Today's Entertainment

Thursdaymovies 1:00 p.m. FX "Hellboy II: The Golden Army" ››› Hellboy and his team face an underworld prince who plans to awaken a lethal army and use it to reclaim Earth for his magical kin- dred. (2hr30) 2:15 p.m. HBO "Real Women Have Curves" ››› A Latin teenager comes to terms with her self-image while helping her sister work in a dress factory. (1hr30) THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 C S1 S2 5 PM ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 The King of Queens Wild Kratts 3:30 p.m. ENC "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellow- ship of the Ring" ››› A chosen hobbit and his loyal friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf and an elf on a quest to destroy a powerful ring and defeat an evil lord. (3hr) FX "Jarhead" ››› A Marine and his comrades form brotherly bonds while patrolling the Iraqi des- 3:00 p.m. HIST "Count- down to Zero" ››› Leaders examine the dangers of nuclear prolif- eration, including the risks of accidental deployment and terrorist acquisition, and the call for total global disarmament. (2hr) 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 The King of Queens The Dr. Oz Show Speeding up weight loss; fractures. Rick Steves' Europe 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 Friends World News America Every Woman The Flying Nun Hogan's Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P Star Trek TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord M A&E 118 265 Criminal Minds ∂ AMC 130 254 Movie Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Funniest Home Videos The First 48 ≤ ANPL 184 282 The Most Extreme ª BET 124 329 (4:00) Movie The Wash [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money ES.TV ert during the Gulf War. (2hr30) 4:05 p.m. MAX "Catch Me if You Can" ››› An FBI agent pursues Frank Aba- gnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identi- ties and commits forgery. (2hr25) 5:00 p.m. SHOW "Two Lovers" ››› A man juggles relationships with an honest, loving young woman and a manipulative neighbor who has a mar- ried boyfriend. (2hr) 5:30 p.m. AMC "The Ital- ian Job" ››› A master thief and his crew plan to steal back a fortune in gold bullion after they lose 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley Friends Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News Frasier 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons Family Guy Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons Family Ties IBA News From Israel ABC57 News at 7P News ››› The Italian Job ('03) Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron. Untamed and Uncut W CNN 200 202 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer O COM 107 249 South Park Tosh.0 E CSNCH 665 MLB Baseball Bears Blitz (N) (Live) 1 CSPAN 210 350 House of Representatives Scrubs Scrubs Entertainment Tonight TBA Always Good Potters 7:30 6:00 p.m. HBO "Unstop- pable" ››› When an un- manned locomotive roars out of control, two railroad employees must find a way to bring it to a halt before it crashes and spills its toxic cargo. (1hr45) it to a double-crossing gang member. (2hr30) 7:10 p.m. STARZ "Tan- gled" ››› Animated. Crowned with 70 feet of magical golden hair, Ra- punzel strikes a deal with a charming thief to spring MOVIES 8 PM Football Night in America: Kickoff Special (N) (L) Jeopardy! The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men 8:30 CBS Fall Preview The Vampire Diaries "As I Lay Dying" Antiques Roadshow "Hartford, CT" Lester Sumrall Live From Studio B Wipeout Bosses compete with their employees. Dr. Phil Behind The First 48 Don't Forget Don't Forget Without a Trace "Lost Boy" The First 48 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live "Top 10 Countdown" Mad Money John King, USA Chicago Tribune Live (N) E! News D DISC 182 278 Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab American Chopper Kardashian B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 2011 U.S. Open Tennis æ FAM 180 311 Secret-Teen V FNC 205 360 The Five ∞ FOOD 110 231 Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 (3:30) Movie Jarhead I HGTV 112 229 Curb/Block Curb/Block Property H HIST 120 269 Decoding the Past F LIFE 108 252 Project Runway Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews Jail Friends ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly L OXY 127 612 (4:00) Movie Cellular Q SPIKE 168 262 Jail 6 TBS 139 247 Friends King Bones @ TOON 176 296 Regular Show Squirrel Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food ± TRUTV 204 246 Party Heat Sidekick Cops > TVLAND 106 301 Good Times Jeffersons Sanford S USA 105 242 NCIS "Good Wives Club" Cheers (517) ENC 340 526 (3:30) Movie Lord of the Rings (550) HBO 300 501 (4:30) Movie Torque NCIS "Vanished" Almost Cops Sanford World's Dumbest... All in Family All in Family M*A*S*H NCIS "The Bone Yard" Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Funniest Home Videos ›› G-Force ('09, Action) Bill Nighy. (562) MAX 310 512 (4:05) Movie Catch Me if You Can ››› Men in Black ('97), Will Smith (575) SHOW 318 537 ››› Two Lovers ('08, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix. (533) STARZ 350 520 (:05) ›› Burlesque ('10, Drama) Cher, Christina Aguilera. ››› Unstoppable ('10, Action), Chris Pine Little House on the Prairie Property UFO Hunters "USOs" Project Runway MSNBC Live Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Jail iCarly Jail King J TLC 183 280 Cake Boss Cake Boss LA Ink "What's Wrong Kat?" T TNT 138 245 Bones Jail Seinfeld Gumball SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife-Kids George Jail Jail Seinfeld Jail Flight 175: World Watched Undercover Boss Bones Advent. Time Regular Show MAD World's Dumbest... NCIS "Chimera" iMPACT Wrestling (N) ›› Monster-in-Law ('05) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. ››› Double Jeopardy ('99) Tommy Lee Jones. World's Dumbest... M*A*S*H LA Ink "Kat & Jesse in Baja" '70s Show '70s Show '70s Show '70s Show MANswers MANswers LA Ink "Kat & Jesse in Baja" Family Guy Family Guy Conan LA Ink "While Kat's Away" Bones CSI: NY King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Truck Stp Most Shocking Suits "Dog Fight" ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Hunting TV Real Hunting North-Alaska Winchester Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta Tred Barta 3 WGN-A 239 307 Cheers Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine › Legion ('10) Paul Bettany, Lucas Black. (:45) ›› Just Wright ('10) Queen Latifah, Common. ›› Letters to Juliet ('10, Drama) Amanda Seyfried. (:10) ››› Tangled ('10) Voices of Mandy Moore. 