Today's Entertainment

Saturdaymovies 5:00 p.m. FAM "The Parent Trap" ››› An 11-year-old meets her California twin, and they plot to reunite their divorced parents. (3hr) 6:00 p.m. HBO "Scott Pil- grim vs. the World" ››› After meeting the gal of his dreams, a charming slacker must contend with an army of her ex-boyfriends, want- ing to get rid of him. (2hr) STARZ "Undercover Brother" ››› A low-rent private detective poses as SATURDAY, OCTOBER 15 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM a preppy nerd in order to foil a plot by conspirators. (1hr30) 7:00 p.m. TOON "Monster House" ››› Animated. No adults believe three youths' assertion that a neighboring residence is a living creature that means them harm. (2hr) 7:30 p.m. FX "Taken" ››› A former spy puts his ex- tensive training to the test when he must rescue his kidnapped daughter from sex-slave traffickers. (2hr) STARZ "Zombieland" ››› Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their 5:30 Horse Racing Queen Elizabeth II Stakes. (N) (L) Friends 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 How I Met Your Mother Meaningful Beauty (3:30) College Football LSU at Tennessee. (N) (Live) Friends The Closer Brenda prepares for an interview. History Detectives A rare Civil War photograph. Comfortable Cooking way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (1hr30) 8:00 p.m. AMC "Cujo" ››› Bitten by a rabid bat, a huge dog traps a Maine woman and her young son in their Ford Pinto. (2hr) ENC "Hellboy" ››› The son of the devil helps a top-secret organization in- vestigate and destroy para- normal creatures. (2hr5) FAM "A Bug's Life" ››› Animated. An inventor ant teams up with other insects to keep a gang of grass- hoppers from terrorizing his colony. (2hr) HIST "The Assassina- tion of Jesse James by MOVIES 6:30 NBC Nightly News How I Met Your Mother Classic Gospel Statler Brothers discuss gospel music. (3:30) College Football Oklahoma State at Texas. (N) (Live) Cressy Estate M A&E 118 265 Family Jewels Stargate Atlantis TBN 260 372 Pendragon: Sword of His Father ('08) Aaron Burns. ∂ AMC 130 254 (3:00) Movie Dreamcatcher ≤ ANPL 184 282 Confessions: Hoarding 7 PM Support Joint Health The Big Bang Theory Paid Program Two and a Half Men Paid Program Paid Program Hlthy Choices Allen Smith Gardens NASCAR Countdown 7:30 Paid Program Instant Tummy Tuck The Big Bang Theory The Lawrence Welk Show "County Fair" Live From Studio B Stargate Universe 8 PM Jeopardy! Two and a Half Men Futurama 8:30 Harry's Law A teen charged with negligent homicide. How to Be a Gentleman Futurama Antiques Roadshow Martin Luther King Jr.'s church visit. 9 PM the Coward Robert Ford" ››› As infamous and unpredictable Jesse James plans his next big robbery, he faces betrayal from one of those closest to him. (3hr30) SHOW "Nowhere Boy" ››› Raised by his aunt, teenage John Lennon meets his birth mother, Ju- lia, who gives him the gift of music. (2hr) SPIKE "True Lies" ››› A Washington wife discov- ers her computer-sales- man husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (2hr30) TBS "Forrest Gump" ››› JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (3hr) TNT "War of the Worlds" ››› A New Jersey man and his two children face an epic battle for survival when hostile aliens invade Earth. (2hr30) 10:00 p.m. WCWW9 "Awakenings" ››› A doctor tries the drug L-dopa on an immobile man and others like him in 1969 New York. (2hr30) AMC "The Shining" ››› A writer goes mad while serving as caretaker with his wife and clairvoyant son 9:30 10 PM Prime Suspect Jane investigates a stockbroker's death. CSI: Miami A criminal takes Natalia hostage. Seinfeld "The Cafe" Keeping Up Appearances Paid Program Paid Program Best of Harvest Cold Squad Seinfeld "The Tape" Keeping Up Appearances at a snowbound Colorado hotel. (3hr30) FAM "Matilda" ››› A little girl develops extraor- dinary mental abilities, de- spite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress. (2hr) 10:05 p.m. ENC "Apoca- lypto" ››› As the end of the Mayan civilization draws near, a man makes a des- perate bid to escape being a human sacrifice and return to his family and the woman he loves. (2hr25) 10:30 p.m. TNT "War of the Worlds" ››› A New Jer- sey man and his two chil- dren face an epic battle for survival when hostile aliens invade Earth. (2hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Double Strands" 48 Hours Mystery "Redemption Song" MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Texas Rangers. American League Championship Series, Game 6. From Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. (N) (L) As Time Goes By News As Time Goes By NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bank of America 500. