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Saturdaymovies 5:00 p.m. MAX "It's Kind of a Funny Story" ››› (2010, Comedy-Drama) Keir Gilchrist, Zach Galifi- anakis. A depressed teen- ager checks himself into a psychiatric facility and winds up in the adult ward, where a fellow patient takes him under his wing. (1hr45) 5:30 p.m. TNT "300" ››› (2007, Action) Gerard But- ler, Lena Headey. Sparta's King Leonidas and his SATURDAY, AUGUST 20 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM badly outnumbered war- riors fight to the death against King Xerxes' mas- sive Persian army at the Battle of Thermopylae. (2hr30) 6:00 p.m. ENC "The American President" ››› (1995, Romance- Comedy) Michael Douglas, Annette Bening. A political rival turns the widowed president's romance with an environmental lobbyist into an election-year issue. (2hr) HALL "The Parent Trap" ››› (1961, Comedy) Hayley Mills, Maureen O'Hara. A prissy Bostonian meets her California-tom- 5:30 Horse Racing Alabama Stakes. (N) (L) PGA Tour Golf Wyndham Championship, Third Round. The King of Queens Best of ... Israel Tour 2011 Little League Baseball Cressy CW 2011 Fall Preview TBN 260 372 Harvest Crusade 2011 The Wild, Wild West The King of Queens 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 Friends boy twin, and they plot to reunite their parents. (3hr) 8:00 p.m. WCWW9 "Ho- tel Rwanda" ››› (2004, Drama) Don Cheadle, Sophie Okonedo. Paul Rusesabagina saves more than 1,200 Tutsi refugees from genocide by hiding them at his posh hotel in Rwanda's capital city. (2hr) AMC "The Italian Job" ››› (2003, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron. A master thief and his crew plan to steal back a fortune in gold bullion af- ter they lose it to a double- crossing gang member. (2hr30) 6:30 NBC Nightly News Paid Program CBS Evening News Friends (4:00) MLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (N) (L) 7 PM Support Joint Health How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men Paid Program Paid Program Hlthy Choices Allen Smith Gardens ABC World News ABC57 News at 6:30P Urban Style Stargate Atlantis 7:30 Access Hollywood Top stories of the week. Jeopardy! How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men Lawrence Welk's Big Band Splash Big Band music from the 1920s-1950s. House House takes on a teenage faith healer. Stargate Universe "Pain" Gomer Pyle Gomer Pyle M*A*S*H ›› Swordfish ('01) John Travolta, Hugh Jackman. Pit Boss Dogs 101 E! "Knocked Up" ››› (2007, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. A rising journalist and an irresponsible slack- er ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (2hr30) HBO "Unstoppable" ››› (2010, Action) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. When an unmanned loco- motive roars out of control, two railroad employees must find a way to bring it to a halt before it crashes and spills its toxic cargo. (1hr45) 10:00 p.m. WCWW9 "Amistad" ››› (1997, MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A college student dies. Cops Best of ... Bible Prophecy Paid Program Paid Program Best of Harvest Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension ('11) Voices of Vincent Martella, Dee Bradley Baker. Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power M*A*S*H Da Vinci's Inquest Brothers & Sisters [ CNBC 208 355 Healthy Hair $ Secrets W CNN 200 202 CNN Newsroom ›› Romeo Must Die ('00, Action) Jet Li, Aaliyah, Isaiah Washington. Meaningful Paid Program Money in Situation Room CNN Newsroom O COM 107 249 (3:42) Movie My Best Friend E CSNCH 665 WPS Soccer 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) Washington This Week (5:59) ›› Year One ('09) Jack Black, Michael Cera. Auto Racing Travel Guide SportsNet Commun. Washington This Week Little League Baseball World Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) FOX Report Cupcake Wars American Greed › A Man Apart ('03) Vin Diesel, Larenz Tate. Battle for Blair Mountain Cold Squad Poisoning. Cold Case "Resolutions" ››› The Italian Job ('03) Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron. Dogs 101 Till Debt/Part The Suze Orman Show Piers Morgan Tonight (:01) ›› Tommy Boy ('95) Chris Farley, David Spade. Sky Ball D DISC 182 278 Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns