Today's Entertainment

Saturdaymovies 6:00 p.m. COM “American Pie” ››› (1999, Come- dy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. (2hr) HBO “Ocean’s Eleven” ››› (2001, Comedy- Drama) George Clooney, Matt Damon. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (2hr) SATURDAY, JULY 9 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM OXY “Clueless” ››› (1995, Comedy) Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash. A Beverly Hills teen plays matchmaker for teachers, transforms a bad dresser and examines her own ex- istence. (2hr) 7:00 p.m. TOON “Over the Hedge” ››› (2006, Comedy) Voices of Bruce Willis, Garry Shandling. Animated. An opportunistic raccoon teaches fellow animals about the edible treasures that the new humans in the neighbor- hood conveniently leave outdoors. (2hr) 7:30 p.m. FAM “Harry Potter and the Goblet 5:30 Golf U.S. Women’s Open Cham- pionship, Third Round. (3:00) PGA Tour Golf John Deere Classic, Third Round. The King of Queens The King of Queens History Detectives Raid on federal armory. Faith, Family and Freedom Cressy TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord The Wild, Wild West M A&E 118 265 Hoarders “Carolyn; Jo” ∂ AMC 130 254 Movie ≤ ANPL 184 282 Dogs 101 ª BET 124 329 Girlfriends 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 Friends (4:00) MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (N) (L) Classic Gospel (4:00) ESPN Sports Saturday (N) ABC World News ABC57 News at 6:30P Urban Style Stargate Atlantis of Fire” ››› (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Signs of Voldemort’s return emerge as Harry’s friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europe’s best student wizards. (3hr30) 8:00 p.m. WCWW9 “Bridget Jones’s Di- ary” ››› (2001, Ro- mance-Comedy) Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth. An outrageous British woman decides to take control of her life, but instead falls for two very different men. (2hr) E! “It Could Happen to You” ››› (1994, Ro- mance-Comedy) Nicolas 6:30 NBC Nightly News Paid Program CBS Evening News Friends 7 PM Armando Montelongo How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men Paid Program Paid Program Hlthy Choices Allen Smith Gardens 7:30 Access Hollywood Top stories of the week. How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men The Lawrence Welk Show “Pennsylvania Polka.” House “Hunting” House treats a gay AIDS patient. Stargate Universe “Space” Gomer Pyle Gomer Pyle M*A*S*H Hoarders “Gail and Warren” [ CNBC 208 355 Healthy Hair $ Secrets W CNN 200 202 CNN Newsroom ›› Magnum Force (‘73, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood, Hal Holbrook. Dogs 101 ›› Boomerang (‘92, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Halle Berry. Paid Program Paid Program Money in Situation Room Auto Racing Fast Car Slash. Classic Golf Sky Ball 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) C-SPAN Weekend D DISC 182 278 Dual Survival “Eating Dust” N E! 114 236 E! News B ESPN 140 206 SportsCenter (N) (Live) CNN Newsroom O COM 107 249 (4:00) Movie Napoleon Dyn. ››› American Pie (‘99) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. E CSNCH 665 Raceline President Commun. America & the Courts Dual Survival “Hippo Island” E! Special Funny and shocking televised moments. Horse Racing America’s News HQ Challenge FOX Report SportsNet Dual Survival “Up the River” Hoarders “Claudie” Dogs 101 Cage, Bridget Fonda. A New York policeman keeps his promise to split a $4 million lottery prize with a waitress, but his wife ob- jects. (2hr) 9:00 p.m. STARZ “The Social Network” ››› (2010, Drama) Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Gar- field. Six years after creat- ing Facebook in his dorm room, Mark Zuckerberg becomes a billionaire, but his great success leads to personal and legal compli- cations. (2hr5) 10:00 p.m. WCWW9 “In Her Shoes” ››› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette. A sexy MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 Minute to Win It “A Love Con- nection?” Jeopardy! CHAOS “Mincemeat” The agents visit a dying dictator. Cops Cops Antiques Roadshow Twenty stories of valuable treasures. 