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (N) (Live) Da Vinci's Inquest Meet, Browns Meet, Browns Hates Chris Hates Chris The Unit "Silver Star" Family Jewels Bad Dog! "Houdinis" ª BET 124 329 ›› Honey ('03, Drama) Jessica Alba, Mekhi Phifer. [ CNBC 208 355 Paid Program Riches! W CNN 200 202 CNN Newsroom Paid Program Paid Program Money in Situation Room O COM 107 249 ›› Accepted ('06, Comedy) Justin Long, Jonah Hill. E CSNCH 665 College Football Western Michigan at Northern Illinois. (N) 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) Washington This Week Kendra B ESPN 140 206 (3:30) College Football Teams TBA. (N) C ESPN2 144 209 (3:30) ESPN Goal Line (N) Score æ FAM 180 311 ››› The Parent Trap ('98, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid. V FNC 205 360 America's News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 (4:00) Movie Stop-Loss ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf Chopped (131) HALL 185 312 (4:15) Movie Little John I HGTV 112 229 Genevieve My Favorite Great Rooms House H HIST 120 269 Cowboys & Outlaws Victorious L OXY 127 612 (4:30) Movie The Wedding Planner Q SPIKE 168 262 Movie 6 TBS 139 247 Big Bang J TLC 183 280 Untold Stories of the E.R. F LIFE 108 252 ›› The Holiday ('06, Romance-Comedy) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law. Z MSNBC 209 356 (4:00) Blind Justice ? NICK 170 299 Victorious Jesse James' Hidden Treasure Lockup: Corcoran Big Bang Big Bang SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time Untold Stories of the E.R. > TVLAND 106 301 Andy Griffith Andy Griffith D. Van Dyke D. Van Dyke D. Van Dyke D. Van Dyke Married S USA 105 242 NCIS "Grace Period" Most Shocking "Wild Riots" NCIS "Cover Story" ¥ VERSUS 151 608 (3:30) College Football Pennsylvania at Columbia. (N) (Live) (517) ENC 340 526 (3:45) Movie The Missing (550) HBO 300 501 (4:00) Movie The A-Team (562) MAX 310 512 (4:20) Movie Pulp Fiction NCIS "Ex-File" Central 3 WGN-A 239 307 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Funniest Home Videos (:10) ›› Blue Crush ('02) Kate Bosworth, Matthew Davis. ››› Scott Pilgrim vs. the World ('10) Michael Cera. (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:25) The Love We Make Dexter "Once Upon a Time" (533) STARZ 350 520 (3:30) Movie Eat Pray Love ››› Undercover Brother ('02, Comedy) Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Law & Order ›› Christine ('83, Horror) Keith Gordon, John Stockwell. Confessions: Hoarding Too Cute! Law & Order "Poison Ivy" BET Hip Hop Awards 2011 How, Millions American Greed Newsroom Frdm's Sldrs Bullying: It Stops Here ›› Just Friends ('05) Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart. Football Communicat Washington This Week D DISC 182 278 I (Almost) Got Away With It I (Almost) Got Away With It American Chopper R DISN 172 290 Good-Charlie Jessie N E! 114 236 Kendra College Football Alabama at Mississippi. (N) (Live) America's News HQ FOX Report Two Men Two Men Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Front of the Class ('08) Patricia Heaton, Treat Williams. Hunters Int'l House Lockup: Corcoran Victorious › Collateral Damage ('02, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elias Koteas. Big Bang T TNT 138 245 (:15) ›› The Island ('05, Action) Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson, Djimon Hounsou. Cops Cops Big Bang 48 Hours: Hard Evidence MLS Soccer Chicago Fire at D.C. United. (Live) American Chopper News WSBT News at 11 11:30 (:29) Saturday Night Live (:35) Criminal Minds ››› Awakenings ('90) Robert De Niro, Robin Williams. An experi- mental drug revives victims of sleeping sickness. Hell's Kitchen The contestants face another challenge. Globe Trekker Lake Titicaca; Witches Market. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LeSea in Action ABC57 News at 11P WSBT News High School Football Praise the Cold Case › Exit Wounds ('01, Action) Steven Seagal, DMX, Isaiah Washington. The Suze Orman Show Piers Morgan Tonight American Chopper So Random! Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Good-Charlie ›› G-Force ('09, Action) Bill Nighy, Zach Galifianakis. E! News Not a Fan Travel Road Cold Case Files Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars ››› Cujo ('83, Horror) Dee Wallace, Danny Pintauro. Dogs 101 ››› The Shining ('80) Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall. Puppies vs. Babies Too Cute! Rickey S. Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part American Greed CNN Newsroom Chicago Hud Inside Look SportsNet American Guns Wizards ››› A Bug's Life ('98, Fantasy) Voices of Dave Foley. Huckabee Wizards The E! True Hollywood Story ›› Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest ('06) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. College Football Florida at Auburn. (N) (Live) (:15) College Football Oklahoma at Kansas. (N) (Live) Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel Bullying: It Stops Here Ron White: Behavioral Prob. Craig Ferguson: Does This South Park South Park Chi. Post SportsNet American Chopper Jessie Good-Charlie The Soup Chelsea Lat (:15) College Football Arizona State at Oregon. (N) (Live) ››› Matilda ('96, Comedy) Mara Wilson, Danny DeVito. Jour. (:45) Front of the Class ('08, Docudrama) Patricia Heaton, Treat Williams. Curb/Block High Low Great Rooms Novogratz Lockup Tampa Big Time Supah Ninjas iCarly ››› The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford ('07) Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck. Five ('11) Patricia Clarkson, Rosario Dawson. Lockup: Raw Victorious › Good Luck Chuck ('07) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba. Big Bang @ TOON 176 296 Johnny Test Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time ››› Monster House ('06, Fantasy) Steve Buscemi. Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Haunted Hotels ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Shocking Vegas Jail NCIS "Dog Tags" › Good Luck Chuck ('07) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba. ››› True Lies ('94, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. ››› Forrest Gump ('94, Drama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise. 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ››› War of the Worlds ('05) Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning. Vegas Jail Married Vegas Jail Haunted Hotels Bait Car Prison Diaries Bait Car FOX News Tailgate Warriors-Guy Fieri Tailgate Warriors-Guy Fieri Tailgate Warriors-Guy Fieri Tailgate Warriors-Guy Fieri Iron Chef America ››› Taken ('08, Action) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met The League LPGA Tour Golf Sime Darby Malaysia, Final Round. PGA Golf Golden Girls Golden Girls Dina's Party Donna Dec Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l TBA › New in Town ('09) Renée Zellweger, Harry Connick Jr.. Lockup Tampa Lockup: Raw '70s Show '70s Show Friends Friends ›› Conan the Barbarian ('82, Action) ›› The Wedding Planner ››› Forrest Gump ('94) 48 Hours: Hard Evidence The Oblongs King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Haunted Hotels Vegas Jail ››› War of the Worlds ('05) Tom Cruise. Haunted Hotels Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond NCIS "Collateral Damage" College Football Stanford at Washington State. (N) (Live) Funniest Home Videos ›› Predators ('10) Adrien Brody, Topher Grace. Homeland "Grace" Funniest Home Videos ››› Hellboy ('04, Fantasy) Ron Perlman, John Hurt. › Gulliver's Travels ('10) Jack Black. Strike Back ››› Nowhere Boy ('09, Drama) Aaron Johnson. ››› Zombieland ('09) Woody Harrelson. NCIS Women's prison riot. Funniest Home Videos Boardwalk Empire Central 30 Rock (:05) ››› Apocalypto ('06, Adventure) Rudy Youngblood. ›› The Book of Eli ('10), Gary Oldman ›› Dinner for Schmucks ('10) Steve Carell, Paul Rudd. Margaret Cho: Cho Dependent ›› Just Go With It ('11) Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston. Kaboom ('10) ›› Eat Pray Love ('10) Saturday, October 15 - Friday, October 21, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice 5 Forensic File Forensic File NCIS "Witness" Bull Riding Scrubs

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