14 The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice • Saturday, September 3 - Friday, September 9, 2011 (:15) › Catwoman ('04, Action) Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt. Suits "Play the Man" Scrubs Scrubs (:45) ››› Starship Troopers ('97) Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer. Enthusiasm Entourage Entourage (:05) Real Sex Web Therapy ›› Piranha ('10, Horror) Elisabeth Shue. ››› The Bourne Identity ('02, Suspense) Matt Damon. ›› The A-Team ('10) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. Gigolos Gigolos (:05) Alice in Wonderland Truck Stp Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Top 20 Most Shocking Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond 3's Company 3's Company Burn Notice Audibles (N) (Live) ›› Stepmom ('98) Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon. Special Report Chopped "A Cornish Mess" Little House on the Prairie Hunters Int'l House UFO Hunters Project Runway Hardball Chris Matthews iCarly Untamed and Uncut The Kudlow Report 9 PM 6:30 p.m. MAX "Men in Black" ››› A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. (1hr45) her from her prison tower. (1hr50) 8:00 p.m. AMC "Batman Begins" ››› Following the death of his parents, young heir Bruce Wayne becomes a masked avenger who fights the forces of evil in Gotham City. (3hr) FAM "Ever After: A Cinderella Story" ››› Treated as a servant by her stepmother, a 16th- century woman wins the heart of the French prince. (3hr) TNT "Double Jeopardy" ››› While in jail for murdering her husband, a woman discovers he is 9:30 10 PM Big Brother Eviction; head-of- household competition. Plain Jane Helping an aspiring writer transform. Bones "The Truth in the Myth; The Pinocchio in the Planter" A TV- show host's remains are found. Waking the Dead Someone tries to steal DNA. The Harvest Show News and music. Rookie Blue A vigilante steals Gail's uniform. Joel Osteen Ministries The Oprah Winfrey Show Houston Without a Trace "Clean Up" The First 48 Confessions: Hoarding Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama › A Man Apart ('03) Vin Diesel, Larenz Tate. How, Millions Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room Anderson Cooper 360 Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park South Park Futurama SportsNet MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox. (Live) Capitol Hill Hearings Jack the Ripper in America The Exorcist Files R DISN 172 290 Phineas, Ferb So Random! Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Phineas, Ferb Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Shake It Up! Wizards N E! 114 236 Kardashian 2011 U.S. Open Tennis Men's Quarterfinals and Exhibition Match. (N) (Live) FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor Chopped "Flower Power" ≥ GOLF 401 605 Golf Videos Golf Videos Golf Central Play Lessons Junior PGA Championship Feherty (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons "The Obstacle" Little House on the Prairie First Place Ancient Aliens Project Runway The Last Word 8:30 p.m. E! "Knocked Up" ››› A rising journal- ist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a preg- nancy. (2hr30) living under a new identity with their son. (2hr) 9:00 p.m. STARZ "The Bourne Identity" ››› A woman helps an amnesiac,who has a dangerous past, to dodge assassins as he tries to learn about himself. (2hr5) 9:45 p.m. ENC "Starship Troopers" ››› Members of Earth's space fleet battle a vicious army of gi- gantic insects bent on de- stroying humanity. (2hr15) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM NFL Football New Orleans Saints at Green Bay Packers. (N) (L) The Mentalist "Ball of Fire" Jane is kidnapped. Seinfeld "The Race" News September's Children Terrorism and war. Rookie Blue Andy looks for Swarek. News Praise the Lord TMZ ››› Batman Begins ('05, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson. Confessions: Hoarding Futurama Frasier Beyond Scared Straight Confessions: Hoarding Seinfeld "The Shoes" News WSBT News at 11 Everybody- Raymond The Office "Job Fair" Charlie Rose Paid Program Joyce Meyer Dr. Sumrall CC Special ABC57 News at 11P Comics Israel Tour 2011 (:35) Nightline RENO 911! Hates Chris Hates Chris Meet, Browns Beyond Scared Straight ››› Batman Begins ('05) Confessions: Hoarding › A Low Down Dirty Shame ('94) Keenen Ivory Wayans. Anderson Cooper 360 Beyond Bravery Futurama Exorcists: The True Story Kardashian ››› Knocked Up ('07, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. College Football Arizona at Oklahoma State. (N) (Live) ››› Ever After: A Cinderella Story ('98, Romance) Drew Barrymore, Anjelica Huston. Hannity How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Wilfred Feherty Chopped Champions Feherty Frasier Frasier First Place House Hunters: Urban Living House Ancient Aliens Project Runway Feherty Frasier Ancient Aliens The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show George Greta Van Susteren Chopped Louie Feherty Frasier White Sox SportsNet Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet The Exorcist Files A.N.T. Farm Fish Hooks So Random! Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Chelsea Lat E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) 2011 World Series of Poker The 700 Club The O'Reilly Factor Iron Chef America Wilfred Frasier Hunters Int'l House (:32) Dance Moms Louie Golf Central Frasier UFO Files "Real UFOs" The Last Word Hunters Int'l Russian Dolls 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman Everybody- Raymond The Office "Hot Girl"

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