.S. The Italian Americans + WHME 46 In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley Time of Grace Hart to Heart Worship for Shut-ins Paid Program Pioneer Memorial Church Paid Program Paid Program Live From Studio B Paid Program The Ernest Angley Hour Paid Program Partners in Faith _ ABC 57 57 WBND This Week With George Stephanopoulos ABC57 News at 10A Outback Adventures Born to Explore Judge Judy NBA Count- down (N) NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesa- peake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (L) NBA Basketball Houston Rockets at Los Angeles Clippers. (N) (L) 0 SBT2 30 Missing Coolest On the Spot Paid Prog. Face/Nation Flipping Paid Prog. Flipping Cressy Estate On Money Hiring Traveler Angling Comedy.TV TBN 260 372 Franklin Turning Walk in the Win Walk Prince Carpenter Liberate In Touch PowerPoint It Is Written B. Conley Super Kelinda Jesse John Hagee Marriage WMYS DragonFly Real Life Griffith Griffith Griffith Perry Mason Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Murdoch Mysteries Burn Notice M A&E 118 265 Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Bates Motel The Returned "Camille" Nightwatch Nightwatch Nightwatch ∂ AMC 130 254 ››› A League of Their Own ('92, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Geena Davis. ›››› Jaws ('75, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss. ››› Jurassic Park ('93) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. ≤ ANPL 184 282 To Be Announced To Be Announced ª BET 124 329 Bobby Jones Gospel Lift Voice ›› Sister Act ('92) Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith. The Book of Negroes The Book of Negroes [ CNBC 208 355 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. W CNN 200 202 State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS Reliable Sources State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS CNN Newsroom With Poppy Harlow O COM 107 249 (8:16) Movie Tower Heist (:01) › Me, Myself & Irene ('00) Jim Carrey, Renée Zellweger. (:38) › Good Luck Chuck ('07) Dane Cook. (:44) ›› Couples Retreat ('09) E CSNCH 665 SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Body Beast! Paid Prog. 21 Day Fix Anti-Aging Women's College Basketball Israeli Blackhawks Inside Look MLS Soccer 1 CSPAN 210 350 Washington Journal Newsmakers Washington This Week Washington This Week Washington This Week D DISC 182 278 Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier R DISN 172 290 Friends ››› Monsters, Inc. ('01, Comedy) Star-Rebels Mickey Liv-Mad. Dog Austin Austin K.C. Under. K.C. Under. Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. Jessie Jessie N E! 114 236 Kardashian Kardashian Keeping Up With the Kardashians Kardashian ›› The Princess Diaries ('01) Julie Andrews. ›› He's Just Not That Into You ('09) B ESPN 140 206 Outside Reporters SportsCenter (N) (L) College Basketball Live College Basketball College Basketball C ESPN2 144 209 SportsCenter (N) (L) Outside Reporters College Basketball Live SportsCenter (N) (L) College Basketball Bubble Watch (N) (L) æ FAM 180 311 (7:00) Movie Hook ›› Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ('11) Johnny Depp. ››› Independence Day ('96, Science Fiction) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Fantastic Four V FNC 205 360 FOX and Friends Sunday Sunday Morning Futures MediaBuzz News HQ Housecall America's News HQ Fox News Sunday Jour. Housecall America's News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Pioneer Wo. Trisha's Southern Giada Guy's, Bite Brunch at Pioneer Wo. Farmhouse The Kitchen Best. Ever. Diners, Drive Diners Diners P FX 137 248 How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met ›› The Day the Earth Stood Still ('08) Keanu Reeves. ›› Transformers: Dark of the Moon ('11, Science Fiction) Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel. ≥ GOLF 401 605 European PGA Tour Golf Morning Drive Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Final Round. ›› Caddyshack ('80, Comedy) Chevy Chase. (131) HALL 185 312 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls A Wish Come True ('15, Romance) Megan Park. Portrait of Love ('14, Romance) Jason Dohring. My Boyfriends' Dogs ('14) Erika Christensen. I HGTV 112 229 Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Property Brothers Property Brothers Property Brothers