Today's Entertainment

Saturdaymovies 5:00 p.m. FX “Role Mod- els” ››› Forced to join a mentorship program, two irresponsible men must help a pair of impression- able boys navigate the troubled waters of youth. (2hr) 5:15 p.m. TOON “Scooby- Doo! The Mystery Be- gins” ››› Young Shaggy and his newly adopted dog joins forces with Fred, Daphne and Velma to investigate a haunting at their school. (1hr45) SATURDAY, MAY 28 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM PGA Tour Golf The King of Queens The King of Queens The Closer Brenda reopens a murder investigation. History Detectives Baby in incubator. Dr. Sumrall CC Special NASCAR Racing Cressy TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord The Wild, Wild West 7:30 p.m. MAX “Catch Me if You Can” ››› An FBI agent pursues Frank Aba- gnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identi- ties and commits forgery. (2hr30) 8:00 p.m. AMC “Apoca- lypse Now Redux” ›››› Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall. An Army agent goes upriver into the heart of Cambodia to kill a renegade colonel. (4hr30) ENC “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” ››› An ad exec and a shower-cur- tain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago. (1hr35) 5:30 (3:00) Golf Senior PGA Champi- onship, Third Round. 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 Friends Two and a Half Men Classic Gospel Judge Judy ABC World News ABC57 News at 6:30P bInTune TV Stargate Atlantis “Infection” 8:30 p.m. USA “Raiders of the Lost Ark” ›››› Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. Globe-trotting archaeolo- gist Indiana Jones races the Nazis for possession of a legendary religious arti- fact. (2hr33) 9:00 p.m. TBN “The Pas- sion of the Christ” ››› Condemned to die by cru- cifixion, Jesus of Nazareth endures the agony of his final 12 hours. (2hr30) FAM “Bolt” ››› Ani- mated. Thinking he has real superpowers, the ca- nine star of a hit TV show travels cross-country from Hollywood to New York to rescue his owner and co- star. (2hr) 6:30 NBC Nightly News Best Bra Ever! CBS Evening News Friends Two and a Half Men 7 PM 7:30 Access Hollywood Top stories of the week. How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Lawrence Welk Show “Alexander’s Ragtime Band.” Paid Program Paid Program Hlthy Choices Allen Smith Gardens House “Role Model” House treats a senator. Stargate Universe “Light” Gomer Pyle Gomer Pyle M*A*S*H Hillbilly Hand Fishin’ Situation Room 10:00 p.m. WCWW9 “About Schmidt” ››› A 66-year-old retires, deals with his wife’s sudden death and tries to stop his daughter from marrying a salesman. (2hr) SHOW “The Hurt Locker” ››› Members of a bomb-disposal unit in Baghdad face increasingly perilous situations as their tour-of-duty winds down. (2hr15) 2:30 p.m. on WBND Y NASCAR Racing 10:45 p.m. STARZ “The Other Guys” ››› Two deskbound detectives get more than they bargain for when they take on a seem- ingly minor case that may turn out to be New York’s biggest crime. (1hr50) MOVIES 8 PM Paid Program Jeopardy! NCIS MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (N) (L) Antiques Roadshow “Washing- ton, DC” Wipeout Bowled Over; Chocolate Shop. Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley ››› The Passion of the Christ (‘04) Jim Caviezel, Monica Bellucci. M*A*S*H Da Vinci’s Inquest Brothers & Sisters The Bachelorette Twenty-five eligible men arrive. Cold Squad Cold Case News ª BET 124 329 The Game The Game The Game The Game The Game The Game [ CNBC 208 355 Healthy Hair Paid Program Hot Summer Bodies of 2011! Money in W CNN 200 202 Newsroom Newsroom O COM 107 249 (4:30) Movie The Girl Next Door E CSNCH 665 ’net IMPACT Raceline 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) C-SPAN Weekend D DISC 182 278 MythBusters Windy City Poker Champ President Commun. America & the Courts MythBusters NCAA Update College Lacrosse Challenge R DISN 172 290 Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure (‘11) N E! 114 236 Sex and-City Sex and-City E! News B ESPN 140 206 College Softball C ESPN2 144 209 College Lacrosse