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power M*A*S*H Da Vinci’s Inquest Brothers & Sisters Hoarders 9 PM partyer clashes with her serious-minded sister and befriends a widow at a Florida retirement commu- nity. (2hr30) 11:00 p.m. FAM “Jurassic Park” ››› (1993, Sci- ence Fiction) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. An entrepre- neur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme- park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. (3hr) TNT “Twister” ››› (1996, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside 9:30 10 PM 48 Hours Mystery The disap- pearance of a young mother. ››› Bridget Jones’s Diary (‘01) Renée Zellweger. A diet-ob- sessed woman looks for suitable husband material. Family Guy The Cleveland Show Keeping Up Appearances Bible Prophecy Paid Program Paid Program Best of Harvest Expedition Impossible Cold Squad Cold Case “Bullet” ›› The Enforcer (‘76) Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly. Dogs 101 The BET Awards 2011 Music, entertainment and sports in LA. American Greed CNN Presents Hoarders “Billy Bob; Jean” Dogs 101 Irish Wolfhound. Till Debt/Part The Suze Orman Show Piers Morgan Tonight ›› Just Friends (‘05) Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart. Boxing Ramon Flores vs. Ramon Valadez. American Perspectives Dino Gangs C ESPN2 144 209 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker MLL Lacrosse All-Star Game. From Boston. (N) (Live) æ FAM 180 311 (4:30) Movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban V FNC 205 360 America’s News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 (3:30) Movie Superbad ≥ GOLF 401 605 European PGA Tour Golf (131) HALL 185 312 Movie ›› Pineapple Express (‘08, Comedy) Seth Rogen, James Franco. I HGTV 112 229 Genevieve Color Splash My Favorite House H HIST 120 269 Hooked: Illegal Drugs F LIFE 108 252 Joy Fielding’s The Other Woman (‘08) Josie Bissett. Z MSNBC 209 356 MSNBC Documentary ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time L OXY 127 612 (4:00) Movie 50 First Dates MSNBC Documentary Victorious Kidnapped for 18 Years (:21) Accidentally in Love (‘10) Jennie Garth. High Hitler Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Nature Valley First Tee Open, Second Round. (N) (Live) ›› The Engagement Ring (‘05) Patricia Heaton. Curb/Block Candice Tells HGTV’d Hitler and the Occult Secrets ›› Mini’s First Time (‘06) Alec Baldwin, Nikki Reed. MSNBC Documentary iCarly iCarly Q SPIKE 168 262 ›› The Punisher (‘04, Action) Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Will Patton. 6 TBS 139 247 Raymond Raymond Seinfeld J TLC 183 280 Untold Stories of the E.R. T TNT 138 245 (3:00) Movie The Da Vinci Code Most Terrifying-America 5 Most Shocking Sanford > TVLAND 106 301 Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Sanford S USA 105 242 (4:00) Movie The Pacifier ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Adventure IndyCar Racing 3 WGN-A 239 307 Bones (517) ENC 340 526 (4:15) Movie The Thing (550) HBO 300 501 Citizen U.S.A. (562) MAX 310 512 (4:30) Movie Four Chris (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:00) Movie Ghost Writer (533) STARZ 350 520 (4:25) Movie Santa Claus ››› Clueless (‘95) Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash. Seinfeld King Countdown to Green (N) Big Time Victorious MythBusters “Paper Armor” Keeping Up Appearances a tornado on the Okla- homa plains. (2hr) 11:30 p.m. SPIKE “Grind- house Presents: Planet Terror” ››› (2007, Horror) Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez. A one- legged go-go dancer and her ex-lover join forces with other survivors to battle a horde of flesh-eat- ing zombies invading their Texas town. (2hr) 11:31 p.m. COM “Bad Santa” ››› (2003, Com- edy) Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox. Two criminals disguise themselves as St. Nick and an elf to rob stores at Christmastime. (2hr4) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Pursuit” 48 Hours Mystery A woman’s ex-husband disappears. News As Time Goes By The Office “Cocktails” As Time Goes By Rookie Blue Andy and Swarek investigate a theft. News Movie Graham Classic Crusades Not a Fan Travel Road The Unit “Unannounced” Hoarders “Phyllis; Janet” Princess “Ashley” CNN Newsroom Chris Rock: Never Scared Triathlon MythBusters R DISN 172 290 Good-Charlie A.N.T. Farm So Random! Shake It Up! My Babysitter My Babysitter My Babysitter My Babysitter My Babysitter My Babysitter Wizards ››› It Could Happen to You (‘94) Nicolas Cage. NFL’s Greatest Games From Jan. 20, 2008. Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Chopped “Have a Heart” Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel Chopped “Saying Sayonara” Wizards Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) NHRA Drag Racing Chopped ›› The Engagement Ring (‘05) Patricia Heaton. Room Cr. Color Splash House Apocalypse Island Island clue in Mayan predictions. MSNBC Documentary ›› Alien vs. Predator (‘04) Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova. King @ TOON 176 296 Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time ››› Over the Hedge (‘06) Voices of Bruce Willis. Ø TRAV 215 277 Most Terrifying Places 3 ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Shocking Most Terrifying Places World’s Dumbest... Sanford ›› The Break-Up (‘06) Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. Heads-Up Poker (Taped) ››› Ocean’s Eleven (‘01) George Clooney, Matt Damon. ›› Waterworld (‘95) Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper. A Shameless ›› Adventures of Power (‘08) Ari Gold. iCarly House › Fool’s Gold (‘08, Action) Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson. MSNBC Documentary iCarly ›› The Wedding Planner (‘01) Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey. NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Quaker State 400. From Kentucky Speedway in Sparta, Ky. (N) (Live) Ghost Adventures Top 20 Most Shocking 2011 Tour de France Stage 8. From Aigurande to Super-Besse Sancy. Funny Videos Lead-Off Man MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (N) (:05) ›› The Karate Kid Part III (‘89) Ralph Macchio. ›› Under Siege 2 (‘95) Steven Seagal. (:15) ›› 2012 (‘09, Action) John Cusack. A global cataclysm nearly wipes out humanity. WGN News at Nine ›› Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (‘10), Shia LaBeouf (:15) ›› Happy Gilmore (‘96, Comedy) Adam Sandler. ›› Knowing (‘09) Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne. ››› Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (‘05, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. Huckabee Hates Chris Hates Chris Hoarders “Andrew; Shania” › Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (‘87) Charles Bronson. Dogs 101 Dogs 101 Irish Wolfhound. Madea’s Family Reunion American Greed CNN Presents SportsNet SportsNet American Perspectives MythBusters “Paper Armor” Wizards Wizards Kardashian Kardashian The Soup Chelsea Lat SportsCenter (N) (Live) E:60 ››› Jurassic Park (‘93) War Stories W/Oliver North Iron Chef America Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Archer European PGA Tour Golf Archer Golf Central Golden Girls Golden Girls Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Seven Signs of the Apocalypse Prophecy of Armageddon. MSNBC Documentary ’70s Show ’70s Show Lopez ›› Alien vs. Predator (‘04) Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova. Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ›› Diary of a Mad Black Woman (‘05) Kimberly Elise, Steve Harris. Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... MSNBC Documentary Lopez ›› The Wedding Planner (‘01) Planet Terror Family Preys Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries ››› Twister (‘96, Action) Venture Bros. King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... Ghost Adventures All in Family All in Family All in Family Raymond Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond Raymond › I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (‘07, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Heads-Up Poker (Taped) Scrubs (:45) ›› Fire Down Below (‘97, Action) Steven Seagal. Boxing ›› Machete (‘10, Action) Danny Trejo. ››› The Social Network (‘10, Drama) Jesse Eisenberg. Femme Boxing Urbano Antillon vs. Brandon Rios. (N) (Live) (:05) › Law Abiding Citizen Saturday, July 9 - Friday, July 15, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 5 Forensic File Forensic File In Plain Sight How I Met (:35) Johnny The Protector News WSBT News at 11 11:30 (:29) Saturday Night Live (:35) Criminal Minds ››› In Her Shoes (‘05) Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette. A sexy partyer clashes with her serious-minded sister. Fringe “Snakehead” Bodies host squidlike creatures. Globe Trekker The Hague; surf- ing the North Sea. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LeSea in Action ABC57 News at 11P House “The Mistake”

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