Today's Entertainment

8 p.m. on WSJV < NFL Preseason Football A preseason battle for bragging rights in the state of Pennsylvania is on tap tonight in Pittsburgh, where Ben Roethlisberger and the Steelers defend home turf from Michael Vick and the resurgent Philadelphia Ea- gles. Both teams are com- ing off successful seasons in 2010: The Steelers are the defending AFC champs who lost in Super Bowl XLV to the Green Bay Packers, while the Eagles survived a quarterback controversy to win the NFC East. THURSDAY, AUGUST 18 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 The King of Queens Wild Kratts 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 The King of Queens The Dr. Oz Show Weight loss; plastic surgery to avoid. Rick Steves’ Europe The Flying Nun Gidget Star Trek “Friday’s Child” TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord M A&E 118 265 The First 48 ∂ AMC 130 254 Movie Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Funniest Home Videos The First 48 “Double Time” ≤ ANPL 184 282 The Most Extreme “Diggers” ª BET 124 329 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live Swizz Beats; Jason Momoa. [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money Mad Money W CNN 200 202 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer O COM 107 249 South Park (:25) Tosh.0 E CSNCH 665 Game 365 Golfer 1 CSPAN 210 350 House of Representatives 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 Friends World News America Hogan’s Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P ES.TV Thursdaymovies 12:30 p.m. ENC “The Pianist” ›››, Thomas Kretschmann Polish Jew Wladyslaw Szpilman survives five years in the Nazi-controlled Warsaw ghetto during World War II. (2hr35) MAX “Body Heat” ›››, Kathleen Turner The steamy affair between a lawyer and a married woman unfolds into a crime of passion. (2hr) 1:00 p.m. BET “Ray” ›››, Kerry Washington 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley Friends Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News Frasier 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons Family Guy Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons The Rifleman IBA News From Israel The Insider Entertainment Tonight WSBT News at 7 Always Good Potters ››› Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (‘85) Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. Untamed and Uncut John King, USA D DISC 182 278 Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab American Chopper R DISN 172 290 Shake It Up! Wizards N E! 114 236 ›› Sweet Home Alabama (‘02) Reese Witherspoon. B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 Little League Baseball World Series: Aruba vs. Japan. (N) æ FAM 180 311 Secret-Teen V FNC 205 360 The Five ∞ FOOD 110 231 Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 (4:00) Movie John Tucker ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons “The Quilting” I HGTV 112 229 Curb/Block Curb/Block Property H HIST 120 269 UFO Hunters “Code Red” F LIFE 108 252 Unsolved Mysteries Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly L OXY 127 612 (3:00) Movie Alexander Q SPIKE 168 262 Jail Jail @ TOON 176 296 Regular Show Squirrel 6 TBS 139 247 Raymond Raymond King Bones Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food ± TRUTV 204 246 Party Heat “Aquapalooza” > TVLAND 106 301 Jeffersons S USA 105 242 NCIS “Kill Ari” Sidekick Cops (:42) Sanford & Son NCIS “Kill Ari” ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Adv. Sports Formula D Motorsports Hour 3 WGN-A 239 307 Cheers Cheers (517) ENC 340 526 (4:40) Movie Haunting-Molly (550) HBO 300 501 Movie Almost Cops Sanford World’s Dumbest... All in Family All in Family M*A*S*H NCIS “Silver War” Dharma-Greg Dharma-Greg Funniest Home Videos (:10) ›› Robin Hood: Men in Tights (‘93) Cary Elwes. Unstoppable Pure Country 2: The Gift (‘10) Katrina Elam, Dean Cain. (562) MAX 310 512 (4:30) Movie Running Scared (:15) ›› S.W.A.T. (‘03) Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell. (575) SHOW 318 537 ››› The Road (‘09, Drama) Viggo Mortensen. (533) STARZ 350 520 (4:55) Movie Autumn in New York Advent. Time Regular Show MAD World’s Dumbest... NCIS “Switch” King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy World’s Dumbest... M*A*S*H Adv. Sports Adv. Sports WEC WrekCage Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond 3’s Company Burn Notice Top 20 Most Shocking Suits “Undefeated” Ultimate Fighting Championship (Taped) Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine › Pandorum (‘09) Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster. ›› Date Night (‘10) Steve Carell, Tina Fey. (6:50) › Multiple Sarcasms (‘10, Drama) 14 The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice • Saturday, August 13 - Friday, August 19, 2011 (6:50) ›› How Do You Know (‘10) Reese Witherspoon. (:15) ››› The First Wives Club (‘96) Goldie Hawn. The Big C Web Therapy The Big C Weeds Suits Mike’s first solo case. WEC WrekCage Scrubs Scrubs (9:50) ›› Timecop (‘94), Mia Sara ›› The Karate Kid (‘10, Drama) Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan. The Avengers Enthusiasm Entourage Entourage Taxicab Confessions: New ›› Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Franchise Green Room Franchise Ugly Truth Most Shocking 7:30 Blind since childhood, Ray Charles overcomes pover- ty, hardship and addiction and becomes an American music legend. (3hr30) 1:45 p.m. STARZ “Cour- age Under Fire” ›››, Meg Ryan A troubled of- ficer reviews the Medal of Honor candidacy of a fe- male helicopter pilot killed during the Gulf War. (2hr) 2:30 p.m. MAX “Get Him to the Greek” ›››, Rus- sell Brand A record-com- pany employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hol- lywood for a big comeback concert. (2hr) MOVIES 8 PM Jeopardy! The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men 8:30 Inside Edition Community