R DISN 172 290 Good-Charlie A.N.T. Farm So Random! Shake It Up! My Babysitter My Babysitter Good-Charlie Wizards N E! 114 236 Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian E! News B ESPN 140 206 NASCAR Racing C ESPN2 144 209 Softball Junior League, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) æ FAM 180 311 Movie V FNC 205 360 America's News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 (4:30) Movie The Marine ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf ›› The Next Karate Kid ('94) Hilary Swank, Noriyuki "Pat" Morita. America's News HQ Challenge Cupcake Wars › 12 Rounds ('09, Action) John Cena, Aidan Gillen, Ashley Scott. (131) HALL 185 312 (3:00) Movie The Parent Trap ››› The Parent Trap ('61, Comedy) Hayley Mills, Maureen O'Hara, Brian Keith. I HGTV 112 229 Design Star H HIST 120 269 American Pickers F LIFE 108 252 The Stepson ('10, Suspense) Christina Cox, Adam Beach. Z MSNBC 209 356 (4:00) Chasing the Devil ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time L OXY 127 612 (4:30) Movie Fools Rush In T TNT 138 245 Movie Modern Marvels Butchers. Lockup: San Quentin Victorious Seinfeld iCarly Big Time Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf Safeway Classic, Second Round. From North Plains, Ore. (N) (Live) My Favorite House Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Green Home Secrets Modern Marvels "Cold Cuts" Lies My Mother Told Me ('05) Joely Richardson. Lockup: San Quentin iCarly Q SPIKE 168 262 (3:30) Movie Behind Enemy › Punisher: War Zone ('08, Action) Ray Stevenson, Dominic West. 6 TBS 139 247 Raymond Raymond Seinfeld King Extreme Terror Rides Most Shocking Bones > TVLAND 106 301 Extreme Makeover: Home S USA 105 242 Law & Order: SVU Extreme Makeover: Home Law & Order: SVU ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Pirelli World Challenge Auto Racing (N) 3 WGN-A 239 307 The Unit "Sacrifice" (550) HBO 300 501 Movie (562) MAX 310 512 ››› It's Kind of a Funny Story ('10) (575) SHOW 318 537 Movie Extreme Restaurants Top 20 Most Shocking Extreme Makeover: Home Law & Order: SVU Cops 9 PM Historical Drama) Morgan Freeman, Anthony Hop- kins. U.S. lawyers defend Africans who revolted against their Spanish cap- tors aboard a slave ship in 1839. (3hr) 10:30 p.m. AMC "A Few Good Men" ››› (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson. Navy lawyers defend two Marines ac- cused of killing a private at the naval station at Guan- tanamo Bay, Cuba. (3hr) FAM "The Rundown" ››› (2003, Adventure) The Rock, Seann William Scott. Before his retire- ment, a bounty hunter must locate his boss' son, who 9:30 10 PM Criminal Minds The team searches for a serial killer. ››› Hotel Rwanda ('04) Don Cheadle, Sophie Okonedo. A hotelier saves 1,200 Tutsi refugees from slaughter. American Dad The Cleveland Show Best of ... America's Funniest Home Videos News is searching for a price- less artifact in the Amazon. (2hr) 10:45 p.m. SHOW "A Single Man" ››› (2009, Drama) Colin Firth, Julianne Moore. Planning to commit suicide at the end of the day, a gay professor who recently lost his lover goes about his daily routine and visits with longtime friends. (1hr45) 11:05 p.m. STARZ "Salt" ››› (2010, Action) Ange- lina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. After a defector accuses her of spying for the Rus- sians, a CIA officer goes on the run and tries to come up with a way to establish her innocence. (1hr45) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Gymnastics 2011 Visa Championships. From St. Paul, Minn. (N) (L) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Mask" 48 Hours Mystery Authorities hunt for a serial killer. News The Office "The Client" News WSBT News at 11 11:30 (:29) Saturday Night Live (:35) Criminal Minds ››› Amistad ('97) Morgan Freeman, Anthony Hopkins. Africans revolt on a Spanish slave ship in 1839. Fringe "Peter" Peter's other- worldly origins. Best of ... Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LeSea in Action ABC57 News at 11P House "Forever" Graham Classic Crusades Not a Fan Travel Road The Unit Militia rebel leader. High School Football Plymouth at Bremen. Hates Chris Hates Chris M A&E 118 265 Exterminator Exterminator Exterminator Exterminator Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars ∂ AMC 130 254 (4:00) Movie Cowboy Way ≤ ANPL 184 282 Pit Boss ª BET 124 329 Movie America's Cutest Cat 2010 Pit Boss "The Betrayal" ››› A Few Good Men ('92) Tom Cruise. America's Cutest Cat 2010 Just Another Day ('09, Drama) Wood Harris, Jamie Hector. Princess "Neelam" CNN Newsroom American Greed Battle for Blair Mountain Inside Look Boxing Top Rank: Mike Alvarado vs. Gabriel Martinez. Sons of Guns Sons of Guns ››› Knocked Up ('07, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. Little League Baseball World Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Western and Southern Open, Women's Semifinals. From Cincinnati. (N) (Live) ›› Home Alone 2: Lost in New York ('92) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. Huckabee Cupcake Wars (:03) ›› Zack and Miri Make a Porno ('08) Seth Rogen. SportsNet Sons of Guns So Random! So Random! A.N.T. Farm So Random! Shake It Up! My Babysitter Ice-Coco The Soup Chelsea Lat SportsCenter (N) (Live) NHRA Drag Racing Justice With Judge Jeanine You Couldn't Stop Watching Jour. Cupcake Wars ›› Personally Yours ('00, Romance) Valerie Bertinelli. Room Cr. Color Splash Novogratz House Meat America Origins of hot dogs; longhorn beef. Lockup Boston True Jackson, VP ›› The Wedding Planner ('01) Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey. King J TLC 183 280 Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up 20/20 on TLC "Blood Ties" ››› 300 ('07, Action) Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham. @ TOON 176 296 Johnny Test Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time › Inspector Gadget ('99), Rupert Everett Ø TRAV 215 277 Extreme Waterparks ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Shocking Adv. Sports Bull Riding (517) ENC 340 526 (3:50) Movie Bad Lieutenant ››› The American President ('95) Michael Douglas. ›› Robin Hood ('10, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. (:35) ›› The Joneses ('09), Demi Moore (533) STARZ 350 520 (:10) ›› You Again ('10) Kristen Bell, Jamie Lee Curtis. Top 20 Most Shocking Deadly Sibling Rivalry ('11, Suspense) Charisma Carpenter. Lockup Boston iCarly ›› Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ('04) 20/20 on TLC ›› Rambo ('08, Action) Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz. ››› The Rundown ('03) The Rock. Iron Chef America Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Sunny PGA Tour Golf Wyndham Championship, Third Round. The Lost Kennedy Home Movies Lockup Boston FOX News Sunny Golf Central Golden Girls Golden Girls Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l '70s Show '70s Show George The Stepson ('10, Suspense) Lockup: Raw "Time to Kill" George ›› Fools Rush In ('97, Comedy-Drama) Matthew Perry, Salma Hayek. Hooters' Snow Angels 2 ›› Watchmen ('09, Action) Billy Crudup, Malin Akerman, Jackie Earle Haley. Ghost Adventures Law & Order: SVU Bull Riding PBR San Antonio Invitational. (Taped) MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. ›› Under Siege 2: Dark Territory ('95) ››› Unstoppable ('10, Action), Chris Pine (:45) ›› The Lost World: Jurassic Park ('97, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum. (:15) › The Back-up Plan ('10) Jennifer Lopez. ›› Burlesque ('10, Drama) Cher, Christina Aguilera. Strike Back Rambo III (9:50) ›› Yes Man ('08) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. 20/20 on TLC Ghost Adventures World's Dumbest... Law & Order: SVU Heads-Up Poker WGN News at Nine Ghost Adventures 20/20 on TLC "Blood Ties" ›› The Mummy Returns Johnny Test The Oblongs King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Ghost Adventures World's Dumbest... Extreme Makeover: Home Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Law & Order: SVU Bull Riding Scrubs (:45) ›› Predator 2 ('90) Danny Glover, Gary Busey. (:45) True Blood ›› The Switch ('10) Jennifer Aniston. ›› Country Strong ('10) Gwyneth Paltrow, Tim McGraw. (:45) ›› MacGruber ('10) Will Forte. Big Stan ('07, Action) Rob Schneider, Jennifer Morrison. (:45) ››› A Single Man ('09) Colin Firth. (:05) ››› Salt ('10, Action) Saturday, August 20 - Friday, August 26, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice 5 How I Met (:35) Cheech Forensic File Forensic File Law & Order: SVU SportsNet

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