MythBusters “Blue Ice” Voice Defining retirement. NCAA Update College Softball æ FAM 180 311 ›› Beverly Hills Chihuahua (‘08, Comedy) Piper Perabo. V FNC 205 360 (4:00) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 ››› Role Models (‘08) Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd. ≥ GOLF 401 605 Big Break ›› Hotel for Dogs (‘09) Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin. FOX Report Huckabee (131) HALL 185 312 Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier I HGTV 112 229 Genevieve Color Splash My Favorite Designed-Sell Hunters Int’l House H HIST 120 269 America the Story of Us F LIFE 108 252 The Boy She Met Online (‘10, Suspense) Alexandra Paul. Z MSNBC 209 356 To Catch a Killer ? NICK 170 299 Victorious L OXY 127 612 Top Model Q SPIKE 168 262 Jail Victorious Big Time 6 TBS 139 247 Raymond Raymond Seinfeld J TLC 183 280 48 Hours: Hard Evidence UFC 130 Countdown America the Story of Us “Millennium” Lockup: Raw Big Time Seinfeld 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Extreme Pools > TVLAND 106 301 Andy Griffith Sanford Most Shocking Police chase. Sanford S USA 105 242 Law & Order ›› National Treasure (‘04, Adventure) Nicolas Cage, Hunter Gomez, Diane Kruger. ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Indy 500 Festival Parade Sanford Racer TV 3 WGN-A 239 307 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit “Paradise Lost” (517) ENC 340 526 (4:40) Movie The Breakfast Club (550) HBO 300 501 (4:30) Movie Ghosts-Girlfrnd (562) MAX 310 512 Movie (575) SHOW 318 537 Movie (533) STARZ 350 520 (4:45) Movie Brooklyn’s Finest Lord Stanley Pregame Bones (:20) ›› Some Kind of Wonderful (‘87) (:20) ›› Orphan (‘09) Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard. Saint John of Las Vegas (‘09) (:15) ›› Tooth Fairy (‘10) Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd. The Borgias iCarly ›› You, Me and Dupree (‘06, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson. Jail UFC Unleashed King King 48 Hours: Hard Evidence T TNT 138 245 (3:45) Movie Talladega Ngts ›› Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (‘04) @ TOON 176 296 (:15) ››› Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins (‘09) Ø TRAV 215 277 Extreme Resorts ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Shocking River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked “Killer Catfish” Till Debt/Part American Greed The Unit “True Believers” Keeping Up Appearances Bible Prophecy Paid Program Paid Program Best of Harvest Keeping Up Appearances 8:30 Minute to Win It “The Family That Plays Together” 9 PM Law & Order: LA NCIS: Los Angeles ›› Walking Tall (‘04, Action) The Rock, Johnny Knoxville. A sheriff and a deputy try to rid their town of thugs. 9:30 10 PM When you’re hot, you’re hot, as the song goes, and Kyle Busch was certainly that at last year’s spring race at Charlotte. Com- ing off a weekend sweep at Dover, Busch rallied from two laps down at the 1.5-mile quad-oval at Char- lotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C., for his fifth Nationwide victory of 2010. He returns today to defend his title in the Top Gear 300 against a field that includes Justin Allgaier, Elliott Sadler and Aric Almirola. C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: LA 48 Hours Mystery “The Whole Truth” News As Time Goes By The Office As Time Goes By News WSBT News at 11 11:30 (:29) Saturday Night Live (:35) Criminal Minds ››› About Schmidt (‘02) Jack Nicholson, Hope Davis. A retired widower tries to stop his daughter’s wedding. Fringe “Snakehead” Bodies host squidlike creatures. Globe Trekker Exotic cuisine in Colombo, Sri Lanka. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LeSea in Action ABC57 News at 11P A Nation Remembers M A&E 118 265 Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars ∂ AMC 130 254 (4:00) Movie Patton ≤ ANPL 184 282 Rocky Mountain Gators ›››› Apocalypse Now Redux (‘01) Marlon Brando. An Army agent goes upriver in Cambodia to kill a renegade. ›› Daddy’s Little Girls (‘07, Romance) Gabrielle Union, Idris Elba. CNN Presents The Suze Orman Show Piers Morgan Tonight › Superhero Movie (‘08) Drake Bell, Sara Paxton. Classic Golf SportsNet MythBusters ›› Jackass: The Movie (‘02, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville. Net Impact MLS Soccer San Jose Earthquakes at Chicago Fire. (N) American Perspectives MythBusters › Because I Said So (‘07) Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore. NCAA Update College Softball Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Diners, Drive Unwrapped Unwrapped: A. ›› Step Brothers (‘08) Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly. The Golf Fix Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. From Surrey, England. Frasier Summer Swamp People Like Mother, Like Daughter (‘07) Michelle Stafford. Lockup: Raw iCarly Lockup: Raw “Hard Time” Big Time Frasier Chi. Post MythBusters Phineas, Ferb Suite/Deck Kardashian Baseball Tonight (Live) ››› Bolt (‘08) Voices of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus. Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel Diners, Drive Meat Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Big Break Indian Wells Frasier Curb/Block Curb/Block Antonio Swamp People Victorious ›› Just Friends (‘05) Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart. UFC 130: Prelims (N) (L) ›› Shrek the Third (‘07, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers. Extreme Terror Rides Top 20 Most Shocking Ghost Adventures Top 20 Most Shocking Frasier House Reviving Ophelia (‘10) Jane Kaczmarek, Kim Dickens. Lockup: Raw Life and death. Supah Ninjas iCarly ›› Confessions of a Shopaholic (‘09) Isla Fisher. 48 Hours Mystery Pregame Suite/Deck House Music, Word Miracles Hates Chris Hates Chris River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked ›› Stomp the Yard (‘07) Columbus Short. Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part American Greed Newsroom CNN Presents ›› Idiocracy (‘06, Comedy) SportsNet SportsNet American Perspectives MythBusters Suite/Deck Suite/Deck The Soup Chelsea Lat SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter Special ›› Jumanji (‘95, Fantasy) War Stories W/Oliver North Iron Chef America Big Break Indian Wells Frasier House Swamp People “First Mates” Lockup: Raw ›› Rambo (‘08, Action) Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz. 48 Hours on ID: Left NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat. (N) (Live) Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... WGN News at Nine My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Lopez 48 Hours on ID: Left › Jumper (‘08), Jamie Bell Cheers Golf Central Cheers Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Swamp People “Hot Pursuit” The Boy She Met Online Lockup: Raw Joining a gang. Lopez ›› Just Friends (‘05) Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart. ›› Failure to Launch (‘06) Matthew McConaughey. ›› Rambo III (‘88, Action) 48 Hours Mystery Venture Bros. King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Ghost Adventures All in Family All in Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond ›››› Raiders of the Lost Ark (‘81) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Vancouver Canucks. (Live) Bones “Death in the Saddle” Funniest Home Videos ››› Planes, Trains and Automobiles › Our Family Wedding (‘10), Carlos Mencia ››› Catch Me if You Can (‘02) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks. (:05) ›› The Proposal (‘09) Sandra Bullock. (:35) ›› Uncle Buck (‘89) John Candy. Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara ››› The Hurt Locker (‘08, War) Jeremy Renner. › Grown Ups (‘10, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Hockey Bull Riding Scrubs (:45) Too Big to Fail (‘11) William Hurt, Edward Asner. ›› MacGruber (‘10, Comedy) Will Forte. (:15) The Great Outdoors Thrones Femme (:15) Hugh Hefner: Playboy (:45) ››› The Other Guys (‘10, Comedy) Saturday, May 28 - Friday, June 3, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 5 Forensic File Forensic File (:03) In Plain Sight How I Met

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