Parks and Recreation Rules of Engagement The Vampire Diaries “Klaus” 9 PM The Office “Inner Circle” 3:30 p.m. AMC “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior” ›››, Bruce Spence Loner lawman Mad Max fights barbarian bikers for gasoline in the wasteland of the future. (2hr) 4:30 p.m. MAX “Running Scared” ›››, Billy Crys- tal Two cool Chicago un- dercover officers try to put a drug lord permanently out of business. (1hr45) 5:00 p.m. SHOW “The Road” ›››, Kodi Smit- McPhee A father and his son try to keep the dream of civilization alive as they wander through a post- apocalyptic landscape. (1hr50) 9:30 10 PM Big Brother Eviction; head-of- household competition. Plain Jane Woman with a conser- vative appearance. Malt Shop Memories: The Concert Music of the late 1950s and early 1960s. Lester Sumrall Live From Studio B Wipeout Contestants face challenges. Dr. Phil Behind Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Without a Trace The First 48 Dice game. The First 48 Untamed and Uncut The Kudlow Report Born to Dance: L. Gibson The Harvest Show News and music. Expedition Impossible “Come Hell or High Water” Joel Osteen J. Prince The Oprah Winfrey Show Houston Without a Trace The First 48 BMW: A Driving Obsession Mexico’s Drug War Anderson Cooper 360 (5:56) Scrubs (:26) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park South Park Futurama Classic Golf Chicago Tribune Live (N) Phineas, Ferb Good-Charlie My Babysitter Wizards E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) ATP Tennis › Bride Wars (‘09) Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway. Golf Central Feherty Little House on the Prairie Property Feherty UFO Files Reverse-engineering alien technology. Project Runway MSNBC Live Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Jail iCarly Jail King J TLC 183 280 Cake Boss Cake Boss LA Ink “Kat Bares It All” T TNT 138 245 Bones Jail Seinfeld Gumball SpongeBob My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Lopez Jail Jail Seinfeld High Stakes Sweepers Bones Jail › Joe Dirt (‘01, Comedy) David Spade, Dennis Miller. NY Ink “Dis-Appointment” Bones iMPACT Wrestling (N) LA Ink “Tats for Japan” Project Runway Hardball Chris Matthews iCarly Sex-City 5:30 p.m. AMC “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome” ›››, Tina Turner Aunty Entity will return Mad Max’s camels if he will fight the giant Blaster in a barbaric caged arena. (2hr30) 8:15 p.m. MAX “The First Wives Club” ›››, Bette Midler Three 50-ish col- lege friends plot revenge after their husbands dump them for younger women. (1hr45) 9:00 p.m. TNT “Twister” ›››, Bill Paxton Storm- chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equip- ment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (2hr) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM 30 Rock “100” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Pop” The Mentalist The stabbing death of a prison guard. Seinfeld Seinfeld “The Trip, Part II” NFL Preseason Football Philadelphia Eagles at Pittsburgh Steelers. From Heinz Field in Pittsburgh. (N) (L) News WSBT News at 11 Everybody- Raymond News Celtic Woman: Songs From the Heart Music. Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Israel Tour 2011 Rookie Blue Protecting an informant from a gang. News Praise the Lord TMZ Frasier Beyond Scared Straight ›› Conan the Barbarian (‘82, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones. River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters Goes Tribal Hillbilly Handfishin’ The BET Awards 2011 Music, entertainment and sports in LA. Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama SportsNet MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox. (Live) Capitol Hill Hearings American Chopper Little League Baseball World Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Still Standing Still Standing Still Standing ›› Practical Magic (‘98, Comedy-Drama) Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman. Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor Chopped “Chard & True” Feherty Little House on the Prairie Hunters Int’l House Chopped “Sticking to It” Little House on the Prairie First Place Ancient Aliens Project Runway The Last Word Chopped “My Way” Frasier CNBC Titans “Barry Diller” Anderson Cooper 360 Futurama ABC57 News at 11P Comics (:35) Nightline RENO 911! Hates Chris Hates Chris Meet, Browns The First 48 ›› Conan the Destroyer River Monsters: Unhooked Mad Money John King, USA Ugly Amer Daily Show Colbert Rep White Sox SportsNet SportsNet Good-Charlie Good-Charlie A.N.T. Farm PrankStars Phineas, Ferb Good-Charlie Wizards Sex-City MLS Soccer D.C. United at Chicago Fire. (N) (Live) Hannity Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Wilfred Feherty PGA Tour Golf Wyndham Championship, First Round. Frasier Project Runway “All About Nina” The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Lopez Frasier First Place Selling NY Selling NY House Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens The Lying Game “Pilot” Greta Van Susteren Extreme Chef Wilfred Frasier Auction Kings Auction Kings Dirty Money Dirty Money Auction Kings Auction Kings My Babysitter The E! True Hollywood Story The E! True Hollywood Story Chelsea Lat E! News Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) 2011 World Series of Poker The 700 Club The O’Reilly Factor Iron Chef America Louie Frasier Hunters Int’l House Wilfred Golf Central Frasier Hunters Int’l Larry the Cable Guy Russian Dolls How I Met How I Met The Last Word ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Hooters’ Snow Angels 2 Family Guy Family Guy Conan LA Ink “Addicted” ››› Twister (‘96, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. LA Ink “Tats for Japan” Leverage 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman Everybody- Raymond The Office

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