Today's Entertainment

Mondaymovies 1:00 p.m. BET "Somebody Help Me" ››› Marques Houston, Donna DuPlan- tier. Young friends begin to disappear during a get- away trip. (2hr) 1:25 p.m. STARZ "Toy Story 3" ››› Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. Ani- mated. Woody, Buzz and the rest of the toys find themselves dumped in a day-care center after Andy leaves for college. (1hr50) MONDAY, AUGUST 22 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 The King of Queens Wild Kratts 2:00 p.m. AMC "Kill Bill: Vol. 2" ››› Uma Thur- man, David Carradine. Be- fore confronting her former boss, an assassin goes after the man's younger brother and her one-eyed counterpart. (3hr) 3:50 p.m. MAX "Wall Street" ››› Michael Douglas, Charlie Sheen. Oliver Stone's tale of the career of an ambitious stockbroker and his in- volvement with a ruthless corporate raider. (2hr10) 4:40 p.m. ENC "Zom- bieland" ››› Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisen- berg. Survivors of a 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 The King of Queens The Dr. Oz Show Plastic surgery; an unhealthy cook. Dinner and a Book The Flying Nun Gidget Star Trek "Amok Time" TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord M A&E 118 265 Criminal Minds Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Funniest Home Videos The First 48 ª BET 124 329 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money (:25) Tosh.0 1 CSPAN 210 350 House of Representatives N E! 114 236 ›› Sweet Home Alabama ('02) Reese Witherspoon. B ESPN 140 206 Little League Baseball C ESPN2 144 209 SportsNation (N) (Live) æ FAM 180 311 Secret-Teen V FNC 205 360 The Five ∞ FOOD 110 231 Contessa P FX 137 248 (4:30) Movie The Proposal ≥ GOLF 401 605 The Barclays Highlights (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons SportsCenter (N) (Live) Best Dishes Iron Chef America Untamed and Uncut Mad Money 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 Friends World News America Hogan's Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P ES.TV zombie apocalypse use creative means to dis- patch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (1hr30) 5:00 p.m. STARZ "Hell- boy" ››› Ron Perlman, John Hurt. The son of the devil helps a top-secret organization investigate and destroy paranormal creatures. (2hr10) 8:00 p.m. AMC "Jurassic Park" ››› Sam Neill, Laura Dern. An entrepre- neur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme- park featuring dinosaurs MOVIES 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley Friends Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News Frasier 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons Family Guy Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons The Rifleman IBA News From Israel The Insider Entertainment Tonight WSBT News at 7 Kirk Cameron Potters ∂ AMC 130 254 ›› Pearl Harbor ('01, War) Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale. ≤ ANPL 184 282 The Most Extreme W CNN 200 202 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer O COM 107 249 South Park E CSNCH 665 MLS Soccer 7:30 8 PM Jeopardy! How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men Hell's Kitchen Antiques Roadshow "Hartford, CT" Bachelor Pad Dr. Phil Behind Chironna Untamed and Uncut The Kudlow Report John King, USA Chicago Tribune Live (N) ››› Jurassic Park ('93, Science Fiction) Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum. Wild Hoarders "Andrew; Lydia" Wild Hoarders "Lisa; Bertha" I Shouldn't Be Alive The Hustle ('08, Comedy) Charlie Murphy, Al Shearer. Supermarkets Inc: Inside The Last Heart Attack (5:56) Scrubs (:26) Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road ('06, Comedy) Sky Ball D DISC 182 278 Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Dual Survival "Soaked" R DISN 172 290 Shake it Up! Wizards Secret-Teen Sex-City Sunny Antiques Roadshow A circa- 1910 Dirk Van Erp lamp. Lester Sumrall Bible Prophecy The Harvest Show News and music. The Oprah Winfrey Show J. Franklin 8:30 Inside Edition America's Got Talent Four wildcard acts move forward. How I Met Your Mother Gossip Girl Charlie and Vanessa become friendly. 9 PM Two and a Half Men regenerated from DNA. (3hr) ENC "Up" ››› Voices of Ed Asner, Christopher Plummer. Animated. A 78- year-old balloon salesman ties thousands of balloons to his house and flies to South America, but discov- ers too late a young stow- away aboard. (1hr40) FX "Role Models" ››› Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd. Forced to join a mentorship program, two irresponsible men must help a pair of impression- able boys navigate the troubled waters of youth. (2hr30) 9:00 p.m. STARZ "Toy Story 3" ››› Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. Animated. Woody, Buzz and the rest of the toys find themselves dumped in a day-care center after Andy leaves for college. (1hr50) 9:40 p.m. ENC "Smokey and the Bandit" ››› Burt Reynolds, Sally Field. Sher- iff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker, his buddy, a run- away bride and 400 cases of beer. (1hr40) 10:30 p.m. FX "Role Mod- els" ››› Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd. Forced to join a mentorship program, two irresponsible men must help a pair of impression- 9:30 10 PM able boys navigate the troubled waters of youth. (2hr30) 11:00 p.m. AMC "Jurassic Park" ››› Sam Neill, Laura Dern. An entrepre- neur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme- park featuring dinosaurs re- generated from DNA. (3hr) 11:20 p.m. ENC "Zom- bieland" ››› Woody Har- relson, Jesse Eisenberg. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (1hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM American Ninja Warrior Competitors tackle the obstacle course. News Mike & Molly Hawaii Five-0 The team must stop a vengeful bomber. One Tree Hill Jamie has his first little league game. Seinfeld "The Burning" News RFK in the Land of Apartheid: A Ripple of Hope Hart to Heart Ministries News J. Duplantis Praise the Lord Don't Forget Don't Forget Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ The First 48 Intervention "Michelle" How, Millions How, Millions Biography on CNBC Piers Morgan Tonight Sunny SportsNet MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Chicago Cubs. (N Subject to Blackout) Politics & Public Policy Today Dual Survival Phineas, Ferb Good-Charlie My Babysitter My Babysitter Good-Charlie Shake It Up! My Babysitter's a Vampire ('10, Comedy) E! News Sex-City Little League Baseball World Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) The Lying Game "Pilot" Special Report Golf Central Morning Drive The Golf Fix (N) (Live) Little House on the Prairie Modern Marvels "Saws" Unsolved Mysteries MSNBC Live Jail The Bad Girls Club Jail T TNT 138 245 Law & Order "School Daze" @ TOON 176 296 MAD Looney Ultimate Cake Off Law & Order Looney Cops Sanford NCIS "Frame-Up" iCarly Jail King I HGTV 112 229 Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l House H HIST 120 269 Modern Marvels "Shovels" F LIFE 108 252 Unsolved Mysteries Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly L OXY 127 612 The Bad Girls Club Q SPIKE 168 262 Jail 6 TBS 139 247 Raymond Raymond King J TLC 183 280 Ultimate Cake Off The Bad Girls Club Jail Seinfeld Ultimate Cake Off Law & Order "True North" Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations ± TRUTV 204 246 Police Video > TVLAND 106 301 The Jeffersons S USA 105 242 Law & Order: SVU ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Cycling 3 WGN-A 239 307 Cheers Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Cops World's Dumbest... Sanford Cheers (517) ENC 340 526 (4:40) Movie Zombieland (550) HBO 300 501 (4:30) Movie Yogi Bear (562) MAX 310 512 (3:50) Movie Wall Street (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:30) Movie Knowing Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Heads-Up Poker Dharma-Greg Dharma-Greg Funniest Home Videos (:10) ›› The Emperor's Club ('02, Drama) Kevin Kline. (:15) › The Tuxedo ('02, Comedy) Jackie Chan. ›› Jennifer's Body ('09) Megan Fox. (533) STARZ 350 520 ››› Hellboy ('04, Fantasy) Ron Perlman, John Hurt. ›› The Joneses ('09) David Duchovny. All in Family All in Family M*A*S*H NCIS "Boxed In" Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Bear Swamp Bear Swamp Stings M*A*S*H NCIS "Deception" Heads-Up Poker Old Christine Old Christine Funniest Home Videos ››› Up ('09) Voices of Ed Asner. ›› Predators ('10) Adrien Brody, Topher Grace. (:45) ›› Valentine's Day ('10) Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel. (:15) ›› The Switch ('10) Jennifer Aniston. (:10) ›› Anger Management ('03) Adam Sandler. › Bloodsport ('88) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb. WGN News at Nine (:40) ››› Smokey and the Bandit ('77) Burt Reynolds. › Cop Out ('10, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. Big Stan ('07, Action) Rob Schneider, Jennifer Morrison. Weeds The Big C Weeds ››› Toy Story 3 ('10) Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. The Big C (10:50) › Old Dogs ('09) Saturday, August 20 - Friday, August 26, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice 11 Raymond Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond The Nanny WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (L) (:05) Suits "Undefeated" Cycling Scrubs Scrubs Jail FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor Two Men Two Men Little House on the Prairie How the Earth Was Made › Awake ('07) Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba. Hardball Chris Matthews iCarly Seinfeld Dual Survival Sex-City Sex-City The Lying Game Hannity Monday Night Countdown NFL Preseason Football Chicago Bears at New York Giants. (N) (Live) Little League Baseball World Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Secret-Teen Duel Little House on the Prairie House Top 10 Frasier Hates Chris Hates Chris Meet, Browns Intervention "Eddie" ››› Jurassic Park ('93) River Monsters: Unhooked I Shouldn't Be Alive ›› Blue Hill Avenue ('01, Crime Drama) Allen Payne, Angelle Brooks. Mad Money Anderson Cooper 360 Sunny John King, USA Sunny Cubs Dual Survival "Eating Dust" Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet SportsNet Dual Survival Good-Charlie My Babysitter My Babysitter The E! True Hollywood Story Chelsea Lat E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) Softball National Pro Fastpitch Championship, Game 3. Secret-Teen The 700 Club Greta Van Susteren GolfNow Mi The Golf Fix Frasier Hunters Int'l Design Star Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers The Last Word SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife-Kids Lopez The Bad Girls Club Jail Jail Advent. Time MAD Frasier HGTV'd The O'Reilly Factor Unwrapped Unwrapped Unwrapped Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Best Thing Best Thing Challenge ››› Role Models ('08, Comedy) Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd. Chirkinian Secrets in the Walls ('10) Jeri Ryan, Kay Panabaker. The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Lopez The Bad Girls Club The Closer "A Family Affair" ››› Role Models ('08), Paul Rudd Frasier Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Ancient Aliens The Protector "Rats" The Last Word '70s Show '70s Show Lopez Hair Battle Spectacular Rizzoli & Isles "Bloodlines" Lopez The Bad Girls Club Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan Undercover Boss The Closer Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Kate Plus 8 Kate Plus 8 Surprise Homecoming Undercover Boss The Closer "A Family Affair" King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Stings Golf Central Learning Frasier House Frasier Hunters Int'l Castle A man is found dead inside a pizza oven. Frasier Seinfeld "The Pitch" WSBT News at 11 Everybody- Raymond The Office Ryan returns. Charlie Rose Joyce Meyer Rainbow Study Bible ABC57 News at 11P Comics Partners in Faith (:35) Nightline RENO 911! 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman Everybody- Raymond The Office

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