Property Brothers Property Brothers H HIST 120 269 America's Book America's Book America's Book America's Book Superstition Mountains Superstition Mountains Superstition Mountains Superstition Mountains F LIFE 108 252 Joel Osteen Paid Prog. Unsolved Mysteries Born in the Wild Born in the Wild A Sister's Nightmare ('13) Kelly Rutherford. The Surrogacy Trap ('13) Adam Reid, Mia Kirshner. Z MSNBC 209 356 Up W/Steve Kornacki Melissa Harris-Perry Weekends With Alex Witt Meet the Press Caught on Camera Caught on Camera ¥ NBCSN 151 608 Premier English Premier League Soccer Premier English Premier League Soccer Prem Goal Zone Cycling Formula One Racing ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Teenage Mutant Ninja Henry Nicky Bella Thunder Thunder Nicky Nicky Sam & Cat Bella Nicky L OXY 127 612 Preachers of Detroit Snapped Snapped Snapped Snapped Snapped Snapped Snapped Q SPIKE 168 262 Off Road Engine Truck Tech Muscle Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Bar Rescue 6 TBS 139 247 ›› Funny People ('09, Comedy-Drama) Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen. ›› It's Complicated ('09) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. ››› The Family Man ('00) Nicolas Cage, Tea Leoni. J TLC 183 280 Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Who Do You T TNT 138 245 Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order "The Ring" Law & Order "Hitman" ››› Spider-Man ('02, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe. Dark Knight @ TOON 176 296 Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Gumball Gumball Gumball Gumball Gumball Gumball Teen Titans Teen Titans Teen Titans Teen Titans Ø TRAV 215 277 Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Castle Expedition Unknown Food Paradise Food Paradise Tastiest Places Tastiest Places Tastiest Places ± TRUTV 204 246 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kart Life "Step Up" Kart Life Greenville Greenville Pawn Pawn truTV Top Funniest Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers truTV Top Funniest > TVLAND 106 301 Gold Girls Gold Girls (:12) Family Feud FamFeud FamFeud FamFeud Soul Man Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne S USA 105 242 Dig Dig ›› No Strings Attached ('11) Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher. ›› Enough ('02, Suspense) Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell. Safe Haven 3 WGN-A 239 307 In the Heat of the Night Running 2015 Los Angeles Marathon. (N) (L) In the Heat of the Night In the Heat of the Night In the Heat of the Night In the Heat of the Night (517) ENC 340 526 (7:45) Movie White House Broken Trail (:35) Broken Trail (:10) ›› White House Down ('13) Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx. (:25) › Bubble Boy ('01, Comedy) (550) HBO 300 501 Movie Boxing Sergey Kovalev vs. Jean Pascal. Fast Real Time, Bill ›› The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey ('12) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman. Something (562) MAX 310 512 (8:15) Movie Back (9:55) ››› Emma ('96, Drama) Gwyneth Paltrow. ››› Moulin Rouge ('01, Musical) Nicole Kidman. (:15) ›› Ender's Game ('13) Harrison Ford. (:15) Banshee (575) SHOW 318 537 (8:45) Movie Aeon Flux (:25) ›› Last Holiday ('06, Comedy) Queen Latifah. (:20) ››› Bridget Jones's Diary Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles ›› Aeon Flux ('05) Charlize Theron. (533) STARZ 350 520 Movie (:35) ›› St. Elmo's Fire ('85, Drama) Rob Lowe. Black Sails "XVI." (:25) ››› Gridiron Gang ('06) The Rock, Xzibit. (:35) Black Sails "XVI." ›› Third Person ('13) Liam Neeson. Page 14 March 9 - 15, 2015 BY GEORGE DICKIE Identify the authors of the following quotes: 1) "Nobody goes there anymore – it's too crowded." 2) "Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." 3) "If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming." 4) "If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" 5) "There is a syndrome in sports called 'paralysis by analysis.' " 6) "One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than 50 preaching it." 7) "Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand." 1) Yogi Berra 2) John Wooden 3) Charles Barkley 4) Vince Lombardi 5) Arthur Ashe 6) Knute Rockne 7) Leo Durocher Answers: spoRts Movies fAMily speciAls

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